Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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Shen Yu gritted his teeth and glared at the door. He held Xu Maomao down unwillingly, as if he didn’t want to open the door.
Xu Maomao pushed the person on him restlessly: “I, I’ll go and open it.”
“Don’t go, pretend we’re not here.”
“How can we pretend?” Xu Maomao opened his eyes wide in surprise. That one was a fairy rabbit!
It had only been a few seconds, but when the rabbit saw no one responding, he knocked again impatiently: “Open the door, open the door, don’t think I don’t know you are home!”
“Dang-dang-dang, Maomao, Dang-dang, Mao-mao, Dang, Dang, Mao Mao.”
As a fashionable Jade Rabbit, he actually imitated the short jokes he just learned from TV outside the door.
Xu Maomao knew that the Jade Rabbit would definitely barge in if he waited any longer. Instead of the two of them being in a disheveled condition when he came in, it would be better to eliminate the possibility of him finding out that they were having an affair. Looking up to see that Shen Yu, who was pressing on him, was not moving at all, Xu Maomao could only shout back: “Here I come! Mr. Jade Rabbit! Wait a minute!”
Shen Yu’s face turned dark instantly. Did he really want to let the rabbit in?
Xu Maomao took advantage of his distraction and quickly pushed him away. He quickly buttoned up his buttons and stammered: “I’m going to open the door. Well, you, block it…”
Shen Yu’s size was too amazing, and he was beaten again. No matter how flirty you are, it’s very conspicuous.
After Maomao finished speaking, he crawled away from his arms, kindly threw him a pillow, and went to open the door for the Dead Rabbit with a look of spring on his face.
Shen Yu was almost furious, but a certain part was still there showing its presence. He could only suppress the urge to skin the rabbit raw and stew the rabbit meat in a dry pot, and sat on the sofa honestly, using the pillow given by Xu Maomao. The prop was placed between the legs to block it.
The rabbit outside the door jumped into the door. When he first saw Xu Maomao, he didn’t recognize him: “Who are you?”
Xu Maomao said embarrassedly: “I, that cat, Xu Maomao.”
“Maomao! Why did you transform?” Jade Rabbit couldn’t help but look him up and down, “So your human form looks like this~” Xu Maomao felt a little guilty when he saw it.
Shen Yu had been nibbling on his neck just now, and he also didn’t know if there were any traces left, so he gathered up his collar to hide it.
But his face was still flushed, and his lips were still swollen. The shrewd Jade Rabbit immediately understood what had just happened, and he laughed in a coquettish and obscene way. But before he could expose it, Xu Maomao struck preemptively. He shouted: “Speaking of Mr. Jade Rabbit, why is your face so dark?!”
The fair-skinned boy became an African for some reason, smiling with white teeth.
Jade rabbit’s attention was diverted, and he proudly showed off: “I took artificial sunbathing for two hours in the afternoon. I heard that tanning is popular in the world. How is it? Am I booming?” Booming was also a new word he learned, and he felt it was particularly appropriate and majestic!
“…” Why didn’t you just stay in the sun longer so that I could eat roasted rabbit with my boyfriend!
“Hehe, next time you ask Brother Shen to take you to sunbathe.” The Jade Rabbit floated in front of Shen Yu with a smile, ignoring his stinky expression, and said happily, “Happy New Year!”
The corner of Shen Yu’s mouth twitched: “Do you know what time it is?”
It’s past eleven now! Happy New Year wishes should come early in the morning, not now!
Jade Rabbit had no human sense of time. He didn’t feel anything was wrong with him at all, and he took out a round gray stone from his arms with a mysterious look on his face.
They didn’t know what the stone was made of, but the moment he took it out, the eyes of Shen Yu and Xu Maomao were involuntarily attracted to it. The surface of the stone was moist and smooth, and there were inconspicuous star points inside, which seemed to flow faintly as he moved.
Jade Rabbit held the stone in his hand, shook it, and explained: “New Year’s gift! Are you surprised or surprised?”
