Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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Xu Maomao was startled by the sudden meowing of the cat, so he looked around, twisted in Shen Yu’s arms, and thought uncertainly: Where did the cat come from?
However, he only heard two delicate “meows”, which seemed to have come from his own mouth…
Shen Yu lowered his head and smiled at him with a very small arc: “What do you want, isn’t this holding you? Don’t make any noise, I’ll give you canned food after I finish shoveling shit.”
Xu Maomao blinked, not quite understanding what he said.
Shen Yu put him on the ground, Xu Maomao hurriedly stood up, and then saw that his feet had become furry, and there were four feet, and all four feet were moving according to his thoughts… Xu Maomao lifted them up in surprise, and found that they were really his own feet!
Suddenly a terrible guess surfaced in his mind, he looked around in a panic, saw a glass window not far away, and hurried over to take a look at his reflection.
He saw a small figure reflected on the window, it was the one on Shen Yu’s profile picture.
Xu Maomao’s eyes went dark! He screamed:
“Meow meow meow!”
What’s going on, how did I become a cat!
Shen Yu was startled by what could only be called a shrill voice, and quickly put down the work in his hand to take a look, and saw that his beloved cat’s fur was standing on end, and it kept screaming loudly in front of the mirror.
Speaking of which, this Oscar had quite bad luck. First, he fell seriously ill, was abandoned by the original owner, and finally recovered with difficulty. Then, the hair on its back became bald again. Recently, they managed to grow well again. But naturally, his coat color was not as good as that of other cats. Shen Yu had thus been very patient with it, for fear that it would have a psychological shadow.
Seeing that it was so panic-stricken, Shen Yu bent down, rubbed its little head comfortingly, and said gently: “What’s the matter, Oscar, are you hungry?”
“Meow meow meow meow!!!!
“Meow? Meow! Meow!”
I’m Xu Maomao who had a blind date with you yesterday!!! How did I become your cat, I want to go home, I want to turn back into a human!
He had read several supernatural and strange novels, as long as he returned to the vicinity of his original body, he could become a human or something. Maybe he could change back if he found his own body when he returned home!
Xu Maomao screamed continuously and in a high-pitched manner, and then he ran desperately towards the door.
In the chaos, because of his running posture, his front paws rubbed against the bell hanging around his neck. After hearing a crisp ringing, another familiar voice came into Xu Maomao’s mind, which happened to be the sound of the cat from his dream last night.
“Your body has been temporarily taken over by me. Hehe, take good care of my shit-shoveling officer. If you dare to leak it, I will use your body to run naked on the street.”
Meow?
Xu Maomao stopped, and his pair of crystal-like eyes widened in disbelief. He turned his head around to find the source of the sound, but only he could hear the sound, and Shen Yu seemed ignorant.
“Meow! Meow meow?”
Cat immortal? How long are you going to take over my body!
But the big immortal cat didn’t respond any more, and he only heard two rings, as if the phone was cut off, and there was no more sound.
Shen Yu followed him from behind and picked him up.
Xu Maomao nestled in his arms, enjoying the warm embrace of the male god without tears. Shen Yu’s chest muscles felt firm and elastic, he couldn’t help stamping on them with his paws, thinking sadly and angrily, just if he wasn’t in this shape!
He had already roughly guessed what was going on, although it was unbelievable, but he seemed to have migrated into the body of this cat, and the cat immortal even threatened him to let him pretend to be a cat obediently!
“Don’t scratch the door, sit down, I’ll open the can for you now.” Shen Yu’s gentle but slightly cold voice came from above, and then Xu Maomao was placed on the chair next to the dining table.
Shen Yu put Oscar’s special bowl on the table in front of him, opened a can, and used a spoon to scoop the wet food inside into the bowl.
Then he went into the kitchen to make himself a quick sandwich. Although Shen Yu was a rich second generation, he was good at cooking and liked to make food for himself, so breakfast was usually done at home. Normally, Oscar would eagerly lick the can, but today his Oscar was a bit abnormal.
Xu Maomao meowed and jumped off the chair and bit Shen Yu’s trouser leg hard.
“Meow!”
I don’t want to eat canned cat food QAQ I’m not a cat, I want to eat human food!
Shen Yu looked down at him, and gently pulled away his trouser legs.
“Be good, go eat.”
The sound of the “good” was very deep and magnetic, such that Xu Maomao’s whole body, no, the whole cat couldn’t help but shudder, and squatted on the ground blankly.
His blind date was really gentle, but it happened to be towards a cat!
In fact, he didn’t hate pets. When playing games, he even raised a lot of cats and dogs in the home system, but his physique was destined to be only good for make-believe, so Shen Yu, who had cats, could only reluctantly be given up.
Stuck in secret for a moment, Xu Maomao thought, anyway, he couldn’t go back for the time being, so he might as well take the opportunity to get close to the male god…
Shen Yu was cooking, and he squatted at the kitchen door to watch.
“What’s the matter, do you want to eat what I made?”
“Meow!” Yes, I want to eat what you made.
Shen Yu saw the longing from his crystal eyes, and really made him a pilaf.
