Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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Lu Rong beckoned, and Ji Wenfeng walked quickly forward, looking at him deeply. Every time he looked at him, his IQ decreased by one point. He soon lost his mind, fell into frenzy and became a bootlicker.
Lu Rong frowned: “Why do you smell like cigarettes?”
Ji Wenfeng came to his senses: “This is men’s perfume…”
“Impossible,” Lu Rong’s nose was sharper than a dog’s, “None of your perfumes have such a strong sandalwood scent.”
Ji Wenfeng broke out in a cold sweat: “It may be that my brother’s smoking stained me…”
Lu Rong glanced at Shen Yu, what a great guy, I only spent an extra hour putting on makeup, and you are still on good terms with Ji Wenfeng.
Lu Rong held Ji Wenfeng’s hand and acted coquettishly to Ji Wenfeng: “How can he be your little brother, I am your little brother…”
Ji Wenfeng held his waist and forcefully pulled him in front of him: “Don’t talk nonsense.”
Lu Rong: “I really am your brother, Ji Wenfeng, open your dog eyes and see.”
Ji Wenfeng laughed muffledly, held his face and stroked it gently: “You are dressed like this and saying this, it’s really not convincing at all. Come on, I’ll take you to meet him.”
“Wait a minute,” Lu Rong was cautious and said to Ji Wenfeng, “Remember, today I’m not Lu Rong, I… I’m Lily.” In this way, Ji Wenfeng would not be exposed when introducing him to Shen Yu.
Ji Wenfeng’s IQ dropped by 100: Ah! Women’s clothing Rong Rong had her own name! Called Lily!
It was as if he was having an affair with someone behind Lu Rong’s back. 666, Rong Rong is the one who knows how to have fun.
Ji Wenfeng put one hand around Lu Rong’s shoulder, put one hand in his pocket, and walked towards Shen Yu with a swagger, introducing him to Lu Rong: “This is Shen Yu, my younger brother.” He then introduced Lu Rong to Shen Yu, “This is your sister-in-law.”
Lu Rong: …Why the hell did I worry about Ji Wenfeng telling people my real name.
Shen Yu took Lu Rong’s hand like a gentleman, bent down and kissed the back of his hand: “Hello, sister-in-law.”
Lu Rong really smelled the same cigarette smell, and glanced at him sharply: Okay, I just spent an extra hour putting on makeup, and Ji Wenfeng is stained with your cigarette smell, I really underestimated you! Thinking of this, he withdrew his hand with a snort and fanned his face with a feather fan in a noble and cold manner.
Shen Yu’s eyes sank: The little wife of a wealthy old man is indeed a princess! Although I can’t see her full face, those eyes alone were so delicate and charming, the best in the world.
“I don’t like this guy named Shen.” Lu Rong held Ji Wenfeng’s arm and began to feed him some sweet talk. “We are fine, why do you have to bring him along to play.”
Ji Wenfeng: “He can follow us and take pictures of us.”
Lu Rong was furious: “Yesterday you didn’t allow others to see me in women’s clothes, but today you asked him to take pictures of me. What kind of magic potion did he give you?”
Ji Wenfeng: “He is my brother, not someone else.”
Lu Rong used his ultimate skill – holding Ji Wenfeng’s hand and being ruthless, shameless and unreasonable: “Ji Wenfeng, I don’t care! Send him back to where he came from, I don’t like this person.”
While Lu Rong was acting coquettishly, he was calculating coldly in his heart: as long as Ji Wenfeng says to drive Shen Yu away, Shen Yu would have no legitimate reason to complain. I gave you the ticket and brought the person to you, but you were so annoying that you got kicked out. No refund will be given!
As soon as he acted coquettishly, Ji Wenfeng’s IQ dropped by -1, -1 and kept falling. He pinched his delicate chin and leaned over to kiss him.
“Be good,” Ji Wenfeng stroked the corner of his lips, “You can do whatever you want at home, but give me some face outside. He at least calls you sister-in-law, don’t look unhappy.”
Lu Rong: “…”
Damn, although Ji Wenfeng was attacked to lower his intelligence, his personality was still firmly established. What’s wrong with this personality of a rich old man who is too concerned about his reputation!
