The comments seemed to be flooding in, and it was impossible to see all of them at a glance. Kang Lai Yin blocked Kang Xing Luo’s screen with one hand and said, “What are you doing? Confiscate his mobile phone! Hurry up!”
Chai Ke Nai usually didn’t listen to any cats other than Prince Kang, but he obeyed this sentence immediately. He snatched the phone from Prince Kang’s hand, and shouted hoarsely. “Brother! Please be honest for a while, QAQ!”
Prince Kang couldn’t believe that Chai Ke Nai would listen to Chang Maozi, and instantly mistook the main point.
Instead of going after the phone that was confiscated, he said angrily: “Where did you turn your dog’s legs? Did you forget whose dog food you eat!”
Kang Lai Yin, who had taken Kang Xing Luo’s hand, started going towards the bedroom.
Kang Xing Luo asked suspiciously, “Xiao Shizi?”
Kang Lai Yin said, “You have to open your shop tomorrow, so it’s time to sleep.”
Kang Xing Luo hesitated, “Then they?”
Kang Lai Yin said, “Don’t worry about them.”
Prince Kang didn’t need to be worried about, there was no cat in the world more mentally active than him. After Kang Lai Yin walked a few steps, Prince Kang noticed that the two were leaving, and shouted from behind: “What are you doing!”
Kang Lai Yin chose to use his ruthless cat’s back to reply to the orange cat.
After a messy night, everything suddenly calmed down and he was not used to it. When he returned to their bedroom, Kang Xing Luo sighed unconsciously.
Kang Lai Yin was keenly aware that Kang Xing Luo remembered the comments on the Internet, so he squatted down and comforted him: “Don’t care about those keyboard warriors who are all irrelevant, don’t listen to what they say.”
Kang Xing Luo didn’t care about those comments, so he confirmed: “I really didn’t cause you any trouble?”
Kang Lai Yin frowned. “What trouble, how could you possibly cause me trouble.”
If he really wanted to talk about trouble, it was the Prince himself that was trouble.
Kang Xing Luo sighed slightly and said, “That’s good.”
Kang Lai Yin should have put his mind at ease because of this sentence, but he stared at Kang Xing Luo for a while, and the vinegar jar in his heart crooked, and suddenly spilled out. “Not good, not good at all.”
Kang Xing Luo said worriedly: “What’s wrong?”
Kang Lai Yin: “I’m not happy.”
Kang Xing Luo paused and suddenly laughed. He wondered how his worries could be put down so fast, but Xiao Shizi had this kind of magic, that he relaxed in a second.
As a result, his tone of voice became soft and full of coaxing. “Why is Xiao Shizi unhappy?”
Kang Lai Yin said quietly: “Because Xiao Shizi didn’t go to the hot search with Xing Luo.”
Kang Xing Luo laughed. Kang Lai Yin came forward and threw Kang Xing Luo onto the bed, his eyes suddenly turned around, and in the next instant, Kang Lai Yin’s angular and fierce face was in front of him.
Kang Xing Luo’s heart was shaken by the sense of aggression in the man’s eyes, and he subconsciously pushed forward at Kang Lai Yin’s chest.
Kang Xing Luo knew in his heart that he would never push his cat away.
But at a certain moment, in Kang Xing Luo’s sensory world… Xiao Shizi had become less and less like a simple cat.
Kang Lai Yin didn’t notice the subtle difference. When Kang Xing Luo pushed him, he just got up, put his legs on Xing Luo’s sides, and started to take off his clothes in a posture of straddling Kang Xing Luo’s body.
Kang Xing Luo was surprised, “Xiao Shizi?”
Kang Lai Yin said, “Let’s sleep.”
The cat’s sleeping habit was to sleep naked. Kang Xing Luo had become very accustomed to it recently, but every time Xiao Shizi got naked and sneaked up next to him, this was the first time like this where he was riding on him and undressing.
