WMNS Ch. 42

Translator: Dj22031

Editor: Dj22031

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On the plane.

Ying Qiao’s entire body was filled with emotions that were about to explode. During this week, he flew to the capital to attend a total of five meetings, large and small, and usually one meeting lasted one day. Listening to the SB plan proposed by those people at the meeting every day, Ying Qiao held it in again and again before he turned over the table and left on the spot.

He had never gone to such meetings in the past, it was always Tai Feng or other people in the bureau who went there. But recently, in order to make Ying Long’s image more glorious and positive, he took the initiative to take over these errands that could show his face.

No wonder Tai Feng beamed with joy when he heard about it and almost sent him off to the capital.

Ying Qiao pinched his eyebrows and said coldly: “Submit a report when you go back and let Tai Feng pay an extra amount for mental damage.”

Chen Hua paused and reminded: “You have forgotten that Tai Feng is a poor man, and we have to pay for the round-trip travel expenses at our own expense. If you want to ask him for mental damage compensation, why not beat him up to vent your anger.”

Ying Qiao was silent for a moment and said, “You’re right. When will the plane arrive?”

Chen Hua looked at the time: “It’ll be here at four o’clock.”

Ying Qiao said “hmm” and began to close his eyes again to rest.

Suddenly he heard the passenger behind say: “Mom, today is Children’s Day, can you buy me a game console as a gift?”

The person who spoke was the little boy sitting in the seat behind him. Ying Qiao remembered that it was a mother and son.

The little boy was still talking: “Today is Children’s Day, and you didn’t even give me a gift.”

Ying Qiao, who was resting, opened his eyes again and looked at Chen Hua beside him: “Today is Children’s Day?”

Chen Hua asked an old monster who was several thousand years old about Children’s Day. He searched on Baidu and said, “Yeah, it seems that humans will celebrate this festival. In the past, only human cubs celebrated it, but in recent years, it seems that many young people also do it.”

“Do the demon clan also celebrate it?” Ying Qiao asked again.

Chen Hua was not sure: “It should…have happened, right?”

Ying Qiao thought for a moment and said, “When we get to the airport, I’ll drive away first. You can take a taxi back to the company.”

After saying that, seeing Chen Hua’s angry face, he gave a rare explanation: “The little monster is about to get off work. I’m going to spend the holidays with him.”

The little monster was still a cub.

“…”

Chen Hua had nothing to say to him, so he squeezed out three words from between his teeth: “Okay.”

🙂

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Jiang Lan and others went to play with Jiao Chong[1]‘s honey jar first.

The amusement park had done a good job in popularizing science. There were not only staff wearing Jiao Chong doll costumes at the game queue, but also a very cute Jiao Chong story wall.

According to legend, Jiao Chong was the mountain god of Pingfeng Mountain. He looked like a human but had two heads. He was the leader of the stinging insects and the destination of all bee animals.

The story on the background wall read: Jiao Chong was originally a conjoined twin who was abandoned by his parents. Because he was born with a deformity, he was abandoned by his parents in Pingfeng Mountain. Then Jiao Chong was raised by stinging insects as a baby, and as an adult, it gained the power to command the stinging insects. Because he once prevented stinging insects from wreaking havoc in the villages at the foot of the mountain, the villagers at the foot of Pingfeng Mountain worshiped him as a mountain god and sacrificed roosters to him every year.

Because Jiao Chong’s favorite food was honey, the seats in the game were specially made to look like honey jars. Next to each honey jar was a white, fat and cute statue of a worm. Although it had two heads, it looked very cute and lovable and did not make people feel scary.

The three of them lined up and sat in the bright yellow honey jar. One honey jar could fit three adults. Suan Ni was held in Zhang Tianxing’s arms, his tail swaying excitedly.

When the preparations were complete, the honey jar slowly started rotating along the established track. The speed of rotation was moderate and not too thrilling.

Neither Jiao Tu nor Suan Ni had ever played such a game before, and they both looked around in surprise. He saw a dozen large honey jars rotating together on the venue, and the tourists sitting in the jars had cheerful smiles on their faces.

When the game ended and the honey jar stopped rotating, both Jiao Tu and Suan Ni were still satisfied.

Jiao Tu was actually a little dizzy from being spun around, but his cheeks were flushed and his eyes were shining brightly. He made a rare request to Jiang Lan and said in a low voice: “Fifth brother, I still want to play.”

Like a little kid who had tasted the sweetness of candy and said he wanted another one.

Naturally, Jiang Lan would not refuse him and took them to line up again. There were fewer people on the express lane side, but because there were many tourists with express tickets, the queue was not short.

As soon as they lined up at the end of the queue, they saw a young girl suddenly rushing toward the staff maintaining order.

“A Jiao! I finally found you.”

The staff member whom the girl called “A Jiao” was obviously startled. He was still wearing a bulky doll costume, but he nimbly took several steps back to avoid the young girl before she pounced on him.

“I-I don’t know you.”

Although he said he didn’t know her, from his wavy voice and his constant retreating movements, you could see that the two people must know each other.

The tourists in line suddenly became excited.

Queuing was boring, so it was good to have some gossip.

Just after A Jiao escaped, the girl’s expression became even more sad. Her eyes were red and she looked at the man in front of her with disbelief: “Do you regret it? I have been waiting for you for so many years, but you don’t want to marry me anymore?”

She looked around in panic, then suddenly covered her face and sobbed: “Everyone in the village knows that I will marry you. If you don’t marry me, I will die.”

A Jiao looked a little anxious, and he stammered in defense: “But I didn’t…I didn’t agree to marry you.”

The crying girl’s shoulders trembled. She suddenly raised her head, her eyes filled with tears. She looked at her lover painfully. She took out a necklace from her bag with trembling hands. Two naive little bees were hanging from the red rope.

