Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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Yan Leyang and Lang Shiyi went to apply for their marriage certificate in the morning and picked it up at the Civil Affairs Bureau before lunch.
In fact, same-sex marriage was legal nowadays, which was inevitable, since marriage relationships between various animals were even more exaggerated than same-sex marriage.
For example, a Leo could marry several wives. You can’t stipulate a monogamous system for Leos. If you did, it might even provoke resistance.
For example, a human falling in love with a beastman was far more exaggerated than the same-sex attraction.
This time, Lang Shiyi wasn’t as nervous about registering for marriage again; he was only a little curious when he received the marriage certificate.
In interstellar society, paper was rarely used. After marriage, the information on one’s personal computer would change from single to married.
In their marriage certificate, the two people’s heads were close together, both wearing white shirts, and Lang Shiyi’s smile looked somewhat forced.
This wasn’t Lang Shiyi’s fault; it was mainly because the girl taking the photos made Lang Shiyi laugh, but Lang Shiyi couldn’t force a smile, so the final result was a bit awkward.
When they finished shopping and went home, the hyena was already unconscious from being silenced by the teddy bear. However, after He Wen explained, he gradually understood everything.
As Lang Shiyi entered, the hyena suddenly raised its head and looked at him: “Protagonist! You’re Lang Shiyi, aren’t you! Protagonist!”
Lang Shiyi was still holding the little red book in his hand. After seeing the hyena, his expression changed from barely suppressed excitement to a stern face.
The author was actually not someone the characters liked, especially when they knew that all the suffering they experienced stemmed from the author’s own creation.
Yan Leyang didn’t intend to ease the tension between the hyena and his characters, especially the mother body. Anyway, a teddy bear couldn’t do anything; at most, it would just get hit a few times by the soft cushion, but it wouldn’t get hurt.
The hyena, staring at the crazed mother body, swallowed hard. “Um, can I still continue writing?”
“Write it.” He Wen pressed down on the teddy bear. “You didn’t know this would happen when you were writing it. Besides, even if you finish writing it, the plot will no longer be able to affect that world.”
At this point, He Wen looked at Yan Leyang and said, “You’re back, so we’ll be going now.”
“Now?” Yan Leyang was taken aback. “Didn’t you say you’d stay a couple more days?”
“There’s no need.” He Wen held the teddy bear, stared at its black, beady eyes for a while, and sighed. “Although we are not beastmen, we can still resolve our identity issues.”
“I don’t plan to get involved anymore.” He Wen smiled. “Although we live on the same planet, we probably won’t see each other again.”
“It was a pleasure to meet you.” He Wen nodded to Yan Leyang.
“Hmm.” Yan Leyang didn’t stop him. He knew He Wen had his own ideas, and there was no point in stopping him. “It was nice to meet you.”
He Wen walked out with the teddy bear, and as he passed the hyena, he reached out his hand to him: “Could you cover the fare?”
“Huh?” The hyena was taken aback. “I don’t have any cash.”
“A card will do.” He Wen’s smile remained unchanged. The hyena blinked and actually pulled out a long card from its pocket: “This password is six sixes, and there’s three thousand inside… uh, is that enough? If not, I’ll transfer some more money to my phone.”
“That’s enough.” He Wen accepted it. “Thank you.”
After He Wen left, the hyena looked at Yan Leyang and asked, “Was I robbed?”
Yan Leyang silently looked away: “Don’t look at me, I don’t know.”
“You married my protagonist?” The hyena looked at the red marriage certificate. “Wow.”
Upon hearing this, Yan Leyang suddenly remembered something: “The function of that heart is the same as that necklace.”
“What’s wrong?”
“Who did you originally intend to give that necklace to?” Yan Leyang asked, somewhat concerned. “Who was Lang Shiyi’s final partner?”
Upon hearing this, Lang Shiyi suddenly tensed up and pursed his lips as he looked at the hyena.
The hyena was stunned: “What official pairing?”
“Huh?” Yan Leyang was taken aback.
“No, there’s no official couple in the second part either.” Hyena frowned. “The protagonist I wrote is lonely. How can a lonely protagonist have a woman?”
“I don’t even have a partner, so why should my protagonist have one? That’s not fair.” The hyena patted its chest.
Good heavens! Yan Leyang and Lang Shiyi stared at each other.
The hyena scratched its head: “That heart is just for showing off. What other function does it serve?”
Okay, Yan Leyang understood: “It seems that you, the original author, don’t know as much as I do.”
“What do you mean?” the hyena asked, puzzled.
“It’s nothing,” Lang Shiyi chimed in. “Actually, I’ve found someone. You’re the only one who’s truly single.”
He was referring to the hyena.
“That’s too much, brother.”
….
It was already dark when He Wen took the teddy bear out. They didn’t have a key, so they had to wait at the entrance of the community for someone to swipe their card before they could go out.
“Where do you want to go?” the Spark System asked.
