Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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18+ Content Warning
The morning sunlight streamed into the student council office window. Secretary Lu, his eyes closed, held President Ji’s bleeding wound, his expression serene, even sacred.
President Ji, however, stared wide-eyed in shock at his secretary. His delicate face, half-illuminated by the sunlight, now appeared breathtakingly beautiful.
Just then, in this scene representing the purest and most sacred of human love, a censored erotic device rolled out from under the curtains.
Ji Wenfeng shuddered violently: Holy crap, what kind of intrusion is this?! It’ll be censored!
Lu Rong felt Ji Wenfeng’s stiff fingertips, slightly opened his long eyelashes, and gazed tenderly at Ji Wenfeng with his bright, golden eyes, until he followed his bewildered gaze to the censored device rolling to his feet!
Ahh …
Lu Rong glared at him with disdain: “Ji Wenfeng! You’re a fu*king jerk again! We agreed to start filming ‘Student Council President and His Little Secretary’ after 7 PM! Although the name sounds a bit like an adult anime, it’s definitely a sweet, innocent campus romance! Bringing out a ‘oo stick’ at this crucial moment will ruin our entire show!”
Ji Wenfeng was bewildered: “Emmmm… Could it be that Rong Rong secretly hid a ‘oo stick’ in the office? This little secretary seems innocent on the surface but is actually quite promiscuous… Although I feel excited and happy, ‘Student Council President and His Little Secretary’ is, after all, a sweet, innocent campus romance. Suddenly doing office play in this kind of place isn’t a good idea; it’ll ruin the whole show. Besides, the little secretary is two-faced, and I, the aloof ice queen, must maintain my cool and icy demeanor. What kind of charm does President Ji have if he immediately sleeps with him because of his secret seduction?” He should be as aloof and ascetic as Tang Sanzang[1]… Hmm, then the script should be changed like this: The flirtatious, innocent-looking secretary, Lu, who enjoys collecting stamps, sets his sights on the aloof and icy Chairman Ji. He and his companions agree to “devour” him within two months, so he uses every means to win the position of secretary and stay by Chairman Ji’s side. On the surface, he appears pure and cute, but in reality, he’s a seasoned seducer. Chairman Ji sees through this little vixen’s disguise, remaining unmoved by his advances and maintaining his purity. Secretary Lu tries everything to seduce this aloof man but can’t win him over, experiencing immense frustration. Finally, he realizes that he’s gradually fallen in love with this unattainable man over the past two months. Chairman Ji, however, isn’t as aloof as he seems. He’s actually already deeply attracted to the little vixen, but because he knew early on that he was a love con artist, he dared not reveal his true feelings. In the end, the two assumed the other didn’t like them. Secretary Lu resigned from his job, intending to leave S City, a city that had caused him so much heartache. Just then, President Ji discovered that Secretary Lu had secretly written his name on the altar when he prayed for marriage… President Ji then realized that the other person also liked him and braved the torrential rain to chase after him at the train station. President Ji finally caught up with Secretary Lu, and the two returned to the student council office that rainy night, where they first met, and went wild…
Ji Wenfeng adjusted the entire script based on Lu Rong’s character design, going over it in his mind: Yes, the story should develop like this!
Even though Secretary Lu has become a seductive little devil, seemingly always ready to drive, it’s still a pure romance anime that explores the depths of human nature; there will absolutely be no driving scenes until the very last episode! The time and place for the driving scenes should also be in the rainy office at night, two soaking wet people embracing, crying and calling each other’s names, achieving a harmonious union.
Definitely not in broad daylight, the day after Secretary Lu came to President Ji’s side, with him using a oo stick to violate him!
“Of course, the most fundamental problem is that I don’t know how to use the oo stick either,” Ji Wenfeng thought seriously.
In the instant that Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong looked at each other, they both decided: In short, they must resolutely stick to their personas and absolutely cannot unlock a new project for the service package of both sides of the strait and Hong Kong here!
But it would be too strange if the oo stick was right next to their feet and they couldn’t see it!
The two nodded to each other in secret: They must smoothly transition the plot from the oo stick!
Secretary Lu released Chairman Ji’s fingers, squatted down seriously, and stared at the oo stick, saying, “Chairman, what is this?” He never forgot that he was currently in the persona of a pure and innocent secretary, so it was normal that he didn’t understand these strange things.
President Ji squatted down and calmly explained to Secretary Lu, “This is called [beep], it’s used for massaging the body.”
Secretary Lu: “I see. Why is [beep] here?”
President Ji: “Probably some student thought our student council work was too hard, so they secretly sent one over to help us relax.”
Secretary Lu: “Then, President, please take a seat. You must have been working hard bending over to clean up the broken porcelain. Let me use [beep] to help you relax.”
Ji Wenfeng: “…”
He stared at Lu Rong’s incredibly serious face, his mind racing— what does Rong Rong mean? Is he going to use [beep] on me? Putting aside the fact that this script shouldn’t have such restricted content, he’s clearly the bottom, and I’m the top…
But Lu Rong is so calm and composed, it doesn’t seem like a suggestive situation at all.
“Please take a seat, President, let me use [beep] to serve you.” Lu Rong volunteered again.
Ji Wenfeng closed his eyes, his mind filled only with Lu Rong’s resolute gaze: No, I should trust Rong Rong. Rong Rong will definitely lead the plot to a safe place!
