Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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The speed developed because of Xu Maomao’s 25 years of singlehood was not for show. He was good at grabbing red envelopes. In fact he often acted as the king of red envelopes in the author group. Of course, there were a lot of snatches and a lot of postings. Xu Maomao posted one almost every day.
However, this red envelope was a bit weird. In the past, the red envelopes from the penguin group always displayed the amount directly, but this red envelope only showed that it came from the group member [Rice].
Someone in the crowd wailed.
[Migu]: Who is so fast, I didn’t grab it
[Michelle]: I grabbed it, a whole can
[Migu]: Pull hatred, despise.jpg
[Fat Mimi]: Despise +1
[Tiantian]: +2
[Abu]: +3
….
People who weren’t able to grab it started to swipe the screen, Xu Maomao became even more curious about what he snatched, so he found his backpack on the interface, and poked it in to have a look.
The wallet page became like a big backpack in an online game, showing one grid at a time, and the pages could be turned to the bottom.
In the first compartment was what looked like a piece of meat. Xu Maomao moved his paw over the grid, and a line of words floated on it.
[One bite of high-end canned cat food]
There was only one bite of canned cat food?
Was this what he snatched just now?
At this time, the screen swiping in the group had reached 99+, but the group owner seemed to be angry, and started to mute all members.
[Ginger]: @All members, meaningless screen swiping is prohibited in this group, if you don’t grab it, practice more on pushing sticks. Now let me tell you about the rules of this group.
[Ginger]: As we all know, cats in Wangjie had a chat group as early as half a year ago, and we cats naturally can’t lag behind. There are currently 100 cats in this group, and it will continue to increase in the future. We are determined to be the largest chat group in the cat world. The main purpose of the group is to make it easier for everyone to communicate with each other, and to ask everyone to be united and friendly, while prohibiting screen swiping, quarreling, and public chatting.
PS: The public chat in the group is free, and the private chat costs ten love points, and the number of words cannot exceed 30.
…What is the love value?
Xu Maomao stared at these three words in bewilderment, and suddenly remembered that when he entered the page just now, there were similar words displayed in the header of the page, so he looked up, and sure enough, there was a line above: [Current love value: 150]
He clearly remembered that originally it was 250! Why was 100 points suddenly gone?
At this moment, Ginger lifted the ban and sent out a red envelope.
When the red and golden envelope appeared on the page, Xu Maomao immediately poked it reflexively, but he didn’t poke it the second time because a dialog box popped up. This time he finally saw the content of the dialog box clearly. content.
[A red envelope from ‘Ginger’, the draw needs deduction of 100 love points, do you want to draw? Yes/No]
It turned out that if you grabbed a red envelope, you had to get the love value deducted. Although he didn’t know what the love value was, Xu Maomao still hesitated. 100 seemed to be a lot, should he draw it? Forget it, he could eat as you like, and he didn’t need money.
After clicking Confirm, he quickly returned to the backpack, and saw that there was an extra item in the second grid, which seemed to be… a picture?
The paw imitated fingers to twirl on the page. When he zoomed in, it was really a picture. The picture was of a domineering cat. The shooting angle was from bottom to top, which looked majestic.
But this was just a picture! It consumed his 100 love points! Although he still didn’t know what the love value was but the current balance was only fifty! He couldn’t grab any more red envelopes!
[Ginger]: Thank you for your support, this is my jade photo, everyone is welcome to collect it.
[Schrödinger’s Meow]: Deduction of 100 points! So expensive
[Fat Mimi]: Vomit.gif
[Administrator] has banned [Fat Mimi] for 24 hours.
Xu Maomao silently deleted the “vomit + 1” in the input box. He believed that there must be many cats who behaved like him.
The group fell silent immediately, and no cat dared to make a sound.
[Ginger]: I forgot to say, it is forbidden to attack the group leader cat
[Ginger]: @Rice why are you so stingy as a kitten, miser, can’t you distribute canned food one by one? At least let everyone grab half a mouthful.
[Rice]: QAQ
This was a cat with double standards. It was only allowed to set fire for itself, but the common people were not even allowed to light lamps[1].
Probably because he was afraid that the group leader would silence him, Rice obediently gave Ginger an exclusive red envelope.
[Ginger] unceremoniously accepted the bribe and went offline contentedly.
Only then did the crowd become lively.
[Rice]: This baby is suffering, I just sent ten cans of QAQ to the group leader
[Little Snowball]: Momo, I sympathize with you
[Little Snowball] sent an exclusive red envelope to [Rice]
[Sweet] sent an exclusive red envelope to [Rice]
[Rice]: Thank you two ladies and sisters
QAQ, they even started recognizing relatives.
All kinds of relations started to appear in the group, brothers, sisters, younger brothers and younger sisters meowed at each other, until the relationships were in a mess.
He didn’t want to see these cats discussing such meaningless topics as their own hair and cat food, but he was worried that someone would give red envelopes and he wouldn’t be able to grab them, so he bit the bullet and watched for a while.
After recognizing relatives, they started bragging about their assets to each other.
[Little Snowball]: Let me tell you, I have 7,800 love value
[Rice]: I have 10,000
[Alalei]: 0.0
[Little Snowball]: How much does upstairs have
[Alalei]: Well, more than 20 million
Rice and other small partners: Shocked.jpg
[Rice]: I thought I was already very powerful with household assets worth ten thousand yuan. It seems that poverty limited my imagination.
Xu Maomao watched silently, thought about it, and raised his paw to type a line of characters.
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[1] This is a Chinese idiom meaning: A bully may do whatever he wants but won’t bear the sight of others doing a fraction of what he is doing.