Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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“Invisible!” the host shouted, “The lights in the stadium simulate dusk. Can Bai Li find Dave’s location in the dim light?!”
Bai Li frowned, and the cat ears on his helmet suddenly trembled.
The black-footed cat had a big head and big ears. The ear chamber of the black-footed cat was one-fourth the length of the skull. When used on the mecha, the Meow Meow Wu became extremely sensitive to sound and could hear the slightest sound.
The sound of wind blowing through an empty space was different from the sound of wind blowing through objects.
The cat ears on the helmet kept turning, and at the same time, the huge cat ears’ capture device on the mecha was running at full speed. Bai Li held his breath, and he suddenly looked up at an open space with bushes.
The black-footed cat had invincible night vision, and the Meow Meow Wu mecha was equipped with an infrared positioning system and a cat’s eye simulation system. Although these systems could not break through the Hermes’ stealth system, it could transmit the slightest changes on the sand to Bai Li’s eyes.
The image on the light screen rapidly zoomed in and out. With his emerald green eyes narrowed, Bai Li saw two depressions on the sand dotted with bushes.
The shape was a giant footprint.
Then the footprints began to shift.
[What is this cat doing? Why is it sticking its butt out all of a sudden?!]
[I understand now, Meow Meow Wu’s tactic is to kill people with cuteness]
They saw Meow Meow Wu crawling on the ground, like a spring accumulating strength. Then the next second, Meow Meow Wu, which had finished reading the bar, flew out with a whoosh!!!
It flew too high!
The comments and the audience couldn’t help but exclaim——
What the hell, where’s my meow?!
“Bang!” A huge storm broke out where Meow Meow Wu was originally located. The endless wind and sand were like huge waves on the sea, and the scene was full of flying sand and rocks.
Dave, who had created this storm, knew that he had failed. A huge black shadow enveloped him. Dave was startled and looked up to see the Meow Meow Wu falling from the sky and smashing towards him with its puffy face. A sharp light sword emerged from its black flesh pads!
“Bai Li showed us his kingly foresight! Meow Meow Wu avoided the attack range of the Hermes with its superb jumping ability! It also took the opportunity to counterattack! In an instant, the roles of prey and hunter were reversed!”
It’s hunting time!
Bai Li rushed towards the Hermes with the force of thunder, and his black cat claws flashed a cross of cold light, tearing apart not the Hermes, but the lamb shield that was kicked out from the shoulder of the Hermes!
“The Hermes used a lamb substitute to block the cat’s attack!” The host meowed excitedly: “The Meow Meow Wu is chasing closely! The Meow Meow Wu and the Hermes are both agile mechas, so which one is faster?!”
It was supposed to be a very tense competition, but after Meow Meow Wu appeared too frequently, the commentary sounded like it was maliciously trying to be cute.
And looking at the live game, it was even cuter!
They saw Meow Meow Wu starting to run, bouncing up and down, and flapping its short legs hard, leaving a series of plum blossom prints on the sand.
While the host was bragging “The Meow Meow Wu Mecha is so fast that it comes and goes without a trace”, a group of people in the barrage were obsessed with petting the cat and said with tears in their eyes “Ohhhh, this little butt is so cute when it twists its body”.
The host said excitedly, “Well done! The Meow Meow Wu has successfully caught up with the Hermes! The Hermes used its killer move, the Twin Snakes Dance! The Meow Meow Wu used the Super Cute Meow Fist to beat up the twin snakes!”
Barrage: “Don’t hammer it anymore, A Wei has already died repeatedly.”
“Awoo meow–!!!” A deafening meow suddenly resounded throughout the entire stadium. This wave of sonic attack shocked everyone’s movements, not to mention the Hermes, which was receiving the evil cat’s roar at close range.
Bai Li seized the opportunity and shot down the Hermes’s serpentine staff in an instant, and his claws were quick and sharp, hitting the target directly. When the Hermes’ weapon fell, the Meow Meow Wu attacked the Hermes’ legs unscrupulously, and its sharp claws fiercely tore the wings on the Hermes’ legs, directly destroying the Hermes’ acceleration system.
The following close combat between the Meow Meow Wu and the Hermes allowed everyone to see the limit of the mecha’s sensitivity. Oh, I can’t be so sure. No one knows whether it is the limit of sensitivity, but the limit of cuteness is real.
Compared to a real black-footed cat, Meow Meow Wu was definitely oversized, but compared to Hermes, Meow Meow Wu was truly the cutest size difference between humans and domestic cats.
A group of people in the barrage watched the fierce mecha showdown and couldn’t help but recall the glorious days when they played with their cats.
[My cat looks very similar to Meow Meow Wu, very fierce, but also very cute]
[Woo, my cat saw the live broadcast and excitedly gave me a cat punch]
[This terrifying mecha must have acted cute at first to let the opponent relax their vigilance, and then attacked the innocent Ah Wei!]
Meow Meow Wu stepped on the chest of Hermes. He jumped up again like a spring ready to go, avoiding the light wave attack on the sun hat of Hermes. Then Meow Meow Wu rushed towards the chest of Hermes like a falling meteor.
The tail covered with black rings suddenly exploded, and the black rings were covered with barbs, and the terrible tail suddenly swung towards the Hermes!
At the same time, the four sharp claws fiercely grabbed the Hermes, which was slowing down. A “I’m super fierce” killing move forcibly broke the Hermes’ defense system!
