Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
Advance chapters available for patrons on Patreon. And a chapter can be sponsored by buying me a ko-fi.
“You, what did you say?” Mother Yan couldn’t believe it, “Why are you such a big kid still making such a joke?”
She said as she bent down to pick up the spatula.
Father Yan also nodded in confusion, “Qingchi, you can eat randomly, but you can’t talk nonsense.”
“I didn’t talk nonsense.” Yan Qingchi knew this would happen, “This is true, I was just diagnosed yesterday. If you don’t believe it, I’ll get the test report for you.”
After he finished speaking, he was about to leave, but was stopped by Mother Yan.
Mother Yan looked at him, wiping her hands on her apron unnaturally, “Are you telling the truth?”
Yan Qingchi nodded.
“Really?” She still couldn’t believe it.
Yan Qingchi was helpless, “It’s weird, isn’t it? I think it’s weird too, but it’s absolutely true.”
“Why?” Mother Yan was a little confused, “Why are you, a boy, pregnant?” She was surprised. Thinking about it, she even boldly asked, “Could it be that when I was pregnant with you, I was pregnant with twins, and then you fought in my belly, and then you won and digested some of your sister’s organs?”
Yan Qingchi was simply shocked by his mother’s rich imagination. With such a terrifying story, his mother must have watched “The Secret of the World” again recently, otherwise how could she even say that he had digested his sister’s organs.
Moreover, “Mom,” Yan Qingchi looked at her, “don’t you know whether you were pregnant with one child or two? How could I digest such a non-existent twin sister?”
Mother Yan thought about it, too. Ah, she was indeed only pregnant with Yan Qingchi at that time.
“Then what’s going on?” She was a little worried, “How could you be pregnant when you are a boy? Is the diagnosis wrong? Is there something special in your belly?” After she finished speaking, she made three quick noises.
Father Yan also said: “Are you talking like a good mother? If you say that there is something special in the child’s belly, it might as well be a child. The child will still call me grandpa.”
“I spoke too quickly. I made a mistake.” Mother Yan blamed herself. She looked at Yan Qingchi, “Xiao Chi, have you felt like vomiting or feeling tired recently? Do you like sour or spicy food recently? Have your food tastes changed?”
“There are some changes. I can eat hot or sour food, but I can’t eat anything with a strong fishy smell. It makes me nauseous, but I haven’t vomited much.”
“It seems like he is really pregnant.” Mother Yan murmured, “Does Mochen know?”
“He knows.”
“What did he say?”
“He said he would listen to me. If I want it, I can give birth to it. If I don’t want it, I don’t need to. Anyway, we have Qi Qi. But I think he really wants it, but is afraid of putting pressure on me, so he hasn’t shown it yet in order to let me decide on my own.”
“That’s good, I was afraid that Mochen would think this was strange and there would be a gap between you.”
“He,” Yan Qingchi glanced out of the kitchen. Their kitchen was not completely open, so of course he couldn’t see Jiang Mochen. Yan Qingchi turned back to look at his mother, “He accepted it much faster than me. He has been thinking about changing our house for the past two days. If I didn’t disagree, we would have moved after this year.”
“So, are you planning to have this child?”
Yan Qingchi sighed, “Yes, father and son are both destined. As a man, I can still get pregnant with him. This kind of fate is probably only mine.”
After hearing this, Mother Yan nodded, “Yes, after all, it is just a little life. It doesn’t matter if you have a child, you two can have a blood connection, and you are both busy. If you have a child, he can also play with Qi Qi at home. With two children, he won’t be so lonely.”
Yan Qingchi said “Yeah” as a sign of agreement.
“You have to pay attention to balancing the relationship between Qi Qi and him. Don’t let Qi Qi feel that he is not your biological child. If you like his younger brother and sister more, that would be bad.” Mother Yan taught.
Yan Qingchi nodded, “I know, I will pay attention.”
“Alas, alas.” Mother Yan turned around and took water to rinse the spatula in her hand, “Alas, why can boys get pregnant now? Xiao Chi, you are a boy, right?”
Yan Qingchi: …
Father Yan: “…After raising them for so many years, if you have given birth to a son, a daughter, or two daughters, don’t you know?”
“I just can’t figure it out now.” Mother Yan washed the spatula clean and wiped it, “Can boys get pregnant now? Xiao Chi, don’t tell anyone else about this. You just let us know quietly and don’t make it public.”
After she finished speaking, she looked at Father Yan, “Don’t say it at home. Don’t let Xiao Xi know. Xiao Xi might tell others.”
“I know.” Father Yan said and walked to the chopping board, “Well, since he’s pregnant and Xiao Chi likes to eat hot and sour food, let’s make pickled fish. I was originally thinking of braising it, but I won’t do it now.”
“Dad, you’d better cook it,” Yan Qingchi said sincerely, “To be honest, I’ve been smelling this smell for at least a week.”
Father Yan: “…Then I’ll make it sweet and sour for you? Squirrel fish is okay?”
Yan Qingchi thought for a while, “That’s okay too.”
“Okay, I’ll make some cold dishes for you.”
Yan Qingchi looked at him as he started to pat the cucumbers. He wanted to go over and help, but before he could go over, he was stopped by Mother Yan, “You, what are you doing wanting to cook now? You can go out and sit down, or you can lie down. Don’t bother.”
“It’s just cooking.” Yan Qingchi said helplessly, “I’m only two months along, so there’s nothing wrong with me.”
