Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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Fang Qing knocked on Lu Rong’s door after Ji Wenfeng.
Lu Rong: “Get out!”
Fang Qing was stunned, opening the door to a new world. Her son now not only dressed as a woman, but his temper had also grown.
After cursing, Lu Rong realized it was his mother, not Ji Wenfeng, and obediently stood up, preparing to face the upcoming individual criticism.
Fang Qing didn’t say anything, just beckoned: “Come here.”
Lu Rong obediently walked to her side.
The sky could fall, the earth could fall, but the image of a good boy in front of his mother couldn’t fall. Lu Rong was still a very filial son. If nothing unexpected happened, he would always play the role of an ordinary son in front of Fang Qing.
Fang Qing led Lu Rong downstairs and got into Lao Song’s car: “To the shopping mall.”
Lao Song: “Yes.”
Lu Rong didn’t understand, and Fang Qing also remained unspeakable. The mother and son sat in the back seat, silence as the deep of the night.
When they arrived, Fang Qing still beckoned: “Come here.”
Lu Rong walked to her side, still puzzled.
Fang Qing led him into a lingerie store: “Do you have any underwear suitable for boys?”
The clerk: “Huh?”
Lu Rong: “!”
He turned and ran: “No, I don’t need any.”
Fang Qing chased after him, blocking his way: “Why don’t you need any? Mom’s been there, Mom knows how uncomfortable it is to wear an ill-fitting bra!”
Lu Rong quickly rushed forward and covered her mouth: “Keep your voice down, everyone’s staring and pointing.” Fang Qing was starting to lose her manners again.
“What’s wrong with that?” Fang Qing removed his hand, “Even though people might think you’re a little strange wearing girls’ clothes, in Mom’s eyes you’ll always be the cutest!”
Lu Rong: “…”
Okay, now everyone not only knows you’re rude, but they also know he’s wearing women’s clothes.
“Come on, Mom’ll pick out some pretty clothes for you!” Fang Qing took Lu Rong’s hand and happily headed into the store.
That evening, Shen Yu was celebrating at a Japanese restaurant in the city center.
His underlings were celebrating his becoming the student council’s discipline minister.
Shen Yu had a few drinks and, watching the lively banquet, felt the whole thing was absurd: “I, Shen Yu, drink, fight, mess around with women, get caught by the headmaster every day— how did I become the Minister of Discipline? My underlings are even celebrating! Sigh, will this world ever get any better?”
A feeling of unease and frustration filled his chest. So he left midway through the banquet to get some fresh air.
Just then, he caught a glimpse of a familiar figure out of the corner of his eye.
On the other side of the shopping mall, Lu Rong flashed by. Shen Yu’s blood boiled instantly.
The culprit was clear: at this time, he should be out drinking, fighting, and messing around with women, but instead, he was having this ridiculous Minister of Discipline election celebration party— all Lu Rong’s fault!
If he hadn’t dressed in women’s clothing and used those despicable lace garters this afternoon, he would have killed him already!
Now, he seemed to be wearing a school uniform!
Shen Yu felt he could just kill him.
Fang Qing held up a set of clothes in a tacky, high school girl style: “This one’s nice, go try it on.”
Lu Rong took the clothes and went into the fitting room without any emotion, coming out a short while later after changing.
Fang Qing exclaimed in amazement: “Xiao Feng was right, you really can make a living by swindling men out of their money— why didn’t you tell Mom you liked dressing like this sooner? Mom always wanted a daughter.” As she spoke, she gently pinched his cheek, “You wait here, Mom will go pay for you~”
Just as Lu Rong was waiting for Fang Qing to pay, Shen Yu rushed in.
He looked around but didn’t see Lu Rong: “Lu Rong, where are you?!”
Lu Rong: “…” He picked up a hat from the side, quietly covered his face, and slowly moved out.
With his exceptional motion-capture vision, Shen Yu spotted him: “It’s you!”
Lu Rong lowered his hat: “How could you tell?!”
