Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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When the sorghum monster was carried into the pet store as a matter of course, the little mice outside the door finally knew what “pretending to be a pig” was. Compared to just now when they were beaten by humans with brooms and fly swatters as soon as they showed their faces, the boss used this trick and it could be said to be very efficient.
After successfully sneaking in, the sorghum monster attracted all the store clerks to watch.
“Look, I picked up an eagle crested hamster outside!”
“Wow, even eagle crests can be picked up? But this pig was raised to be so fat and smooth, it can’t be abandoned, right?”
“I haven’t seen the owner outside, but it must be owned. It’s such an expensive breed.” Xiao Zhang touched it, “What else is it wearing on its feet? Haha, are these handcuffs? How do you fasten this? It’s such a small ring. Is there any precise switch…”
The sorghum monster wore a small golden ring on its hind paw. When someone tried to touch it, it immediately retracted its hind legs to its lower abdomen and refuses to let them touch it.
“Hehe, it’s shy.”
“So cute~”
A group of people felt it was very novel and gathered around to tease it.
Although everyone screamed for beating mice on the street, and even if they were mouse bullies, they usually hid when they saw people. However, after disguising itself as a guinea pig, the sorghum monster was not afraid of them. He looked around with his black eyes and twitched his nose hard at the same time, it could already smell it, it’s really fragrant!
And because of the relationship between becoming a spirit, the sorghum monster smelt deeper than its rat brothers. It could feel that the fragrance was not just a taste, but also particularly attractive to rats.
It opened its small mouth excitedly and let out a high-pitched cry of “chirp”. Anyone who had raised guinea pigs must know the meaning of this cry – it was begging for food from you!
The cry was also very loud, and the decibel level was almost as high as that of ordinary guinea pigs.
Xu Maomao was sleeping well in the office, but when he heard its cry, he couldn’t help but run out curiously, and then came face to face with the guinea pig squatting on the table.
As soon as the two animals looked at each other, they immediately noticed something was wrong with the other!
Xu Maomao squinted his eyes, thinking that this guinea pig might be a guinea pig demon!
But for a while, Xu Maomao, who was still relatively young, couldn’t see the other person’s true form. He could only guess that its true form should be relatively close to its current appearance. Maybe it was also a guinea pig, but its coat color was not as rare as it was showing now.
What puzzled him the most was that as soon as he saw the guinea pig, he inexplicably wanted to pounce on it and bite it hard. However, Xu Maomao prided himself on being an elegant cat, so he quickly suppressed this inexplicable impulse and gave out a delicate “meow” sound.
The reaction of the sorghum monster was much greater than his. One of the first reasons was that mice were instinctively afraid of cats, especially this cat, which was a feline cat with a bell! Although the sorghum monster was the dominant one among rats, it had not yet obtained the bell, so the level of fear increased by a square factor.
Second, the metal ring on his hind legs suddenly reacted. As soon as the cat approached, the metal ring emitted an electric current invisible to the naked eye, shocking the sorghum monster violently!
Immediately afterwards, it heard an ecstatic male voice ringing in its ears: “Finally found it…”
The sorghum monster stared at the cat spirit nervously, and his eyes fell on the small cloth bag around its neck. Sure enough, he could faintly feel the aura overflowing from there.
It blinked and let out a very low cry: “Chirp.”
The cry was so soft that even Xu Maomao’s ears couldn’t hear it, but the owner of the male voice heard it. Then there was a hoarse and weird laugh: “Very good, steal it back.”
The sorghum monster swallowed his saliva and saw the cat staring at him with its big eyes. He couldn’t help but shrink back and think: How can I steal from such a powerful master?
Xu Maomao gave out a “meow” and strolled over. The poor rat bully was shivering, but at this time, Xiao Guan brought a lot of guinea pig food and put it in front of it.
These guinea pig foods were made of timothy mixed with oatmeal, grass and corn flour, as well as dried fruits and vegetables, as well as some grain seeds mixed in. The sorghum monster stayed outside the cake shop for most of the day today and had not eaten. Now he was very hungry. When he saw the food, he threw away his fear and picked up a corn kernel with his little paws and ate it crunchily.
“Wow, how did it learn the eating posture of a hamster! It’s so cute! How can a guinea pig use its paws? Snap, snap, snap!”
The clerks took out their mobile phones one after another.
This bag of pig food was the most expensive brand in the store, and its palatability was very good. The sorghum monster thought it was fresh and delicious, so it ate it more and more happily. They also took pictures happily and even washed a dozen cherry tomatoes and came together to feed it.
Xu Maomao tilted his head. He originally wanted to strike up a conversation with the guinea pig spirit, but now that he saw it was obsessed with food, he was too embarrassed to disturb him, so he silently found a table to lie down on.
He didn’t know what the thing on its foot was, but Xu Maomao judged that it was not a guinea pig clan token similar to a bell, because the monster clan’s token was invisible to humans. So he came to the conclusion: This guinea pig spirit is of average cultivation, but has a flexible mind and is familiar with some of the rules of the human world, so he will do what he likes. This time he took the form of a pig spirit and sneaked in here for cheating…
When Shen Yu came over, he saw the guinea pig immersed in eating and said calmly: “Just in time, this is the first pet in our new shelter. Let’s keep it for now. Xiao Guan remember to post the information to the official website of Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind and see if anyone wants to adopt him.”
Xiao Guan said “yes” without looking up and continued feeding it one by one with her hands.
Shen Yu glanced at the idiot, silently picked up Xu Maomao and left work early.
The little mice who had been observing secretly from outside the store suddenly became anxious when they saw the cat being taken away while the boss was still inside.
“Squeak!” When exactly does the boss plan to take action?
However, the sorghum monster was so carried away by Xiao Guan’s feeding that it completely forgot about its goal. Only when it was full and stuffed and turned into a round ball did it realize that its goal was gone!
“Gululu!” The sorghum monster hammered its mouth in annoyance. How could it forget the important thing?
Xiao Guan chuckled, picked up the fat guinea pig, put it on the weighing platform and weighed it. Then she was so surprised that he couldn’t help but say: “2500 grams?!”
Boars were heavier than sows, but generally they were just that. About one kilogram, two kilograms, this was the pace to break the world record!
“Did you eat too much or are you just so heavy to begin with?” Xiao Guan muttered, lowering her head to search for information on “the heaviest guinea pig in the world” on her phone.
After the sorghum monster had eaten and drunk enough, he was about to sneak out and mobilize his brothers to retrieve the cat. Who knew that he was lifted up again by a light touch on his body.
“What a rare baby! Piggy, I will tell the manager tomorrow and I will take you to apply for the Guinness record!” Xiao Guan happily carried it into a rabbit cage, put in delicious food and water, and locked the cage door, then she said with a smile, “See you at work tomorrow!”
The sorghum monster was shocked: “Haw?!”
Let me out! I still have to do some serious business!
But Xiao Guan didn’t understand what it said. She just blew a kiss to it and left the pet shop briskly.
The sorghum monster bit the rabbit cage desperately, trying to escape, but this rabbit cage was the strongest and most reliable cage in the store. Each wire was thick and hard, and it would take him several days and nights to bite through it.
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