HWBGC Ch. 24: Drunk

Translator: Dj2203

Editor: Dj2203

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He had to say that in playing the gangster Luo Ma was quite professional, maybe because she was acting in her true colors.

Three days ago, the four of them were trying to find a buyer for the victim Adan. At that time, they happened to run into Eleph who was out smoking noodles.

Eleph recognized Adan at a glance. As for how Yan Leyang and the others came to cooperate with Eleph, the main reason was that there was indeed a person like Eleph in the original text, and even their gang was described.

This guy was from one of the gangs that the protagonist would meet, and he was also a friend of the future protagonist.

The original text described Eleph as a resolute man, with deep and handsome eyebrows, and a ruffian smile. He was a guy who exuded a playboy temperament in his bones, and when he was not smiling, he seemed as cold as an unsheathed steel knife.

According to the original description, Eleph should be an unpredictable gang leader. He had his own principles. He never got involved in drugs and would not attack minors. He was a real man.

He valued friendship very seriously and would never betray someone who had helped him. This was his bottom line.

In the original book, this man always wore a black suit, but when Yan Leyang and the others met Eleph, Eleph’s outfit was a disaster.

Big red flower boxer print trousers, cleat slippers, and a T-shirt with the words “Good Luck Supermarket” written in red. It was said that this shirt was given to him during an event in the supermarket. At that time, he was accompanied by a group of homeless people, old men and old ladies who queued for two hours.

The reason why Eleph had a good attitude towards Yan Leyang and others was simple. He recognized this group of people.

The reason for the recognition was also very crude. When Yan Leyang and the others were discussing the sale, Dai Zu couldn’t hold back and called out Yan Leyang’s original name.

According to Eleph, he had watched Yan Leyang’s channel. Not only had he watched it, he basically took a look at it whenever he had time and he admired Yan Leyang’s violent aesthetics.

Then Eleph, who was wearing big underpants and splint slippers, came up to ask for an autograph and was almost killed by the four of them in secret.

Later, Eleph bought Adan from Yan Leyang and the others. After talking to him, Yan Leyang finally confirmed his identity.

The shouts and screams like waves irritated people’s eardrums. Lang Shiyi approached Yan Leyang and asked: “Are you sure that Eleph’s setting is a thug in a suit?”

“Uh.” Yan Leyang choked for a moment and said truthfully: “Not sure.”

You must know that in the original text, Eleph basically never took off his suit. Yan Leyang clearly remembered a plot where Eleph and the protagonist Gong were attacked together. Eleph finally took off his suit jacket and rolled up his sleeves to directly attack the other party. That chapter was very exciting to read.

Readers had nicknamed Eleph “the formal gangster.”

But obviously, this was just the side shown in the article. Anyway, when Yan Leyang and the others met Eleph, he was just a street kid.

Just like in the original text, Luo Ma should have fallen in love with Lang Shiyi at first sight, and then become gentle. The two of them would then have worked together to leave the Dawn Prison and depended on each other on the Thunder Cloud Star. Although they were not together, Luo Ma was indeed interested in the protagonist.

Now it seemed that it was very likely that he was too greedy.

Yan Leyang looked at Luo Ma who was acting recklessly on the stage. She was wearing artificial mink. No matter how she danced, she looked like a large hair ball in a chrysalis. Seeing this, he silently covered his eyes: “The plot cannot be believed.”

Lang Shiyi did not comment, but when he picked up the wine glass and took a sip, the corners of his lips curled up slightly.

In the end, Adan was bought over by his boss Meng Sa. Since Eleph said that this was the result of Adan’s attack on his brother, Adan thought that Lang Shiyi was a distant relative of Eleph who came from other planets.

After suffering such a dumb loss, he didn’t mention doubting Lang Shiyi and the others for the time being.

Although Meng Sa suffered a loss, Eleph still felt quite refreshed. After sending Meng Sa and Adan away, he invited Yan Leyang and the others to soak in the hot springs.

Of course Yan Leyang and Dai Zu had no objection. Yan Leyang liked to take baths, but Dai Zu would feel uncomfortable if he didn’t soak in water. Recently, he needed to rely on moisturizing lotions and pills produced by aquariums to survive.

