Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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After Lu Rong returned home, he quickly locked the door, turned on the computer, focused on making money, and drove out all the troubles in his mind.
According to the licensing contract he signed with the fujoshi at the banquet, he would get all the documents of the fujoshi, then he would package them and send them to Lao Wang, asking him, a great Chinese talent, to find and refine love quotes from the pornographic novels, and write the copywriting for the small fish cake tissues.
When Lao Wang saw it, he was shocked. It turned out that the person he was having dinner and drinking tonight to marry off his son was actually such a young writer. How terrifying!
Lao Wang: “What is this?!”
Lu Rong: “A pioneer love story.”
Lao Wang was furious: “This is not a pioneer love story at all! This is just… this is just a confidant body!” He won’t read it. This was against his sexual orientation type!
Lu Rong had long expected this result. Lao Wang regarded himself as the last heir of serious literature and regarded all popular works on the market as rubbish. If he knew that fujoshi wrote pornographic stories, he would never be so polite to her at the dinner table.
Therefore, Lu Rong selectively retained some information so that Lao Wang could sincerely enter the dog-licking state and the signing could proceed smoothly.
Now that the dust had settled and the deal was done, it is impossible for Lao Wang to go back on his word.
Lu Rong: “This kind of literary theme is popular now.”
Lao Wang: “This is fast food literature, fast food literature, full of bloody violence and pornography! I was so naive! I once questioned the General Administration, why does it protect young people so much? Affected by pornography, gambling and drugs, so many cultural castrations have to be enacted. Now, I finally see clearly the General Administration’s far-sightedness – damn, teenagers are already producing and selling pornography, also pursuing gambling and drugs! It is urgent to save teenagers!”
Lu Rong: “…”
Lu Rong let out a deafening roar: “Lao Wang, your literary dream was shattered long ago when you left the newspaper office. Please wake up! Your dream now is to become the king of skewer selling in Chengnan High School!”
Lu Rong: “For this new dream, we need to find excellent slogans from these pioneering love stories. Times are progressing, and Xiao Zhuqing knows the tastes and ideas of the younger generation. Regardless of the main content, her words are still very good. Those full of charm and mystery are suitable for dissemination.”
Lu Rong: “Didn’t you say at the banquet that society is not tolerant and open enough, and we need to take bold steps in literature? Think about it, Lao Wang, the General Administration doesn’t let it be published, and you will spread it widely through the fish cake napkins. The significance of this move is so vast. It may be printed in history textbooks a few hundred years later!”
Lao Wang on the opposite side did not respond for a long time, and then suddenly replied after a long while: “F**k!”
Lu Rong: “…?”
Lao Wang: “I saw CP!”
Lao Wang: “Wow, so gay men are CP?!”
Lu Rong: “…”
This sudden excitement, what happened?
Lao Wang opened the door to a new century. The avant-garde love story written by the fujoshi was indeed advanced in literature, which led to him realizing his backward thinking and made him start to reflect on himself.
As time went by, Lao Wang read one Danmei Gao H article after another, and his drunken eyes became brighter and sharper.
He said that he had trouble courting a mate in his recent years, perhaps because his previous thinking was too narrow.
Along the way, he only thought about school girls, hot models, housewives, divorced women, etc… Why didn’t he think about men!?
If he could also take men into consideration, wouldn’t his chances of success suddenly increase by half?!
After all, half of the world was women and the other half was men!
With a large base number, even if the odds were the same, the number of people meeting the right person could double!
Wonderful!
Lu Rong discovered that Lao Wang changed his social networking site information from heterosexual to bisexual while saying, “Then I’ll do some research.”
Lu Rong: “…”
He just wanted to make Lao Wang rich, but Lao Wang now wanted to be gay.
What a failure.
Lu Rong asked Lao Wang not to just be obsessed with the main content, and not to forget the difficult mission, and to extract at least 50 usable sentences from the fujoshi’s article. They would meet at the school gate tomorrow morning. Lao Wang would go to grill skewers and he would go to the school gate to print napkins.
After assigning homework to Lao Wang, Lu Rong went offline, finished his homework, and went back to sleep upset.
At night, he had an indescribable dream.
The mental pollution of rotten girl and the cult nature that quickly spread to Lao Wang deeply stimulated Lu Rong, making his dreams full of 18x content.
He first dreamed that in the old castle, Ji Wenfeng, who was wearing a medieval noble robe, invited him to practice double cultivation on a full moon night in order to summon the vampire leader; after he refused, the scene changed to the basement, and Ji Wenfeng built him a cage within the wall tiles.
Ji Wenfeng: “In this way, you will always be my collection~” He smiled evilly and placed the last brick.
The most terrifying thing was that many centuries later, his bones were dug up. His body was rotting, but he had a Hawaiian grass skirt tied around his waist.
Lu Rong suddenly jumped up from the bed, sweating profusely, and said: He was dead, and he was made to wear women’s clothes! Ji Wenfeng was too poisonous!!!!
Lu Rong opened the door and sneaked out of the house before Ji Wenfeng got up. After looking around, he pushed his beloved bicycle out of the garage, got on it and ran away.
He wanted to be as far away from Ji Wenfeng as possible.
The sky was bright and there were few pedestrians on the street. Chen Yulian was preparing to open fire.
Suddenly there was a passionate sound of an electric motor in the distance, which attracted Chen Yulian to raise her head.
