Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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This human looked like he was heartbroken before, and he didn’t look like he would take the initiative to talk to him.
Barbecued pork bun showed the eight skewers in his hand: “Brother, this is for you, you two can you reluctantly agree to be in the video?”
As he spoke, Barbecued Pork Bun added: “The live broadcast hasn’t started yet, I’ll give netizens some time to have dinner so they won’t complain about me in the forum later…”
Bai Ju thought for a while and shook his head sincerely: “No.”
Before, it was okay when they just hugged each other, since netizens couldn’t see anything too intimate; but now he and his Yao Yao were serious boyfriends, they could say some private words and couldn’t help but kiss. Such things were not suitable for being captured in the camera.
Xiao Yao couldn’t help but smile when he saw the barbecued pork bun being choked by Bai Ju and said comfortingly: “You can eat the skewers yourself, these are worth 670,000 yuan worth of kebabs.”
Barbecued pork bun: “…”
Are you sure you are here to comfort me?
Barbecued pork bun thought sadly, he might really have spent 670,000 to make a peaceful, silent, Buddhist-style bonfire live broadcast==. It’s just I’ll be sorry for my reputation as a horror game anchor, although I never seem to live up to it… I’d better find someone to change seats.
The operation of changing seats was actually not difficult, but the problem was that Old Dog Bai’s luck was guaranteed, he and Xiao Yao’s location corresponding to the two gold coins he caught was directly opposite the small stage. The view was particularly good, and it was especially suitable for live broadcasts. As a result, the barbecued pork bun thief wanted to occupy that location; if he wanted to change it, there were many people who were willing.
So, the barbecued pork bun wiped his face and said dejectedly: “Okay…thank you, brother, I’ll sit somewhere else.”
Barbecued pork bun looked up and looked around, trying to find a position with a good view. Before he could look twice, he heard Xiao Yao ask a question with great interest: “Speaking of which, aren’t you a horror game anchor? Why are there even bonfire parties and stuff on the air?”
Barbecued pork bun slowly turned around with a calm face: “…your question is so accurate.”
Barbecued pork bun said in a sad tone, full of drama: “To be honest, netizens are all playboys, a horror game anchor must work in the hall and in the kitchen, any talent should appear in the live broadcast room. For example, Buddhist live broadcast can be regarded as a skill…?” Barbecue Pork Bao thought idly.
It was a pity that in his live broadcast room, netizens not only wanted to transform the horror game anchor into an all-round anchor, but also wanted to climb over the wall from the anchor to the little brothers in the anchor’s camera.
Not loyal at all, climbing walls and climbing upright.
Xiao Yao thought this person was interesting, and after casually chatting with him, he saw that he had found a suitable seat and went to change seats while holding up the skewers in his hand.
Bai Ju glanced in the direction of the barbecued pork bun twice more, then reached out to pick up Xiao Yao and let him sit on his lap: “You really care about him.”
Xiao Yao’s perspective suddenly became higher, and he was caught off guard as he was caught by Bai Ju. When he reacted, he said with laughter and tears: “You can’t learn to be jealous, right?”
Bai Ju: “…”
Bai Ju tasted the feeling carefully: “It seems to be a little bit.”
Xiao Yao: “…”
He shouldn’t teach a straight ball player how to hit a straight ball.
Bai Ju smiled and hugged the person into his arms: “Don’t talk about it… you are mine anyway. It only takes three times, that human being may become a Taoist today.”
Xiao Yao automatically filtered Bai Ju’s comments after hearing the exclusive declaration, so he was a little confused: “Which ‘three’? Counting the flowers thrown on the float, he only ate spiritual food twice.”
Bai Ju lowered his head and kowtowed at the back of Xiao Yao’s head: “Together with today’s two, he has hit the gods three times on this island… Yao Yao, although I have not received a salary, the wild god is also a god.”
“He has communicated with the gods three times in two days, and he is a pure yang body, so he should do it no matter what. He has to enter the Tao.” Bai Ju chuckled and said, “Maybe when he starts the live broadcast, it will be a real horror live broadcast for him.”
Xiao Yao was dumbfounded: “…Brother Bai, are you a little gloating?”
Xiao Yao was used to living with his Yin and Yang eyes open. Although the world he saw was different from ordinary people, it did not affect his judgment of Yin and Yang and his normal life. But for a cultivator, no matter whether he had Yin and Yang eyes or not, entering the Tao at this moment, the divine light in the sky, the fireworks in the world, and the ghosts in the underground would all become part of the cultivator’s eyes, and the duration was related to the person’s talent.
Barbecued Pork Bun was a rare pure yang person. If he became a Taoist, his pair of yin and yang eyes would take at least three days to clear up. During these three days, if there was no suitable guide, he may scare people to the point of being autistic and suspicious, such that even if the yin and yang eyes were automatically closed in the future, there would be some psychological shadow.
However, this Turtle Island was quite clean. At least on the surface, there were not so many gods and ghosts. Occasionally, there were a few who looked quite normal… which should not cause too much trouble to people.
Xiao Yao thought about it for a moment. If this barbecued pork bun had never entered Taoism, he would not take the initiative to interfere with his fate. But if he accepted Taoism today, he would be an excellent Taoist talent. As a Taoist practitioner, Xiao Yao would also find it impossible to miss such a good seed. So, he could guide him.
After thinking about it, Xiao Yao nudged Bai Ju with his elbow: “Brother Bai, if this barbecued pork bun really becomes a Taoist, I want to introduce him to Qu Lang.”
Bai Ju was a little confused: “Huh? Qu Lang?”
Xiao Yao explained: “Professionally, I come into contact with a lot of demons and ghosts, and Qu Lang comes into contact with a lot of Taoism people; and the people in their secret service are more or less talented and weird people who are different from ordinary cultivators. Barbecued pork buns is quite suitable for Qu Lang to train.”
Bai Ju said clearly: “It would be pretty good if he was recruited.”
Xiao Yao nodded and looked thoughtfully at the person he was communicating with. He took out the barbecued pork bun at his seat and silently took out his cell phone.
….
Qu Lang listened to the busy signal of the phone hanging up with a dull face. After a while, he slowly pressed the handset back onto the phone.
“Captain Qu, what’s wrong?” A Heng, who was typing on the keyboard next to him, paid close attention to his captain. Seeing him looking like he was out of his mind, he couldn’t help but ask.
Qu Lang opened his mouth and spat out a series of ellipses.
What does “That person hit the mountain god three times in a row? Bai Wang said it’s almost time for him to enter the Taoism. If he is really good at it, maybe you can dig him out and train him”…
Qu Lang struggled to accept the good news and rubbed it. Rubbing his hands, his eyes lit up with a strange light, and he replied slowly: “My brother Xiao is marrying well, my brother Xiao is marrying well…”
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Brother Xiao: You can think about it before you speak.
——Ahem, to explain, it is the original form of the old white dog. Because he is too big, he can only reduce his activities on weekdays.
In the past, when Old Dog Bai was a hunting dog in the mountains, he would not specifically change his image. He would probably just shrink in proportion; but when he woke up in modern times, he found that he looked like a garden dog and was not as popular as a Satsuma, and he was taller anyway. So Old Dog Bai changed his appearance to cheat food and drink…
I didn’t write this part clearly, I just mentioned it briefly in the previous article~
Old Dog Bai is really “acting” when he plays Samoyed==, Moreover, no matter how big a Satsuma is, it is still very cute, fluffy and fluffy. It can’t bear the word “Bai Ju” hhhhh, so it is very suitable for cuteness!
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