Kang Xing Luo’s eyes swayed around, there was really nowhere to put his gaze, and his eyes accidentally landed on Kang Lai Yin, always feeling that his muscles were more dazzling than usual.
After Kang Lai Yin finally took off his clothes, the tall human-shaped cat still refused to get off Kang Xing Luo. He approached Kang Xing Luo and asked, “Is the Prince’s butt good to touch?”
Kang Xing Luo was little embarrassed, but he hesitated while saying: “…very good.”
In fact, to be honest, Kang Xing Luo was too embarrassed at the time, and was in a hurry to coax the Prince, so he didn’t remember how it felt.
The only thing he could think of about the Prince’s butt was the Prince who weighed 13 kilograms two years ago, with a fleshy body. At that time, the Prince’s butt was really good to touch.
Kang Xing Luo was a little distracted when he thought about it. The nostalgic expression on his face made Kang Lai Yin’s brows jump.
“What about me?”
Kang Xing Luo was stunned, “…”
Kang Lai Yin refused to let it go. “I’m not good to touch?”
What did he mean by touching… Kang Xing Luo hadn’t touched him recently…
He stopped his thoughts in time, Kang Xing Luo’s face flushed red, and he couldn’t help covering his face with his hands, however, Kang Lai Yin suddenly held his palm, as if seeing what Kang Xing Luo was thinking: “Then you touch me.”
His hand was about to touch Kang Lai Yin’s buttocks, Kang Xing Luo shook his head desperately, and his voice was raised, “No, no, no, no, no!”
Kang Lai Yin’s face suddenly darkened. “Why?”
Kang Xing Luo’s heart was beating wildly, he said anxiously: “You, you are now a humanoid…”
Kang Lai Yin said: “Prince Kang was also a humanoid at that time.”
Kang Xing Luo said: “But he was at least wearing pants.”
Kang Lai Yin said: “I should just put on pants?”
Kang Xing lost his head and said anxiously, “I can’t do it even if you wore pants.”
Kang Lai Yin was really anxious this time, “Why?”
Kang Xing Luo didn’t know why. It was also to make the cat happy. It was okay for him to touch the Prince in public. On the contrary, when he and Xiao Shizi didn’t need to worry about being seen in private, Kang Xing Luo still couldn’t do anything to him.
Unable to say why, Kang Xing Luo’s anxious voice trembled. “It’s just… there are differences between men and women.”
Kang Lai Yin said, “I’m a male.”
Kang Xing Luo was dumbfounded, “There are differences between men and men.”
There was a difference between men and men, where was the truth!?
Kang Lai Yin got angry, the vinegar jar was overturned, the whole cat rolled to the side, and stood up naked on the ground.
“I’m going to take a shower.”
The door to the bathroom opened and closed. Kang Xing Luo stared at the ceiling, his heart still pounding.
He sat up from the bed, panicked for a few seconds, and shouted, “Xiao Shizi? Xiao Shizi?”
Kang Lai Yin didn’t respond, Kang Xing Luo was a little anxious. Was he this angry?
Xiao Shizi… mad at him?
Kang Xing Luo was worried and held his forehead. He really couldn’t figure out a way here.
He originally wanted to go to the mall to buy a gift for Xiao Shizi today, but he didn’t expect to give him something which made the cat angry.
Not to mention how strange the scene of making the cat angry and self-reflecting was in the past, Kang Xing Luo didn’t realize that right now his look of anxiety was similar to the majority of fellow men who didn’t know how to make their girlfriends happy.
After much deliberation, it was better to call for foreign aid.
Kang Xing Luo pulled out his phone and swiped across his friends list, then paused, um, he really didn’t have anyone to ask for help, his only one good friend was Li Hongming.
But Li Hongming had never raised a cat, so how could he give him any advice.
Kang Xing Luo had prepared to give up, then his eyes stopped, and unexpectedly saw a person who he could unfortunately ask.
– Mao Dandan.
