Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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Facts had proved that Lang Shiyi’s worries were unnecessary. Yan Leyang did not need protection. On the contrary, he became more and more excited in virtual competitions and felt like a fish in water.
The more skilled the other side was, the better he became, and the more excited he became.
They played for the whole morning, and when Yan Leyang came down, he was still reluctant to leave, with light in his eyes.
“Let’s go eat first.” Lang Shiyi ignored Yan Leyang’s pleading look, “You must eat lunch.”
The young Yan Leyang would act pitiful, while the older Yan Leyang would just talk nonsense. This gave Lang Shiyi the inexplicable illusion that he was taking care of a child.
They went directly to the mall. Yan Leyang originally wanted to see what the mall looked like up close, but after coming down, he discovered a problem: “Why are there only a few people here?”
“Shopping in StarCraft is very convenient. Express delivery in the city can be delivered within five minutes.” Lang Shiyi explained, “Originally, shopping malls should not exist, but now there is a wave of people in StarCraft who are keen on reducing the sense of distance between people.”
“They say it would be more intimate this way.” Lang Shiyi scoffed at this statement, but seeing Yan Leyang’s strange look, he felt that it was necessary to thank this thing for existing. “Actually, I have never brought you to such a place.”
“Huh? Why?” Yan Leyang was puzzled. Lang Shiyi said that he liked his adult body. In a physical mall like StarCraft, there were couples everywhere, so it should be a good place for a date.
However, Lang Shiyi did not answer his question but looked at Yan Leyang with resentment.
Yan Leyang’s head was full of question marks.
“I have to ask you this.” Lang Shiyi complained, “You were so lively when you were seventeen or eighteen, how come you became a staunch stay-at-home dad when you grew up?” Not only was he a stay-at-home dad, he also had the attribute of a stalker.
It was difficult to match Yan Leyang’s personality as an adult with his actual abilities.
The more Lang Shiyi thought about it, the more complicated his mood became, so he simply dragged the person who had lost his memory to find a restaurant.
“All the herbivorous animals here have turned into beastmen. How do you deal with the meat you eat?” Yan Leyang asked as he walked around. In his original world, in addition to beastmen, there were also pure wild beasts. For example, there were beastmen and pure tigers in the Siberian tiger, the kind in Man and Nature.
“Those are man-made, including those roasted whole lambs you see. They are all synthetic but there is no difference in taste or nutrition.” Lang Shiyi explained.
“Uh.” Yan Leyang still felt a little strange. “So, for the herbivores, you copy their corpses and eat them?”
Lang Shiyi was stunned for a moment.
But Yan Leyang spoke up again at this time: “Are we carnivores not very popular among them?”
Lang Shiyi turned his head and looked at Yan Leyang: “Let me correct you. My diet includes vegetables and fruits. Between the two of us, you are the pure carnivore.”
“So I’m more unpopular than you, right?” Yan Leyang pointed at himself. Lang Shiyi nodded, and then Yan Leyang shut up. He didn’t want to study how much those herbivores hated him.
While the two of them were chatting, someone not far away was recording a video with a light computer. Lang Shiyi glanced at him in warning, and after the other party turned off the light computer, he ignored it.
In a sense, Yan Leyang was a celebrity. The speed at which the video of Yan Leyang teasing others in prison spread was terrifying because it was too unreasonable. It was not surprising that he was recognized when he walked out.
Lang Shiyi took Yan Leyang to eat and ordered a whole roasted lamb, for just the two of them, because Yan Leyang had a huge appetite.
When the roasted whole lamb came up, Yan Leyang couldn’t help but say: “Well, do you think it’s possible that there are a few real corpses mixed in with the fake meat we eat?”
Lang Shiyi’s chopsticks stopped.
But Yan Leyang was still saying: “This is possible. We can’t tell whether it’s real or fake. You said the taste is the same. Is it possible that there are a few real corpses…”
Yan Leyang traveled through time, oh no, during the time when he lost his memory, two months before that, the TV had just broadcast the news about human meat buns, and the content was quite sick. As a qualified Chunnibyou, Yan Leyang’s imagination was still very powerful.