“Damn it! Not only are you dressed as a woman, but you’re also buying women’s clothes! You disgusting cross-dressing master!” Because the clothes Fang Qing picked for Lu Rong didn’t suit Shen Yu’s aesthetic, he didn’t suffer the same level of shock as JK Lily. And he just thought Lu Rong looked like a tacky, tacky girl. Shen Yu clenched his knuckles, approaching him with a sinister expression: “What goes around comes around. Don’t think I won’t hit you just because you’re dressed as a woman, hehe.”
He walked up to Lu Rong, raised his chin, and grinned arrogantly: “Lu Rong, you’ve finally fallen into my hands!”
The next second, Fang Qing shouted “Hey ha!” and descended from the sky, elbowing Shen Yu hard in the waist, sending him flying. She then grabbed Lu Rong’s hands: “Rong Rong, are you alright?!”
Lu Rong shook his head.
Fang Qing, carrying bags of women’s clothing, confronted the security guards, saying, “This is the pervert! He tried to molest my daughter! He’s been following us for a long time. I pretended to pay the bill and leave, and sure enough, he attacked my daughter! He’s utterly depraved!”
Security Guard A: “These high school students these days are shameless… If they’re this shameless at such a young age, what will they be like when they grow up?”
Security Guard B: “It’s human nature to want to approach pretty girls, but to go to such a perverted degree is going too far. A man’s greatest pride should be self-control, self-control!”
Security Guard C: “Which school are you from? Give me your name! Your school’s atmosphere and discipline are terrible!”
Shen Yu, whose spine was almost broken from Fang Qing’s beating, shakily stood up, leaning against the wall, and pointed at Lu Rong, saying, “Wake up! He’s a boy! He keeps bullying me under the guise of women’s clothing! I just wanted to expose his true colors!”
All the security guards turned to look at Lu Rong.
Lu Rong acted decisively, lowering his head with tears welling in his eyes, his left hand gripping his right arm, appearing quite elegant and vulnerable.
Fang Qing, carrying the bags and her purse, stood in front of Lu Rong with her arms outstretched, like a furious mother hen protecting her chicks: “What nonsense are you spouting! What do you have against my daughter?!”
Security Guard A: “That’s right, she’s clearly a young lady from a wealthy family…”
Security Guard B: “Slender and delicate, elegant and quiet, it’s absurd to think she could bully a nearly 1.9-meter-tall high school boy like you. You must be slandering her because you can’t have her, you’ve completely disgraced men! A real man, even if he can’t win her over, should maintain his composure, so that he leaves a glimmer of hope in her memory. If you act like this, when this lovely young lady remembers you in the future, she’ll only see your hideous face!”
Security Guard C: “So young, and you’ve already learned to turn the tables after a failed sexual assault! The atmosphere and discipline at your school are truly appalling!”
Shen Yu was taken away by security guards on charges of molesting a girl.
Shen Yu screamed hoarsely, “Lu Rong, I’ll haunt you even as a ghost!”
Lu Rong: Heh.
Fang Qing held Lu Rong’s shoulders: “Boys need to be careful when they’re out, you know?” She thought about it, but no, there were many boys like Shen Yu at school, and Rong Rong was just a pretty cross-dresser. “I’ll ask your Uncle Ji for some security guards to protect you!”
Lu Rong thought, “That’s not good, I won’t even need to go to school anymore!” “No need. Brother Xiao Feng will protect me.”
Fang Qing’s eyes welled up with tears.
Her biggest worry was that Rong Rong would be bullied and isolated because he was different from other children. She hadn’t expected Xiao Feng to already know Rong Rong’s special qualities and still stand up for him without prejudice.
The friendship between the boys was so pure it brought tears to her eyes!
Fang Qing bought a carload of women’s clothing for Lu Rong.
Lu Rong accepted it with a smile on his face but inwardly cursing. After returning home, he lay on his bed, feeling restless and upset.
Not long after, the window was suddenly lifted from the outside, and a figure jumped into his room with practiced ease, startling him so much that he jumped out of bed.
“What are you doing here?!” Lu Rong glared at him fiercely. “Get out.”