Luo Ma didn’t have any objections. She was a hippopotamus and she did like to soak in the water. But that was secondary. The most important thing was to soak in the water with so many high-quality goods. She was very excited.

However, Luo Ma made the wrong calculation, because Yan Leyang, Dai Zu, and even Lang Shiyi immediately turned into their animal forms after entering the water. They had no penises, they were all furry, and there were crocodiles.

Luo Ma:……

Her eyes fell on Eleph, and her eyes suddenly lit up: “What a guy! Mermaid!”

The big tiger also looked over.

Eleph generously revealed his half-animal form. Anyway, his private parts could be hidden without fear of people seeing him: “Miss, I am a killer whale. I am too big. If I turn into my animal form, we all won’t be able to squeeze in here.”

“Can all of you sea people turn into mermaids?” Luo Ma thought for a moment, “Yan Leyang, didn’t you tell a story about the little mermaid before?”

“The one where the Little Mermaid went to fight for her father to fight against humanity? I saw it.” Eleph continued, “It’s just that not all the half-animals in our aquatic tribe are like me.”

“There are also those whose turn into their animal form. My brother’s head turns into fish from the neck up, and then the fish has arms and legs.” It was quite weird, so people with Eleph’s beauty were actually rare.

Yan Leyang let out a cry, buried his head and nose into the hot spring and blew bubbles. Lang Shiyi on the side stared at Yan Leyang. Fortunately, his fur was black and his blushing was not visible at all.

Big cats were, in short, very cute.

Yan Leyang spit out bubbles for a while and then returned to his human form. Then he put on his swimming trunks at lightning speed, blocking the sight of the gangster: “Anyway, thank you for your help, Eleph.”

“No, I have something to ask for.” Eleph reached out and picked up a bottle of wine from the side, “Do you know about the underground fighting in Taixi City?”

Yan Leyang glanced at Lang Shiyi, and neither said he knew nor said he didn’t know: “I would like to hear the details.”

“There’s nothing strange about it. It’s just a life-or-death fight. There are two camps of modified people and non-transformed people. For the sake of viewing, only carnivorous creatures are allowed to participate.” Eleph frowned, “This time, the reward items for the modified people’s camp is an energy stone. It’s said to last more than thirty years? I don’t know about that.”

No, that was endless energy. Yan Leyang remained silent and waited for Eleph to continue.

“We aquatic creatures are restricted from participating.” Eleph sighed. To be honest, when it came to bugs, how could herbivores compare to their aquatic species?

“But the bet they made this time was the Heart of the Ocean.” Eleph looked at Yan Leyang, “That is the crown jewel of our killer whale family, stolen by those bastards.”

Really.

In the original text, Eleph was trying to steal the heart of the ocean, and then was suppressed by several other families on the grounds of breaking the rules.

This “Heart of the Ocean” was used to set up Eleph’s conspiracy, and they were not afraid that Eleph would not take advantage of it. And as long as Eleph broke the rules first, they would have a reason to take action against Eleph’s forces.

The main position of Eleph’s gang was no longer Thunder Cloud Star, they were the new force in Taixi City. Eleph said he was the second-in-command, but in fact he was the gang leader in Taixi City.

“A competition for un-modified people?” Yan Leyang asked.

Eleph nodded, “This competition is not as interesting for the Cyborgs, so the reward is just a gem.” This gem was a treasure to the killer whale family, but in the hands of ordinary people, it could at most be exchanged for some money.

And those guys won’t let the killer whale family buy this gem back. This was why Eleph was determined to be aboveboard.

“As long as the Heart of the Ocean can be brought back, I can give you whatever you want. You will always be a guest of our killer whale family. I can even give you some rights. No matter where you are in the future, as long as there is our gang there, you can manage everything.”

Eleph stared at Yan Leyang closely: “You don’t have to worry about being exposed. If there is a problem with your identity, I can place you on the planet of our killer whale family. The alliance would not dare to act rashly there.”

Yan Leyang looked at Eleph for a while, then extended his hand: “It’s a pleasure to cooperate.”

