OHTHSV Ch. 55: First Attempt

Translator: Dj2203

Editor: Dj2203

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For the Holy See, the North-South dialogue was a war without the smoke of gunpowder for the interpretation and understanding of God’s will. The cardinals, bishops and others who accompanied the group were all devout believers who had been immersed in theology for many years and were very eloquent. As they were fully focused on preparing for war, they did not care much about the accompanying Royal Highness the Son of God and the Second Prince of the Empire and were all busy reading and discussing doctrine.

This made Luo Mi feel as if he was seeing a group of students taking postgraduate entrance exams.

Luo Mi and Anos went together to listen to the discussion of several priests out of curiosity and almost fell asleep.

But even if he was about to fall asleep listening to the teachings, Luo Mi still wanted to be with Anos.

It was not because he was so attached to Anos now, but because once he was not with Anos, Prince Pearl would appear beside him for various reasons and would bring the topic to the mechanical butler without saying a word.

There was only one core idea, which was to ask how to give Ark 2 intelligence.

Luo Mi relied on cheating using the system, so he didn’t know how to do it, so he could only laugh it off. He was so annoyed that he could only hide next to Anos to get some peace.

In order to prevent his disguise as a “devout believer” from being broken by falling asleep while listening to the sutras, Luo Mi could only stay awake and think about how to complete the task while listening.

After being urged by the system for so long, Luo Mi finally gritted his teeth and decided to try this idea that seemed so bad:

Seduce Anos into bed.

All other roads were blocked, so he had no choice but to try this if he wanted to complete the task.

As for straight male dignity… the system said considerately:

[After the host completes the task, you only need 5 points to selectively help the host delete some of his memories.]

As long as the memory is deleted, it will be as if it never happened! Luo Mi thought with a smile.

After barely overcoming the threshold in his heart, Luo Mi really considered the feasibility of seducing Anos.

Then he found that this seemed not much easier than luring Anos into corruption through other means before.

Anos was the pure and high-ranking saint. Putting aside the question of whether he had any concept of this or not, the number of good-looking people he had seen was innumerable.

Since entering the holy city of Bethlehem, Luo Mi had seen many monks and nuns in St. Paul’s Cathedral. No matter young or old, they were all good-looking. It seemed that St. Paul’s Cathedral was the power center of the Holy See. Only those who were pious enough and had good conditions could enter.

The same went for the silver knights around Anos, each one more handsome than the other – although none of them were as handsome as Anos himself.

Luo Mi thought of his own face and pinched his cheeks subconsciously.

The appearance of this body was somewhat similar to his original appearance. His round face and short height made him look younger.

Although Luo Mi had heard a lot of church jokes about “priest and little boy” when he was surfing on Earth, looking at Anos’s appearance, it didn’t seem like he would have any desire for his current self.

[Host can consider using the succubus’s ability to seduce.]

“It’s not like I haven’t thought about it.” Luo Mi followed Anos and turned a page of “Bible Interpretation” and said to the system in his heart, “Anos has Holy Light to protect his body, and his magic resistance is maxed out.”

[Didn’t the host succeed in enchanting once before?]

“That’s because he had used up all his holy light to fill the light domain barrier. How can I find such a good opportunity again?” Luo Mi thought seriously and shook his head slightly, saying in self-abandonment, “How about I just hook my finger at him and say, ‘Hey, brother, can you shoot me?’ What do you think?”

[…The Holy Son might think that you are being controlled by a high-level demon.]

Luo Mi was silent for a moment and sighed deeply: “It’s too difficult.”

How could there be such an outrageous task as asking a straight man to figure out how to seduce another straight man into bed?

[The Son’s sexual orientation is not mentioned in his setting, so he may not be straight.]

“If he’s not a straight man, then why didn’t he react at all the last time I took off all my clothes for him to examine…” When Luo Mi said this, he suddenly remembered what the system said at the time, that when Anos examined him, his pupils had turned blood red, which represented depravity.

Was there really a reaction?

Luo Mi thought about it for a while: “Let’s try it out first.”

….

The Vatican’s convoy could actually use divine magic to fly quickly across the Rossi River and directly reach the Principality of Perde and the Cathedral of St. Cecilia, where the Pietists’ headquarters was located. However, as a team with high political goals, they showed the Vatican’s kindness all the way, distributing food to the poor, providing free medical treatment, etc., and their speed was not very fast.

Especially after crossing the Rossi River, which served as the border between the empire and many principalities, where the influence of the secular faction of the Holy See had greatly declined, this team was needed even more to show God’s grace along the way, suggesting to the world that only His Holiness the Pope sitting in the holy city of Bethlehem was God’s highest representative in the world.

Luo Mi still lived in the same carriage with Anos.

Anos’ carriage was much larger than before. It had a curtain separating the meeting area from the rest area and even had a small bathroom. It already had the prototype of a motorhome.

Anos also participated in the work of displaying divine grace along the way and was responsible for providing divine power to the Vatican’s divine magic array, which could expand the scope of divine magic such as healing magic, blessing magic, and removing pests from the land to promote growth.

Today, when Anos returned to the carriage, he saw Luo Mi lying on the ground with his back naked, and next to him was the mechanical butler who was giving him a back massage.