Lang Shiyi silently put down his chopsticks, then stood up, walked to Yan Leyang, and then reached out and gave Yan Leyang a big slap.
He didn’t want to, after all, he loved Yan Leyang. But the middle school students needed to learn to suppress their excitement.
“Hey, you!” Yan Leyang covered the back of his head.
“Don’t mention corpses anymore.” Lang Shiyi sat back down, “I don’t want to do anything to the person I like.”
“If you don’t want to hit the person you like, you can actually choose not to hit my head.” Yan Leyang reminded him.
I can’t quite bear it, Lang Shiyi thought silently.
No one could remain calm when the other party suspected that the food they were eating was actually a real corpse. Especially Lang Shiyi, he didn’t quite understand why Yan Leyang used such a scary word as “corpse”.
In fact, Yan Leyang looked like this when he was a child, but he didn’t think it was a problem. Isn’t the meat we usually eat corpses? It is a corpse that has been dismembered, chopped up and marinated.
Everyone was the same. When Yan Leyang was younger, he would lament the fickleness of fate and the fact that the lives of livestock could never be controlled by themselves, then he would frown and gnaw on chicken feet or pig’s trotters with a deep hatred.
The little tiger had a big appetite, and he was a pure carnivore.
After being slapped, Yan Leyang became much more obedient and lowered his head to eat obediently. However, while Yan Leyang was quiet, some guys started to make a noise.
“Is that Yan Leyang?” It was a voice that was difficult to tell whether it was male or female.
Yan Leyang turned his head and saw a round-faced man. The man stared at Yan Leyang nervously, waving his hands around uncomfortably.
Yan Leyang did not respond but looked at Lang Shiyi. Yan Leyang certainly did not know this person, so he could not respond.
Lang Shiyi took a sip of his drink. After putting it down, he looked at the round-faced man: “Who are you?”
Oh, that’s someone I don’t know. Yan Leyang restrained his caution and stared at the man warily.
“No, I, I, I just saw someone send the location on the optical computer.” The man took a step back nervously. Facing the look in Lang Shiyi’s eyes, the man’s voice trembled a little: “I just like Yan Leyang very much, so I came to take a look.”
“Then I want to ask something.” The man’s voice became smaller and smaller, but he still stubbornly stated his purpose, “That is, Yan Leyang, are you still updating?”
Update? What update? Yan Leyang looked at Lang Shiyi again, and Lang Shiyi coughed twice: “I don’t think there will be any more updates in the short term.”
Yan Leyang had a problem with his brain now, and his writing was from the point of view of an adult, and now this high school student didn’t even have the experience of writing a script.
“Is that so?” The round-faced man was a little disappointed. “Then, can you take a photo with me?”
“No.” Yan Leyang refused directly, “I don’t like showing my face.”
Lang Shiyi stood up: “Let’s go.”
“What?” Yan Leyang didn’t even react, and Lang Shiyi didn’t give him a chance to think, and directly pulled Yan Leyang up: “Let’s go.”
“But, but that meal.” Yan Leyang was being pulled away by Lang Shiyi, and he pointed at the dining table.
“More people will come later.” Lang Shiyi’s face was not looking good. He just wanted to bring the child to see the interstellar world and had no interest in being watched. “If we are too late, we will not be able to move.”
So exaggerated? As Yan Leyang ran, he looked back at the round-faced man standing there, feeling a little embarrassed.
And he finally had a complete understanding of his fame in the interstellar world as an adult.
Lang Shiyi mentioned this to him, but Yan Leyang didn’t feel it was real.
It was not until he was dragged out by Lang Shiyi and saw more than ten or twenty people gathered at the door that he realized the seriousness of the problem.
The only thing to be thankful for was that in the interstellar age, everyone paid great attention to personal privacy and had a high sense of morals, so even though there were a lot of people gathered outside, only one person went directly into the store.