Eleph was a little stunned: “Don’t we need to sign a contract?” He reached out and held Yan Leyang’s hand.

“In fact, even if you sign the contract, there is nothing we can do if you want to break it.” Yan Leyang and the others were fugitives now. They did not have the strength to negotiate terms with Eleph for the time being. If they didn’t agree, they may have another enemy. If they agreed, they would sell a favor.

Now it seemed that Eleph’s character was different from the original work. It was also possible that Eleph himself was a slovenly person, but he had idol baggage in front of his friends. In short, if the difference in character was not too big, there was basically no problem.

“Hahahaha, okay!” Eleph handed Yan Leyang a bottle of wine, “Drink! Brother, I am determined to be your friend.”

“Come on, come on! Come and drink, all of you!” Eleph encouraged the others.

“Drink!!” Luo Ma was the first to respond, who knew what kind of crap she had in her mind.

After three rounds of drinking, everyone except Yan Leyang lay down, and Yan Leyang was also a little dizzy.

Yan Leyang stared at the big black dog and rubbed the dog’s head crazily, but Lang Shiyi didn’t react at all.

“What are they doing?” Luo Ma felt that his eyes were a little unfocused. Eleph glanced at him and said with a big tongue: “Yes, hugging him.”

“Oh.” Luo Ma suddenly realized.

“Don’t touch me.” Lang Shiyi returned to his human form and pushed Yan Leyang away. His alcohol decomposed very quickly, “You are drunk.”

“Are you drunk?” Yan Leyang smiled evilly, “No way, I can see clearly that you split into two, eh! Stop shaking! Tsk.”

Yan Leyang tilted his legs and leaned on Lang Shiyi’s body.

Good! Heavy! With so many kilograms of stuff thrown at him, Lang Shiyi wasn’t even ready for it.

Lang Shiyi hissed. After hissing, he looked at the group of stumbling guys, sighed, and looked up at the sky.

Was he just a character in a novel? And all this…

“Do you really want to scream?” Yan Leyang suddenly pretended to be dead, and then without waiting for Lang Shiyi’s response, he suddenly stretched his neck and said “Ouch” to the sky.

The sound carried far away, and immediately howled away Lang Shiyi’s melancholy.

“Hey, drink, brother!” Yan Leyang boldly hugged Lang Shiyi’s neck, “What are you doing here?! He’s standing at the stand!”

After drinking a bottle of wine, Yan Leyang lost his mind again.

“Protagonist hehehe.” Yan Leyang stretched out his hand to rub Lang Shiyi’s cheek, “He looks quite iconic.”

Lang Shiyi was so dizzy that he simply blurted out what he was thinking in his head: “Who am I?”

Yan Leyang stopped and looked at Lang Shiyi seriously: “I think you are considered a handsome guy. Your face now is not as handsome as before.”

Lang Shiyi was completely confused now: “You too, your face turns out to be pretty.”

The two looked at each other affectionately, but Yan Leyang was the first to succeed.

Yan Leyang: “Hey hey hey.”

Lang Shiyi: “Hey hey hey.”

Yan Leyang suddenly turned into a big tiger, which frightened Dai Zu who was turning his belly in the hot spring.

The big tiger stuck out his tongue and washed Lang Shiyi’s face.

Was it okay to keep soaking in the hot springs? Yan Leyang thought vaguely that there should be some difference between those aquatic creatures and semi-aquatic ones. He was a tiger… Didn’t his physique also increase? So it didn’t matter.

Just when Yan Leyang was struggling, Lang Shiyi beside him turned into a wolf shape, squinting his eyes and opening his mouth wide, as if he wanted to bite Yan Leyang’s nose, but Yan Leyang’s face plate was too big and he couldn’t bite it properly.

It was stuck.

Forget it, never mind. Yan Leyang and Lang Shiyi rested their heads on the edge of the hot spring.

Lang Shiyi’s mouth was still nibbling on Yan Leyang’s big face.

Until they stayed too long and were woken up by the staff.

Lang Shiyi suddenly opened his eyes.

Wait a moment! What did he just do?!


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