Anos paused and looked at Luo Mi with an inquiring look.

Luo Mi sat up and smiled innocently: “The weather is too hot, it’s cooler like this… Well, Ark No. 2’s back pat is very comfortable, do you want to try it?”

Anos was silent for a moment, then slowly walked to Luo Mi, picked up the clothes beside him and put them on Luo Mi.

Luo Mi was stunned, and then he heard Anos say seriously: “Didn’t I tell you before that the mechanical butler might be under the surveillance of Prince Pearl?”

Luo Mi didn’t expect to get this answer, and subconsciously said: “No, I checked it all.”

“The mechanical technology of the Empire is not that simple. They inherited the achievements of civilization from the Sixth Epoch, which even the Church cannot fully understand.” Anos helped Luo Mi cover his body, then touched his head, “Wait a moment.”

Anos stood up and knocked on the wall slightly.

A magical circle lit up there.

Soon, Luo Mi felt the temperature in the carriage drop, until it was even a little cold.

Anos turned around and asked, “How’s the temperature?”

Luo Mi laughed dryly: “Not bad.”

Anos sat down again with a normal look on his face. He seemed to notice Luo Mi’s gaze following him and suddenly looked up and asked, “Do you want me to read the scriptures to you?”

“……No.”

Luo Mi put on his clothes and sat aside, thinking about Anos’s reaction just now: “Anos seems to be behaving normally.”

[He doesn’t want your naked body to be seen by Prince Pearl, it must be because he has a possessive desire for you!]

“Don’t make a fuss.” Luo Mi didn’t believe it at all, “He is just on guard against Prince Pearl.”

[Why doesn’t he guard against others? And through comparison, the system found a key point: Why didn’t the Holy Son care about the possibility of the mechanical butler monitoring before, but he cared about you taking off your clothes?]

Luo Mi was stunned for a moment.

Anos had long suspected that the mechanical butler was surveilling them for the Empire, but he was upright and did not care about the Empire spying on his daily life. He would only let Reinhardt take Ark No. 2 away when he was discussing Vatican affairs with Bishop Thomas.

They were not discussing any confidential information now, so why should they care about surveillance that did not actually exist?

After this analysis by the system, Luo Mi gained some confidence.

He couldn’t help but look at Anos, and after thinking for a while, he decided to try again: “Anos, my back is a little itchy, can you scratch it for me?”

Anos pulled his eyes out of the church books, frowned slightly, pondered for a moment, and asked: “How long have you not taken a bath?”

“…Is it three days?”

Anos fell silent for a moment, and then he said in an unquestionable tone: “Go take a shower.”

Luo Mi: “…”

It’s because it’s not convenient to take a shower in a carriage, but it’s not like he didn’t like cleanliness!

….

Because of Luo Mi’s hygiene problems, Anos never got close to Luo Mi again and urged Luo Mi to take a bath every day.

Luo Mi originally tried to do some erotic bathroom scenes, but unfortunately the bathroom in the carriage was so narrow that it was extremely difficult for a person to turn around. Luo Mi even had to be careful not to knock things over, let alone strike a pose.

In addition, Anos became obviously busier after entering the Principality, and Luo Mi couldn’t make up some unreasonable reasons to disturb Anos, so he could only stare at Ark No. 2 every day.

Ark No. 2 comforted him in a childish voice: “Everything will be fine when we arrive at the Principality of Perde.”

Luo Mi sighed deeply.

“Besides, your seduction skills are terrible.”

Luo Mi forcefully argued, “I have been single for more than 20 years. All my knowledge comes from the cloud. How can I find the mood?”

And he’s a straight guy! Moreover, the first time he flirted was to seduce a man!

If only someone could teach him…

Ark No. 2 sighed: “The system is also single.”

“You’re a system and you still want to be single?” Luo Mi laughed at first, then said vigilantly, “Be careful, don’t mention your identity outside.”

“Of course, the system is monitoring the surroundings at all times.” Ark No. 2 straightened his chest. “Prince Pearl will not arrive for another three minutes before the carriage arrives. He cannot hear what we say.”

“Is Prince Pearl coming again?” Luo Mi held his temple with a headache, “How about I throw you to him and you go and deal with it yourself?”

Ark No. 2 glanced at Luo Mi quietly, and the rich expressions on his face suddenly stiffened, as if the power button had been pressed.

This was a sign that the system was no longer controlling the mechanical butler.

Luo Mi was stunned: Three minutes were already up so quickly?

Then he heard some knocking sounds coming from the window.

Luo Mi opened the curtains, and a charming and bright face appeared outside, with a faint smile on her face, as she blinked at him: “Lord Lian, long time no see.”

Luo Mi was stunned: “Susan?”

The succubus who was sent by the Black Wing Lord and then inexplicably became his subordinate!

The last time they parted, Luo Mi sent her to the Principality to gather other little spies. In essence, he hoped to centrally control these demons that might endanger the safety of the civilians in the Light Domain. Later, he gradually put the matter behind him.

Seeing Susan’s face, Luo Mi reacted quickly, with a look of surprise on his face: Can he learn something from Susan?

He had just opened the window to let Susan in when he heard Prince Pearl’s polite voice outside: “Is Lord Lian here?”


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