Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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Nan Chaoyang knew, of course, that Gu Beihuai was watching him. If the variety show hadn’t been being recorded and was being broadcast live, Nan Chaoyang would have loved to jump up and fight Gu Beihuai!
Before accepting this variety show, he did not know that Gu Beihuai was one of the guests.
The investor was Huashi Financial, so how did Gu Beihuai get involved?
However, since they had run into each other, Nan Chaoyang decided to use his authority as an instructor to give this bast**d who stole his sister a good beating.
So, under the other person’s gaze, Nan Chaoyang spoke up: “Gu Beihuai, step forward!”
Gu Beihuai smiled and stepped forward.
Nan Chaoyang stared at him, looking him up and down: “Have you practiced before?”
Gu Beihuai: “No.”
Nan Chaoyang: “You’re lying! Do a hundred push-ups!”
Gu Beihuai raised an eyebrow, but immediately began, his posture perfect and his speed extremely fast.
Guan Liangzhe and Lan Tianyou stared wide-eyed, trembling with fear. A hundred? Are they even human?
The two useless individuals immediately realized how terrifying this variety show was.
Comments: 100? Seriously? Targeting Gu Tianwang? That feels a bit much. LOL! Too much? Our Wanbao can easily do 100 push-ups with one hand. Gu Tianwang isn’t even as good as his girlfriend, is he? Our brother can do 1000! Our brother can do 1000 push-ups! More than Nan Xiangwan! Our brother is number one in the universe! Beidi fans, have some shame? 1000 is not something our Wanbao can’t do, what’s the point of comparing? Our brother can do 10,000 push-ups! Wanbao can too! Our brother can do 100,000! Wanbao can do that too! Brother can do a handstand! What kind of posture is that? Never mind, Wanbao can do a handstand too! Our brother can eat shit! Does your Wanbao eat shit? No need.
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Nan Chaoyang originally just wanted to give Gu Beihuai a hard time, but who would have thought that the other party would start without saying a word and even finish quickly?
This put him in an awkward position!
Fortunately, another car arrived at the gate soon after; the real star of this variety show had arrived!
With the camera focused on him, Huang Shi was the first to jump out of the car and open the door.
Then, they brought down a dog!
The screen was flooded with comments. Everyone recognized the dog immediately – it was Meteor, the Border Collie Meteor had arrived.
Huang Shi was short and thin. When he led Meteor over, Meteor struggled and almost caused Huang Shi to tilt.
It seemed to foresee its impending doom and was unusually resistant to it.
Huang Shi, covered in sweat, dragged Meteor in and then handed the rope to a staff member standing nearby.
Huang Shi: “I’m exhausted! I’ve brought the dog.”
The guests looked surprised; why was there a dog?
Oh right, the name of this variety show is “Living Worse Than a Dog”.
Before leaving, Huang Shi patted Meteor’s head and said, “Go to school properly, okay? If you don’t listen, you won’t get any food.”
Meteor was whimpering and seemed to be crying.
Immediately afterwards, Huang Shi left without looking back, his back view resolute.
Meteor looked as if it wanted to shed two tears!
The remaining people looked at each other, completely bewildered by the dog.
At this moment, Hua Yuanwu came out, held up the megaphone and shouted: “The holiday variety show ‘Living Worse Than a Dog’ has officially started! The happy life of six people and one dog has begun. We still have one guest who has not arrived, so everyone go and eat first.”
Guan Liangzhe and Lan Tianyou breathed a sigh of relief. They were afraid they would have to do push-ups like Gu Beihuai, so they were happy to hear that there would be food. It was a good program with principles and humanity.
Hua Ying was very obedient and followed Kuang Lan away, occasionally asking about some precautions.
Kuang Lan answered all her questions patiently.
Zhao Shengnan was very curious about Meteor and wanted to go over and touch its head.
But Meteor turned its head away and dodged, looking down on the foreigner, thinking she was obviously stupid.
The group headed towards the cafeteria, only to be met with a shocking scene upon arrival.
The large canteen was fully equipped with tables and chairs, and many people in camouflage uniforms walked by, each with a dog on a leash!
The secret of this variety show had also been completely revealed: this was a military dog training base!
Apart from the two instructors and Gu Beihuai, who showed no surprise, everyone else was dumbfounded.
Viewers also flooded the screen with comments and engaged in a frenzied discussion.
Meteor was the most devastated. It watched as the tall and mighty military dogs passed by, each one casting a condescending gaze at it, their intimidating power exceptionally strong.
Meteor’s legs were shaking, just like a thief seeing a policeman.
Bloodline suppression!
It wanted to escape, to go back to the mountains, and to miss its sheep and its little friend, Bai Bai.
Waaaaah!
Guan Liangzhe swallowed hard and asked, “Excuse me, Instructor Nan, why are we here?”
What are we here for anyway?
Nan Chaoyang replied: “To become a qualified military dog trainer, you must grow together with this Border Collie.”
Guan Liangzhe: “…”
Six people and one dog?
Lan Tianyou breathed a sigh of relief and laughed, “Oh, it was just training a dog. I’m glad it wasn’t training a person. You scared me to death.”
Nan Chaoyang glanced at him: “A qualified instructor is also a soldier, and needs to have combat capabilities!”
Guan Liangzhe and Lan Tianyou began to hug each other and cry, unable to escape their inescapable fate.
Fortunately, the food was good, with a balanced mix of meat and vegetables, and the two of them almost licked the bowl clean.
Even Meteor ate the most precious dog food and raw beef.
After dinner, dormitory assignments began.
There were only six guests in total, plus the instructors, and the men and women were separated into four people per dormitory.
Hua Yan, being experienced, immediately followed Kuang Lan to claim a bed and began practicing folding blankets.
Zhao Shengnan watched from the side and followed along.
In the adjacent men’s dormitory, Lan Tianyou was teaching Guan Liangzhe how to fold blankets into neat squares, while Gu Beihuai and Nan Chaoyang were chatting (at odds).
Meteor sat alone on the steps outside, contemplating its canine existence. The other military dogs returned to their rooms to rest after meals. Each dog had its own private room with a bed and air conditioning, enjoying the same treatment as officers.
But Meteor was different; it didn’t have a separate room, it needed to sleep with the guests, squeezed together.
It wasn’t even considered a reserve dog; it was the one looked down upon among military dogs.
Moreover, it had not received any training, and there were no dogs of the same breed as it in the entire base, supposedly because Border Collies did not meet the selection standards for military dogs.
So Meteor stood alone, watching the other dogs obediently return to their rooms to rest, while it could only stand on the steps at the door, as if abandoned.
The audience was laughing so hard at the stark contrast!
As night fell, the beds in both dormitories were made up, ready for the next day’s formal training.
Guan Liangzhe kindly tried to call Meteor back, but Meteor ignored him and continued to lie alone on the stairs at a 45-degree angle, looking at the sky.
Just then, a car pulled up at the door.
Nan Xiangwan, who had just finished an interview program, got out of the car and looked around curiously.
Xiao Dong straightened her collar, saying, “We’re about to record a show, so you have to be careful what you say, okay?”
Nan Xiangwan pointed to the camera in the distance: “It’s already been recorded.”
Xiao Dong immediately changed her tune: “Good luck, President Nan! See you in 15 days!”
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