Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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Without the help of Kongtong Jade, and without being in the Sun and Moon Youth Hostel, this was the first time he dreamed of that immortal mansion for no reason.
This time, Shen Yu saw the man called the Emperor again. He seemed very lonely in his dreams, always staying in that deserted immortal mansion. Occasionally, immortal beasts and monsters would come to visit him, but they would also leave quickly, as if they were afraid of being around him. This feeling of loneliness was inexplicably conveyed to Shen Yu. It was obviously another person’s emotion, but Shen Yu felt familiar with it.
Time in the dream flowed faster than before. Through the rapidly alternating days and nights, Shen Yu quietly watched this man live in loneliness year after year, until later, another immortal in red clothes came to visit him. The emperor called this immortal king “Yue Lao”.
Yue Lao was also a very lonely god. He had no marriage line and was very busy with his affairs. He could only get together with his old friend the Emperor occasionally.
The two chatted for a long time, and the emperor tactfully expressed that he had been feeling bored and lonely recently, and that he might stay in seclusion for a while.
Yue Lao said: “You can’t retreat. Once you retreat, the world of monsters and beasts may be in chaos.”
“I know, so I’m already studying new spells,” the emperor pondered for a moment and said, “The ‘fossil separation’ soul separation method that I mentioned to you before is beginning to take shape. Maybe in the future we can use elixirs to guard the immortal palace and travel between heaven and earth.”
Yue Lao’s eyes lit up: “When will it be completed?”
“…It will take some time.”
So during this time, they all had to stay at their respective posts boringly and diligently. Yue Lao felt the hardship caused by this “sitting system” and could not help but comfort him: “If the emperor feels lonely, just raise a kitten. It’s the same with dogs around me. I recently brought Immortal Chang’e’s jade rabbit over, and it was quite interesting.”
The emperor was not very interested and did not follow his words.
“Naturally, there are not many divine beasts in the world who are qualified to accompany the emperor, but I recently heard that the last remaining nine-tailed cat in the world seems to be pregnant?”
The emperor nodded: “It cut off one of its own tails as a price.”
“The cat tribe is beautiful and cute, and the nine-tailed cats are very well-behaved and spiritual. They are quieter than the dog tribe. If you want it, go ahead and let the kitten accompany you. It doesn’t matter, life in heaven is indeed quite boring.”
The emperor was noncommittal, but his eyes were obviously shaken. After a moment, he whispered: “That’s it, the nine-tailed cat tribe is extremely rare, and I don’t want to fight for love.” He kept smiling without saying a word.
Although the emperor claimed that he would not raise the cub, Shen Yu knew what happened next. When the mother cat came and asked him to keep the cub by his side, he agreed on the spot without hesitation. Even before he was born, he was already interacting with the little guy inside the mother cat’s belly, and he was obviously looking forward to its birth.
Only now did Shen Yu realize that the order of the series of dreams he had dreamed was in reverse order. He recalled and sorted it out bit by bit and realized that it was a living tragedy for the emperor.
The conscientious emperor had been guarding the world of monsters and beasts for countless years, but because of the custom that immortals were not allowed to marry, although he looked majestic, he was actually a bachelor for thousands of years, so he couldn’t help but feel lonely.
He finally wanted to get a cat to dispel his loneliness, but before he could hold the cat, the cat turned into a pile of bones…
Was that cat… Xu Maomao?
Shen Yu was frightened when he thought of this. If Xu Maomao was the cat appointed by the emperor, would he descend from the sky one day, snatch him away, and take him to heaven?
Waking up with a heavy sense of crisis, Shen Yu couldn’t help but hug Xu Maomao tightly the moment he saw him.
Okay, okay, this cat is my own now, not a pile of bones.
Xu Maomao was hugged until his face was suffocated in his clothes. He struggled weakly before being suffocated and asked, “A Yu, what did you say? I’ve been here all the time. Are you having a nightmare?”
“…A boring dream,” Shen Yu rubbed him, “Go to sleep.”