And after Yan Leyang came out, the group of people automatically made way for him.
“That’s Yan Leyang, right?” A female beastman covered her mouth. “It’s Yan Leyang, right? He looks even better in person than Xing Wangqiang.”
“He really is a couple with Lang Shiyi. I always thought they were just living together in Dawn and would break up after coming out.” The speaker was the female beastman’s best friend.
The male beastman nodded: “When he was dragged out just now, he turned around and glared at us. He looked really fierce.”
“Honestly, don’t you think it’s really exciting to be looked at with disgust by him?” This was a gray-haired male beastman. He couldn’t help but cover his arms when he said this. “Ah, being looked at by a beautiful man with trashy eyes.”
The crowd who was originally watching Yan Leyang leave all looked at the gray-haired man. A second later, a circular vacuum area appeared around the gray-haired man.
The gray-haired man was stunned for a moment, and a little angry: “This is just my personal hobby! You can’t deny the rationality of this hobby.”
It turned out that there were quite a few people who shared the same hobbies as the gray-haired man.
In the interstellar age, everyone was bound by various etiquettes. Everyone was a moral model, but under the strong pressure of moral models, there were still many hidden sadomasochists and sadists.
Luo Ma had just finished writing a report and was squatting in the tea room to rest and prepare for her lunch.
She squatted beside the sofa and pressed her temples while waiting for her food to get heated.
She bought the meal herself and it was delicious, but she still preferred Yan Leyang’s cooking skills. However, Yan Leyang now didn’t know how to cook at all.
Luo Ma didn’t know why, but she felt aggrieved just by heating up the food.
She was leaning against the wall, and when she curled up, the sofa just blocked her figure, so when the next few people came in, they didn’t realize there was someone here at all.
“Have you seen that photo?” a male colleague asked.
Luo Ma raised her head and stood up straight. Her experience told her that there was gossip!
“I took a look. Wow, Yan Leyang is so handsome.” The person who answered the male colleague’s question was actually a female colleague.
Yan Leyang? Luo Ma was stunned again. What does this have to do with Yan Leyang?
“I actually saw Yan Leyang when that guy was beaten up. But he looked so angry at the time, so I didn’t dare to say hello.” This was the third person, and he sighed regretfully after saying it.
Then the fourth person followed suit and said: “I’ve long felt that Yan Leyang has that kind of potential. To be honest, the look in his eyes in the photo makes me want to shout ‘brother, step on me’.”
Huh?! Luo Ma’s expression instantly became very tangled and complicated, but she was more concerned about the photo. What photo?
Luo Ma carefully muted her computer, then minimized the screen and went to browse the Star Network.
She didn’t even have to search for Yan Leyang directly, because the most popular post on a certain communication forum was about meeting Yan Leyang by chance in a shopping mall.
Luo Ma clicked on it and saw the photo at first glance.
Yan Leyang seemed to be being dragged by someone, and only the back of the person dragging him could be seen. However, according to Luo Ma’s analysis, it should be Lang Shiyi.
Yan Leyang had turned his head. Yan Leyang’s hair was long and golden, which made it look particularly beautiful.
In the photo, Yan Leyang looked at the camera, frowning, and looking very unhappy, as if he was about to rush over and hit someone at the next moment.
And the comments below this post were all about licking violent beauties.
[Ah, the beauty’s eyes are so fierce! I felt like he punched me hard in the chest.]
The old man on the subway[1], Luo Ma who was looking at her phone thought to herself at this time that if Yan Leyang really punched you, it would be quite remarkable if you were still alive.
This didn’t seem right. Why are these people licking Yan Leyang? Logically speaking, shouldn’t Lang Shiyi’s appearance be more in line with their fantasies?
People outside were still discussing it.
“Really? Yan Leyang is so fierce, he must be a lot of fun in bed.” This was another male colleague’s voice, “I wonder if he will turn into a beast. His beast form is so big, if he can press on me…”
Damn! I forgot, Yan Leyang’s beast form is a plus, the only one in the entire galaxy.
