Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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Even if he used up all his imagination in this life, Bi’an could not imagine that the boyfriend Jiang Lan mentioned would be Ying Long, the dog coin troublemaker!!!
This Dogecoin was old and ugly, and as stingy as Zhou Paopi[1] and Grandet[2]. He was strict with others and lenient with himself. There was no one more hypocritical than him in the world.
He was so old, maybe he was bald and had a bald tail with fallen scales when he turned into his original form. And he had heard that he was still a virgin after thousands of years. If any monster tried to have sex with him, he would be beaten up. Maybe he had some sexual dysfunction such as impotence, premature ejaculation or something, and he would be so angry and beat people up because they hit his sore spot!
Such an old Dogecoin that was useless and full of flaws!
Lao Wu! What on earth do you like about him???!!!
There was absolutely no reason to like it!
Bi’an racked his brains but couldn’t figure out why his smart, sensible, cute and capable brother had such poor eyesight when looking for a boyfriend?!
Bi’an was so furious in the car for a long time that he even broke the steering wheel.
Waves of anger were rising up, clamoring for him to kill Ying Long first, but his remaining rationality allowed him to remain calm.
He had to confirm with Jiang Lan first.
What if his brother was just two-timing and having a casual affair with that old guy?
Thinking of this, his anger dissipated a little. Although playing with dog coins like Ying Long would lower the taste, it was still better than having a serious relationship.
He took a few deep breaths, suppressed his overwhelming anger, adjusted his expression in front of the rearview mirror, and then pushed open the car door and got out.
After getting off the car, he made a phone call to have the damaged car towed away. Bi’an then took another deep breath and walked heavily into the community.
Just a few minutes after Jiang Lan arrived home, the doorbell rang.
Who would come to the house at this time?
His first reaction was that Ying Qiao had come to see him for something, so he ran to open the door in his slippers, and before he saw anyone he spoke: “Why are you here? Didn’t you say you were going back–“
You were going back?…
The unfinished words were stuck in Jiang Lan’s throat after he saw clearly who was at the door.
“Fourth Brother?” Jiang Lan could hardly speak clearly, and his voice unconsciously rose a few degrees: “Didn’t you say you would come tomorrow?”
Bi’an was burning with anger, thinking, if I hadn’t attacked suddenly, how would I have known that you were involved with that old dog coin Ying Long?!!!
“I wanted to give you a surprise.” He forced a smile and said kindly.
Jiang Lan didn’t notice his abnormality and thought to himself that it was a good thing that Ying Qiao had just left! Otherwise, he would have definitely run into his fourth brother.
He didn’t believe that Fourth Brother was going to give him a surprise. It was obvious that he just wanted to “catch the adulterer”.
Fortunately, he was smart and didn’t even let Ying Qiao come upstairs!
“Oh,” Jiang Lan turned aside to let him in. Seeing that he had nothing in his hands, he couldn’t help but wonder, “Didn’t you bring a suitcase?”
You’re coming here to stay for at least two or three days, and you don’t even bring a suitcase?
After he asked this, Bi’an realized that he was so angry that he even forgot to take the suitcase from the trunk.
He smiled and said, “The car broke down on the way, so it was towed away for repairs. I forgot to take the suitcase from the trunk.”
“It’s okay, I’ll make a phone call and have someone send it over.”
After saying that, he took a deep breath and went to the balcony to make a phone call.
Jiang Lan: ???
Why do I feel like there’s something wrong with Fourth Brother?
He poked Suan Ni stealthily and asked quietly, “Do you feel that there is something wrong with Fourth Brother?”
Suan Ni swung his tail, frowned and thought for a while, then said solemnly: “It’s a bit wrong. He didn’t bully me when he came in.”
He clapped his paws and said in surprise, “Is he finally ready to be a good and responsible brother?”
If that was the case, he could be magnanimous and let bygones be bygones.
Reluctantly accept his kindness!
Jiang Lan: …
He shook his head, thinking that it was a mistake to ask Suan Ni.
Bi’an then finished his call and walked into the living room. He stared at Jiang Lan for a few seconds, sat down on the sofa, and patted the seat next to him: “Sit down.”
“???”
Jiang Lan looked confused but could only sit down next to him. After which he asked cautiously, “What’s wrong?”
Bi’an’s expression was very casual, as if he was just chatting casually: “Tell me about your boyfriend?”
Jiang Lan immediately became alert: “Why are you asking this? Didn’t I tell you before?”
Bi’an said earnestly: “This is your first time falling in love, so my brother and I will definitely check everything for you. If you don’t want us to look for him, then we won’t look for him. But we have to understand the basic situation. What if you meet the wrong person, and the other person is a liar and a scumbag?”
He deliberately emphasized the words “liar and scumbag”.
To say that Ying Long was a liar and a scumbag was an understatement. If possible, Bi’an just wanted to rush over and fight him.
Let him die!!
Although Jiang Lan didn’t think Ying Qiao was a “liar and scumbag” at all, he could understand his fourth brother’s feelings after thinking about it from his perspective. If Suan Ni, Jiao Tu or Jiang Chi fell in love in the future but didn’t let him meet his lover, he would definitely be worried.
His defense collapsed and he told Bi’an a general idea of Ying Qiao’s situation.
Bi’an extracted several key words from it: ordinary snake tribe, working in a private enterprise, low salary, average economic conditions, but handsome and good personality.
