Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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Shen Yu then went into Disneyland with Ji Wenfeng.
Disney’s Date A Live was nothing like what he had imagined.
The Ji Wenfeng in his imagination would sob while riding the Sky-High Hugging Dragon, and after coming down, he would tremble and throw himself into his arms for comfort.
However, in reality, Ji Wenfeng smiled like a 135-pound child on the Sky-High Hugging Dragon.
Everyone on the boat was screaming: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
Ji Wenfeng: “Hehehehahahahaha… Hehehehahahaha…”
Shen Yu: What kind of weird laughter is this! You’re the fu**ing villain!
Ji Wenfeng even opened a can of beer with one hand in mid-air, as the wind around them blew loudly.
Shen Yu: What kind of anti-gravity drinking is this! Rich old men can even ignore the laws of physics! It turns out that money can even make Newton work!
After getting off, Ji Wenfeng smiled as if he was in full bloom, looking harmless to both humans and animals: “The Sky-Rising Hugging Dragon is so healing. Let’s go ride it again.”
Shen Yu: “No, no, there are so many people queuing…”
Ji Wenfeng said, “I have a VIP card, and so do you. Let’s go in directly through the fast lane.”
So.
Everyone on the boat: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
Ji Wenfeng: “Hehehe hahahahaha… hehehe hahahaha… ton ton ton ton ton ton!”
Shen Yu who had folded his arms across his chest: “…”
After getting off, Ji Wenfeng smiled harmlessly: “The Sky-Hugging Dragon is so healing. Let’s go ride it again.”
Shen Yu: …I suspect I’m trapped in a time and space loop.
Shen Yu: “We’ve already ridden it twice.”
Ji Wenfeng raised his eyebrows: “What are you talking about? A real man would of course ride the Sky-High Hugging Dragon ten times.”
Shen Yu: “…” What kind of definition of a real man is this!
“Are you… unable to function?” Ji Wenfeng looked at him sympathetically.
This sentence had always been the right of Shen Yu to say to others, but no one else had the right to say it to him. Shen Yu narrowed his eyes and said ambiguously: “Who said that?”
Unexpectedly, Ji Wenfeng turned his face and said: “You can still sit, but you don’t sit. Do you look down on me?”
Shen Yu: “…” appeared!!! Could this be the legendary evil drinking culture of wealthy old men?
Ji Wenfeng overwhelmed him with his momentum. His face then relaxed, he smiled, put his arm around his shoulders and patted him twice: “Come on, Xiao Shen, we’re not going home today.” After that, he opened a can of beer for him.
Then.
Everyone on the ship: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
Ji Wenfeng: “Hehehehahahahahaha…hehehehahahahaha…”
Shen Yu: “Ton ton ton ton ton.”
The bitter wine went down his throat and made his heart ache.
He lost. He flirted with people above his level, this old man from a wealthy family was so terrifying!
After riding the dragon five times, Shen Yu vomited and sat dejectedly on a park bench.
He could drink, and he could also ride the dragon, but drinking and riding the dragon at the same time was something he had never done before.
Rich old men do play a lot.
Ji Wenfeng patted his shoulder earnestly and said, “Xiao Shen, you still need to practice.”
Shen Yu: “…”
Ji Wenfeng: “But you are still young, just practice a few more times.”
Shen Yu: “…” Why should I practice this kind of thing!
Seeing that he was dizzy and listless, Ji Wenfeng opened the map and said, “What should we do next? We have to find you some projects that are not so dizzying and exciting, but still full of Disney atmosphere.”
Shen Yu pricked up his ears.
A project that was not so dizzying, not so exciting, and still had a Disney atmosphere…
He began to imagine Ji Wenfeng wearing Mickey ears and taking selfies with him at various scenic spots…
“I got it.” Ji Wenfeng folded the map, “Let’s go to the ancient ruins and do rope climbing.”
The scene of the two of them pouting and making scissor hands in Shen Yu’s mind was shattered into pieces – it was over 30 degrees and the middle of the day!
Ji Wenfeng smiled as if he was in the warmth of spring and looked harmless. He then grabbed his shoulders and dragged him all the way towards the volcano, mumbling under his breath.
Shen Yu: I knew that the rich old man wouldn’t let me go so easily!
When they arrived at the rock climbing mountain, Ji Wenfeng helped Shen Yu put on the safety rope and gave him a firm look: “Don’t be afraid.”
Shen Yu: “…I’m not afraid.”
Ji Wenfeng: “Have you played with ropes before?”
Shen Yu: “Uh…once or twice.” He hung out in nightclubs every day, and the most he ever did was bed exercises.
Ji Wenfeng said seriously: “Follow me closely.”
Shen Yu: Why do I feel like I’m suddenly being taken care of by my elder brother?!
Ji Wenfeng finished the last sip of wine, threw the can into the trash can, straightened his seat belt, looked forward, and his eyes darkened.
Shen Yu was infected by him and also held his breath nervously.
As soon as the commander gave the order: “Next!”
Ji Wenfeng grabbed the rings with both hands and swung forward quickly!
Shen Yu: Aa …! How can I keep up with you?
Ji Wenfeng played four rounds on the mountain before Shen Yu finished climbing a circle panting.
He came down from the hill and sat dejectedly on the bench.
