Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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All of this was caused by the broadcast of Infinite Collapse.
Mi Lu appeared as the final mystery guest, immediately displaying intimacy with Si Huang, shattering the audience’s expectations.
Holy crap! Weren’t Mi Lu and Zhou Tianhuang a couple? She even helped Zhou Tianhuang against Si Huang before, so why is she acting like a fanatical admirer in front of Si Huang now?
This really upset the audience, especially since Mi Lu’s public image was that of a capricious and quirky person, the kind no one could control.
But in “Infinite Collapse”? And in front of Si Huang?
In the words of the audience: she’s as obedient as a puppy! And that’s not all; Si Huang’s behavior on the show also completely surprised everyone. Excluding his interactions with entertainment reporters, Si Huang’s public image has always been that of an elegant and polite gentleman, especially towards women. But when Mi Lu showed interest, he responded with an arrogant and indifferent attitude. Their pairing thus instantly became the hottest topic on “Infinite Collapse,” dragging Zhou Tianhuang into the discussion as well.
Just when they thought the excitement was enough, the “Infinite Collapse” truly showed the audience what “infinite” and “collapse” really meant.
The innocent Yu Lianyun disguised herself as an ugly woman to perform on the street; the perverted uncle Wu Taishu became a down-on-his-luck painter; the adorable Le Xian was caught red-handed shortly after his appearance, his helpless and embarrassed expression melting the hearts of countless women; and finally, the appearance of Si Huang and Mi Lu was the real bombshell.
“Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap ahhh! My Emperor is so handsome even when he transforms into a delinquent! So incredibly handsome! So incredibly handsome!”
“Wait, I want to know who the girl who did His Majesty’s makeup was? Her skills are amazing!”
“Waaaaah, why am I not in the capital? Why am I not here? I wish I could be His Majesty’s face mask; I’d definitely be good and wouldn’t steal a kiss from His Majesty!”
“Damn it! That bast**d Mi Lu, let go of Your Majesty, let me take over!”
Mi Lu’s rebellious look was relatively normal, but Si Huang’s appearance was completely unexpected. With a mix of amusement and excitement, the audience laughed heartily when they saw that the people on the street didn’t recognize the two.
Watching Mi Lu accept Si Huang’s orders to steal money, the audience’s minds conjured up images of mythical beasts again, especially when she was caught. Some were worried, while others were gloating.
But Si Huang’s next actions refreshed everyone’s understanding of her.
He forcefully pushed people, snatched money, and said something as matter-of-fact as “Your life is only worth a hundred bucks, get lost!” His arrogant and haughty demeanor stunned the audience in front of their TVs and computers. Then they saw him grab Mi Lu and run away!
Holy crap! Does he really change his mind so easily?
The audience’s emotions were completely drawn in.
The scene suddenly shifted, showing the camera focused on Yu Lianyun and the other guests.
“Ahhh! What happened next?! I want to see His Majesty! What the hell is this?! Play it now, play it now!”
“Waaaah! Computer screen, I’m so sorry, you got my saliva all over your face again! I’ll send Du Xiaoguang some saliva as compensation! Mwah!”
At this moment, countless viewers went berserk, bombarding the comment section and Du Xiaoguang’s or the ever-failing official Weibo account before Si Huang’s side of the story was replayed.
Of course, many lurking trolls also began spreading rumors that Si Huang and Mi Lu’s actions were inappropriate, arguing why this segment wasn’t cut, as it negatively impacted social values and would set a bad example for teenagers.
Perhaps because of the “Real Entertainment” incident, these trolls didn’t dare go too far this time, only subtly implying that Si Huang was two-faced, a personality not suitable for the entertainment industry.
However, no matter how much the fans urged them or how much the haters smeared them, the already edited program wouldn’t change its broadcast based on their attitude. Everyone could only hold their breath and wait.
When the camera turned back to Si Huang and Mi Lu, the two were already on a tricycle. The first scene showed the staff negotiating with the man from before, explaining that it was for filming a program, and giving the man 300 yuan, saying it would be deducted from Si Huang’s account, hoping he would understand.
The man looked a little embarrassed, probably thinking about how his attitude hadn’t been good before, and how he had fled after taking the money.
“Tsk tsk, Mi Lu was wrong to steal money, but if something like this really happened, it would be better to take her to the police. This man had no manners at all and even leered at Mi Lu. How dare he take the money?”