There was no label that could be associated with Ying Long. It turned out that he was playing two boats. Ying Long was probably just someone he was playing with for fun.
If it were someone else, Bi’an would definitely educate his brother well to not be a scumbag, but Ying Long was not worthy!
His expression softened a little, and he asked politely, “What about the other one?”
“What other one?” Jiang Lan was puzzled.
A bad feeling gradually emerged in Bi’an’s heart: “How many boyfriends do you have?”
Jiang Lan: ???
He looked at Bi’an in shock, with an expression of disbelief: “How many boyfriends can you have?”
Bi’an: …
The ominous premonition came true.
“What’s your boyfriend’s name?”
Jiang Lan looked hesitant and didn’t really want to say anything.
“Do you promise that after I tell you, you won’t investigate him privately?”
“I promise.” Bi’an smiled.
If it is really the dogecoin Ying Long, I won’t investigate him, I just want to kill him:)
“His name is Ying Qiao.” Jiang Lan didn’t dare to say that he met Ying Qiao because of the blind date for a 20,000 yuan bonus. He could only vaguely say that they met by chance, then became friends and fell in love over time!
Bi’an’s smile froze on his face.
It was as if ten thousand alpacas were roaring in his heart at the same time. His fingers trembled slightly. He just managed to resist the urge to stand up and go fight Ying Long and continued to ask questions.
“You like him?”
“Of course I like him.” Jiang Lan had always been honest about his feelings. When he talked about his love, his eyebrows were curved and his eyes were filled with smiles.
Bi’an was so disappointed that he wanted to ask his brother fiercely in his heart: What is so good about this Dogecoin that you like it?!
He is playing with your feelings!! He is a liar!!
But Jiang Lan’s eyes were so bright that Bi’an was even reluctant to directly expose Ying Long’s lies, otherwise how sad would his brother be?
He took a deep breath, clenched his fists, and hid his fingers that were shaking with anger. “What progress have you made uptil now?”
“…”
Jiang Lan looked at him in surprise. Why did he ask even this?
Bi’an was very eager: “Did you mate?”
“No.” Jiang Lan shook his head honestly, and was a little confused about what his fourth brother was thinking: “How can we mate if we are of different races? And he thought I was from the lion tribe. I didn’t even dare to let him see my true form.”
Having said this, he looked slightly depressed, with his brows furrowed.
When will the showdown come?!
Bi’an breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that at least he hadn’t been tricked into bed or taken advantage of.
He nodded and ended the topic abruptly: “I see. I’m a little tired from catching the plane, so I’m going to take a rest first.”
Then Jiang Lan watched him in confusion as he staggered to the master bedroom to sleep without even changing into his pajamas.
Are you so tired after catching a flight?
He always felt that his fourth brother was a little weird today, but he couldn’t guess the reason, so he simply hid in the bedroom with his mobile phone and secretly sent a WeChat message to Ying Qiao to inform him.
At around ten o’clock, Bi’an’s suitcase was delivered to the door.
Jiang Lan opened the door, took the suitcase, and called Bi’an to get up, wash up, change clothes, and go to bed.
Bi’an suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes clear: “I’m going to take a shower.” And calm down by the way.
How could he possibly sleep at a time like this? But if he didn’t close his eyes and rest in the bedroom, he was really afraid that he would not be able to help but tell Jiang Lan the truth, or he would rush over and skin Ying Long right now.
But that definitely won’t work.
Although Ying Long was a dog coin, Jiang Lan, who was kept in the dark, really liked this dog coin. This was his brother’s first love. How important was the first love?!
What if he rashly exposed the truth and Jiang Lan was devastated, leaving him with psychological trauma, which affected his future ability to find a partner?
This was absolutely not okay, this Dogecoin was not worth it!
He had to find a way to separate the two of them. It would be best if Ying Long died and left a suicide note telling Jiang Lan to live a good life and find someone who loved him again.
As long as Ying Long, the evil, was gone, Jiang Lan would be sad for a while. But with the power of the Dragon Palace, what kind of handsome young man couldn’t be found? When the time came, find a few more handsome and gentle male and female demons to coax him, eat, drink and play with him, and it will be guaranteed that Jiang Lan will be able to forget his ex in no time.
The more Bi’an thought about it, the more he felt that this method was feasible, so he went to bed early after taking a shower.
He had to conserve his strength. When Jiang Lan went to work tomorrow, he would go to Ying Long’s Company to look for someone. It would be best if he could kill Ying Long by surprise. If he couldn’t kill him… he would then look for reinforcements. There would always be a way to kill him.
Bi’an thought with a ferocious expression.
Ying Long must die.
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[1] A character in the “The Cock Crows at Midnight”. In the story, there was a landlord named Zhou Paopi. The farmhands he hired were about to finish their work, but he was unwilling to pay them wages. So he hid in the chicken coop in the middle of the night and imitated the crowing of roosters, forcing the farmhands to get up early and work. He planned that the farmhands would not be able to bear the tossing and turning and would leave early on payday. However, his act of imitating the crowing of a rooster in the middle of the night was soon discovered, and he was the one who was plotted against by the farmhands.
[2] Eugenie Grandet is the protagonist of the novel Eugénie Grandet by French author Honoré de Balzac who was known for his miserly habits.