Ji Wenfeng put away the smile on his face that showed off his 135-pound body, frowned, and sat next to him.
Shen Yu said sadly, “I can’t swing as fast as you.”
Ji Wenfeng opened a bottle of wine for him, “You are still young, just practice more.”
Shen Yu felt another twang twang twang.
Ji Wenfeng: “Don’t think I do it so easily, I practice boxing every day. My teacher is very strict with me. His requirement for us is – to kill an adult man with one punch.” He stretched out his right hand and showed his biceps.
Shen Yu swallowed his saliva: What kind of teacher is this!!! Fortunately, he didn’t have time to do anything to Brother Ji!!!
“It’s indeed a little thin.” Ji Wenfeng pinched his shoulder, “Xiao Shen, forgive me for being blunt, a man should look like a man. You can’t satisfy my sister-in-law in bed like this.”
Shen Yu: “…It mainly depends on the technique.”
Ji Wenfeng chuckled, lowered his head to touch the cigarette, and his sweaty hair fell in front of his eyes, which he brushed up. He then crossed his legs, lit a cigarette elegantly, squinted his eyes and looked at the pirate ship in the distance: “I don’t like those complicated things. A man should be reckless and tough. Just charge and it’s done.” He didn’t know anything else after all.
Shen Yu looked at Ji Wenfeng, who was pointing out the situation and making great efforts, and a trace of longing flashed in his eyes: …The old man from a wealthy family is really amazing.
A man should be reckless and tough! How confident he is to say this!
He could imagine how Ji Wenfeng must be in bed, just like a tyrant who was in control of the situation and had the final say!
Damn, if I hadn’t remembered that I was a perverted top, I would have had the urge to commit myself to him.
Shen Yu looked at Ji Wenfeng with eyes full of admiration: “Brother Ji, I want to learn boxing!”
“Okay.” Ji Wenfeng pushed Dent to him, “You are motivated, very good – what should we do next.”
Shen Yu’s mind moved, and he admitted: “Brother Ji, I may not be able to satisfy your desire to visit Disney.”
Compared to the rich old man, he was just a younger brother. Brother Ji must be annoyed when he sees him, right?
“What are you talking about?” Ji Wenfeng curled his red lips while pursing the cigarette, glanced at him sideways, and put her hand on his shoulder, “I’m very happy to have you accompany me.”
Shen Yu couldn’t believe it: “Is… is that so?”
Ji Wenfeng pinched the cigarette between his lips with his slender fingers and said deeply: “Your sister-in-law dares not play anything. I came with him, and I can only watch him change into a princess dress, and then go back to the hotel and make love with him until he can’t get out of bed…”
Shen Yu: Rich old men are reckless and tough! Disney’s “Vs. Little Wife” is so much better than my “Date A Live” that I don’t know how to say it. I’m so sorry!!!!
At this moment, Ji Wenfeng’s cell phone rang. He took a quick look, stood up, put out the cigarette he had just smoked a few puffs of, and threw it into the trash can.
Shen Yu could feel that the muscles of the wealthy old man in front of him were tense: “What’s wrong?”
Ji Wenfeng took out a bottle of men’s perfume, sprayed half of it on himself, and said coldly: “Your sister-in-law is here.”
He used to be a king.
But now, his wife was here.
Ji Wenfeng absentmindedly stood there with Shen Yu waiting for Lu Rong.
Ji Wenfeng: Why haven’t you come over yet?
Lu Rong: Right away
Ji Wenfeng shook his phone helplessly: “It takes a long time to go out.”
Shen Yu: “That’s normal. You have to dress up.”
Ji Wenfeng: “It’s so annoying to be so coquettish.”
Shen Yu: “She must be dressing up for you to see.”
Ji Wenfeng couldn’t help but curl his lips, but quickly suppressed them and urged on WeChat: Where are you right now?
Lu Rong: Almost there.
Ji Wenfeng: It’s almost time, it’s already been half an hour.
Ji Wenfeng: If you keep doing this, I will come to pick you up.
Lu Rong ignored him. Ji Wenfeng put his phone in his pocket and coughed lightly: “No matter how he dresses up, it’s still the same.”
As a playboy, Shen Yu had seen too many head-changing techniques in East Asia: “It’s different, really different, like two different people.”
Ji Wenfeng pretended to be disgusted: “We are an old couple, I have seen everything, don’t I know what he looks like?”
Shen Yu was curious: “My sister-in-law must be a great beauty.”
Ji Wenfeng said modestly: “Just so-so.”
The phone in his hand suddenly rang.
A message appeared on the display: I’m right behind you.
Ji Wenfeng turned around, and Shen Yu also turned around with him.
Then a crystal slipper came into view.
Lu Rong, dressed as Cinderella, stood still with an opened feather fan, covering most of his face, leaving only a pair of eyes exposed. His eyes turned and swept towards Ji Wenfeng with a noble and cold look, as the teardrop mole at the corner of his eyes flickered slightly.
Shen Yu: Damn! Is this normal?! The little wife of a wealthy old man! Clearly so charming!
Shen Yu looked at his brother Ji in awe, only to find that his brother Ji had a garbled look on his face, and it was as if he could see the debuff of -1, -1, -1, -1 IQ above his head.
Shen Yu: …
Was this the legendary…when a woman appears, a man dies!
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