Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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While Xu Maomao gave up his boss power, he explained to Phoebe that his bell was an accidental gain and that he didn’t have any mana, fairy power, or demon power. Phoebe suddenly cried in great disappointment.
“Meow?” Why are you crying?
Xu Maomao was helpless, but he still raised his paw to comfort the ugly cat.
Phoebe flicked her ears, took a look at him, and covered her face with her paws again, looking very, very sad, her thin back shrugging from its crying.
Through its intermittent cries, Xu Maomao realized that Phoebe used to be a competition-level Garfield who had participated in several competitions and won the highest award. Now not only was its hair damaged, but also its beautiful big eyes were gone. It had heard that cats with bells were fairy cats, so she was so excited when she saw the video on Shen Yu’s phone.
It stopped crying when Shen Yu brought out the pilaf. Xu Maomao was so hungry that he ignored her and ate it by himself, but Phoebe stared blankly at the delicious pilaf in front of her. Under persuasion, she finally managed to take a few mouthfuls.
The food intake of the two cats was so different, Shen Yu frowned, and told Zhang Meimei the news, but Zhang Meimei almost cried with joy, and kept thanking him in WeChat, saying: “If you can make her eat, make her eat, please.”
Shen Yu sighed and got up to cook for himself.
After all, Xu Maomao was hungry during the few days of wandering, which caused him to eat very fast now. After eating his rice bowl, he found that Phoebe hadn’t eaten much.
“Meow?” Why don’t you eat my male god’s food!
Phoebe replied aggrievedly: “I’m already ugly, wouldn’t it be uglier if I’m fat?”
Xu Maomao: “Plumpness seems to be the beauty in the cat world, right?”
Phoebe snorted disdainfully: “That’s all the aesthetics of the older generation of country garden cats. My shit-shoveling officer said it’s fashionable to be slim now. She’s so skinny. I think she’s the best-looking human in the world.”
Xu Maomao was even more disdainful than her: “Hey! Don’t be ashamed! Can she be as good-looking as my male god?”
Phoebe: “My shit-shoveling officer is a big star in the world, do you think she looks good?”
Xu Maomao: “Who is it?”
Phoebe: “Her name is Zhang Meimei.”
Xu Maomao exclaimed, “Isn’t it?” Zhang Meimei was also one of his favorite female singers, and her singing was very ethereal. But Shen Yu even had friends like Qiao Lingfeng, so it was not surprising that he could know Zhang Meimei.
Phoebe raised her tail triumphantly: “Are you convinced?”
Xu Maomao hummed, even a star was not as good-looking as Shen Yu! His family’s Shen Yu, was so prosperous and beautiful!
However, he was too lazy to quarrel with a cat, and just urged: “That’s human aesthetics, cats should be fat to look good, and you are not slim, you are almost skinny as a cat! Even humans take don’t take such skinniness as beauty, now the whole world likes healthy beauty, do you understand healthy beauty? Eat quickly, don’t waste my male god’s efforts.”
Phoebe shrugged: “I won’t eat, I am prone to obesity, once I get fat, my face will get bigger, and my eyes could not be hidden if I have a big face…”
Cats also had a fat-prone physique! Xu Maomao complained wildly in his heart.
Obviously, Phoebe’s aesthetics were seriously biased because of Zhang Meimei, who had to be thin as a star, and she was like a self-disciplined morbid cat.
However, according to Xu Maomao’s observations, apart from worrying about its own body shape, it was also very negative, lying on the ground looking for death and life, always feeling that it was too ugly to live in this world.
And what it minded the most seemed to be its own eyes.
Xu Maomao immediately thought of Lili Meitong in the red envelope group. He rang the bell and entered the chat interface logically. At this time, his ban on speaking had expired and he could chat normally.
It was a pity that he had already given the colored contact lenses he had drawn to Alalei, and it would be too bad to beg for them at this time, so he sent Lili a private chat.
[Oscar]: Sister Lili, I want to customize a pair of color contact lenses that match a Garfield
[Lili]: Sorry, this month’s schedule is over, so I won’t be accepting orders for now
—Champs Elysees cosmetic surgery, you deserve better
Maomao: …
These days cats advertised more smoothly than people, so it turned out that cats also found plastic surgery fashionable?
In the evening, Shen Yu was probably worried about Phoebe’s situation, so he acquiesced in allowing it to climb on his bed, but Phoebe seemed a little shy and didn’t sleep on his bed but rolled herself into a thin ball at the door of the bedroom.
Shen Yu carried the cat back to the shop the next day, but Phoebe probably relied on Shen Yu a lot, so she refused to let him go when he got off work. Both Zhang Meimei and the therapist thought that Phoebe had regained her vitality, so they asked him to take care of it for a few more days. Shen Yu had no choice but to take it home again and cook for it the pilaf that should belong only to Oscar.
This made Xu Maomao almost jealous, especially when Phoebe approached Shen Yu’s bed a little bit from the bedroom door, he felt that he had fallen into the vinegar vat. But he couldn’t really get angry with Phoebe, one reason was that Phoebe was just a cat, and the other was that Phoebe still had no appetite, and she was so skinny that even Xu Maomao felt distressed when he looked at her.