She saw a man in a suit, leather shoes, and shiny forehead, who was still wearing a pair of toad glasses on a dark day. He had a cool face and rode an electric car with the attitude of driving a convertible in the Akina Mountains. The tricycle came towards her.
Cleaners on both sides gave way.
Chen Yulian: “…”
Chen Yulian quickly lowered her head. Being well-informed, she felt that this might be some gang force transferring drugs. She silently scraped up the glutinous rice in the wooden bucket with a rice shovel, pretending that she was busy wrapping rice balls and didn’t notice anything.
But the electric tricycle climbed onto the sidewalk and stopped steadily in front of her, with a man’s right leg standing straight on the ground, with a thud that struck the apex of her heart.
Chen Yulian couldn’t help but see the collar of his shirt with a big gold chain to his thick calves all the way.
The man smiled evilly and got out of the car. The bald man then fired up the briquettes stove, laid out the flour workbench, spread out the fish paste and flour, took out a pair of medical sterilized rubber gloves from his pocket, and flicked them on his wrists.
This person actually wanted to grill skewers!
Chen Yulian had been the king in Chengnan for thirteen years, and she had killed countless newcomers who wanted to get a piece of her pie. Just like Lao Wang last time, Chen Yulian used her diligence, quickness, assembly line work style and despicable price reduction activities to force him out of the market!
But at this moment, Chen Yulian felt a powerful and domineering aura from a newcomer she had never seen before!
This domineering aura shocked her so much that she didn’t dare to step forward and scold him for taking up a spot about 30 centimeters away from her. She only dared to secretly move the trolley to the side.
The uncle selling pancakes and fruits next to her: “You…”
Chen Yulian yelled: “Go over there!!!”
The uncle: qaq…
The sky was getting brighter very quickly, and more and more pedestrians were walking on the street. The people who got up at this time were all retired older people and working adults. They were naturally enthusiastic and liked to stay in groups. They chatted for half an hour just to buy breakfast. So, they had a deep bond with Chen Yulian.
Chen Yulian sold more than 20 rice noodles in one go, and the queue in front of the stall even held a small tea party.
While Chen Yulian was quickly making rice, she used her peripheral vision to glance at her competitor who used to sell drugs and now sold barbecue skewers.
She saw a man who was like an old monk in meditation, he put the fish mince into the flour dumplings, wrapped them, flattened them, and put them into the oil pan with an expressionless face. Then he took out an old pocket watch from his suit pocket and started timing.
Chen Yulian: “…?”
The man looked at the indicator attentively. When the standard time came, he picked up the small fish cakes and placed them on the draining rack, and then repeated the above steps.
Chen Yulian observed it for a while and snickered secretly.
Although he was full of character, this man had not sold a single cake.
Chen Yulian keenly discovered the problem with the other party’s product: who would eat such fried flatbreads early in the morning? He knew nothing about the breakfast market.
At this moment, a bicycle suddenly flew past Chen Yulian’s field of vision. The young man on the bicycle was sweating profusely, but his face was stern.
Chen Yulian was surprised: Is it already time for students to go to school?
She looked at her watch, 6:20.
How did this little classmate get so studious?! Do you love learning so much?
Chen Yulian kept an eye on the boy while mechanically wrapping rice.
The boy made a smooth turn from the non-motorized lane, put his long legs on the sidewalk, and stopped in front of the man in the suit.
Then, he took off a black light plate from the side of the bicycle.
The man in a suit took it and hung it on the right handle of his electric tricycle, facing the school gate.
As soon as the switch was turned on, the colorful lights lit up and the whole audience was excited!
She saw three bright and dazzling characters in the middle: small fish cakes!
Chen Yulian was shocked!
The other stalls selling egg pancakes, fruit pancakes, roasted corn and sweet potatoes porridge, and fried dough sticks were all shocked!
This man actually had a light sign?
So scary!
The man in a suit handed the USB flash drive to the young man and said, “It’s all in here.”
The young man said, “I’ll go and be right back.”
He kicked off his long legs and rushed towards the newly opened printing shop opposite.
Chen Yulian: They are indeed dealing in drugs!!!!
Ji Wenfeng sat in the Bentley and stared at Lu Rong who was queuing up to buy breakfast at the school gate.
The breakfast stall was crowded with people.
Lao Song glanced at the young master in the rearview mirror: “The young master’s bicycle left in the underground garage is gone.”
Ji Wenfeng: “…”
Lao Song: “He should have ridden the bicycle to school.”
Ji Wenfeng: “…”
Lao Song: “He didn’t say hello to me beforehand.”
Ji Wenfeng: “…”
Lao Song: “Young Master, do you want to apologize first or something…”
Ji Wenfeng glanced over fiercely, then got out of the car and closed the door hard.
With his schoolbag hanging on one shoulder, he walked towards Lu Rong menacingly, wanting to ask him what was going on – why he deigned to make him meet his fake parents, and why he turned his back on him, asking for a beating.? If this was placed in the adult world, it would require the 1818 Golden Eye[1] to look into it.
Before he could cross the road, Lu Rong, who was thirty meters away, felt a gay air blowing in his face. It was a warm breeze. Distraught, he turned around and yelled: “Don’t touch me!!!!”
Ji Wenfeng spun on his feet, turned around and walked into the school gate with a frosty face and an angry expression.
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[1] 1818 Huangjinyan (“Golden Eye”), a popular news outlet with a reputation for making ordinary stories go big.