Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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Seeing that he ignored him, Zhi Lixuan received a smug look from his partner. Seeing that the other party was about to leave, he hesitated for a moment, and then quietly interrupted Wei Xi’s thoughts: “Master Wei, Master Wei…you…”
Are you really not going to take action?
Just as he was about to finish speaking, there was a commotion from far away outside the panda house, and then the phone in his partner’s pocket started ringing loudly, interrupting his question.
As soon as the square-faced man answered the phone, the smug look on his face suddenly disappeared: “What?! The red pandas in the free-range area of the red panda house have escaped en masse?!”
Everyone present immediately looked at him, and the staff member on the other end of the phone was almost crying with anxiety: “It’s not just the red pandas! The black swans and flamingos in the aviary have also escaped! The lions and tigers in the Lion and Tiger Mountain are also very agitated! They are trying to climb the protective wall. Now the black swans and flamingos are running all over the park. Tourists think it’s an interactive attraction and don’t know how to hide. They are watching and taking pictures. What if someone is actually hurt?”
The square-faced man was stunned. After hanging up the phone, he looked at Master Xia in disbelief.
Master Xia was also stunned, probably not expecting to be exposed so quickly. However, his mental fortitude was remarkable, and he quickly regained his composure. He analyzed seriously, “I was negligent. The situation in your park doesn’t seem as simple as I imagined. There may be more than one demon at work in the panda enclosure.”
The square-faced man was skeptical, but out of a certain respect for him, he didn’t dare raise any questions. He hesitantly asked, “Then… Master Xia, do you have a solution now?”
Master Xia was silent for a moment, seemingly lost in thought. Zhi Lixuan, on the other side, was almost dying of anxiety. He had forgotten to bring his phone with him, so he couldn’t direct his staff in real time. He could only clutch at straws and ask Wei Xi, “Master Wei! What should we do now? What if an animal escapes the zoo and runs onto the streets? Everything will be ruined!”
Seeing that he looked like he was about to have a brain hemorrhage, Wei Xi thought about how, as a fellow entrepreneur, it must be difficult for him to have so many employees who wanted to quit collectively. He nodded and said, “Although they are dissatisfied with their jobs, the salary issue can actually be solved with more communication. Okay, I’ll help you this time.”
Master Xia, who was still pretending to be clueless, looked at him in shock. “Oh my god, you dare to do this? Are the fellow martial artists nowadays so bold?!”
Zhi Lixuan got the response. Although he still didn’t understand Wei Xi’s words, he didn’t care about questioning at this time. He asked in panic: “Master Wei, do you have any way to help us track down the escaped animals?”
Wei Xi thought to himself, of course, that the 700-plus employees he brought with him were just a joke. Just as he was about to speak, Fatty jumped over and stopped him in a panic, “Boss! You can’t tell him we’re here! We got in without a ticket!”
Wei Xi: “…”
Shuo Zong: “…”
Demon employees: “…”
Wei Xi also remembered at this moment that his ghost employees did not seem to have bought tickets. The team-building team of more than 700 people only bought a dozen tickets, and the rest floated in directly from above the gate.
The boss is right across the street. It would be bad if they found out. So many ghosts came in for free and didn’t even pay…
Thinking of this, Wei Xi had no choice but to conceal the existence of his ghost employee and nodded vaguely.
Zhi Lixuan was overjoyed and speculated, “Master Wei also knows the beast summoning technique? Does it require an altar?”
Wei Xi signaled his employees to go out and work. After thinking about it, he felt that he had to go through the motions, so he nodded and did not set up a separate temple. He just took advantage of the previous performance by Master Xia to put on a show.
Zhi Lixuan was excited but was also stunned when he saw his careless approach. He always felt that it seemed a bit casual.
Master Xia’s eyes were practically rolling to the sky. As a semi-expert, how could he not see what Wei Xi was doing? He almost wanted to teach him a lesson. This young man’s working methods were truly worrying. Even charlatans required skill. He’d already made countless mistakes in this short time. First, the sense of ritual must be sufficient. Whether it worked or not was irrelevant; the client had to be satisfied psychologically. Second, urgent orders requiring immediate results must not be accepted. He even concocted a beast summoning technique…
When Master Xia thought of this, he almost imagined the coming embarrassing situation of his colleague who would be exposed in front of the client on the spot after his approach failed. However, he suddenly heard a noisy sound in his ears and was stunned.