Lu Rong hated Ji Wenfeng to the core. It was this incompetent guy who made him wear women’s clothes for the first time, and then again and again. Now, he didn’t need any mental preparation to wear women’s clothes; it was as easy as putting them on. Like water dripping on a stone, or an iron pestle being ground into a needle, Lu Rong suddenly realized that a huge change had occurred deep within him; he had lost something important!
And it was this same incompetent guy who had exposed his cross-dressing. Originally, with Lu Rong’s strong willpower and self-control, he was very likely to discover his problem and correct it in time. However, while he was still oblivious, Ji Wenfeng spread his reputation as a cross-dresser far and wide. Now, the whole family knew he cross-dressed, and based on the humanitarian spirit of “everyone is born free and prejudice against LGBT minorities should be eliminated,” they have given him strong support and encouragement. Damn it!
Even if he wanted to turn back now, the incident of “Rong Rong cross-dressing” would be forever etched in the memories of the whole family. They would bring it up every holiday, just like those children who are called to perform in front of relatives and friends! After all, Fang Qing had been suffering from Lu Rong’s ordinariness and lack of any skills for a long time. Every holiday, she would lose to other parents. She would definitely be unable to resist showing off to everyone that her son was a cross-dresser!
Lu Rong recalled Fang Qing’s aged voice: “You don’t know, when your Uncle/Grandpa Lu Rong was little, he was a cross-dresser, hehehe…” Then his uncles, aunts, nephews, and nieces would laugh knowingly: “Grandma/Auntie, tell me about it~ tell me about it~”
The background music was “Every street and alley~ everyone’s mouth~ the first thing they say when they meet is ‘Congratulations, congratulations~[1]‘”
At this moment, Lu Rong’s mind was completely filled with the image of Lin Chong, the chief instructor of the 800,000 Imperial Guards, fighting alone in the snowy night temple, forced to join the Liangshan bandits[2]!
No, it was even worse.
Lin Chong was only forced to rebel, but Lu Rong lost his male dignity!
And the source of all this was that hateful man, Ji Wenfeng.
“I won’t leave.” Ji Wenfeng displayed the revolutionary spirit of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.
Lu Rong got angry just looking at him. So he opened the wardrobe, took out all the women’s clothes Fang Qing had given him, and shoved them into Ji Wenfeng’s hands: “Here you go! All of it! You like women’s clothes so much, go live your life wearing women’s clothes!”
Ji Wenfeng didn’t say anything. Lu Rong stuffed them into his arms, and he immediately threw them out the window.
After Lu Rong emptied the entire wardrobe, he realized that Ji Wenfeng had thrown them all away. His frugal and money-loving nature made him lean against the windowsill, looking down at the women’s clothes scattered on the floor, and then angrily glaring at Ji Wenfeng: “You!”
“Dad has already scolded me. It’s my fault for making you misunderstand,” Ji Wenfeng said seriously. “It’s not because you wear women’s clothes that I find you cute. It’s because you’re the one wearing women’s clothes that I find women’s clothes cute.”
Lu Rong: “Wait a minute.”
It took him half a minute to understand this seemingly convoluted sentence.
Seeing how serious Ji Wenfeng was, Lu Rong patiently sat down, attempting to have an open and honest conversation with him: “Ji Wenfeng, no matter what you think, I’m not a girl, and I won’t wear women’s clothes in the future. And judging from your behavior, you’re straight, so you should find a girlfriend.”
“I don’t need a girlfriend.” Ji Wenfeng took his hand and solemnly pressed it against his chest, “You’re my girlfriend!”
Lu Rong’s almond-shaped eyes widened. In just half a day, Ji Wenfeng had become even more insane, almost as if he had contracted African swine fever.
His face flushed red as he said, “Who’s your girlfriend! I’ve already told you I’m a man! Can you please stop talking nonsense!”
“I’ve reflected on this carefully. The reason I felt excited when I saw you in women’s clothing was entirely because…” Ji Wenfeng lowered his head in frustration, then mustered his courage to confess his feelings, “Every time I see Lily appear, I feel like we’ll have a baby soon.”