Everyone would starve to death after losing weight, let alone a Garfield who had lost its pride? Xu Maomao was worried that it would fly up one day.
So kind-hearted Xu Maomao, after it refused to eat for the third time, asked seriously: “Will you not continue to lose weight as long as you restore your eyes?”
“We went to many doctors, but they can’t do anything.”
“I’ll find a way for you.”
Phoebe pricked up her ears: “What can you do?”
Xu Maomao held up the bell: “I can’t, but it can.”
Phoebe suddenly stood up straight, her gray eyeballs seeming brighter in an instant.
“But from now on, you have to eat well and don’t let my male god worry about it, or I will leave you alone!” Xu Maomao shouted.
Although Phoebe was skeptical but the hope of becoming beautiful again was overwhelming, so she really obediently ate half of the bowl. It hadn’t eaten so much for a long time, and when Shen Yu sent Zhang Meimei the picture of the half-eaten rice bowl, Zhang Meimei burst into tears with gratitude.
Xu Maomao entered the chat group again to have a private chat with Lili.
[Oscar]: Sister Lili, the situation here is a bit complicated QAQ, please open a green channel
[Lili]: Dear, is there any difficulty? ——Champs Elysees plastic surgery, you deserve better
[Oscar]: I told you last time that I wanted to customize a pair of Garfield colored contact lenses. Actually, I didn’t ask for myself. It was for a cat which was brought back by my shit-shoveling officer. The cat, it is so pitiful, its eyes were blinded by other humans, because of this it does not eat or drink, it is about to starve to death
[Lili]: Shocked.jpg, really, really? ——Champs Elysees cosmetic surgery, you deserve better
[Oscar]: Really, I don’t know how to show you, but I didn’t lie to you… In addition, sister Lili, can we remove the advertisement, it takes up the number of words
[Lili]: Okay, I believe you, I remember Alalei said that you are a puppet cat, and the special customized Garfield colored contact lenses must be for other cats, how about this, tell me about its pupil color and diameter, I will give it priority and let it jump the queue to customize
Eye color? Diameter? What the hell was this? How should he know.
Later, Lili told him that there was a button on the bell to take pictures. Xu Maomao struggled for a long time, and finally took a photo of Phoebe and uploaded it for Lili to see.
One hundred likes would be deducted for sending photos, which could be said to be a very luxurious chat.
[Lili]: What a poor little Garfield. Its eyes are really big. It’s a pity that it hurts. Don’t worry, I will try my best to make a pair of beautiful contact lenses for it.
[Oscar]: Thank you, Miss Lili
[Lili]: … I forgot to say, the cost of making this kind of permanent use and correcting eyesight contact lenses is too high, I need to charge a small fee
[Oscar]: Okay
[Lili]: Then please deliver the 500,000 love points first, and then pay the remaining 500,000 after the production is successful
This was a small fee!
[Oscar]: TT but I don’t have that much
[Lili]: My dear, this is really the cost price.
Xu Maomao, who didn’t make any money, gritted his teeth, well, he would think of a way.
Phoebe, who was playing wool balls with Shen Yu, had leaned over at some point. It could see the chat history on it, but it couldn’t read, so it didn’t understand what Xu Maomao was worrying about. With his head in his head, he asked worriedly: “What’s wrong, is it because my eyes can’t recover?”
Xu Maomao sighed: “It’s hard. Do you know the love value? Forget it, you definitely don’t understand, and you don’t have a bell…”
Phoebe didn’t want to, but said: “I know, that’s what we get when humans love us.”
“You know?” Xu Maomao asked in surprise, wasn’t it only the bell that could capture the love value?
“Well, I have a lot of likes.”
“How much?”
“This…” Phoebe thought agonizedly, “I can’t count, but I’ve heard it so many times.”
“Where did you hear it?”
“My human used to take me to the stage a few times during the concert, and probably since then, I have gradually become able to understand a little bit of human language.”
Phoebe was originally just an ordinary cat, but because of Zhang Meimei’s work, it had been brought into contact with a large number of people, and it had thus gained a lot of popularity invisibly. It had become more and more intelligent as it became well-informed. It already had the conditions to open up its intelligence, and it could also capture the traces of love value.
These were one of the ways of cultivating the cat clan that Xu Maomao only learned about later, but he didn’t think of so much right now. He hurried into the cat group and asked how to check the balance of the cat’s love index without a bell.
[Rice]: Use the bell to scan, just like taking a photo.
Xu Maomao then scanned Phoebe and was surprised to find that it had more than two million likes, much richer than himself!
“Great, your eyes can recover soon.” After obtaining Phoebe’s consent, Xu Maomao swept away one million assets and sent them to Lili.
The author has something to say:
Maomao (⊙v⊙) Phoebe, who is on the way to the cat fairy: I feel that the readers have started to gain weight after I appeared on the stage. Sure enough, Ugly Meow is not popular QAQ
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