Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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After the female store manager had told him some precautions and given him medicine, she touched Xu Maomao and left.
Shen Yu lay in a daze for another two hours, and finally regained some energy, but it was already midnight when he woke up.
As soon as he woke up, he saw the cat who was not far away, sleeping together with him. As soon as he moved, Xu Maomao also flicked his ears and got up.
“Meow!”
Male God, your complexion is still not good, are you hungry?
Shen Yu’s eyes focused on the cat’s face, and after a while, his pupils suddenly dilated. The previous vague fragments gradually returned to his consciousness, and he recalled certain images, as well as what the female store manager said.
“Oscar,” Shen Yu held him up and asked uncertainly, “Are you Oscar?”
A cat could actually buy him medicine?! How did it do it?! When did it become so smart? Could it be that during the few days of wandering here and there, there were some adventures, and it attained some kind of spiritual wisdom?
Moreover, he seemed to have dreamed that Oscar spoke human words…
Shen Yu’s eyes became even more wandering.
“Meow~” Xu Maomao cried softly, then rubbed his hand with his pink nose, it was still a little hot.
Shen Yu hugged the cat, then carefully and gently opened its small mouth, observed carefully for a moment, there was nothing unusual, it was still his Oscar.
Taking a deep breath, Shen Yu rubbed him: “Forget it, I found you back with great difficulty. I won’t be suspicious, I’ll just treat you as a clever kitten.”
“Meow~”
Xu Maomao actually was not very willing to expose his real body, after all, it was too scary to change from a human to a cat! And if he turned back into a human in the future, there may be other unclear things, why not simply let Shen Yu misunderstand him.
Fortunately, Shen Yu was unconscious when he used the voice-changing potion to speak, otherwise this matter would be troublesome.
Shen Yu took his own temperature, it was 38.5 degrees, his feet still felt a little weak, but he still struggled to get up and opened a can of cat food for Xu Maomao.
“Sorry, you eat this tonight, and I’ll make pilaf for you when I get well.”
Unexpectedly, Oscar refused to eat, and pushed the can back towards Shen Yu.
“Meow!” Xu Maomao intended to remind Shen Yu that it was time to eat.
“Heh, do you want to feed it to me?” Shen Yu laughed.
“Meow!” No, you can’t eat this kind of food. And even f you want to eat human food, it has to be light. Hey, if only I were human, the only thing I’m good at is cooking porridge.
Xu Maomao took the can back again and looked at him with dark eyes.
Shen Yu misunderstood again, and hurriedly said: “Okay, I won’t compete with you, I’ll order takeaway.”
“Meow!” That’s right, you can’t go hungry.
Shen Yu picked up the phone, and Xu Maomao quietly jumped behind him, staring at the screen to watch him enter the password.
034568.
I’ll remember, the original password is this!
Shen Yu ordered a porridge with preserved egg and lean meat, and when he turned around, he saw Oscar looking at his phone screen.
“You want to play with this?” he asked uncertainly.
Xu Maomao raised his paw to reach for his mobile phone, Shen Yu handed it over with complicated emotions, and saw him slapping the screen with his paw.
For a moment, Shen Yu felt that his cat had become a genius. However, Oscar just patted on it, and seeing that there was nothing interesting, he returned the phone to him.
“Meow.” He was so angry that his claws could not be positioned accurately, and it was impossible for him to play with the phone in this form.
After eating the preserved egg porridge, Shen Yu went back to bed and continued to rest.
Xu Maomao was still guarding the bed, ready to go to sleep, but the bell rang intermittently.
[Gained love value +2 from Honggula]
[Gained love value +5 from the gay guy on the opposite side]
[Gained love value +1 from the friends in the secret garden]
…It was all this kind of IDs which were causing messy love value increase notifications to ring out.
Xu Maomao found it so noisy that he couldn’t sleep, so he touched the bell to turn off the notification sound, but he clicked into the red envelope group by mistake.
[Alalei]: Meow, I saw a funny video tonight
[Migu]: 0..0 Migu also watch it
[Rice]: Asking the goddess, what is it? Where did you see it?
[Alalei]: It’s about our cat family. It was only released tonight. It has already attracted the attention of the cat community. I will send you the link
[Alalei]: Shocked! The cat buys medicine for the owner. avi
Xu Maomao’s eyelids twitched, and he poked in to see that it was a short video with the watermark “y cool”. The content of the video was when he went to buy medicine today…
[Rice]: Finished watching! He can actually write human characters!
[Migu]: Oh my god, what a beautiful line
[Alalei]: I only know one, two, three human words, but he can write so much…
[Mimihu]: He should be a linguist
[Tian Tian]: Great writer!
The rest of the group of cats echoed, all focusing on the piece of paper with crooked handwriting on the screen. Although these cats were also chatting, they actually used cat language, and Xu Maomao automatically mastered it after becoming a cat, so he was equivalent to a high-quality cat talent who was proficient in both cat language and Chinese.
