Translator: SJade, Editor: Dj22031
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“Another mental patient came today.” The doctor shook his head.
“Hehehe.” Chi Jingyu sat on the stool, giggling non-stop.
His heart was however full of slander, what kind of bad idea did his sister-in-law come up with?
“Be honest with me. If you dare to throw things, I will tie you up and give you no food.”
“Sun Wukong, be good, I’m your master, be careful I have to recite the Hooping Spell.”
“Ah, don’t hit me, Jade Emperor, don’t give me injections”
After entering, he found that the mental hospital was like an alternative prison, and these mental patients were the prisoners in the cell.
Hearing their screams, Chi Jingyu couldn’t help but tremble for a while. Forget it, he’d better be an obedient “mental patient”.
As soon as the nurse’s gaze moved over him, Chi Jingyu made a silly appearance.
“Stay in this room and don’t run around.”
“Hey hey hey”
The moment the nurse went out, Chi Jingyu immediately restrained the smile on his face, “Fuck you, sister, treating me as a three-year-old child.”
Suddenly remembering that there were still people in the room, he walked back leisurely, and smirked.
“Have you eaten yet?” an old man asked with an accent.
“Eat, eat.” Chi Jingyu said perfunctorily.
“You dare to eat Wukong, Bajie, Sha Seng, beat him.”
The other three mental patients in the room stood together, Chi Jingyu was horrified and completely clueless.
“Why don’t you just have a meal? I’ll tell you what you want to do. I’m the Tathagata Buddha.”
In a hurry, Chi Jingyu said that he was “the Tathagata Buddha “, which really worked well when dealing with the mentally ill.
“You are the Tathagata Buddha, you are really the Tathagata Buddha, that’s really nice, let’s have a good drink or two.”
Chi Jingyu’s mood suddenly became weird, the mental patient’s thinking indeed couldn’t be speculated with common sense.
“By the way, old man, have you seen this person?”
“Who are you calling old man, I am Tang Seng, Tang Seng, your brother.”
“Okay, brother, have you seen this person?”
The old man looked at the photo that Chi Jingyu took out of his pants, and the other three came up, “Isn’t this Master Guanyin?”
Hearing “Master Guanyin” he really didn’t know how to describe his heart at this time.
“Oh, so you want to meet Master Guanyin, I’ll take you there, I’ll take you there.”
“No, no, you’re mistaken, I don’t like it.”
“Oh, don’t be shy, Master Guanyin is right in front.”
Chi Jingyu was dragged out of the room by the old man, and the other three followed.
Seeing that the places they were going were getting more and more remote, Chi Jingyu was not suspicious.
“Here, you see, Master Guanyin is in this room. If you confess to her here, she will hear it.”
Chi Jingyu couldn’t help but hold his forehead, he was hoping that he wouldn’t have to stay here for too long, otherwise he would really become crazy.
“Master Guanyin, are you at home?”
After a while, a woman’s voice came out, “Who are you?”
“I am the Tathagata Buddha.”
The woman sighed softly, alas, another mental patient, “What do you have to do with me?”
When Chi Jingyu thought about it, he was insane anyway, “Master Guanyin, in fact, I have liked you for a long time, but I haven’t told you my heart for so long.”
The four psychopaths standing outside with him kept giggling.
The woman in the room couldn’t help being amused. Listening to his voice, he seemed to be in his twenties, but she wanted to see what he looked like.
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