“It’s the first three months that you should be most afraid of something happening. Bah, bah, bah. Anyway, go out and have a good rest. I’ll call you for dinner later.”
Yan Qingchi was simply surprised, “Am I sick? An ordinary girl who is pregnant still has go to work and cook.”
“Can you do the same?” Mother Yan looked at him, “It’s normal for girls to get pregnant. Can you tell me about another boy who is pregnant? Don’t you have to be careful.”
Yan Qingchi: “…”
“Listen to your mother, get out quickly. What’s there to do in this kitchen? Go and sign the autographs for Xiao Xi. Didn’t Xiao Xi ask you to sign?”
Yan Qingchi looked at his parents. After seeing them sing in harmony, he could only turn around helplessly and leave the kitchen.
“Okay, I’ll go sign autographs.”
“Sign a few less, don’t be too tired.”
Yan Qingchi: …I’m probably a useless person now…
When Yan Qingchi left, while washing and chopping the vegetables, Mother Yan sighed, “Is he really pregnant? Isn’t today April Fool’s Day? Don’t they all celebrate that deceptive holiday when they are young?”
“Doesn’t he have a test report? Well, you can take a look after dinner later.”
“The test report can also be fake.”
“So?” Father Yan asked her while patting the cucumbers, “Why would Xiao Chi lie to you?”
“Well, the main thing is that this is really weird. I watch TV every day and I have never seen a man being pregnant. Do you think that if this is true, will the Jiang family think Xiao Chi is weird?”
Father Yan’s hand mixing the cucumbers paused, “Maybe. I think the Jiang family’s parents are both well-educated and reasonable people. They are quite reasonable and are good to our family’s Xiao Chi.”
“That’s true.” Mother Yan nodded, “And Xiao Chi also said that Mochen really wants it, so it should be okay.”
“I’ll ask Xiao Chi later where they will spend the New Year tomorrow. If they go back to Jiang’s house, they will probably tell Mochen’s parents and see the Jiang family’s reaction, right? Well, do you think we should call them first to warn them, so as not to scare them?”
“How to warn them?” Mother Yan looked at him, “Tell their family, dear in-laws, let me tell you, we are going to have a grandson?” Mother Yan shook her head, “Well, Mochen has to say it. We are outsiders after all, and Mochen’s opinion is more important than ours.”
“Then I hope, after Mochen finishes speaking, it goes smoothly, so that both children can have a good New Year.”
“Yes.” Mother Yan nodded.
Weird? Surprised? The parents of the Yan family felt both strange and surprised, but after all, it was their own child. Although they were surprised and shocked, they just hoped that their son’s life could be safe and smooth. As for the fears caused by him being unconventional, those could be suppressed at the bottom of their heart, and there was no need or ability to show them, unnecessarily causing Yan Qingchi to be troubled by them.
In the final analysis, it was just out of love.
At 6:30 in the afternoon, the meal officially started. Father and Mother Yan laid out a table full of delicious-looking dishes, which whet their appetite.
Yan Qingchi gave Qi Qi some fish meat. Because he bought the fish without bones, he wasn’t worried that it would get stuck in his throat.
As soon as he took back his chopsticks, he saw Jiang Mochen holding several chopsticks of food for him, “It’s a little far away from you, so don’t stand up. Tell me what you want to eat and I will help you pick it up.”
As soon as Jiang Mochen finished speaking, Father Yan immediately moved a few dishes specially prepared for Yan Qingchi near him with quick eyes and hands and gave him a few chopsticks. “Xiao Chi, eat this, dad specially cooked it for you.”
After hearing this, Mother Yan looked at her husband glance at her and said, “What’s the nutritional value of giving this to him?”
She said, picking up a large piece of fish and putting it in Yan Qingchi’s bowl. “Eat some fish, it contains protein.”
Yan Qingchi looked at her. The bowl in front of him was already full, and he was speechless and choked.
Yan Qingxi looked at them, a little curious, “What’s wrong with my brother? His wrist is damaged? Why are you all picking up food for him? He’s not Qi Qi.”
Qi Qi heard someone calling him, so he looked up at Yan Qingxi with a confused look on his face.
Mother Yan gave Qi Qi a piece of meat and glanced at Yan Qingxi, “You are the only one who talks a lot. It’s you who made your brother sign so many autographs. If your brother’s wrist is injured, it must be your fault.”
Yan Qingxi was simply shocked, “What the hell? I just asked my brother to sign twenty autographs. How could his wrist be damaged? He used to give signed photos to fans as a welfare, and it was still hundreds of them.”
Yan Qingxi said angrily, “The world is hot and cold, and human relationships are also cold and warm. In just one meal, our family has showed its plastic family relationship. I am really miserable.”
Yan Qingchi thought his sister was quite cute, so he gave her some food, “Here, I’ll give you some warmth and care.”
Because of Yan Qingchi’s pregnancy, after dinner, Mother Yan pulled him into the room again, and while looking at the test report he gave her, she said, “You should be careful in the first three months. You should not do heavy work, be too tired, or worry too much. You should also avoid eating certain foods. I will make a list for you, and you should not eat any of those things.”
Guys, ads are my only source of revenue, so please do not turn on the AdBlock when you are accessing this website…. Thank you, this would be a great help…
You can buy me a ko-fi and sponsor a chapter on: https://ko-fi.com/midnightrambles
Or become a Patron on: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=45665005
If you support me, I would be able to provide more chapters….
Previous • Table of Contents • Next