“This is our token of love. If you change your mind and don’t want to marry me, forget it. How can you not admit what you have said?”

“No…” The questioned staff member shook his head. He suddenly took off the doll’s hood and reached for the necklace: “That’s mine, give it back to me.”

But the girl quickly retracted her hand, sniffed, and said stubbornly: “If you don’t marry me, I won’t return the necklace to you. This is a token you gave me personally. If you want to take it back, you know where I live.”

At this time, A Jiao took an even further step back and shook his head approvingly: “I won’t go.”

The girl looked like she wanted to cry again: “You dislike me so much? I have been waiting for ten years to marry you. From the age of sixteen to the age of twenty-six.”

Her expression was so pitiful that the tourists understood what was going on. Some people who couldn’t stand it tried to persuade her: “You see you are such a good-looking girl. If you can find any kind of man, why would you hang on a tree?”

“Yes, the scumbag is not worth it. Girl, you are still young, be more open-minded.”

Someone else scolded A Jiao: “You are so useless. This girl has been waiting for you for ten years, and you changed your heart as soon you say you want to. What’s the use of being good-looking? You’re not a scumbag!”

“This kind of person will be punished in the future, and the Bodhisattva will not let him go.”

A Jiao stood there, his lips opening and closing, as if he wanted to say something, but couldn’t. Finally, he lowered his head dejectedly.

But the girl wiped her tears, showed a smile, and said to the tourists who offered advice: “Thank you everyone, but I will only identify with him in this life. If I can’t marry him, I would rather die.”

After saying that, she bowed to everyone, covered her face and ran away.

One of the people involved in the gossip left, and the remaining one was naturally criticized for a long time by the indignant tourists.

A Jiao didn’t refute a word from beginning to end, but at a certain moment, his expression became a little gloomy.

Jiang Lan watched the whole thing from behind and asked Zhang Tianxing in a low voice: “If I saw it correctly just now, does he have two heads?”

The moment A Jiao’s expression turned gloomy, the shadow of another head flashed on the right side of his neck. Ordinary people couldn’t see it, but Jiang Lan saw it.

This game project was called “Jiao Chong’s Honey Jar”, and the staff had two heads. It was obvious who this A Jiao was.

Zhang Tianxing nodded and said, “I saw it.”

Jiang Lan waited for a while, and when he saw that he didn’t say anything further, he asked, “Don’t you want to say something?”

Zhang Tianxing frowned, confused: “What should I say?”

Jiang Lan shut up angrily and said it was nothing.

But in his heart, he wanted to say that chatting with Cool Brother was really tiring.

He actually began to miss Ying Qiao, who he could chat with happily. When he was with Ying Qiao, he never had to worry about being left in the cold or not being able to pick up the conversation!

It probably meant that talk about Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive. As soon as Jiang Lan muttered this in his mind, Ying Qiao called and asked where he was.

The people around were a little noisy, and Jiang Lan said loudly: “I brought my brother to Shanhai Amusement Park to celebrate Children’s Day. Are you at the door of my unit now?”

Shanhai Amusement Park?

Ying Qiao moved the phone away and sent a message to Chen Hua: [Do you remember Shanhai Amusement Park?]

Chen Hua quickly responded to the message: [Remember, Pingfeng Mountain God approached us for investment five years ago. Later, after the amusement park became famous and started to make profits, Jiao Chong gave us 30% of the shares.]

He still remembered that the senior management of the investment company disapproved of it. In fact, even he didn’t agree with it.

A monster amusement park employing real monsters as staff, so the risks could be estimated. If it weren’t for Ying Qiao’s full support, Shanhai Amusement Park might have been stillborn.

No one expected that it would become a huge hit on the Internet.

There was only one Jiangcheng Shanhai Amusement Park in the country, and it did not franchise or open branches. Therefore, it attracted countless netizens to travel to Jiangcheng, which once boosted Jiangcheng’s tourism economy.

And they had been worried that the existence of the demon clan would be exposed and cause panic, which did not happen.

Jiao Chong was simply a marketing genius. He single-handedly planned the “Panda Spirit” incident, which attracted countless netizens to explore the Shanhai Amusement Park. However, he turned around and used another trick to confuse the public and muddy the water. People looked at flowers in the fog and could not see the truth at all.

Nowadays, there were endless monster legends in Shanhai Amusement Park, but except for a small group of humans who firmly believed in the existence of monsters, most of them participated with a fun mentality.

Thinking about the past, Chen Hua felt a little emotional. He didn’t know what Ying Qiao was going to do when he suddenly mentioned this matter.

Do you want to relive your glorious deeds?

Should he join in with some compliments?

As a special assistant with a high bonus, you must not only reassure your boss at work, but also make your boss feel comfortable in life.

He was thinking hard about Ying Qiao’s few glorious deeds in his mind, when he saw him send another message: [Get me some VIP tickets, the kind that don’t have to queue.]

Chen Hua choked: ???

You’re such a big dragon, why are you going to an amusement park?

An idea flashed in his mind: [You want to take Jiang Lan to the amusement park?]

Ying Qiao typed quickly: [Well, please deliver your tickets to the entrance of the amusement park before five o’clock. Remember to drive my black Honda over.]

Chen Hua: ……

Do you really think of yourself as a father?


The author has something to say:

Longlong: The cub I raise must be the happiest cub.

Chen Hua:  As long as you eat one more peanut, you won’t get drunk like this.

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Today, the old father Long is also doting on his cubs.

The second update is here, draw 100 red envelopes, wow everyone =3=


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[1] Bee hive was first described in Shan Hai Jin (A Chinese Bestiary). It was a creature that looked like a human with two heads called Jiao Chong and lived in the Grain-Citadel Mountain. It was the leader of the stinging insects.