Lu Rong was stunned, grabbed the phone, and gave him a cold look: “If you keep talking, I’ll call the police.”
“Me, Rong Rong, and the baby. We’re just an ordinary family of three.” Ji Wenfeng produced a teddy bear from behind his back, the only thing he hadn’t thrown downstairs from the pile of women’s clothing Fang Qing had bought.
Ji Wenfeng stuffed the teddy bear into Lu Rong’s arms, then hugged Lu Rong and the bear tightly: “I want to give you a home.”
Lu Rong was stunned for a long time, then stubbornly said, “What nonsense are you talking about? I already have a home.” But there was a hint of soreness in his voice.
“I used to hope Rong Rong was a girl, so we could get married and have children quickly, and this wish could come true smoothly. Dad talked to me today, and I realized I don’t actually like Lili; I just have this damned escapist mentality.” Ji Wenfeng released his hand and promised Lu Rong, who was holding a teddy bear, “Even if it’s a boy, I’ll still marry you and have a baby!”
Lu Rong blushed: “You came to my room in the middle of the night to talk nonsense! Who wants to marry you and have a baby!”
Ji Wenfeng grasped his hands: “I understand you’re still hesitant about me, but I’ll try my best! I’ll work hard to earn money to buy a house, strive to give you a good life and a good environment for the baby to grow up in, and make time for you and the baby outside of work, so you won’t become…” A widowed mother with a child, a wife who seems unmarried despite being married. In short, I will try my best to be a reliable man!
Lu Rong: “It’s unreliable of you to say something like that! Even if we’re married, where’s the baby going to come from?!”
Ji Wenfeng was overjoyed: “So you agreed to marry me?!” Then he quickly pulled out a pen and paper, “Then let’s set the date for our marriage registration to be your 18th birthday, and the wedding date to be the first auspicious day after that! What style of wedding do you like?! Just to clarify, I grew up in America and am a Christian, so one of the weddings must be a church wedding. Do you think it’s better to have it in S City or abroad? In S City, we can invite local celebrities, and the accommodation costs won’t be too high. Having it abroad requires round-trip airfare, but there are more options. How do you want to spend your honeymoon?”
Lu Rong was speechless, sitting wearily on the edge of the bed with the teddy bear in his arms, straightening its clothes: “What nonsense are you talking about?”
Ji Wenfeng said, “After we get married, we won’t live with Mom and Dad anymore. Do you want to move to another city or stay in S City? My opinion is that no matter where we go in the future, we should at least have a property in S City so it’s convenient to go home and take care of Mom and Dad. Because my parents are also your parents, and your mother-in-law and father-in-law are also your parents-in-law. No matter whose family you want to go to for the Spring Festival, we’ll have to come back to Rongshan Manor, perfect!”
Lu Rong combed the teddy bear’s hair: “Mother-in-law and father-in-law being parents-in-law at the same time is generally considered incest.” He was furious with Ji Wenfeng, “I haven’t agreed to anything, and you’re just talking nonsense.”
“Whatever you want.” Ji Wenfeng suddenly covered his face, said something out of the blue, and leaned in to kiss him. “No one else, whether girl or boy, dressed or not, I won’t even glance at them. So you can think about it slowly, and I’ll wait patiently.”
Lu Rong stared at the young man’s incomparably handsome face, speechless.
“Making wedding arrangements while waiting is called strategic planning.” Ji Wenfeng kissed the teddy bear in Lu Rong’s hand again. “After all, I’m going to be the man in charge.”
Lu Rong: “…”
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[1] These are the lyrics of the Chinese Lunar New Year Song “Gong Xi Gong Xi”. Though widely known today as a cheerful Lunar New Year anthem, “Gong Xi Gong Xi” (恭喜恭喜) was originally composed in 1945 by Chen Gexin to celebrate China’s liberation and the end of World War II. The song’s true implication is a bittersweet message of surviving hardships, holding on to hope, and celebrating a “spring” of peace after a long, dark winter. However, in Internet slang, this song is also sung between friends or relatives if one of them makes a blunder. Check it out on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vfKCsVuI4M
[2] Get the full story on: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lin_Chong