“Whatever,” He Wen glanced at the surrounding vehicles. “What about you?”
“I want to go back and kill that hyena,” the Spark System said coldly. “Twist its head off.”
He Wen’s smile froze: “You can’t do that.”
The mother body remained silent.
Not long after, He Wen found a place to settle down with the Spark System.
The Spark System was leaning back on the sofa when a Ragdoll cat jumped up and stepped right on its soft belly.
“I knew it.” The Spark System slapped the cat that was trying to bite him.
“Cat cafes are really great places.” He Wen held a fluffy cat in each hand, and his smile became much more genuine.
He Wen caught the rag doll that had just jumped up. He then lowered his head, buried his face in the rag doll’s belly, and took a deep breath. When he looked up, he exclaimed, “Ah, that feels good!”
[Tsk.] The Spark System simply got up. [I’ll find a place where the cat won’t scratch me…]
As soon as he turned his head, he saw the little girl next to him staring at him.
The little girl looked to be only four or five years old. She was holding a lollipop in her hand, and her eyes were fixed on it, seemingly shining: “Wow!”
The Spark System took a step back.
“Wow!!” the little girl laughed. “You can walk!”
Clearly, this was a human girl. She was the shop owner’s younger cousin.
The little girl glanced at the teddy bear, then at He Wen: “Brother? Can I play with this bear?”
“Hmm?” He Wen turned his head and agreed without even thinking, “Sure, just remember to return it to me when I leave.”
“Wow! Thank you, brother!” The little girl happily hugged the teddy bear. “I won’t get it dirty!”
“It doesn’t matter if it gets dirty.” He Wen said rather coldly.
[Hey! He Wen!] The Spark System gritted its teeth.
“Wow! You can talk!” The little girl was even more excited, jumping around and carrying the Spark System to find her other dolls.
The Spark System was dressed in a pink dress and adorned with a pink bow with sequins.
Then the little girl placed the teddy bear next to the Barbie doll and began playing house.
He Wen glanced over there. The Spark System’s mouth couldn’t form a lip shape, but He Wen could still see a plea for help in those dark, sewn-on eyes.
He Wen overlooked the fact since the Spark System actually liked humans, and he should be quite happy playing with human children or being played with by them.
When this toy was completely destroyed, that would be the time when the spark system dies.
He Wen looked at the cat lying on his lap, snuggling up to him, and sighed. He didn’t plan to live much longer, but he wanted to give himself some time to relax.
Death row inmates are always given a good meal before they die.
….
Yan Leyang was still working, but he also had to get married in his spare time.
This was the only wedding of his life, so of course it had to be a grand affair.
Yan Leyang had saved up money to buy a big house in the future. He could postpone buying the house for now, but he had to get married.
However, the awkward thing was that when they set their wedding date, the cat people on the other side of the StarNet, whom they would never see again, also set a date for their funeral.
On the same day.
How many people can have both a wedding and a funeral on the same day in their lifetime?
Yan Leyang originally wanted to postpone the wedding, but Lang Shiyi stopped him.
Lang Shiyi’s reason for stopping him was simple: he simply didn’t want his wedding to be delayed. Moreover, he was still thinking in the realm of interstellar space and didn’t understand what was so taboo about it.
Left with no other choice, Yan Leyang had to agree.
So on their wedding day, Yan Leyang and Lang Shiyi changed into suits, while the cat clan in another world prepared a mourning hall for them.
Lang Shiyi had no relatives, so he had to ask Luo Ma to fill in.
Most of the people who came to the wedding were Yan Leyang’s relatives; a bunch of tigers!
It also included Yan Leyang’s old classmates, humans, and all sorts of strange and unusual animals.
“I don’t quite understand.” The melancholy lion looked even more melancholy whole staring at Yan Leyang’s radiant face. “What’s so good about marriage?”
“Can’t others be happy?” one of the lionesses roared at the male lion.
“That’s right, on such a fine day, look at you, with that long face, who are you trying to impress?” the second lioness roared in agreement.
“Are you being mistreated by following us?” The third lioness raised an eyebrow.
“No, no, no.” The lion chickened out and gave an awkward laugh.
“Xiao Si~” Yan Leyang came over and patted him on the shoulder after seeing him. “Hahaha, I’ve attended your weddings several times, and now it’s finally my turn.”
The lion, known as Xiao Si, raised his lips and smiled.
However, Yan Leyang didn’t say much to him; he just went to find his partner.
The wedding began at noon.
Dressed quite simply, Luo Ma pretended to be a friend or relative of Lang Shiyi, grabbed Lang Shiyi, and handed Lang Shiyi’s hand to Yan Leyang.
Yang Tianyue, standing next to Yan Leyang, was smiling happily, while Yan Leyang’s father was sobbing.
The old father suddenly realized that his son had really grown up, which made him somewhat sad.
Yan Leyang kept laughing. Despite looking like a prince, he managed to make himself look like a fool by laughing so hard.
