Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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Xie Ruheng had classes from the afternoon to the evening, so Tang Bai decided to accompany Li Songyun to do a live broadcast in the second half of the day.
Speaking of Li Songyun, Tang Bai couldn’t help but admire Li Songyun’s efficiency. In less than a day, Uncle Li had already moved into the new home! And even invited him to the new home to start a live broadcast!
On that day, Li Songyun did four things: filing for divorce, looking for a house, moving, and preparing live broadcast content.
When talking about Li Songyun, Father Tang couldn’t help but praise him: “He is more efficient than more than 90% of the employees in my company.”
In the neatly organized new home, Li Songyun poured a cup of tea for Tang Bai. A stack of review materials was placed on the coffee table. After noticing Tang Bai’s puzzled look, Li Songyun said in high spirits, “You need a teacher’s qualification certificate to teach in elementary school. I am preparing to take the teacher’s qualification exam during this period.”
So did you even do a fifth thing today?
Tang Bai: “Strong, too strong.”
Tang Bai found that he had greatly underestimated Li Songyun. Although Director Huang had praised Li Songyun’s time management ability many times before, saying that he could still stay beautiful while doing housework but when this ability was used in the family, it would always be looked down upon unconsciously.
If Li Songyun had not been a househusband for the first 26 years of his life, he would have achieved success in any profession.
“I’m going to make a fruit platter live.” Li Songyun showed Tang Bai the process he wrote. When they discussed the ideas and decided to start the broadcast, Li Songyun suddenly received a prompt sound from the light computer.
It was a message from Gu Mian.
Gu Mian: “I’ll pick you up and take you home in the evening.”
Li Songyun frowned, “Gu Mian, I am separating from you.”
Gu Mian: “I never agreed to it.”
Li Songyun no longer had much patience to communicate with Gu Mian. He could almost imagine Gu Mian’s next parrot-like answer.
Li Songyun: “I’m very busy, Gu Mian, I don’t have time to waste on meaningless things with you. If you came to me today just to talk about this, then I can tell you clearly that whether you agree or not, I have separated from you.”
Li Songyun: “If you continue to say meaningless nonsense, I will block you.”
The chat interface showed that the other party was typing. Li Songyun waited for a while and was about to close the dialog box when Gu Mian asked again, “Why did you crop the wedding photo?”
Li Songyun: “I took away what belongs to me.”
Gu Mian asked again: “Why did you leave the jewelry behind?”
Li Songyun: “Because it doesn’t belong to me.”
It was too expensive, an ornament worth an entire planet. If Gu Mian had not given him the card at that time and asked him to spend all the money on the card to buy ornaments to buy Madam Gu’s face, he would never have bought such expensive jewelry.
Gu Mian: “Why don’t they belong to you?”
Li Songyun didn’t like chatting with Gu Mian, whether in real life or on the Internet. Gu Mian’s cold tone was always uncomfortable, just like the series of questions at this moment, which was more like interrogating a prisoner than chatting.
“Because these things belong to Madam Gu.” Li Songyun said coldly: “And I am no longer Madam Gu.”
“I still have things to do. If you have anything to say, please wait until I’m done with my work.” Li Songyun directly put Gu Mian on the blacklist and planned to release him after he was done with his work.
He had never done anything so rude to anyone, let alone to Gu Mian.
In the past twenty-six years of marriage, as long as Gu Mian had any requests, he would be there at any time and perfectly fulfill all the obligations a wife should fulfill.
But the focus of his life now was no longer the Gu family.
Li Songyun gave Tang Bai a gentle smile, “Sorry to have kept you waiting for so long, let’s start the live broadcast.”
….
This was Tang Bai’s first live broadcast with other anchors!
The content of the live broadcast was still the long-lost food live broadcast~
Wait! The real identity of that little anchor is Gu Tunan’s dad!!!
Want to know “what it’s like to become close friends with your ex-boyfriend’s dad”? Hurry up and click on Li Songyun’s live broadcast room!
Within three minutes of the broadcast starting, the number of online viewers in Li Songyun’s live broadcast room skyrocketed.
Tang Bai pulled Li Songyun together to greet the camera. One was a lively and cute little aristocratic omega, and the other was an intellectual, elegant and mature omega. They both had their own beauty. Even if they did nothing, just licking their faces would satisfy everyone.
[Hello, Teacher Xiao Tang! Hello, Mrs. Gu!]
[Mrs. Gu, please take a look at whether I am suitable to be your daughter-in-law!]
[Mrs. Gu is so charming! Can you share your skin care tips?]
[Can learning how to cook delicious food win Gu Tunan’s heart?]
Facing the enthusiastic and friendly “Mrs. Gu” in the comments, Li Songyun said softly: “Hello everyone, I am very happy to communicate with you through the Star Network live broadcast. Let me introduce myself. My name is Li Songyun. This is my live broadcast room. I will share with you food making, etiquette teaching, and time management. I hope you can call me Li Songyun, Mr. Li, or Teacher Li, because here I am myself, not someone’s wife.”
Tang Bai said enthusiastically: “Hello, Teacher Li! Our Teacher Li is a master of time management, well-educated and considerate! Today, Teacher Li is going to restore the imperial cuisine from ancient books for us. Before making the imperial cuisine, let’s warm up with some fruit carving~”
After Tang Bai changed his words, the comments started calling him Teacher Li.