As the discussion outside became more and more in-depth, Luo Ma could no longer listen.
At the same time, a ding sound was heard, indicating that Luo Ma’s meal was ready. Everyone in the tea room fell silent at the same time and looked towards the place where the sound came from.
Luo Ma stood up expressionlessly with the meal in hand: “Thank you for your love. I will pass it on to him later?”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” The wailing sounds rang out at the same time, but Luo Ma just walked expressionlessly past the screaming crowd, intending to go out and find a place to squat and eat.
Yan Leyang was dragged onto the hovercraft by Lang Shiyi at this moment, and he was still a little uncomfortable: “Actually, they have been very restrained.”
“Oh?” Lang Shiyi glanced at Yan Leyang, “What do you mean?”
“The star-chasing people in our world are much crazier than this.” Yan Leyang thought about it, “If it were in our world, we might not even be able to get out.”
Lang Shiyi nodded, and then Yan Leyang saw with his own eyes as a trapezoidal crack appeared on Lang Shiyi’s arm, and then the weapon that was usually hidden in his arm was slowly pushed out.
“They might also be afraid of this.” After coming to the cat tribe with Yan Leyang, the fact that Lang Shiyi’s body had undergone extensive transformation was also known to the interstellar people.
No one would be foolish enough to offend a cyborg, unless they wanted to risk their life.
Yan Leyang stared at the gun on Lang Shiyi’s arm and didn’t say anything. When he finally reacted, he stuttered many times and finally said, “Awesome.”
“You have weapons all over your body?” Yan Leyang asked in confusion.
Lang Shiyi thought for a long time and shook his head: “Mostly, there are other systems.”
System? Yan Leyang was stunned again. His whole body had been transformed. Then, “Are you still a human being?” He blurted out the words without thinking.
Yan Leyang regretted it after he said it, and quickly said: “That’s not what I meant.”
“I’m a human.” Lang Shiyi looked forward, “Because I like you.”
If he hadn’t fallen in love with Yan Leyang, Lang Shiyi himself wouldn’t have figured out whether he was a person or a machine. But if he could fall in love with someone, it meant that he was still close to being a “human”.
Yan Leyang blushed a little when he heard Lang Shiyi’s straightforward “I like you”, but he realized that Lang Shiyi was not talking to him at all, he just liked the one who came after he became an adult, and Yan Leyang immediately returned to normal.
“Eh?” Yan Leyang looked out the window. He felt a little uncomfortable and didn’t dare to look at Lang Shiyi.
“That person.” Yan Leyang noticed a person standing on the side of the road.
There weren’t many people on the interstellar roadside, and most people stayed at home, but even so, Yan Leyang shouldn’t have noticed anyone in the crowd.
But the fact was, he saw someone he was very familiar with: “Teacher?”
“What?” Lang Shiyi was stunned.
“The person we just passed by.” Yan Leyang frowned and thought, “That person looks exactly like my Chinese teacher.”
Yan Leyang’s Chinese teacher? Lang Shiyi’s mind suddenly turned.
Yan Leyang said that this novel was written by a friend of his, who was also his classmate. But this classmate was very lazy, and many of the characters’ names and appearances in the plot were taken from local sources, and he would harm anyone he knew.
“Go over first.” Lang Shiyi turned around.
Yan Leyang was stunned for a moment: “Wait, wait, maybe they just look alike.”
“No, it’s more likely that he’s a key figure.”
The man was holding an ice cream in his hand, licking it as he walked.
“Well, um, Teacher He Wen?” Yan Leyang’s voice was cautious, even a little trembling.
In fact, Teacher He Wen was quite nice to them, but no matter how nice he was, Yan Leyang was a senior high school student. No matter how kind the teacher was at other times, he would be very clear when assigning homework.
The word “teacher” at the end was shouted out by Yan Leyang subconsciously. He was a little nervous, mainly because He Wen had a little habit that made Yan Leyang uncomfortable.