“How are you feeling?” Yan Leyang asked Lang Shiyi in a low voice.
“I felt a little uncomfortable,” Lang Shiyi said honestly, “but I was also very happy.”
“Me too.” Yan Leyang licked his lips. “Do you know what happens after the wedding?”
Lang Shiyi knew perfectly well that Yan Leyang was definitely thinking about some lewd things right now.
But he liked it.
The wedding was just a ceremony, and Lang Shiyi looked forward to it, though he himself didn’t know why, since the two of them were already legal partners after getting their marriage certificate.
Lang Shiyi nervously gripped Yan Le’s hand, staring intently at the host in front of him.
Host:……
Why does the newcomer in front of him have such a terrifying look in his eyes?
I have a feeling I might get eaten up at any moment!
However, the host wasn’t eaten; but after the wedding, Lang Shiyi got a good meal.
Furthermore, Lang Shiyi wasn’t quite sure when Yan Leyang had bought that whole closet of uniforms.
“When we first met,” Yan Leyang, in his half-beast form, perched on Lang Shiyi’s back, “that was the first time you transformed into human form, and that uniform with those tall boots was so cool!”
Lang Shiyi wanted to show that he already knew, because Yan Leyang had made him change into a similar outfit from the beginning.
Then, Yan Leyang, who looked much thinner than him, actually picked him up and pinned him against the wall. After that, he had Lang Shiyi hold him tightly, which was indescribable.
“Shall we try something else?” Yan Leyang started to whine again. “The warden and the prisoner?”
Lang Shiyi’s wolf ears twitched, a hint of interest in his expression, but he still thought, “I don’t want to pretend to be a criminal.” He needed to make Yan Leyang restrain himself.
“You could be the warden,” Yan Leyang persisted. “Do you want to put a collar on me?”
Lang Shiyi: …!!!!!!!!!!!
They finally got up the next afternoon. The room was a mess, but Lang Shiyi was in pretty good spirits: “Let’s play something else next time!”
Even though Yan Leyang was still wearing the collar, it was still the same one as above, but when Lang Shiyi saw Yan Leyang like that, he was really… his blood was boiling!
“Let’s play something else!” Yan Leyang agreed.
….
After that, Lang Shiyi used the money supported by Yan Leyang to start a technology company.
His world had created things like quantum computers and hovercars that modern people wouldn’t even dare to dream of.
Luo Ma worked there as a technician.
Yan Leyang made himself famous again. After Lang Shiyi, he wrote several original screenplays and two TV series he filmed became minor hits.
But that was not the point.
Yan Leyang became famous because of his devilish physical abilities. Some people suspected that Yan Leyang was not actually a creature from their Earth, but rather an alien being who had possessed his body.
However, Yan Leyang didn’t care about any of that. His current happiness was hanging out in Lang Shiyi’s office and using his good looks to seduce the boss of a big company.
Or stare at Lang Shiyi’s profile.
“Leyang.” Lang Shiyi looked at Yan Leyang, who was staring intently at him, and suggested, “Luo Ma has recently hooked up with a human woman, and they’ll probably get married.”
“I know.” Yan Leyang still looked at him and smiled.
“Before long, humanity will be able to realize its dream of traveling through the universe,” Lang Shiyi added.
“Mm.” Yan Leyang nodded.
“I want to give the company to Luo Ma and just keep some shares for myself,” Lang Shiyi said, revealing his purpose. He looked at Yan Leyang solemnly and said, “Let’s explore the universe.”
“This world’s universe,” Lang Shiyi looked at Yan Leyang seriously, “is just the two of us. We can come back anytime we want.”
“Okay.” Yan Leyang nodded again.
Lang Shiyi pursed his lips, smiled at Yan Leyang, and then lowered his head to continue working.
Looking at Lang Shiyi, Yan Leyang suddenly had a whim: “Shall I tell you a story?”
“Huh?” Lang Shiyi was stunned for a moment. In fact, after arriving in this world, he understood that Cinderella and Rapunzel were two different fairy tales, and Snow White and Journey to the West had absolutely nothing to do with each other.
“Let me tell you a fairy tale about a silly prince and a grumpy demon king.” Yan Leyang started making up a story on the spot.
It was obvious that the silly prince was Yan Leyang, and the grumpy demon king was Lang Shiyi.
This was a story about a silly prince and a grumpy demon king who fall in love and then go together to fight the evil dragon mother.
The plot was not even complicated; Yan Leyang probably just told the story as it came to mind.
The ending was just like any other fairy tale.
“And they lived happily ever after.”
The author has something to say:
Final Mini-Theatre:
They packaged the company and gave it to Luo Ma as part of her dowry.
But Luo Ma was unaware of this.
Luo Ma, who suddenly took over the company, exclaimed, “Huh?”
There are no side stories.
T/N: The novel is over!!!! Oh how I’ll miss YL and LS but the two of them are so cute together… Anyway I hope you liked reading this novel as much as I loved translating it….
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