Li Songyun took the fruits out of the fruit basket, picked up the fruit knife, took a deep breath, and looked intently at the reddish-brown fruits in his hand.
….
Gu Mian had been waiting for Li Songyun’s reply.
His last question on the message page, “Why don’t you want to be Mrs. Gu anymore?” had not been answered yet.
Was it Li Songyun was organizing the language?
His gray-blue eyes stared at the computer solemnly. No matter what Li Songyun was doing, whether cooking, taking care of the children, or sleeping, the interval between Li Songyun’s reply to his message never exceeded one minute.
“It’s rare, Old Gu, that you would slack off at work.” Lieutenant General Mo came over curiously.
Gu Mian did not avoid Lieutenant General Mo. During this period, Lieutenant General Mo gave him some emotional advice, although he did not listen to most of it.
“Are you waiting for Li Songyun to reply?” Lieutenant General Mo looked as if he had seen a ghost. He knew very well how much Gu Mian pursued efficiency. If someone had told him before that Gu Mian had been waiting for someone to reply for ten minutes, he would definitely ask if that person was the highest battlefield commander where the war was so urgent that the Federation would be destroyed in the next second.
Gu Mian hummed and continued to look at the computer seriously.
“No, Lao Gu, didn’t you see Li Songyun said he had something else to do, and that we should wait until he was done with it?” Lieutenant General Mo said helplessly, “Don’t just wait around, the Empire will send someone over soon, and we have a lot of things to deal with.”
Gu Mian was silent for a while, then sent a message asking, “Are you busy?”
Lieutenant General Mo:
Lieutenant General Mo flipped through the chat history between Gu Mian and Li Songyun, and suddenly a shocking guess popped up in his mind. This guess was so shocking that he hesitated to believe it. But seeing Gu Mian’s stubborn look, he mustered up the courage and said tremblingly, “Old Gu, do you think Li Songyun has blocked you?”
Gu Mian raised his head and looked at Lieutenant General Mo, his heroic eyebrows frowned, “Block?”
Lieutenant General Mo felt inexplicably guilty: “Why don’t you try to transfer money to Li Songyun? If you are blocked, you won’t be able to transfer money successfully.”
Three seconds later, a clear line of “You are not the other party’s friend, transfer failed” plunged the air into a long silence.
“What are you two doing together? Are you watching Li Songyun’s live broadcast?” An officer walked over and asked cheerfully.
“Live broadcast?” the two alphas said in unison.
“Gu Mian, don’t you know that your wife is live streaming?” The officer showed the live streaming screen to the two men.
In the live broadcast room, the camera was aimed at a pair of slender hands with superior nail beds, no nail polish, and a small black mole on the index finger.
This was Li Songyun’s hand.
Gu Mian remembered the way Li Songyun held the knife. Li Songyun always used this posture to peel fruit for him.
During the time when he was seriously injured and lying on the hospital bed, Li Songyun sat beside the bed and carved fruits into the shape of mechas commonly used in the empire, and then said to him, come, eat this mecha, our Major General Gu can destroy the enemy even if he lies on the hospital bed!
He didn’t say anything, nor did he reach out to take the fruit carving. He just held his breath and watched Li Songyun smile.
He saw that brilliant smile gradually fade away, and Li Songyun whispered to him, I, I didn’t mean to joke about the war.
Memory and reality overlapped for a moment. Gu Mian looked at the hands holding the rice noodle and the carving knife and cut a rabbit shape out of the rice noodle in just a few strokes. Then there was another dazzling moment. Amid the exclamations of the barrage, a mini pink rabbit mecha came to life.
The hands placed the carved pink rabbit mecha among a group of ferocious “Zergs”. Those Zergs were carved from red snake fruits. Each Zerg had a different expression, some flapping their wings to appear leaping, and some opening their bloody mouths with fangs exposed. They surrounded the pink rabbit mecha, as if they were going to pounce on it and bite it in the next second.
The camera gradually zoomed in, and lifelike fruit carvings appeared in front of the camera, looking more like works of art than food.
Li Songyun felt that it was not authentic enough, so he squeezed kiwi juice and dripped it drop by drop on the “Zerg” with a dropper to simulate the blood flowing from the Zerg.
[The sculpture is great! But the Zerg looks so unappetizing to me. I just want to eat the pink bunny mech!]
[You’ve wasted your time, this is what a Meng A should eat!]
[Teacher Li is awesome! Please accept my knee!]
[I envy Major General Gu so much, he can eat a fruit platter that looks like a work of art every day]
“I really envy you, Old Gu. You’ll have a great meal when you get home!” The officer was just about to ask Gu Mian if he could have a free meal when he saw Lieutenant General Mo winking at him desperately as if his eyes were cramping.
The alpha with grey-blue eyes frowned tightly. He looked like a beautiful statue, but not a statue, because a statue’s eyes would not have such strong and vivid emotions.
In the live broadcast, a white-haired officer who looked familiar to Gu Mian walked up to Li Songyun. The officer was wearing a brand new military uniform, his beard was clean-shaven, and his hair was carefully groomed. He was carrying two large bags of gifts and affectionately called Li Songyun “Brother”.
“Brother, can I try the fruit platter you made?”
Li Songyun turned his head and smiled at the white-haired officer. His red eyes were bright and warm. It was the beautiful smile in Gu Mian’s memory.
“Of course.” Li Songyun said with a smile.
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