CREG Ch. 4: Snail Cat

Translator: Dj2203

Editor: Dj2203

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When he woke up the next day, Shen Yu was still sleeping.

Although it was late autumn, Shen Yu’s house was fully heated, so he was covered with a thin quilt, but it was not covered honestly, revealing half of his chest muscles.

Oh oh oh oh, so much beauty early in the morning, do you want to tempt me to step on the chest!

Xu Maomao drooled and stared at the shiny skin and raised his paw, but dared not move it. Although his mind had already trampled on the male god’s chest muscles over and over again, but in fact he was a conservative nerd, and he felt a bit guilty while doing things like molesting!

Xu Maomao’s little head moved away silently, and his eyes moved from his chest to his feet, where he saw a tall vertical object again.

Although as a man, Xu Maomao also understood that this was a natural reaction, but seeing the other party’s morning boss as soon as they met, it was really exciting! Moreover, that size… was not inferior to the protagonist in his own writing, and it could run to 18 centimeters[1].

Looking at it, Xu Maomao felt hot all over, and a damn, weird throbbing came from his abdomen – well, it seemed to be…

“Meow!!!”

The hair all over his body exploded, and he jumped down the bed as if suffering from a convulsion and instinctively ran to the door. However, he woke up as soon as he squatted over the litter tray.

What am I doing!

If it’s really done here, then it must be cleaned by Shen Yu in the end, QAQ, it’s too shameful!

Xu Maomao had an idea, and immediately rushed into the bathroom, nimbly jumped onto the toilet, and meowed to solve his physical problems.

The toilet lid still had an automatic flushing function. Xu Maomao studied it for a while with a pair of cat eyes, and had just pressed the button when he heard a strange sound.

Standing at the door, Shen Yu was surprised to see his cat squatting on the toilet with a fork in a difficult posture… It could be said that it looked very delicate and weak!

Shen Yu: “…”

Xu Maomao was so frightened that he didn’t squat properly, and when he tilted his body, he slid into the toilet.

“Meow!” I’m going to drop the toilet, I’m going to drop into the toilet!

Shen Yu picked him up quickly with his quick eyes and hands and caught him firmly. Xu Maomao was about to breathe a sigh of relief in fear, when he saw Shen Yu staring at the water in the toilet. There was nothing in it. It was like it had just been washed. Immediately, he asked incredulously, “Did you use the toilet just now?”

Huh! Just after doing this, I was caught. Is there any bigger shame in the cat’s life? QAQ, fortunately, it had been washed away, otherwise I would have wanted to be killed.

“It’s very dangerous, do you know, so go to your own toilet next time, ok?”

Absolutely not.

Xu Maomao shook the cat’s head firmly, and Shen Yu put him back on the ground with a chuckle: “Naughty.”

[Gained Shen Yu’s love value +50]

It turned out that being mischievous could increase the likeability… Male God, was it really okay for you to have such a heavy taste?

Shen Yu didn’t care that he was right next to him, he stood over the toilet by himself, and naturally opened the sluice to release the water. After all, people were very relaxed in front of their pets.

Xu Maomao was startled, and fled quickly, his heart pounding.

Thinking that he might have to face such an exciting life from time to time, Xu Maomao felt like crying.

If this went on like this, he really wouldn’t be able to stop himself, but when he thought of being with Shen Yu, he would imagine being stimulated by Oscar’s hair until his nose bled every day and he immediately retreated from the idea.

Or change back quickly and stay away from the place full of right and wrong.

Taking advantage of the time when Shen Yu was preparing breakfast for him, he went to the cat group to have a look at the records. Hundreds of unread messages were displayed on it. It seemed that after one night, the cats flocked again.

He scrolled up and suddenly saw a message.

[Dr. Mi]: I can let you change into people, I have a way

[Rice]: The doctor is out! @oscar

[Rice]: Where is the cat?

There were a few cats below who were helping to inquire, but the aloof Dr. Mi did not respond, and only cheated on the corpse once throughout the night.

