Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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As Qiao Lingfeng said, he innocently made a “cut” gesture, and said to Xu Maomao with a smile: “It doesn’t hurt at all.”
Huh! Unfortunately, I thought you were a good person! You black-hearted little fresh meat! Shen Yu, don’t be fooled!
He thought that with Shen Yu’s attitude of caring for him, he would not be willing to let him be a eunuch, but Shen Yu said: “Wait a little longer. The body fat content is insufficient, so I will raise it again, and we will have surgery when it gets fatter.”
Qiao Lingfeng: “That’s right, it can’t lose weight anymore, so I said let me help you raise it.”
Shen Yu snorted noncommittally.
Xu Maomao’s heart was completely broken. Unexpectedly, Shen Yu was willing to…
He decided to lose weight, he must not give Shen Yu the chance to cut his balls!
On the way home, they turned a corner, and Shen Yu took him to the pet shop, but he didn’t let him out of the cage. Xu Maomao looked at the pet shop through the ventilation holes of the cage.
The store was estimated to occupy a very large area, and there were several floors. The decoration was brand new. There were not many customers at present. He heard sporadic cats meowing and dogs barking, just like those cats in Qiao Lingfeng’s house. He could understand the sounds of the pets, but he obviously felt that these cats and dogs were not intelligent enough, at least not like the cats in the red envelope group who could talk intelligently.
He figured they didn’t have Alliance bells.
This cognition made Xu Maomao speculate, maybe the condition for obtaining Alliance bells was IQ?
Shen Yu looked at the size of Oscar, and finally chose a large blue nest, and then went home with Xu Maomao.
Shen Yu was very busy today, because the pet store was about to face a large-scale inspection, and it was related to whether they could obtain several important documents. These could not be obtained by just relying on connections, and they needed to work hard to cope with the lengthy inspection process.
But Qiao Lingfeng’s words reminded Shen Yu and when he looked at Xu Maomao’s figure, which was indeed a bit rounder than before but still thin, such that he felt that it was necessary to give Xu Maomao extra meals.
So he took some time out of his busy schedule and insisted on making him a hearty pilaf. He carefully chopped fresh salmon, tuna, and beef, and added appropriate amount of vegetables according to the recipe, and cut them into fine dices of equal size and let it simmer.
Xu Maomao squatted at the door of the kitchen, with complicated eyes, drooling from the smell.
Shen Yu filled a huge plate, put it on the dining table as usual, and hugged him to the chair, “Eat more.”
This was a rich recipe that was very attractive to all cats, but Shen Yu saw that his cat was being arrogant. He had turned his head away, very disrespectfully. Shen Yu sighed, touched his head, and said helplessly, “Why don’t you eat it? I specially took the time to make it.”
The gentle and loving tone made Xu Maomao crispy and soft, and under his expectant gaze, he licked his mouth and took a few bites.
Meow, it tastes so good!
But no matter how much he felt sorry for Shen Yu, he refused to eat any more. If you eat fat then like in Spirited Away[1], you will be slaughtered, and if you eat fat here, you will be castrated!
Xu Maomao nestled in the new cat’s nest, and entered the chat group interface while Shen Yu was going out again. The current love value had increased to 2600 because of Qiao Lingfeng’s generosity, and he could now draw red envelopes.
Dr. Mi still didn’t show up, but a cat mentioned the transformation potion that was drawn last time.
[Dot Lee]: Meow! Is there a cat?
[Migu]: Raise Claw.jpg
[Dot Lee]: Tell you a strange thing! Didn’t I get the transformation potion for 1 hour last time?
[Rice]: Have you used it? Last time you said that you would study it carefully. Is there a big difference?
[Dot Lee]: The difference is too big! I just touch it a few times and it will grow bigger, and it’s so comfortable.
[Migu]: (*@ο@*) Wow~ how comfortable
[Dot Lee]: I don’t know how to describe it, but it was very comfortable at first. Then it became higher and higher, more and more suffocating, my paws were sore, so I simply peed out, oh my god, it tastes better than canned rice.
All the cats were stunned.
Xu Maomao was dumbfounded, it turned out that [Dot Lee] was a perverted cat!
[Rice]: Are you talking about estrus in human form?
[Dot Lee]: Yes, I didn’t expect human beings to be so comfortable in heat. We don’t feel anything when we are in heat and we just feel confused, don’t we? I don’t like the days when the paws are not controlled by the brain at all.
All the cats echoed, saying that the cat’s estrus period was very uncomfortable, and they were very curious about the feeling of “comfort” described by Dot Lee.
[Dot Lee] then narrated the whole process eloquently, Xu Maomao couldn’t bear to watch the filth, and it didn’t take long for [Dot Lee] to be stuffed with a rag.
[Administrator] Mute [Dot Lee] for 24 hours.
[Ginger]: Openly driving[2] in the group, teaching bad cats.
Once the group leader appeared, the cats calmed down.
As a result, [Ginger] said again: You don’t have to be curious, practice hard, and then you can fully enjoy the taste of human beings in heat after you cultivate into a real human form, such as me, hum.