Deafening cheers came like a tidal wave, and Bai Li jumped out of the mecha cockpit handsomely, meeting the audience’s “Ah, this is so cute” gazes.
Bai Li: “….”
….
Originally, the Mecha Cup was a national carnival, and when the Federation won both battles against the Empire, the news quickly exploded.
The official media reports were still relatively serious. For example, they would talk about what kind of game it was, what map the players used, and what mechas they used. The Empire players were very good, but our players and mecha makers are also good. They could be said to be masters of balancing the two.
But the entertainment gossip media or private media started to talk nonsense, such as #Meow me …
There was a ranking list of mecha builders on the Starnet that was created by the public. At this moment, Tang Bai’s data on the list was being rapidly updated:
Mecha Maker: Tang Bai (formerly codenamed: Jun Tongchen)
Mecha manufacturing style: cute, elegant, grand (see Mechanical Vine Mecha for details) ugly and cute (see Lonely Frog for details, Tang Bai was the appearance and name guide of this mecha) (omitted)
Historical achievements: Champion of the Mecha Manufacturing Competition Finals, No. 1 in the Mecha Manufacturing Circle, Chief of the Federal Mecha Manufacturing Department, and the Royal Mecha Manufacturer of the Federal Team in the International Mecha Cup Competition
Talent level: A+ (high frequency of mecha creation and high degree of completion)
Potential level: A+ (the independently created Meow Meow Wu defeated the Imperial Hermes)
Comprehensive evaluation: Tang Bai is a mecha maker with his own style, who can master multiple different styles. What is more valuable is that he is innovative and not afraid of authority. He uses his childlike and humorous mecha style to break through the dull and old-fashioned historical style of the federal mecha manufacturing circle and inject fresh blood into the federal mecha manufacturing circle. Based on Tang Bai’s existing achievements, we believe that Tang Bai is a four-star mecha maker.
If you clicked on the link under Tang Bai’s profile, and you could see many famous scenes. The latest famous scene was Tang Bai randomly dressed up as a black-footed cat and wrinkling his nose fiercely at the camera.
There were piles of A Wei’s bodies in the comment section of this GIF.
Not only the Federation was praising Tang Bai, the Empire was also facing a difficult test at this time, which was how they should praise Tang Bai without feeling too embarrassed.
If they went ahead and blew, it would hurt their face no matter how much they blew, after all, they just belittled Tang Bai not long ago.
If they didn’t brag, they would look shameless. If a mecha designed by a vase mecha maker can beat the painstaking work of the Empire’s top mecha makers, then aren’t the Empire’s mecha makers even worse than vases?!
The staff of the Empire Propaganda Department said with a headache: “Unless we find a mecha maker in the Empire who is better looking than Tang Bai, it will be difficult to explain this matter.”
Another staff member with a bald head said, “How about I switch with you and you handle Chris’s cowardly act of deliberately insulting his opponent?”
“I suddenly have a thousand-word essay about Tang Bai. Go for it, I’ll go first.”
….
Xie Ruheng, an expert in Tang’s flattery, was reading these flattery words: “Tang Bai is really a talented namer. The federal mecha manufacturing circle has found a ghost.” Xie Ruheng nodded, “Yeah, cute ghost.”
Tang Bai laughed, he didn’t have a cat special effect on him now, but a flower tree special effect. When he was happy, red petals fell off, so many that Tang Bai felt like he was going bald, which made him afraid so he got angry.
This game was on a forest map, with all kinds of trees everywhere. The contestants were jumping around on the trees. There were three more games to go before the first day of the Mecha Cup ended. Since the Federation would not participate in the next three games, Xie Ruheng had returned to the audience seats from the backstage.
Xie Ruheng continued to read the comments. After he saw “In this scene, Bai Li and Tang Bai are both dressed as cats, like a couple. Moreover, both of their names have the word Bai in them. Stand for a second and be like Li Tang”, a string of lemon fruits grew on the tea trees.
Tang Bai, who was sitting under the lemon tree: “?”
Tang Bai laughed sillily: “Hahaha, is there a bug in your tea tree special effects——” But his smile froze when he saw Xie Ruheng’s resentful eyes.
Lemon fruits fell down with a crackling sound. If these fruits were real, Tang Bai estimated that he would be covered in wounds on the head.
“Are you jealous?” Tang Bai hugged Xie Ruheng’s tree trunk. Yes, their limbs were now transformed into tree trunks, and their faces were in the middle of the tree. Although it felt like real skin to the touch, it looked particularly demonic.
Xie Ruheng dropped a lemon and said, “It’s okay. I don’t feel jealous when I think that you will dance the bunny dance for me alone.” Then he dropped another lemon!
Tang Bai was so scared that he quickly chirped Xie Ruheng. Because they were chirping in public, Tang Bai, the flower tree, was embarrassed and dropped its pink petals crazily, leaving the branches bare.
But the advantage of doing this was that no one could see clearly what the two trees were doing.
After being kissed, Xie Ruheng felt refreshed. He and Tang Bai continued to surf the Internet. At this moment, the hot searches #Andre liked several articles praising Tang Bai# and #Andre said he wanted to hire Tang Bai as his personal mecha maker# were particularly prominent.
Tang Bai was about to click in to see the details when he suddenly saw a virtual lemon falling in front of him.
Tang Bai was so scared that he quickly put down his laptop, put his arms around Xie Ruheng’s neck and kissed him again.
So the two trees snuggled up to each other, with their roots entwined and their crowns intertwined. While two lovebirds flew to the branches and sang a melodious chirping song.
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