Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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When they returned to the fairyland, the entire heaven was filled with a joyous atmosphere, because with the return of Chang’e and Hou Yi, the Fairy Bureau announced: “The Heavenly Marriage Law” was officially passed!
Because of this bill, Tiangong Yue Lao built a large number of new auxiliary palaces to serve the new bill.
The Moon Tower in the Heavenly Palace, which was previously deserted, was now home to many immortals and fairies, who had come to watch the fun. The Marriage Law had been passed, but who would be the first couple to register?
They thought it would be Chang’e and Hou Yi, but a moment later, a figure in white fairy clothes and long black hair appeared in front of the Moon Tower, holding a cat in his arms.
“Lord Emperor!”
“Lord Emperor, why are you back?”
The immortals bowed one after another. It was said that the Emperor was cold-blooded and had been in seclusion for a long time, so why did he come out today to watch the fun?
Shen Yu said calmly: “Come and get the certificate.”
“Ah? What, what certificate?”
Shen Yu looked at the immortal who asked the question as if he were an idiot: “Marriage certificate.”
All the immortals: When did the Emperor find a partner?
Wait, where’s his partner?!
The immortals did not know about his relationship with Xu Maomao because he had never made it public. Besides, he spent most of his time down there, so how could others know? They just watched as the Nanjizhou Star Lord, holding the cat, entered the immortal palace with a plaque that read “Marriage Registry” alone.
Because it was the first day of opening, the person in charge was none other than Yue Lao.
Yue Lao was not surprised at their arrival. Instead, he said, “You are quite late. I have been open for two hours.”
Shen Yu: “There was some delay on the way.”
The reason for the delay was the two hours of fooling around with Xu Maomao before going to the memorial service.
Xu Maomao said with a guilty conscience: “Hello, Brother Yue Lao.”
The matchmaker was also an iceberg. He just said “hmm” and started to process the procedures for them.
Although the “Heavenly Marriage Law” came late, it covered a very wide range and had very detailed divisions.
There was opposite-sex fairy love, same-sex fairy love, fairy-god love, fairy-human love, fairy-beast love, mythical beast love, fairy-ghost love, etc., and the rules were all different.
Yue Lao took out a jade slip and a piece of red ink: “Well, first register both parties’ information. Both parties, please sign here in your original form with your left hand dipped in red ink.”
After Shen Yu heard this, a dazzling blue light emanated from his body. When the blue light faded away, a sharp lightning pattern appeared on his forehead. Lightning flashed all over his body, and his eyebrows were raised. He looked quite fierce. This was his original form, even more domineering than the stone statue.
He had a cold face and pressed his finger with red ink on the jade slip, with a serious expression as if he was signing his life away.
Xu Maomao followed suit and pressed lightly on the jade slip, leaving a cute paw print.
Yue Lao cast a spell on the bamboo slip. After a moment, he said, “Now let me take a photo for you.”
Yue Lao: “No.”
Xu Maomao: qaq
It looks like a pet photo, right?
Shen Yu’s lips curled slightly, and before Yue Lao pressed the shutter, he lifted Xu Maomao to his eye level and carefully kissed the cat’s pink and tender mouth.
However, it was of no use, it still looked like a pet photo.
Yue Lao: “Please both of you change back to human form.”
Xu Maomao transformed into a beautiful young man as he was told. He was now very skilled at switching forms. When he changed forms, he automatically put on clothes and there was no embarrassment of running around naked.
The matchmaker circled their little fingers for a while, and then they saw that they didn’t know when a thin golden thread was tied to their little fingers, and the other end of the thread was tied to each other.
Shen Yu asked doubtfully: “Isn’t the marriage line red?”
“The marriage of gods is determined by heaven. It is not my business. The thread is thus golden.” Yue Lao withdrew his hand, and the golden thread gradually disappeared, but it did not really disappear, it just became invisible. This was Yue Lao’s privilege, just like Shen Yu was able to open Xu Maomao’s third eye. Yue Lao was also opening a special third eye for them just now.
Perhaps because the process had not been perfected and enriched, as the first couple to receive the marriage certificate, they just registered and took some photos and that was it. In the end, Yue Lao himself felt that it might not be enough. After hesitating for a moment, he congratulated with a sluggish face: “Then I wish you a happy marriage and may you have kittens soon.”
Xu Maomao was frowning and secretly touched the bell. He suddenly felt that the life essence placed in the big backpack was not hidden enough, and should be hidden deeper, so that it would not be dug out by someone on a whim one day.
After Yue Lao gave his silent blessing, he handed the two jade slips to them respectively.
The originally pure white jade slip had turned into the same pink color as peach blossoms after a round of registration and the blessing of Yue Lao’s magic.
After receiving the marriage certificate, both of them were a little moved. This meant that from now on they legally owned each other and were truly a married couple.
On the jade slip was a wedding photo of Shen Yu holding a cat, and below it was a description of the backgrounds of both parties.
Xu Maomao almost died of laughter when he saw his own information.
[Heavenly Marriage Certificate
Certificate holder: Xu Maomao
Race: Nine-tailed cat (demon beast)
Age: 23
Registration date: x year x month x day
Marriage certificate number: ttjhz00000001
Issuing authority: Tiangong Yuelao Office]
There was also spouse information below.
[Married person: Shen Yu
Age: ???]
Xu Maomao spat out his food: “A Yu, why are there three question marks after your age?”
Shen Yu shrugged: “Because age cannot be considered.”
“Hey,” Xu Maomao accused, “The old grass is eating the young cat, and you are taking advantage of ne.”
After a moment, he slowly lowered his head and whispered in his ear, “I can force out a second essence of my life force. Do you want to try?”