The man turned around and was stunned for a moment after noticing that it was Yan Leyang. He blinked twice and said in sudden realization: “It’s Yan Leyang, right?”
Yan Leyang was really afraid that this guy would immediately ask: “Have you finished your homework?”
Yan Leyang was so scared that he took a half step back, then held Lang Shiyi’s hand tightly.
However, the horrific scene that Yan Leyang had anticipated did not happen, because the man was not familiar with Yan Leyang at all. The main reason he called out his name so quickly was because Yan Leyang was too well-known in the interstellar world.
“How do you know me?” He Wen was a little confused.
“I, I…” Yan Leyang glanced at Lang Shiyi and found that he didn’t know what Lang Shiyi was thinking. He couldn’t help him so he could only say something nonsense. “My former teacher looked exactly like you. Your name is He Wen, right?”
“Oh, what a coincidence.” He Wen scratched his head, “I’m a teacher too.” But He Wen didn’t remember a student like Yan Leyang.
Yan Leyang chatted nervously and tremblingly with the man named He Wen, and He Wen was indeed quite generous and smiled from time to time.
Finally, after the two exchanged contact information, He Wen left, but Yan Leyang was still standing there nervously.
“This is not like you.” Lang Shiyi watched Yan Leyang’s face turn red with nervousness.
“What’s the big deal!” Yan Leyang covered his face. “Normally, all students would be afraid of their teachers. This is level suppression. There’s nothing we can do about it!”
“And Teacher He Wen is obsessed with fluff!” Yan Leyang could barely speak clearly. “When I was in school, he kept thinking about pinching my paw pads. It’s normal for me to be scared!”
Lang Shiyi nodded thoughtfully. Yan Leyang really didn’t like people thinking about his meat pads. In Yan Leyang’s opinion, those people were complete perverts.
“By the way, how do I save contact information on the optical computer?” Yan Leyang shook his bracelet and said, “I don’t know how to use it.”
“Oh, I forgot you don’t know how to use the light computer.” Lang Shiyi led Yan Leyang into the car, and then taught Yan Leyang how to use the light computer bracelet.
Yan Leyang learned very quickly, and after learning it, he couldn’t help but sigh: “It’s pretty amazing, I’ve only seen this stuff in science fiction movies.”
Then Lang Shiyi started the car again, and Yan Leyang studied the optical computer silently.
“Are the photos in this three-dimensional? Then why are they still called photos? They are not three-dimensional at all.” Yan Leyang chattered excitedly, and in an instant he forgot the bad thing that happened when he just met his “teacher”.
Lang Shiyi heard Yan Leyang expressing his views and opinions, but suddenly, Yan Leyang fell silent.
The environment inside the car suddenly became quiet. Lang Shiyi looked over in confusion and saw Yan Leyang staring at the photo in front of him in disbelief.
This photo exactly showed what Yan Leyang looked like when he was dragged away by Lang Shiyi. He looked very fierce, at least that’s what Yan Leyang thought.
However, the comments under this photo made Yan Leyang doubt his life.
[Yan Leyang step on me! I want Yan Leyang to transform into a beast and step on me!]
[My wife is glaring at me. She really dislikes me, but I like her.]
[I have always been a fan of Yan Leyang’s Yan’s prprpr]
[Thanks for the invitation. My beast form is an antelope. Can you bite my neck when you f**k me, Brother Yan? I like this kind of stimulating pleasure.]
Yan Leyang stared at the increasingly explicit comments, a little stunned. What the hell, there are no humans in the interstellar space anymore! Then why are there still so many perverts?!
And he was just a high school student! Although he was already eighteen, this shouldn’t be the case.
Yan Leyang became autistic and Lang Shiyi became unhappy.
Lang Shiyi didn’t want Yan Leyang to become the object of fantasy for so many people.
So the wolf pulled over at eleven o’clock and made a video on his computer.
He posted a video of Yan Leyang’s first virtual training, in which he used a mecha to break a Brahman bull’s neck within four seconds.
Want to be bitten on the neck? Want excitement? Is a broken neck exciting enough?
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