Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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On both sides were her comrades, drunk and reeking of alcohol. The road Nan Xiangwan walked along was filled with the smell of alcohol; just smelling it made her feel drunk.
The howls around her grew even more arrogant, with everyone eager to see a good show and egging them on. Even the drunken Shura struggled to get up, determined not to miss the honey badger’s embarrassing moment.
Guan Fei glanced at her, poured a small cup, and handed it to her: “Take a sip.”
Nan Xiangwan didn’t dare to answer immediately. She felt that the wine was like poison, and all sorts of bizarre videos of people drunkenly came to mind.
Her dark history!
Xiao Yudi wobbled to his feet: “Honey Badger doesn’t dare to drink! Hahaha!”
Shura was also unsteady on his feet. He had just gotten up when he tripped and fell down with a “thud.” But he grabbed the chair armrest and continued to crawl, howling as he crawled: “I’m a fearless honey badger, but I turn into a coward the moment I encounter alcohol.”
Unable to resist the provocation, Nan Xiangwan gritted her teeth, grabbed the cup of wine, and downed it in one gulp!
A chorus of cheers immediately erupted from all around. Although there were only about fifty people, their voices were so loud that the entire cafeteria hall was buzzing.
The cafeteria uncle had already lit his second cigarette, watching the group make a scene with a chuckle.
Sure enough, the moment that small cup of wine went down her throat, *splat*!
Nan Xiangwan collapsed, falling to the ground with a thud. Her body was so twisted that she was unrecognizable as a human being, clearly demonstrating the girl’s remarkable flexibility.
Guan Fei’s lips twitched, and he waved to the side.
Sha Lou immediately came over, carrying a basin of water.
Guan Fei’s eyes sharpened: “Splash!”
Whoosh—
A large basin of water was immediately splashed on Nan Xiangwan’s face. The hourglass technique was very precise, and he ran away after splashing the water, showing his quick thinking.
Nan Xiangwan opened her eyes and sat up.
She was still drunk and had no memory of the incident, but her inner consciousness had been awakened by the splashing.
There were two Guan Feis in front of her, sometimes overlapping, sometimes a meter apart.
Guan Fei squatted down to be at her eye level, held up one finger and waved it, asking, “How many is this?”
Nan Xiangwan smirked and launched a sudden attack!
Snap!
A loud bang rang out in the air as Guan Fei and Nan Xiangwan’s wrists clashed, producing a violent impact.
Guan Fei’s pupils contracted, and he quickly glanced at his wrist, which was red.
This shows just how much force the honey badger used!
Nan Xiangwan was like an aggressive lion, acting without warning and indiscriminately towards friend or foe.
The noise from the onlookers subsided somewhat, especially among those in the center who knew what had happened; they were almost all awakened by the commotion.
Those in the know understood just how terrifying that attack was. Fortunately, Commander Guan Fei was very strong and immediately stepped in to block it. His handling of the force was also superb, instantly dissipating most of the honey badger’s force.
Otherwise, an ordinary strong man would have been killed by the honey badger with a single blow.
But there were still some reckless guys howling. They were all very drunk, making a racket on the outside. Crystal even had a steamed bun in his mouth and was banging on a basin.
The reason why the honey badger attacked was actually quite simple: the female general thought that the idiot in front of her was provoking her.
At this moment, water was still dripping from Nan Xiangwan’s forehead. Her gaze swept around coldly and ruthlessly, finally settling on the steamed bun that Crystal was holding in her mouth.
Upon seeing this, Guan Fei immediately took action!
Brush!
A karate chop was already aimed at the back of the honey badger’s neck.
The howling around them subsided a little, and more people noticed the strange thing and looked over.
The honey badger’s ears twitched. Her gaze remained fixed on the steamed bun in Crystal’s mouth in the distance, but her body twisted in an instant, using the power of her waist to move her whole body, and she kicked out with one leg.
Bang!
The honey badger’s straight leg kicked in mid-air, intersecting with Guan Fei’s palm to form a cross shape.
The two seemed to unleash an invisible wave of energy that erupted from the center and rapidly spread outwards.
After a brief clash, Guan Fei quickly retreated, and the two separated by a distance of three meters.
Nan Xiangwan finally turned her gaze away from the steamed bun and looked at the idiot who was provoking her for the second time.
Guan Fei’s emotions were fluctuating greatly at this moment, and a strange feeling welled up inside him.
Suddenly, Nan Xiangwan’s lips curled into a smile, and she stared coldly at the person in front of her, speaking slowly and deliberately: “You have quite the nerve!”
Guan Fei: “??”
You dare to provoke your own superior when you’re drunk!
Guan Fei stared into Nan Xiangwan’s eyes, finding it hard to make a judgment. Was she drunk and fearless, or was she not drunk at all and just trying to take revenge under the influence of alcohol?
Regardless of the reason, Guan Fei was genuinely furious.
With that shout, all the smug, drunken men around him turned to look, and in an instant, everyone in the entire cafeteria focused their attention on the honey badger.
For some reason, Canghai suddenly rushed out and threw an orange at them!
The bright orange orange was thrown through the air in a straight line, heading directly south towards the evening.
Just as they were about to get close, Nan Xiangwan suddenly lifted both feet off the ground, spun in the air, and kicked the orange hard with her toes.
Bang!
She kicked it away along the same path.
With a “splat,” the orange split open.
The next second, Canghai’s face was covered in orange juice.
Guan Fei retreated into the crowd and glanced at his hands, which were trembling.
The honey badger is incredibly strong!
Stunned by the impact, Canghai rallied and shouted, “I’ll fight you to the death!”
With him leading the way, the entire cafeteria hall erupted in cheers, and a group of people tossed their objects high into the air and charged towards the honey badger in the center.
The cafeteria uncle, who had been leisurely smoking, panicked and yelled, “You brat! Don’t throw things on the ground!”
No one paid him any attention; a chaotic battle had broken out around the honey badger.
The fight lasted a long time, until dawn. The cost was that everyone was injured. By the end, everyone had forgotten the purpose of the fight and didn’t even know who their opponent was. They just attacked anyone they saw.
The pent-up energy of the group was finally released, and the alcohol fumes were expelled from their bodies through sweat and blood.
When they were all awake, the cafeteria worker was whipping them on the buttocks with a broom, making them clean up.
Now everyone was filled with fear and regret as they sobered up. They realized they had acted recklessly under the influence of alcohol.
I’m afraid I’ll get punished by my superior if I turn around.
Xiao Yudi wished he could bury his head in the garbage heap. What did he say to his superior?
The honey badger was the only one who was completely bewildered.
She was sober by now, probably because the fight was too intense, she sweated too much, and her blood flowed too fast.
Anyway, the sobering-up time was much shorter than before, but she still didn’t remember what happened, she only knew that her whole body ached.
Good grief, how many punches did I take?
Who dared to ambush her?!
Guan Fei hadn’t known when he left; he was currently writing a report in his office.
[Analysis of the Honey Badger’s Drunkenness (Part 1)]
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