The owner of the double-standard group began to talk about his driving process. The degree of filth was much more serious than that of Dot Lee. Although it drove a manual transmission, it was enough to shock the cat!
The group owner went offline immediately after driving the car, but the cats were very suspicious that it was spying on the screen, so the next topic was very pure and loving.
Xu Maomao cried in the group that he was about to have his eggs picked and asked how to get the master to dispel this idea.
As a result, all the cats told it that the shit-shoveling officer sterilized the cats for their own good, it prolonged their lifespan, and not let them suffer from estrus.
[Oscar]: What is the pain of being in heat?
As a human being, he didn’t understand this at all.
[Rice]: Have you ever been in love?
[Oscar]: No
[Rice]: You will know in the future, the whole body is swollen, irritable, you can’t sleep well, can’t eat well, and you don’t want to do anything except this thing in your mind. I heard that the female cat is even more uncomfortable.
[Alalei]: Well, yes, later the shit shovel officer took me for surgery, and I no longer have to endure that feeling. Now I eat well and sleep soundly every day.
Xu Maomao thought, is that so? Shen Yu planned to let Oscar be an eunuch because of his love for Oscar?
Thinking about it this way, he was a little grateful.
No, no, no, I can’t be brought into this rhythm, what if I lose my balls after changing back to human form? QAQ, Shen Yu must not be given a chance!
[Oscar]: I also found a strange thing, some cats talk upside down and slurred, and it is very difficult to communicate with them.
[Rice]: Do they have no bells?
[Oscar]: It seems like
[Rice]: Then, they are cats without enlightenment
[Oscar]: Σ(° △°|||)
[Rice]: They speak the country cat language, which is really good if you can understand it
[Mimihu]: I I just don’t understand
[Fat Mimi]: Because you are stupid
[Mimihu]: It’s because my spiritual consciousness has been open for too long, just like human beings who have been away from their hometown for too long and can’t understand their hometown dialect
[Fat Mimi]: Picking nose.jpg
[Oscar]: How to activate spiritual consciousness?
[Rice]: It has something to do with bloodlines and chance. I don’t understand either. Anyway, the more I got along with my last shit-shoveling officer, the more I understood human beings, and I gradually opened up my spiritual consciousness. That human being was very kind to me. The canned food I make now is what she made for me back then. Unfortunately, she passed away very early.
[Alalei]: Please don’t say such sad words QAQ I am also worried that my shit shoveler will leave me
[Rice]: Goddess, don’t cry
[Rice] sent a special red envelope to [Alalei]
Xu Maomao: … this Alalei is really popular, maybe as one of the few female cats in the group, rare is the most expensive.
But he seemed to understand a little bit. It turned out that those cats were pure pets, and the cats in the group were fairy cats with enlightened spiritual consciousness. Not only were they intelligent, but they might also have many interesting abilities.
For example, Rice could make delicious canned food, Dr. Mi could develop magic potions, the group leader was a master who had cultivated into human form, and Alalei was the goddess of cats. Maybe she was cute in reality, and she had the same owner as him… As for the others, Xu Maomao licked his paws, planning to observe again.
Shen Yu had been very busy these days, but in order for Oscar to gain weight, he would come back on time during the day to cook for it, but he soon discovered that Oscar’s appetite had not improved, instead he had become more and more sluggish.
He thought that Oscar was just a picky eater, so he tried different ways to make delicious food, but the results were limited.
Oscar was getting thinner and thinner, and his hair was showing signs of falling out due to lack of nutrition. Although Shen Yu’s face was calm, he was very anxious in his heart, but because the pet shop’s review had entered the final stage, he couldn’t get away for the time being, so he could only pass the time. After this period of time, he would research new recipes again.
And Xu Maomao also found that he had begun to lose hair, and because he had been on a diet, the whole cat was a little weak. In order to reduce consumption, the body automatically became lazy, he was now sleeping for 20 hours a day, and he even missed the red envelope sent by Dr. Mi!
Xu Maomao regretted it in his heart, but he didn’t dare to open his mouth to eat, until he accidentally saw Rice bragging in the group.
Rice said that just a small bite of his canned food could increase satiety and energy, and it also came with a 48-hour body buff.
Xu Maomao suddenly remembered that there was still a mouthful of uneaten food in his backpack, so he took out the can with the mentality of trying. The meat melted in the mouth, which was very similar to what was described in cultivating novels as “it turns into a stream of air that permeates the whole body in an instant”. Although it was not so magical, Xu Maomao did feel the feeling of weakness that had lasted for several days disappear, and it was as if the whole cat livened up.
He didn’t notice that the body of the cat that ate the meat slowly inflated to 1.5 times its original size like blowing up a balloon.
Shen Yu came home this day and hugged his cat and was delighted to find that his pet had finally gotten a little heavier. What was even more worth celebrating was that the pet shop had also successfully obtained the three most important certificates. Now, he happened to have a holiday to take care of the matter of getting Oscar neutered.
Shen Yu quickly made an appointment for tomorrow’s operation.
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[1] Spirited Away is a famous anime movie (Spoiler alert) where if you ate something you would turn into pigs and he is saying you will be slaughtered because pigs are slaughtered for food.
[2] Euphemism for sex.