Xu Maomao was still a little dissatisfied when he saw that Shen Yu didn’t put any seasoning in the rice cooked for him. After all, he was from Tianfu and had a very strong taste, but he didn’t expect that after becoming a cat, his sense of taste had become extremely sensitive. And he thought the tasteless cat pilaf tasted delicious in his mouth.
Shen Yu waited for him to finish his breakfast, then carefully changed the water in the drinking fountain, hugged him on his lap, and brushed his hair with a small comb.
Oscar was a two-color puppet cat with long hair, and Xu Maomao was most afraid of long-haired cats and dogs. Once he accidentally touched a mop dog, and had an allergic reaction on his whole body and had to be hospitalized. But after turning into a cat, his severe allergies disappeared, and he began to enjoy the feeling of being stroked by his owner.
Well, so comfortable, so cozy.
The male god’s slender fingers stroked his thick hair, Xu Maomao looked up at the expressionless Shen Yu, then twisted his body, adjusted to the most comfortable position, and closed his eyes while being combed.
However, the happy time did not last long, after a while, Shen Yu stood up.
“I’ll comb it for you in the evening. I’ll go to the store first.”
Shen Yu patted his little head, then went back to the bedroom and changed his set of clothes. The fine hair on Oscar were all cleaned up. It turned out that this was the reason why Shen Yu’s apartment was so clean, he had equipment!
Xu Maomao was locked up at home.
He began to look at Shen Yu’s home, um, a very large and luxurious three-story duplex commercial house, the interior area of which was estimated to be more than 200 square meters, and there was an eye-catching tall cat climbing frame in the house. The size was probably for Oscar.
Xu Maomao was attracted due to the nature of cats and couldn’t help but happily shuttle on the climbing frame with all four paws, without knowing how stupid he looked.
Tired of playing, he ran to the water dispenser to drink water.
After running around the house for a while, feeling sleepy, he jumped onto the big sofa in the living room and fell asleep soundly.
Then he woke up and continued to play, and after a long time like this, Xu Maomao finally realized that this life was too fu**ing boring!
After all, he was not a real cat. He couldn’t be satisfied by just eating, sleeping and climbing shelves. He couldn’t even go out. It was well known that cats could be kept at home, they didn’t need to go out for a walk every day like dogs, so Xu Maomao could imagine the days after he turned into a cat, and he couldn’t bear it even as an otaku.
Besides, he still had the obligation to update his novel, but he couldn’t press the keyboard with the cat’s paw.
Thinking of this, Xu Maomao raised his paw, yes, the pink and tender meat pad was very cute, but it was not able to code 3,000 words a day with this meaty paw!
Fortunately, the book he was serializing now had millions of manuscripts, and there was no problem in continuing to update it in a short period of time, but what if the cat refused to change with him back…
“Meow!”
No! I need to find a way.
He remembered that the cat immortal was summoned by touching the bell on his neck in the morning, so, what kind of artifact could the bell be?
Thinking of this, Xu Maomao raised his head. He happened to be standing in front of the mirror, wanting to see what it was.
The cat in the mirror had a very elegant body. Most of its hair was white, except for an irregular inverted V mask on its head, and its fluffy tail was a gradient of dark gray. His pair of beautiful watery eyes still had different pupils. If Xu Maomao had studied cats, he would understand that this was a “disqualified” puppet cat, but it was still very beautiful.
But he had no time to pay attention to its beauty, all his attention was on the neck.
He saw that it was empty there, how could there be any bells?
However, he clearly heard the bell in the morning.
Xu Maomao lowered his head in disbelief, scratched his neck with his paws, and finally touched the bell again.
Meow?
He pawed vigorously with his round cat claws, and finally pulled the bell out of the thick hair to his sight.
That bell was transparent!
He looked into the mirror again, in the mirror he was the only one holding up his paws, and there was nothing in the paws.
The bell seemed to be something from outside the world, as if only he could see and touch it.
Thinking about it carefully, when Shen Yu was combing his hair just now, he really didn’t hear the bell ringing…
There was a big mystery!
Xu Maomao studied it decisively, patted it with his paw, and licked it with his tongue.
He probably touched some switch, because she just heard a jingle, and a blue page appeared in front of Xu Maomao’s eyes.
The page was rectangular, with a string of text at the header.
[Current love value: 250]
There was a green icon with two circles in the center of the page, which looked very much like a copycat version of WeChat, and the small icon on its upper right corner was still blinking.
Xu Maomao raised his paw and poked the WeChat copycat.
The next screen was the page of a chat group!
[Ginger] invites you to join [Cat Alliance Red Envelope Group]
Cat Alliance? What is this?
The announcement in the group was still flashing.
[Ginger] invited [Rice] to join the [Cat Alliance Red Envelope Group]
[Ginger] invited [Alalei] to join the [Cat Alliance Red Envelope Group]
….
The information bounced so fast that he felt dizzy while watching. Before [Ginger] finished pulling people in, a message popped up.
Very eye-catching, it was a big red envelope!
Subconsciously, Xu Maomao quickly poked with his claws. When he poked it for the first time, a dialog box popped up. Xu Maomao didn’t look at it carefully. He only saw two options [Yes] and [No] in the dialog box from the corner of his eye. He thought it was something like a verification code. Quickly chose yes.
Ding, the red envelope is here!
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