Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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[Oscar]: Excuse me, what is the love value?
There was a silence in the friendly.jpg group.
[Fat Mimi]: Where did this bumpkin come from? Just got the Alliance Bell?
The alliance bell referred to the thing on his neck, Xu Maomao said with a spirit of not being ashamed to ask: Yes.
[Rice]: Oh, the love value is how much human beings love us. For example, if a shit-shoveling officer touches us, we will get ten love points
[Alalei]: If the shit shovel officer touches me, I get anywhere from one hundred to one thousand.
[Rice]: Envious, your shit shoveling officer must love you very much
[Alalei]: Shy
[Rice]: The stronger people’s liking for us is, the more love points we get.
He didn’t know how much love value he got when Shen Yu touched him? He should really love this cat, Xu Maomao thought blushingly, and decided to play cute with Shen Yu tonight. As for morality and so on, wait until you turn back into a human and pick it up again.
The cats in the group were very active and kept chatting. Xu Maomao peeked at the screen with open eyelids, and got other information about the bell. It turned out that the bell was really not an ordinary thing. Only cats could see it. It was issued by the Cat Demon Association, and not all cats could get it. It seemed that to get it, a certain opportunity or qualification was required, but Xu Maomao didn’t quite understand what it was.
There was a setting on the bell, which could make a voice broadcast when the love value was collected, and there was no need to manually check it.
Xu Maomao played with it for a while and saw that there were no cats in the group giving red envelopes, so he withdrew and took a nap on the sofa. Cats were very sleepy creatures, especially when the sun was shining on them.
In the evening, Shen Yu came back.
Xu Maomao was awakened by the movement of the door, and as soon as he got up, he saw Shen Yu taking off his coat, revealing his beautiful body wrapped in a tight sweater.
(ˉ﹃ˉ) Want to step on, want to lick.
I will do what I want, who told me to be a cat now.
Xu Maomao stretched vigorously, then jumped up from the sofa and rushed to Shen Yu’s feet. Shen Yu naturally picked him up.
[Gained +20 love value from ‘Shen Yu’]
Shen Yu touched his nose.
[Gained +10 Likes from ‘Shen Yu’]
Wow, I got 30 all of a sudden!
Xu Maomao plucked up his courage and stuck out his small tongue to lick the smooth face of the male god who was close at hand.
Unexpectedly, Shen Yu frowned, and the love value did not increase.
Did he not like my kiss?
Xu Maomao’s eyes widened in grievance, but he didn’t expect this expression to please Shen Yu.
[Gained love value from ‘Shen Yu’ +50]
Xu Maomao: …
I really don’t understand the cuteness threshold for this shit-shoveling officer.
Shen Yu put him down, went into the bedroom to change into some home clothes, and then made dinner. Similarly, Xu Maomao once again refused the canned wet food he poured, and Shen Yu reluctantly cooked delicious fish soup with rice for him.
One person and one cat squatted down in front of the dining table in an orderly manner and settled the dinner in a harmonious and friendly manner. After eating, Xu Maomao took the initiative to pick up his rice bowl and send it to the kitchen. Shen Yu showed a surprised and loving look and cleaned it carefully before starting to pack his own bowl and chopsticks. However, the way he cleaned it up really stunned the cat. He just threw all the used dishes, including those used in the morning, into the sink, soaked them in boiling water, but didn’t wash them.
Xu Maomao silently lowered his head and stared at his cat’s paw, thinking about whether he should help next time.
Shen Yu went into the room again and changed into a new set of house clothes – in fact, the set he had just now was very clean, not even a bit greasy. Then he lay on the sofa, held him in his arms, stroked the cat with one hand, and swiped his mobile phone with the other, after which he selected a name from the address book and pressed the dial button.
Xu Maomao glanced at the name on the screen: Zhong Xiang.
Zhong Xiang was the middleman who introduced the two of them, why did Shen Yu call him? Could it be that Shen Yu wanted to go on a blind date again?
Snort. Xu Maomao felt chilled in his heart, staring intently at Shen Yu’s handsome face, he was really reluctant to transfer this opportunity to other little basta**s!
But Shen Yu said to Zhong Xiang: “Zhong Xiang, can you ask about that Xu Maomao again? I think he is cute, but he deleted me.”
“Meow!” He was talking about me too! Xu Maomao was shocked, and his ears were pricked up to listen carefully.
He didn’t know what Zhong Xiang said, but Shen Yu frowned.
“He won’t give me a chance no matter what?”
“…My Oscar is very good, and has just been abandoned by the owner, and he has just recovered, so I really don’t feel relieved to give it to someone else…”
“…Okay, I see.” Shen Yu hung up the phone, then looked down at Xu Maomao, “Good boy, Dad won’t give you away.”
Xu Maomao was both happy and unhappy. The male god was very responsible, but since he had a cat, it was impossible to reconcile this contradiction.
After staying together for one night, he was touched and hugged by Shen Yu. He even earned nearly 300 love points.
What made Xu Maomao even more delighted was that Shen Yu even took him to bed and slept with him.
Looking at the male god’s sleeping face, Xu Maomao happily covered his hot cat’s face, but when he thought of Shen Yu petting the cat and eating and sleeping together with it, he thought regretfully, if he could successfully transform back into a human, life as such a cat would be fine!
Thinking of this, Xu Maomao quietly entered the chat group. Someone in the group sent red envelopes, but at that time he was cuddling with Shen Yu… Cough cough.
[Oscar]: Hello, is there a cat online?
[Migu]: Raise the paw.jpg
[Rice]: Meow
[Oscar]: Let me ask you a question, can we become human?
[Rice]: Well done, do you want to become a shit-shoveling officer?
[Oscar]: Humans are not the spirit of all things
[Rice]: Yes, you can transform into human form if you concentrate on cultivation.
[Oscar]: How long will that take?
[Rice]: At least one hundred years
Xu Maomao thought, by that time, he and his readers would all be dead.
[Oscar]: Is there a faster way?
[Rice]: Yes, but I don’t understand it. There is Dr. Mi in the group, you can ask him.
Xu Maomao looked through the member list, and sure enough there was a cat named Dr. Mi, whose profile picture simply said busy.
It took ten love points to send a private chat, but now he had more than 400, and he was not afraid of wasting it, so he typed “Do you know how to quickly transform into a human form?” He planned to send it, but who knew that a dialog box would pop up before he could send it.
[Dr. Mi has set not to receive private chats]
Well, this was a high-cold[1] cat.
It seemed that he could only wait for it to come out of the nest by itself.
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[1] Someone who does not allow themselves to connect emotionally with others, either because they’re afraid or simply not interested.