Xu Maomao screamed, then holding the jade slip, he quickly ran away, leaving Shen Yu and Yue Lao staring at each other.
Yue Lao coughed lightly: “So how old are you?”
Shen Yu rolled his eyes and didn’t answer. Instead, he asked, “Have you fixed the bug?”
Although the Marriage Law had been passed, the real reason why Yue Lao could not find a partner was actually a big loophole in the Moon Tower formation in the Heavenly Palace. Once he fell in love with someone and developed a relationship with someone, all the marriage lines in the world would be messed up. For many years, successive Yue Lao immortals had attempted to fix this loophole, but to this day they had not succeeded.
Yue Lao shook his head: “It hasn’t been repaired yet.”
“But there is already some clue, I just need to borrow some of the divine power from you gods.”
Shen Yu was stunned for a moment, then said, “I can help you with anything you need.”
Upon hearing this, Yue Lao looked at him intently and sighed in a low voice: “You are indeed much more humane.”
After Xu Maomao ran out of the Tiangong Moon Tower, he met a familiar figure on the road.
“Mr. Jade Rabbit! Long time no see!
“Why are you outside?” Xu Maomao greeted enthusiastically, “Shouldn’t you stay with Yue Lao?”
When talking about Brother Yue Lao, Jade Rabbit blushed: “Brother Yue Lao is very busy today, I can’t disturb him.”
The cat and the rabbit hadn’t seen each other for a long time, so they started chatting without stopping. Xu Maomao told it a lot of things about the underworld, and it listened with great interest.
“By the way, I also got the marriage certificate.” Xu Maomao said proudly. Although he and Shen Yu had already been engaged for a long time, so the surprise of getting the marriage certificate was diluted, but he still felt very happy.
Jade Rabbit was extremely envious.
“How have you been with Brother Yue Lao all these years?” Xu Maomao asked cautiously.
“No, I confessed once, and he rejected me.” Jade Rabbit rubbed her eyes tearfully, “He said I was still young, and we’re still good friends now.”
Xu Maomao touched it and was about to comfort it, but the next second the rabbit looked around with a sly look, its face flushed, and it pulled down its long ears with both hands to cover its blush and said shyly: “But we have made some progress! Yesterday, we kissed!”
Xu Maomao was dumbfounded. They kissed before they were even together?
It’s rapid progress, isn’t it?
Jade Rabbit was a little proud: “Brother Yue Lao took the initiative!”
Xu Maomao thought of Yue Lao’s icy appearance just now, which was a little hard to imagine, and his gossipy heart suddenly ignited: “Good Jade Rabbit, tell me quickly.”
Jade Rabbit looked shy: “Actually it’s like this. That day, Brother Yue Lao brewed a bottle of wine with peach blossoms, but he didn’t drink it himself but gave it to me first.”
Xu Maomao’s eyes lit up: “Hmm, then what? Did he become beastly after drinking?” Tsk tsk! Could it be that Brother Yue Lao is an abstinent person?
A gentleman in front of people and a beast behind their backs?
“Hate it, no.” Jade Rabbit said shyly, “After I drank, he didn’t take another cup but put his lips on the place where I drank and drank from that place and the way he put his lips matched mine perfectly!”
So it was an indirect kiss?
I took off my pants and you showed me this?!
But Jade Rabbit was so excited that it couldn’t help itself: “Ahhh, I feel so shy when I think about it. Brother Yue Lao must have been so wanton on purpose! So wanton!
How can there be such a bold and unrestrained thing in the world?”
Xu Maomao looked at it with disappointment, “Naive rabbit, why don’t you be so brave as to try to use marshmallows!”
If this goes on, when will Brother Yue Lao be able to be seduced?
The gossiping mind was instantly extinguished.
At this time, Shen Yu came from a distance.
Seeing the Emperor, Jade Rabbit hurriedly stopped the ripples on his face and said respectfully, “Brother Emperor, no, hello, Lord Emperor.”
Shen Yu glanced at him and said, “Yue Lao is looking for you.”
Jade Rabbit was stunned for a moment, then said goodbye excitedly and flew back to the Moon Tower in the Heavenly Palace. Before leaving, Xu Maomao winked at him a few times, telling it not to be scared and just do it!
“You’re flirting with other male rabbits right after getting the marriage certificate?” Shen Yu raised his eyebrows and picked up Maomao.
“How can I teach him how to chase Yue Lao otherwise?”
“You don’t have to worry about it. They love each other.” Shen Yu teleported and brought the two of them directly back to the Antarctic Palace from the ladder.
Xu Maomao was surprised, or not too surprised, to find that there was a jade bed behind him. He shivered and said, “A Yu, we didn’t bring condoms here. Don’t be instigated by Yue Lao’s nonsense!”
Shen Yu said innocently: “What does it have to do with him? After getting the marriage certificate, we will naturally have the wedding night. In the past, we were illegally mating and living together, but now it is legal. Don’t you want to try the feeling of being justified?”
As he spoke, the whole bed shook and was covered with a bright red wedding quilt, as well as very down-to-earth peanuts, longans and red dates.
“What the hell is this wedding night!” Xu Maomao yelled. How could he not know what these peanuts, longans and red dates meant[1]? He collapsed and said, “I don’t want to have a kitten!”
Shen Yu ignored his words and smiled evilly: “Don’t worry, baby, I will be gentle.”
However, contrary to this, the groom was overbearing and strong, and he made the chattering cat soft in just a few strokes.
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[1] In traditional Chinese weddings, peanuts, longans, and red dates are placed on the marital bed to symbolize blessings for a fertile and prosperous marriage with many children.