The technician No. 8 in Jinjiang Park who he had added as a friend.
He didn’t keep cats, but he was a cat himself, and he should know the cat’s preferences better than anyone who had raised cats.
Kang Xing Luo looked at the time, and was embarrassed to send a message: “Hello, this time is a little odd, are you asleep?
Mao Dandan replied very quickly: ——Sleep, I just went to work at this point.
Kang Xing Luo remembered the content of his work and was a little embarrassed for a while. After hesitating, he said again: “Why are you looking for me at this time, I won’t come to serve you.”
Kang Xing Luo said: There is a misunderstanding, I have a question to ask.
Mao Dandan said, after all he was noble and glamorous: Ask.
Kang Xing Luo was impatient, so he said politely: “How can I quickly coax the cat when it’s angry?”
Mao Dandan: Your cat finally found you careless?
Kang Xing Luo: “…”
The ridicule returned, but the punk youth named Mao Dandan still gave effective advice: Either give him something delicious, or let the horse kill the chicken.
Something delicious, Kang Xing Luo was completely ok with it, but it took too much time to do it. He couldn’t bear Xiao Shizi being angry all night, so he decided to go for the latter: The horse kills the chicken, is it a massage?
Mao Dandan: To put it simply, it is to cuddle the cat, you can also just treat it to a good meal, you are very good at coaxing cats.
Kang Xing Luo breathed a sigh of relief and replied, “That’s great. I’m very good at cuddling cats.
Mao Dandan: Are you good at it?
Mao Dandan: Haha.
Kang Xing Luo was suddenly silent. He never expected that he would be mocked by the young cat. He typed more than a dozen question marks in a row.
Kang Xing Luo was shocked: Didn’t I touch you before? Were you uncomfortable at that time?
Mao Dandan: It was normal.
Mao Dandan: What are you doing? What’s the surprise? Isn’t it common for us in this industry to pretend to be comfortable with you?
Kang Xing Luo: …
Kang Xing Luo was surprised and shocked at the same time. He had kept cats for so long, and he always thought that his skills were good. This kind of experience of spending money on cats outside and being ridiculed for being technical garbage was too tragic. Xing Luo wanted to vomit blood.
Guessing that Kang Xing Luo was hit hard, Mao Dandan then replied: I have a set of personal technique, it will make the other party feel as comfortable as if they were lying in a pool of spring mud.
This statement sounded very subtle, but there was also a sense of color. Kang Xing Luo patted his face and said honestly: I want to learn.
Mao Dandan: ——If you want to learn, you can give me money.
Kang Xing Luo guessed that this was other party’s way of asking for money, but as a shit shoveling officer, he couldn’t ignore the challenge to his dignity, so he could only obey.
Mao Dandan: ——Eighteen styles of cat cuddling, two hundred for one style.
Kang Xing Luo: …
Kang Xing Luo: Eighteen styles? So many?
Mao Dandan: Is that many? Do you think it’s too troublesome for you to do so much work?
How could Kang Xing Luo find it troublesome? He hurriedly apologized.
Kang Xing Luo: How long does it take to learn?
Mao Dandan: There are moving pictures, you can read them.
There were even gifs, this business was done like this, Kang Xing Luo almost had to doubt whether his business level was completely inferior to that of a cat.
Kang Xing Luo was obediently slaughtered, and Mao Dandan quickly posted the eighteen styles of cat cuddling. Kang Xing Luo observed it carefully and found that the method of cat cuddling was very different from his usual style. There were many places that needed to be learned carefully.
Looking at it seriously, Mao Dandan sent another message: ——When you go to your store tomorrow, leave me a lion set meal.
Kang Xing Luo agreed, and when he put down the phone, Kang Lai Yin had come out of the bathroom with a gloomy face.
Kang Xing Luo looked at Kang Lai Yin apprehensively, and summoned up his courage: “Little lion, do you want a massage?”
T/N: Why did that conversation sound so dirty?
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