Xu Maomao withdrew from the group in disappointment.

It just so happened that Shen Yu had also prepared breakfast by this time, and the cat and his human sat side-by-side at the dining table and ate happily while bathing in the fresh morning air.

Same as yesterday, Shen Yu just washed his cat’s rice bowl, and threw his used ones into the sink to soak.

“Meow meow meow!” Male God, are you really okay with this? When do you want to wait until you wash it? In fact, a man like you needs a little cleaning expert like me. It’s a pity that you have a cat, so I can only look on while staying away.

Xu Maomao lay on the sofa in the posture of “_(:з”∠)_” and watched Shen Yu change the water and cat litter, and then change into a new set of home clothes. He had only been in this body for 24 hours, and Shen Yu had changed at least five or six sets of pajamas, he was simply a madman.

At this time, the doorbell rang.

When he opened the door, he saw a tall man outside whose whole body was tightly wrapped, and he did not even remove his mask and glasses.

“Quick. Let me in, I was being targeted by the paparazzi just now.” The man said anxiously.

Shen Yu gave way, and the masked man couldn’t wait to enter the door, then he pulled off his mask and glasses, and let out a long sigh of relief: “Finally, I’m free to come to you. “

When Xu Maomao saw his face clearly, his cat’s eyes glowed!

The guest turned out to be the popular young fresh meat Qiao Lingfeng, and Xu Maomao once wore a vest and wrote the fanfic of the web TV series he had starred in…

Shen Yu actually had celebrity friends!

“Meow meow meow!” Male god, male god, please sign!

“Yo, Oscar finally has some vitality.” Qiao Lingfeng bent down with surprise on his face, picked up the cat, and took a deep breath like a drug addict.

[Gained ‘Qiao Lingfeng’ love value +50]

Wow, a lot of love points, Xu Maomao rubbed in his arms happily.

Qiao Lingfeng pursed his lips and was about to bow his head to kiss his little nose, when Shen Yu slapped him with a palm, then he reached out and fished him away, and said flatly, “Don’t kiss my cat.”

“Will it die with one kiss?” Qiao Lingfeng stared at him.

“If you want to kiss, kiss the ones in your house.”

“Oh, I kissed my own too. I kiss the big ones and the little ones every day.” Qiao Lingfeng showed off, “They all love me to death. They even take the initiative to hug me.”

Shen Yu looked at him with a headache, this guy would show off his relationship with his cats every time, all the while neither looking for a girlfriend nor a boyfriend, but the media still framed him with scandals all day long.

“Okay, let’s talk about business, I have to go to the store in the afternoon.” Shen Yu interrupted.

The two entered the study, and Xu Maomao followed curiously.

After listening for a long time, he realized what was going on. It turned out that Qiao Lingfeng wanted to open a pet shop, but because of his sensitive identity, Qiao Lingfeng could only ask his friend to use his name and help him. At present, the pet shop had only been in trial operation for a short time, and Shen Yu was responsible for keeping an eye on the performance, filling in various documents, finding employees, finding channels, until the situation finally stabilized. Qiao Lingfeng was eager to open a pet hospital and then combining it with the original shop.

“When the hospital opens, we can also open a pet rescue station, a pet paradise, pets…”

“Stop.” Shen Yu waved his hand, “You said so much, why do you ask me to do it?”

“Well,” Qiao Lingfeng nodded vigorously, then he said confidently, “You are a rich second generation who doesn’t have to worry about making a living. You have a lot of time. If I don’t ask you, who else can I find?”

“…”

Shen Yu couldn’t refute his words and started discussing the details with him helplessly.

Xu Maomao felt chilled when he heard it. Shen Yu was going to fight with the pets to the end. He also thought that if the cat fairy didn’t come back one day, he would still have a chance to come back here if he became a human. God! Who knew that besides the cat fairy, pet stores, pet hospitals, and pet rescue stations were waiting for Shen Yu to work…

“You are trying to busy me to death. I can’t do it for a year and a half, this, this, and this, I’m not going to S City. I can’t leave home for too long, Oscar needs me.”