In order to appease Lu Rong, Ji Wenfeng rode the carousel with him, visited The Wizard of Oz, and even ran aside to buy him a Mickey Mouse popsicle.
Lu Rong stood in the center of the maze, thinking sinisterly about how to drive Shen Yu away.
Shen Yu stood five steps away from him and sent a WeChat message to the “evil guy”: I want a refund.
Lu Rong’s phone soon rang, and Li Nanbian sent him a screenshot: Shen Yu is not satisfied with the “Visiting Disney with the Male God” package.
Lu Rong’s mind changed: It is possible that even he could not settle the matter of Shen Yu, and he could not drag the whole villain group into it. He told Li Nanbian to ask Shen Yu to add him on WeChat, and he would come to serve in person, so that if anything went wrong, he, the seller, would be responsible, and it would have nothing to do with the intermediary, Quan Yuan Evil.
After a while, Shen Yu sent a friend request, and Lu Rong clicked to accept: Hello, I’m the seller.
Shen Yu: I want a refund.
Lu Rong: What’s wrong with kissing?
Shen Yu: I bought a date package, but Ji Wenfeng has a wife.
Lu Rong: We only promise to bring Ji Wenfeng to you, dear. As for whether he has a wife, we can’t be sure. As far as we know, he doesn’t have one~
While typing with both hands flying, he sneered emotionlessly: “Who is Ji Wenfeng’s wife, hum.”
Shen Yu: But I bought a double date package, and now there are three of us. I fu**ing watched Ji Wenfeng hugging his wife and being affectionate with her all the way and even had to fetch water for them and take pictures.
I even went on the merry-go-round just to videotape the rich old man and his young wife who were riding together, f**k.
Ji Wenfeng throughout: “Hahahahahahahahahaha…”
Little Sweet Wife throughout: “Hehehehehehe…”
Shen Yu: Taking photos indifferently.
He was just a soulless camera machine.
This was not what he wanted, traveling to Disneyland with his idol! He wanted a refund!
Lu Rong was unwilling to give up, as he was now in a difficult situation. He had already invested too much in this project: the Calabash Brothers package on both sides of the Taiwan Strait and Hong Kong, and once again wearing women’s clothing that had left him with a psychological shadow… He even bought another Disney VIP card (his card had already been given to Shen Yu) in order to enter the park this morning to clean up the mess! If the original amount is returned at this time, it will become silent costs and all the money will be lost.
So what would be the purpose of his fierce tiger-like actions?
Lu Rong was determined to fight to the death.
He thought for a moment and quickly said: Oh, his wife is a buy-one-get-one-free deal for us.
Shen Yu:?
Lu Rong: Ji Wenfeng’s wife is also included in your package, dear.
Shen Yu: Damn, it’s still possible
Lu Rong: This is an extended service package called “The Temptation to Go Home”
Shen Yu: Huh?
Lu Rong: If the excitement level of “traveling to Disneyland with your idol” is 5, then the excitement level of “traveling to Disneyland with your idol and his little wife and having an affair” will soar to 999. This is the result of the latest research. You will join a three-player Shura game and play the role of Ellie. I hope you enjoy it.
Shen Yu was willing to admit defeat.
The customer service actually convinced him! Could this be the legendary million-dollar customer service?
Seeing Shen Yu put away his phone, Lu Rong seemed to see him type “gg”, so he hid his phone, and waved his feather fan proudly.
Now it seemed that Ji Wenfeng really only treated Shen Yu as a younger brother, and Shen Yu was also impatient with this. In this way, Ji Wenfeng’s chrysanthemum had been perfectly preserved.
But how could he prevent Shen Yu from refunding the money?
Give him a little hope, for example, he would have an affair with Ji Wenfeng under his nose, and Shen Yu would be like a donkey with a carrot hanging in front of him and would continue to fight for this goal until the end of the day.
Of course, there was no way he could succeed, Shen Yu couldn’t deceive his shrewd eyes. With Lu Rong around, Shen Yu was doomed to lose both his wife and his army.
Lu Rong smiled slightly, his eyes flashing coldly: I want both money and people!
Shen Yu stood five steps away, glanced at the noble, cold, graceful Lu Rong, and a hint of amusement flashed in his eyes: Wonderful.