The corner of Xu Maomao’s mouth twitched, and his beard trembled. Finally, he weakly typed a line.
[Oscar]: This cat is me…
All the cats: Shocked.jpg
[Oscar]: Really, my shit shoveler was tired and became sick because he wanted to find me
[Rice]: You’ve really hidden deep~
All the cats: kneeling on the ground
[Oscar]: @Alalei, how did you see this video? Isn’t this a human site?
[Alalei]: I bought the link rights of a human website
[Rice]: The goddess of local tyrants, the link rights are worth 10 million a month!
[Alalei]: Yes
[Migu]: My sister is amazing, why do you have so much?
[Alalei]: Actually, I am an internet celebrity cat, shy.jpg
[Migu]: What is an internet celebrity?
[Rice]: I know, some cat very popular on the Internet of humans
[Alalei]: Almost, the shit shovel officer took pictures of me and posted them on the Internet
A lot of cats lamented in envy and jealousy, why didn’t their shit shoveling officer post their pictures!
Xu Maomao suddenly realized, no wonder this Alalei was so sloppy, there was a reason why she was called a goddess.
[Alalei]: But Oscar is also about to become an internet celebrity~
[Oscar]: …
[Migu]: Envious, Brother Oscar is about to become the second rich man in this group!
Xu Maomao realized belatedly that he seemed to have learnt a way to quickly earn love points! That was becoming an Internet celebrity?!
[Oscar]: Becoming an internet celebrity is to take pictures?
[Alalei]: Almost, the shit shoveler will also do live broadcasts for me?
[Oscar]: Is it the kind of live broadcast of beauties with colors and heavy makeup popular among otaku?
Obviously, Xu Maomao was still at the 1.0 stage for the content format of the live broadcast at this time.
He felt that it was necessary for him to find an opportunity to go online to learn about the conditions for becoming an Internet celebrity.
While Shen Yu was sleeping, he secretly went to check his phone again. It was a pity that after working hard for a while, the inflexible cat’s claw chain could still not be untied.
When he woke up in the morning, Shen Yu’s fever had completely subsided, and he had regained his vitality. So, he quickly made breakfast for Xu Maomao.
Then he found that his cat seemed to have trouble with his mobile phone, and when he was free, he would hold his mobile phone and play on the sofa. Although it was said to be playing, it was just pressing back and forth on the password key.
Shen Yu thought for a while and found a tablet from the drawer.
“Come on, let’s play with this.”
“Meow!”
Xu Maomao raised his claws high in surprise, as if he really wanted to catch it.
Shen Yu opened the tablet and opened a whack-a-mole game and demonstrated it to him personally.
After all, Xu Maomao was a cat now, and a cat had no resistance to the jumping gophers on the screen, so it got carried away and played for a while.
And just because he was a cat, he reacted very quickly and passed to the next level very fast.
Shen Yu, who was preparing to teach it several times from the side, was also dumbfounded.
How smart were cats?
He went out in a daze and called Qiao Lingfeng on the way.
As a result, Qiao Lingfeng said: “I just wanted to call you too. Do you know that your Oscar has almost caught fire?”
“What do you mean?”
“Let me ask you, did it go to the pharmacy below your house yesterday?”
“You, how do you know, I was about to tell you about this.”
“Those clerks took a video and uploaded it, so cool!”
Shen Yu frowned: “What’s the name of the video?”
“Don’t watch it, you won’t find it, because the address of your home was accidentally exposed on the video, and the house number was too detailed, so I asked the administrator to delete it.”
” …”
“Haha, be honest, did you direct and act it yourself?”
Shen Yu remained silent.
“Tsk tsk, I didn’t expect you to do such a boring thing.”
“…Qiao Lingfeng, I suspect that Oscar has opened his spiritual sense.”
“What?” Qiao Lingfeng was taken aback, and then laughed loudly, “This is not a supernatural novel.”
” … I taught it to play whack-a-mole just now,” Shen Yu said with difficulty, “it learned it in one go.”
Moreover, it was better at playing than him!
Qiao Lingfeng didn’t take it seriously, “What’s the matter, my big cat will do it too.”
Shen Yu didn’t know how to tell him, anyway, he now had an intuition that his cat was very unusual!
Qiao Lingfeng said again: “Don’t think so much about what you have. After thinking about it carefully, this time it was lost because you didn’t take good care of it. You should put a collar on it.”
“Understood.”
“You can still install more cameras at home, otherwise you won’t know what it’s doing at home during the day.”
“…It’ll scratch them off.”
“You buy that kind of concealed one! Hey, I won’t tell you, I have to catch up to an announcement, it’s annoying, yes, my manager has picked a lot of work for me!”
After hanging up the phone, Shen Yu helped his forehead and searched for information about the camera and collar seriously.
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