“Why is this so difficult, just give him to me.”

Xu Maomao became alert until his tail stood on end, he came to snatch the cat as soon as he didn’t agree with him?

“No.” Shen Yu simply refused.

“Hey, I have a lot of cats. When he comes with me, there will be many friends to play with. Anyway, you are busy, so you don’t have time to take care of it and play with it. It will be depressed if it is closed at home.”

“I have accompanied it.”

He said, then Shen Yu stretched out his hand towards Xu Maomao, “Isn’t it Oscar? Come, paw.”

The face of the male god must be given, and Xu Maomao resolutely returned the soft and tender meat pad.

Qiao Lingfeng was so envious: “How did you train it?”

“It’s just so obedient without training.” Shen Yu’s tone revealed a touch of pride, “I saw it use the toilet today and flush itself. It can also play by itself at home, so I don’t need to worry about it, so you don’t have to think about abducting it.”

“Tch.” Qiao Lingfeng said disdainfully, and then stared at Xu Maomao with longing and affectionate eyes.

[Gained +100 love value from ‘Qiao Lingfeng’]

Hearing the notification suddenly, Xu Maomao became very hungry.

It seemed that Qiao Lingfeng really liked pets.

“Oscar, I want the paw too.” Qiao Lingfeng said with a smile.

After all, he was also the little fresh meat that he had always found cute, so he also had to be given face. Xu Maomao then put the meat pad on his hand, and Qiao Lingfeng found it so cute that he couldn’t help himself and screamed several times.

[Gained Qiao Lingfeng’s love value +500]

“Meow!!”

You gave so much love value!

Xu Maomao looked at him, as if he was seeing a golden mountain in human form, he just wanted to do his best to show off his cuteness and make more money, but he didn’t need to do anything at all, Qiao Lingfeng’s love value was continuously collected by the Bell one by one.

In just a short meeting, he earned 1,500 likes.

Before leaving, Qiao Lingfeng didn’t forget to say to Shen Yu: “Leave it to me if you can’t take care of it. You must let me raise it.”

“Go home and cool off.” His Oscar was very obedient, so he was reluctant to let him be coveted.

In the afternoon when Shen Yu went to the pet shop, Xu Maomao looked at the messy pile of dishes in the kitchen, hesitated for a moment, turned on the tap, and tried to play the role of a virtuous snail cat.

However, his claws were obviously not that good at washing dishes, and the bowl shattered with a bang.

Xu Maomao was in a hurry to clean up, but the pieces were too small and the cat’s claws were not flexible. Not only did he fail to clean them up, but he broke several of them one after another. The kitchen was full of water and debris, making it a mess. He hurriedly left the kitchen, the place of right and wrong, but his paws were covered with water and oil, and even the carpet, sofa, and climbing frame in the living room were covered with dirty paw prints.

As soon as he was praised as a good boy, he immediately broke the pot. Thinking of Shen Yu’s strange cleanliness habits, Xu Maomao was worried that he would be rejected. He had heard that the owner hated pets wreaking havoc at home, would Shen Yu send him away if he got upset?

…It was necessary to rescue the situation.

Xu Maomao then clicked into the red envelope group, ready to ask his friends how to please the shit-shoveling officer after getting into trouble, only to find a golden red envelope appear on the interface.

It was sent by [Dr. Mi]!

Xu Maomao used the hand speed of a single gay guy and poked it in quickly.

[The red envelope from ‘Dr. Mi’ needs to deduct 2,000 love points for the draw. Do you want to draw it? Yes/No]

Two thousand! So expensive! His savings were only 2350. But he still reluctantly nodded, as long as it gave Dr. Mi a sense of existence.

After the love value deducted, he couldn’t wait to open the big backpack, only to see a bottle of red potion in the third grid.

After the paw moved up, there were only four words on it.

[Transformation Potion]


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[1] Which is equal to app. 7 inches for people who follow the inch system.