In his sight, Wei Xi was still absentmindedly reciting words on the altar, which was very different from the solemn and dignified scene before Master Xia. However, the noisy sound that was originally in the distance slowly grew louder and closer. Then, a high-pitched goose cry suddenly came from outside the venue gate, and with indescribable reluctance, the first black swan flapped its wings and flew in.
Master Xia: “!!!!”
The second one, the third one, and soon the black swans were joined by flamingos and red pandas. As they entered the house, they all screamed loudly, as if they were arguing with someone. Zhi Lixuan didn’t care. After counting the number of black swans, he was so happy that he almost fainted. Not a single one was missing! Master Wei’s summoning technique was amazing!
Although for a moment he felt that these disheveled and angry animals that came in did not seem to be summoned but rather driven, this thought was quickly dismissed by him in less than half a second!
The square-faced man, who had been skeptical all along, was now filled with shock. In shock, he could not help but look silently at Master Xia who was sitting next to him.
Master Xia’s expression was stiff, his eyes were dull, and his face was pale. He stared motionlessly at Wei Xi who put down his magic weapon and left the altar in front of him. He looked like a fool.
Wei Xi ignored him and looked back. Some of his employees were riding geese, some were grabbing geese’s tails, and they kept making noises to drive the animals away, harassing the animals that were driven in and making them very angry. Of course, this scene was invisible to ordinary people present.
Although the animals had been driven in, they still wanted to leave. Zhi Lixuan closed the gate and asked the square-faced man to call the keepers to bring the cages. However, although the current dilemma was solved, he was still worried: “Master Wei, this isn’t the first time they’ve escaped. The selling point of our forest zoo is that the animals are free to roam in designated areas, but now it’s like this. Are we going to have to keep them caged from now on?”
Wei Xi shook his head in disapproval. “If an employee is dissatisfied with their work conditions, of course we need to communicate. How can we retain them by forcing them to stay? Even if they stay, they won’t work hard.”
Zhi Lixuan: “…”
The master was quite reliable just now, why is he saying weird things again?
Wei Xi did not explain to him but turned his gaze to his own monster employees. Logically speaking, they were all animals and should be able to socialize.
The pheasant looked at the flamingos and swans at the scene, hesitated for a moment, and volunteered: “Chairman, how about I do it?”
Zhi Lixuan heard the voice-over and was stunned for a moment, then shocked again: “Master Wei, there are people in your temple who can communicate with animals?!”
Wei Xi hesitated for a moment, but he knew that he couldn’t let the pheasant spirit be discovered: “He can speak a little bit of chicken language.”
Pheasant Spirit: “…”
The pheasant spirit corrected him humiliatingly: “It’s bird language.”
Zhi Lixuan didn’t care what language he used, it was unbelievable enough. He looked in shock at the handsome young man who picked a black swan as the leader and started talking.
The voice was so soft that he couldn’t hear it at all, but the black swan clearly reacted and suddenly turned its head towards him, which was originally combing its feathers.
Then it flapped its wings and cackled a few times, its voice hoarse and indignant.
Zhi Lixuan saw the young man stunned for a moment, then turned his head and looked at him with a complicated and strange expression.
He was a little confused by the look: “…What’s wrong?”
Young man: “Have you recently changed the feed for Swan Lake to a low-end xxxx brand?”
Zhi Lixuan: “????”
He turned to his square-faced partner in shock: “What’s going on? How come I didn’t know? Did you do something secretly?”
The square-faced man who was in charge of the zoo’s feed procurement had recently been secretly colluding with some familiar zoo employees to enrich himself. He never expected that he, who was always so infallible, would be exposed and reported by such a strange person on such a strange occasion. His face was thus blank, and he couldn’t even say a word to defend himself: “……………………”
Zhi Lixuan understood immediately, and his expression became a little angry as he stared at him.
Seeing this, the young man touched the black swan’s neck soothingly, with a look of contempt on his face: “Why is that? If it were me, I wouldn’t work in this shabby place either.”
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