Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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“Okay, how to add?”
“That’s it.” The frog taught Xu Maomao step by step as to how to enter the chat interface, and then how to scan each other with their respective tokens. After a ding, Xu Maomao happily found that there was an extra name in the bell interface, and the name of Lu Bao shone in the list.
There were many names in the list of Lu Bao, which was also related to the fact that it often travelled around. He had friends all over the world, so he could be said to be too rich!
After adding friends, Lu Bao said excitedly: “Cat, let’s take a photo together! By the way, there’s that human, can you tell him that I want to take a photo with him? I’ve never taken a photo with a human before.!”
Xu Maomao: “…”
This frog seemed to be easy to cook on its own. It was obvious that he was afraid that Shen Yu would roast it and eat it just now.
Lu Bao raised his small camera with the selfie stick and took a dozen photos in the car. Shen Yu didn’t have time to take a photo with it while driving, so he secretly took a photo of the handsome shit shoveling officer. Since it was his first time riding a human vehicle, Lu Bao naturally saw everything as new. He patted here and there in novel ways while sitting on the driver’s seat. Even the cat-shaped pendant on the car was treated like a nine-square puzzle piece. Xu Maomao even more had become its most important model prop that frequently appeared on the scene.
Shen Yu listened to the two small animals croaking and meowing all the way, and finally slowly passed the highway pass that could make people vomit blood. Unexpectedly, not long after he started driving, the rain became lighter, and the dark clouds overhead also disappeared inexplicably, and a dazzling rainbow hung in the sky.
When the frog saw the rainbow, his eyes sparkled: “Quick.”
When he came across a rest stop a hundred kilometers away from City B, Shen Yu decided to get off the car to get it repaired. Seeing that Xu Maomao’s hair was a little wet, he borrowed a hair dryer from the staff at the station and gently and carefully blew Xu Maomao’s hair. Those people said with envy: “Your cat is so good, my Mike, not to mention squatting properly, just seeing me holding a hair dryer can scare him away.”
Cats were naturally afraid of water and bathing them had always been the biggest headache for cat owners, so later pet toy manufacturers also invented a narrow cage. The cat masters were specially locked inside so that they couldn’t move, then they could bathe or blow their hair in one go. However, there were still soft-hearted cat owners who were reluctant to treat their masters like this.
But Shen Yu didn’t have this kind of trouble. He glanced at Xu Maomao and said proudly: “Not only is he not afraid, he probably also enjoys me bathing him.”
The look in his eyes was meaningful, and the theoretical veteran who had driven many cars said this. The driver Xu Maomao immediately understood what he meant. Rounding it off, maybe it was an invitation for a mandarin duck bath in the future?
Ahem, Shen Yu, can you say what you need to say first and then take advantage?
Shen Yu also wanted to give Lu Bao a blow, which scared Lu Bao so much that he screamed. Them frogs were amphibians, and their skin could breathe underwater and must be kept moist at all times.
The staff looked at this big emerald green frog and was very curious. In their usual perception, frogs were ugly, but the color of the emerald frog was like the emerald cabbage. Not to mention being very attractive, it was so big that you could definitely roast one (as if there was nothing wrong)… Of course, some people doubted whether a frog with such a bright color was a poisonous frog, and so no one dared to approach it.
Shen Yu opened another can for Xu Maomao and bought many snacks for the frog to choose from. He also apologized: “I’m sorry I can’t catch mosquitoes for you.”
Lu Bao: “…” In fact, it was an omnivorous monster and could eat anything.
But he loved the garlic pie. After cherishing the gifts from the human, Lu Bao respectfully shouted to Shen Yu: “Croak!”
Shen Yu: “?”
Xu Maomao: “Well, it said it wanted to thank you, please give it your hand.”
Shen Yu reached out his hand to Lu Bao without knowing the truth. Lu Bao opened his mouth, stuck out his tongue and touched the palm of his hand lightly and quickly with the copper coin on the tip of his tongue: “Guagua guagua.”
Human being, in fact, your next business was going to suffer a loss, but I have applied to Golden Toad for blessing, and Golden Toad will bless you with a lot of money in the year.
Xu Maomao dutifully translated this passage to Shen Yu. Shen Yu stared at the small lump of viscous liquid on his palm with a complex expression, which slowly turned into a green light, circled around his tiger’s mouth and disappeared.
His next business was to open a pet hospital with Qiao Lingfeng. The two of them had been preparing for this plan for two years. Could it be that now was not a good time?
Shen Yu frowned and slowly fell into deep thought. He never took his work lightly.
After staying at the rest stop for more than half an hour, Lu Bao finally got his wish and took a photo with Shen Yu. Then when he returned to the car, he gave Xu Maomao a big hug.
“Hey, I won’t go with you.”
“Why? We’re still more than a hundred kilometers away from City B.”
Lu Bao said: “I want to take more photos for Brother Yu to take back. There is a highland nearby. The tall and long stone wall is said to be very famous, but I haven’t seen it yet.”
Xu Maomao blurted out: “The eighth wonder of the world?”
“Yes!”
“Then you have to be careful, remember to replenish water from time to time. The wilderness is relatively dry there…”
Shen Yu didn’t say anything when he heard that Lu Bao refused to go with them. After all, it was just a brief encounter, and he didn’t like frog pets, so he didn’t try to keep him. But when Xu Maomao mentioned that Big Frog’s glass bowl was smashed by a car, he had an idea and walked back to the mall to pick through the shelves, and finally bought an Ukiyo-e style lacquer bowl[1].
This bowl was lightweight, high-quality, beautiful, could protect you from wind and rain, and could also serve as a parasol.
When Shen Yu handed the bowl to Lu Bao, Lu Bao was very moved: “Hey, coming out here is really informative. It turns out that humans not only want to eat us, but there are also good people like you who can help frogs enjoy themselves.”
He thought about how his Brother Fish had told it, “You are so warm and lovely, and you deserve to be treated tenderly by the whole world.” It thought Brother Fish’s filter was too thick!
Lu Bao carried this lightweight and high-end lacquer bowl, waved his green and white front paws at them, and promised: “I will also send you postcards! Mr. Cat, remember to come to the lotus pond to see me often when you have time!”
Xu Maomao also raised his paw and waved it like a lucky cat. After all, Lu Bao’s clan was the master of wealth. This action could be said to be very appropriate!
Xu Maomao was really tempted by its suggestion and wanted to see the fish brother – of course he was going there to make friends and learn more, and definitely not to eat it = =
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