Although he had completely lost interest in Ji Wenfeng, the rich old bast**d, this expansion pack was really exciting.
The customer service was right, he should seize this opportunity and have a crazy affair with the young wife of the rich old man.
After all… nothing tastes as good as dumplings, and nothing is as fun as one’s sister-in-law, right?
Shen Yu went all out and strode towards Lu Rong, grabbed his hand and left the maze.
Lu Rong: Meow meow meow?
Ji Wenfeng came back with two Mickey popsicles: Huh? Where are my brother and my wife?
He stood in the middle of the green garden, all he saw was green, and his eyes couldn’t help but become serious…
Shen Yu held Lu Rong’s hand and led him all the way to the pirate ship. He found an empty corner and pushed Lu Rong into the cabin: “Finally, there are only two of us left, my little beauty.”
Lu Rong: “You!”
I asked you to play Ellie, I didn’t say I was Hong Shixian! Ji Wenfeng is Hong Shixian, what are you doing?!
Shen Yu: “…Why is your voice so low and hoarse?”
Lu Rong came back to his senses, quickly covered his face with a fan, and lowered his eyes.
Shen Yu thought he was being shy and timid, so he easily twisted his feather fan and brushed it away. Lu Rong’s eyes darkened, and he glanced at him with fear and shock: It’s over, I’m going to be exposed, how can I be a school bully in Chengnan in the future?! It seems that the only option is to kill him to silence him…
Shen Yu was given such a tortuous look by him, and he cried out in his heart.
No wonder, that old bast**d must have bullied her until her voice became hoarse last night. The reputation of the rich man’s little wife is well-deserved!
Shen Yu approached him ambiguously: “What’s your name?”
Lu Rong: “…”
Brother, didn’t we just meet last night! Will I really become a different person if I dress like a woman?
But it’s better this way, as he avoided the shame of being exposed in public as a man dressed as a woman, and maintained his status as the overlord of Chengnan…
Thinking about how he would be the school bully who could call the wind and rain again after safely taking off his women’s clothes, Lu Rong hardened his heart and said with tears in his throat: “Don’t… don’t touch me, I’m married…”
“I know.” Shen Yu smiled and raised his eyebrows, emitting the sexiness of a playboy having an affair online, “Since you want to pursue excitement, then do it to the end.”
This man was actually damn into the role!
Lu Rong’s eyes darkened: Don’t panic, I am a man who has acted opposite Ji Wenfeng in a hundred scenes. A mere playboy is no match for me.
He pushed Shen Yu away, walked to the side of the boat, held the reins and faced the sea: “Do you know what the consequences will be if you kidnap me secretly?” He turned his head and looked at Shen Yu deeply, “That’s how Troy was destroyed back then.”
Shen Yu took out a cigarette from his trouser pocket, lit it, and sighed: Damn, a rich man’s little wife is more educated than me who only knows how to dance in nightclubs.
He strode forward with a cigarette in his mouth and looked at the distant horizon with his hands in his trouser pockets: “In the whole story, I only care about one thing.”
Lu Rong: “What?”
Shen Yu turned his head and looked at him deeply: “Is Helen happy?”
Lu Rong withdrew his gaze with a calm face: “He treats me very well.”
“But you have a lot on your mind.” Shen Yu pressed his shoulders and turned him around, smoothing his frowning brows bit by bit, “Although you are smiling on your face, your eyes are always so sad.”
Lu Rong thought to himself: I am indeed very worried. I don’t fu**ing know how this is going to end!
“Stop talking.” Lu Rong pushed him away and sat sideways on a box of TNT. “I… I was just a dancer in a brothel before, and it was Master Ji who saved me. I swore that I would only be with him in this life.”
Shen Yu: Oh my god! This 8999 package is amazing, with such detailed character backgrounds and a god-like sense of immersion!
Shen Yu lifted his chin and looked at his delicate and charming face carefully: “I seem to have seen you somewhere… Lily, is it you, Lily?”
Lu Rong was shocked: How the hell did you know my name is Lily? This is too damn coincidental, right?!
“Lily, it’s me! Don’t you remember me?” Shen Yu held his hand tightly against his chest, “I’m Brother Yu, the one you rescued and brought home on that snowy night three years ago!”
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