“Okay.” Chairman Ji opened his eyes, walked coolly to his seat, and nestled into his office chair. His hands rested on the armrests, his legs slightly apart. Although he appeared relaxed, his heart was pounding with tension.
What would Rong Rong do? Ji Wenfeng wondered anxiously.
Seeing that Chairman Ji had followed his advice, Secretary Lu smiled knowingly, picked up the vibrator from the floor, and held it reverently in his hands before approaching Chairman Ji.
“Please relax, Chairman.” Lu Rong gave Ji Wenfeng a reassuring look.
“…Hmm.”
Secretary Lu turned it on, and the vibrator began to vibrate wildly. He solemnly pressed it against the back of Chairman Ji’s neck!
Ji Wenfeng: “!”
Is he deliberately misinterpreting the meaning of “massage” to portray an innocent and naive character?!
This way, there’s no need to change his character setting to smoothly transition into the plot!
Ji Wenfeng smiled and closed his eyes, completely relieved: As expected of Rong Rong!
Shen Yu: “!”
Holy crap, instead of driving, he’s using a penis to massage his husband’s shoulders and neck?! Lu Rong, is this something a human would do?!
With the appearance of a penis in the student council office, a large number of onlookers flooded the live stream.
Everyone speculated about the domineering president and his pretty secretary’s next move, discussing it heatedly. Three rich people even threw out 10 big swords, betting that Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong would definitely have an 18+ scene!
At this moment of great attention, the student council president and his secretary actually squatted down and began to discuss and study the past and present of the penis.
Little secretary: “President, what is this?”
The comments section was filled with:
“Ahhhhh, the little secretary is so cute!”
“Although he’s a serious-looking butler, he’s surprisingly pure!”
“Ah, is this a strange kind of contrasting cuteness?”
“I’m starting to see how cute Lu Rong is. No wonder President Ji wants to keep him by his side.”
….
President Ji: “This is called [beep], it’s used to massage the human body.”
The comments section was filled with:
“Hahahaha, you’re so naughty!”
“Oh my god! The scheming president is starting to trick the innocent little secretary!”
“Hahahaha, do you dare tell him the truth?!”
“You coward, son, just use it on the little secretary to show him!”
….
Lu Rong then said very seriously: “Please take a seat, President, let me use [beep] to serve you.”
The comments section was filled with: “Haha…”
Finally, there was the iconic scene of President Ji lounging elegantly in his office chair, hands on the armrests, while Secretary Lu used a massage stick to massage his back.
“So cute…”
“A classic scene!”
“I thought it would be an adult anime, but it’s a total slapstick comedy!”
“Hahahaha, I’m so tired of laughing, these two are so cute!”
“I could watch a hundred episodes!”
….
Shen Yu: So how did things turn out like this?!
Why don’t you two seasoned drivers recognize a massage stick and are pretending to massage with it?!
Aren’t you guys supposed to be able to drive like you’re in Formula 1?!
Seeing the livestream’s popularity soar, the Feng Rong CP’s independent forum open, the official Feng Rong CP fan club established, and fanfiction and artwork blooming across the entire land, Shen Yu was in tears.
This isn’t the result I wanted!
I, Shen Yu, didn’t get up early this morning, bought tens of thousands of yuan worth of lenses, and risked breaking the law to do this livestream!
No! Shen Yu angrily shut down the live stream.
Damn it, Li Liang!
Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong, having successfully navigated the dangerous, character-altering, and style-obsessed OO ranking drama, exchanged a glance.
Ji Wenfeng rested his chin on his hands: “I want to pause for a bit.”
Lu Rong: “Me too.”
Ji Wenfeng: “That thing… did you do it?”
Lu Rong: “You’re overthinking it.”
Ji Wenfeng: “It wasn’t me.”
Lu Rong: “Oh?”
Ji Wenfeng: “Why do you look so suspicious?”
Lu Rong: “Because you really are suspicious.”
Ji Wenfeng: “Although I do really want to marry you and have children, and I really want to start married life with you right away, I won’t risk my own drama.”
Lu Rong: “…” Listen to that, is that even something a human would say?
Shen Yu: “…?!” Why did these two veterans start discussing high-energy topics like marriage and male-male pregnancy the moment he turned off the live stream?!
A glint flashed in Ji Wenfeng’s eyes. “Since it’s neither you nor me, there must be some conspiracy involved.”
Lu Rong: “Yes, that’s right.”
The two turned to look behind the curtains.
Ji Wenfeng stood up, strode forward, and flung open the curtains. Shen Yu, who was restarting his camera and connecting to the live stream, screamed like a vampire suddenly exposed to sunlight: “Aaaaaaahhhhhh!”
Ji Wenfeng snatched his live stream equipment and crushed it with one hand: “Heh, it really was you.”
“My camera!” Shen Yu cried out in anguish.
“Instead of wasting your time, think about yourself first.” Lu Rong stepped forward, standing shoulder to shoulder with Ji Wenfeng, looking down at him.
Shen Yu felt as if he were being crushed by two mountains, the once-mighty warrior letting out a cowardly scream: “What… what do you want to do?!”
Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong exchanged a glance, then raising their fists, one on each side!
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[1] The monk character in “Journey to the West”.