Xu Maomao tilted his little head and meowed delicately: “If you are unhappy, you can tell me.”
The clear eyes of the kitten in his arms looked so understanding.
Shen Yu shook his head, “I’m afraid that the flying immortals from outside will take you away.” How could he have the nerve to say this? Anyway, the emperor didn’t protect Xu Maomao well back then. He would definitely take over this banner and let this cat live every day. They needed to be happy – maybe being happy was not enough. The two of them had to go a step further and get closer. It was better to cook the rice before it’s raw. Then when the immortal king comes to snatch the cat one day, Xu Maomao won’t follow then.
That night, Xu Maomao had a very rich and delicious meal of super oysters and scallops. The oyster meat was impressive and filled two large bowls. Shen Yu seemed to be afraid of treating him badly, so he let him eat as much as he wanted. After all, he was a demon cat and could eat three or four times as much as ordinary cats, so Xu Maomao finished off all the dozen or so kilograms of oysters peeled by Shen Yu tonight.
The consequence of eating too much oysters and clams was… too much tonic, and he felt a little hot…
In fact, he usually ate fish, shrimps and oysters frequently, but this was the first time he had had such an obvious reaction. Xu Maomao was confused and thought: one possibility is that spring is here, and he is yearning for spring during this season!
It’s over, it’s over, after transforming into a cat, was he going to have a love affair tonight?
Xu Maomao was extremely panicked now. Even if he was in heat, he couldn’t do it in front of Shen Yu! But Shen Yu didn’t know what happened tonight. He was so clingy to him that he kept holding him in his arms as if he was afraid that he would run away.
In the end, Xu Maomao had no choice but to find an excuse to get out of the house, slip into the bathroom, and do something that every upright man (cat) liked to do – take a cold shower.
The hair on his body turned all wet, but he still felt that his body was still very hot. Xu Maomao became more and more panicked. He didn’t know whether he should go out or secretly… lick his balls… What should he do before going out?
Just when he had this idea, there was a “bang” outside the window, which turned out to be thunder. The weather had been bad lately, and thunderstorms were expected.
But he didn’t expect the timing of this lightning strike to be so clever. Xu Maomao secretly said: My idea is just like the rhythm of being struck by lightning!
When Shen Yu saw that the cat didn’t come out, the anxiety in his heart resurfaced, so he simply kicked open the bathroom door: “You…” and saw Xu Maomao, who was wet.
“What’s wrong with you?” Shen Yu immediately took a big towel and wrapped him up to soak up the water.
As soon as Xu Maomao saw him, his blood flowed again, his demonic power surged in his body, and he let out an unbearable “meow”.
This cry was stickier and longer than usual. After all, Shen Yu ran a pet shop and had some experience. He suddenly became speechless: “…Xu Maomao, are you…going in heat?”
“No, no!” Xu Maomao waved his claws, trying hard to prove his innocence, but the demonic power seemed to be sensing it, and it became more and more violent, causing the body’s circulation to become faster and faster, and his thin cat ears turned red.
Shen Yu chuckled: “Don’t be shy, your body is almost a year old, it’s spring again, and you ate so many oysters tonight, you are already stunted.”
“Shut up, shut up!”
“Don’t be shy. If you really are in heat, you need to deal with it.” Shen Yu’s tone was very serious, but there was a hint of achieving success in his eyes. Afraid that he would not believe it, Shen Yu said seriously, “If male cats are not handled properly when they are in heat, they are prone to prostate disease and genital congestion, leading to genital inflammation. This may lead to urinary tract obstruction with floc, leading to urinary occlusion, which will turn into urinary tract obstruction within 24 hours. It may also result in uremia and acute renal failure…”
In fact, what he said was all scientific fact, but it had to be serious enough as renal failure required multiple estruses to cause such consequences.
Xu Maomao was inexperienced and was so frightened by him that he didn’t notice that the heat on his body was going to his limbs instead of somewhere else.
“What should I do…”
Shen Yu whispered in his ear: “Transform, I will help you.”
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