He handed the stone to Shen Yu, Shen Yu glanced at it but didn’t take it. He even had the nerve to ask: “What is it? Give it to me or Maomao?”
Shen Yu felt that he was already not very enthusiastic about this group of goblins, and after being interrupted, he was in a bad mood at the moment.
“This is for you. Sister E specially told me in my dream that she is very grateful to you for helping her in the human world.” Jade Rabbit had already thought of an excuse on the way and even made up the excuse, “This is the Guanghan Stone.”
Shen Yu then took the stone. As soon as his hand touched it, the stone trembled slightly, but Shen Yu still felt it. He lowered his head and took a closer look and found that the star points flowing inside seemed to be boiling, as if they were very excited, and the flow rate accelerated significantly.
“What’s going on? It can still move?” Shen Yu narrowed his eyes, very suspicious, “I remember when you took out the Guanghan Stone last time, the color was different from this one.”
Jie, this human being is not easy to fool.
How could Jade Rabbit know what this Kongtong Jade was, but Sister E told him that it must be handed over to this mortal. He couldn’t mess up such a simple task, so he laughed dryly and said: “Sister E’s Guanghan Stone… Of course the quality is better than mine! It is said that it can improve sleep and increase appetite…” Jade Rabbit paused, as if he felt that it was not convincing enough and combined with what he saw and heard on the hotel TV, he continued to add, “It can also let you lose weight and beautify your skin! You can keep your beauty!”
Xu Maomao was amused by his inconsistent words and joined in the fun to accept the boast from the dead rabbit, “Why don’t you say, It can make you inherently beautiful’.”
The Jade Rabbit stood up happily and raised his ears: “You deserve it!”
Literally raised his ears, because he was overly excited, and a pair of long, slightly tanned ears poked out of his furry head.
Shen Yu: “…”
It sounded unreliable.
He glanced at the stone with disgust and didn’t really want to accept it, but Jade Rabbit repeatedly emphasized that this was Sister Chang’e’s kindness.
“Okay, just think that I just recited too many advertisements, but it can definitely exorcise evil spirits. If you put it under your pillow when you sleep, the nightmares will be sucked away.” Jade Rabbit said sincerely – although in fact this sentence was also talking nonsense.
Shen Yu finally accepted it and said that he would visit Chang’e and Hou Yi if he had the opportunity, and the money would be sent over as soon as possible.
Satisfied, Mr. Jade Rabbit folded his tanned ears and was about to leave. But suddenly he remembered something and looked at Xu Maomao’s hand. At the same time, he put his paws on his back and took the opportunity to cast a spell. Logically, one could see red threads in the human form, but he was surprised to see a strange thread wrapped around Xu Maomao’s little finger. The thread was dark gold and went straight to the sky!
Hey, what did this mean?! Why were there dark golden lines? Could it be because Xu Maomao’s soul possessed the cat’s body? How fat was it that it went straight to the sky? Did this mean he had a destiny?
Jade Rabbit was confused, and secretly cast the spell again, but the result was the same. Xu Maomao’s red thread was a gold thread, and strangely stretched straight to the sky.
Was it because his ability to predict marriage was so poor that he couldn’t see through it? After all, he was not a fairy from Yue Lao Temple, so it was understandable that his expertise in the red line was not good enough. Brother Yue Lao also said that some human races would have red lines mutate due to the interference of merit or evil. But according to Jade Rabbit’s judgment, Xu Maomao should be due to merit. After all, how could such a kind-hearted kitten be evil?
Hehe, no matter what, if he found that the red line was abnormal, he would have another reason to go to Brother Yue!
Rabbit felt happy when he thought of this, and said to Shen Yu and Xu Maomao: “Okay, I won’t be a light bulb here- by the way, don’t eat too many pink marshmallows at one time!” After saying this, Rabbit made a sound of touching, turned into a cloud and floated out through the wall.
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