Everyone didn’t talk about this little anecdote for long because they were all amused by Si Huang and Mi Lu’s next actions.
A small screen appeared on the screen, displaying signal strength, battery level, and 4G network information.
This was clearly a mobile phone!
Seeing the slightly shaky and not-so-high-definition picture on the small screen, countless viewers laughed uproariously at the interaction between Si Huang and Mi Lu.
This very scene even made many viewers love “Infinite Collapse” more, confirming the show’s authenticity and showing that it wasn’t like other variety shows where guests were pre-arranged to act.
“K is handsome, K is the most handsome, everyone agrees, am I right?” On camera, Mi Lu, after taking a photo with Si Huang, said this with an incredibly happy smile.
Female viewers watching were practically driven mad with jealousy, constantly shouting, “Of course! His Majesty is definitely the most handsome! But can you post the photo? I want to Photoshop my face in!”
Many also noticed Mi Lu’s expression, and netizens wrote lengthy comments analyzing that Mi Lu was definitely not acting; she was absolutely infatuated with Si Huang!
The subsequent exciting moments kept viewers on the edge of their seats, their minds filled with surprise, astonishment, and shock.
Holy crap! Si Huang is actually on a date with Mi Lu?!
Holy crap! Si Huang is trading dolls and children for candied hawthorns?!
Holy crap! Si Huang hit all ten shots in a row?!
I wonder how traumatized the shooting game stall owner was!
Their laughter didn’t last long before they saw Si Huang mischievously steal the money Yu Lianyun earned from her performance, and they truly exclaimed in their hearts, “Wow!”
Before they could even recover, Xia Qitong’s appearance pushed the hype to its peak.
Unfortunately, his appearance was brief; the camera deliberately shifted, leaving everyone with a perfect cliffhanger.
Today’s episode’s endless collapse reached its climax, practically a special show for Si Huang and Mi Lu.
Mi Lu’s billiards skills were amazing, and Si Huang’s show-off antics were even more impressive.
He single-handedly took on ten thugs, made Mi Lu shoot balls into their mouths, later ate at a night market stall, and finally even went to a nightclub.
All of this shattered the glamorous image and elegant perfection that celebrities are supposed to maintain.
Who says celebrities don’t play video games? Who says celebrities don’t fight? Who says celebrities don’t swear? And who says celebrities don’t go clubbing and party wildly?
Actually, everyone knows celebrities do these things, everyone knows celebrities are human too, but they consciously ignore it, and celebrities themselves deliberately hide these things.
Until now, where Si Huang and Mi Lu have openly shown all of this to them, even more wildly and recklessly than ordinary people.
Amidst the dazzling lights of the nightclub, two establishments were challenging each other.
Mi Lu danced energetically, and Si Huang sang lyrics that were even more explicit.
The audience watching on TV or their computers was just as excited as those present at the scene.
Finally, Si Huang sang Zhou Tianhuang’s “Invincible,” marking the end of this episode’s infinite collapse.
Countless viewers were still reeling from the show, their minds still replaying the scenes they just witnessed, their ears still ringing with the blush-inducing, heart-pounding, and exhilarating singing. The king on stage, arrogant and charming, proclaimed, “Beg me—”
From this day forward, “Infinite Collapse” truly entered everyone’s view, and in just two short days, it secured its position as the No. 1 reality TV show.
This result brought joy to some and sorrow to others. Zhou Tianhuang, who was inexplicably dragged into the gossip surrounding Si Huang and Mi Lu, was among those who were furious.
Like many viewers of “Infinite Collapse,” Zhou Tianhuang felt that Si Huang was deliberately slapping him in the face— his punk-style outfit was similar to his, yet he was far more handsome!
His ambiguous relationship with Mi Lu on the show was even more natural than his relationship with her!
He even dared to request his singing at the nightclub, and his performance was just as good!
Damn it, this is a huge slap in the face! On the WOR rankings, Crimson Moon was still firmly suppressing his Lawlessness!
“Actually, you can think of it another way. This is Si Huang imitating you. You are the real one, so you are still superior to him. And look, your popularity has also increased recently, and you’ve even made the headlines.” His agent offered dry consolation, “What’s more satisfying than your enemy giving you a gift?”
Zhou Tianhuang initially thought it made sense, but the next moment he realized what was going on, and his face darkened even more. “The point is, look at who’s treating him like an imposter now!? Headlines? Look at all the headlines, aren’t they all praising him and criticizing me!?”
Agent: “…”
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