Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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As soon as Ji Tong heard that Lu Rong had an accident, and Ji Wenfeng rode up the mountain to rescue people, he broke out in a cold sweat and immediately packed up his things to go home.
Ji Tong walked around in the presidential suite, throwing everything into the suitcase anxiously while Fang Qing was eating potato chips on the side: “They are all fine, why did you collapse?”
Ji Tong: “What if?? What if they had an accident? If Rong Rong got lost in the mountains, he might encounter jackals, tigers, and leopards; and if Xiao Feng rode up the mountain without any safety measures, he might fall to his death accidentally. He might also be thrown off the horse and be trampled to death by the horse’s hooves.”
Fang Qing: “…”
Fang Qing showed the photos in the family group: “Didn’t Xiao Feng report that he was safe?”
The first photo in the group was Ji Wenfeng hugging Lu Rong and taking a selfie on the horse. He was pointing his finger at Lu Rong’s nostrils to make a fool of him. Twelve hours later, Lu Rong sent a bloody knife underneath.
Ji Tong: “I’m talking about just in case!”
Fang Qing: “They are all back, Lu Rong was not bitten to death by jackals, tigers and leopards, and Xiao Feng did not accidentally fall off a cliff or fall off the horse.”
Ji Tong: “You don’t know what else these adolescent boys will do! They have to be watched by someone.”
Fang Qing: “Great.”
She was a little regretful that her honeymoon had ended so quickly. The Michelin chef wasn’t very good at cooking, but his jokes were really funny. Although he spoke English and she didn’t know what he was talking about, but it was really funny.
Fang Qing stood up and planned to go back to tidy up her clothes, but accidentally kicked the leg of the chair and screamed.
Ji Tong, who was on the verge of collapse, completely collapsed. He felt that their home was extremely unsafe and there were safety hazards everywhere.
Ji Tong and Fang Qing finished packing their things and made a video call to the two boys on the private plane.
Ji Tong and Fang Qing: “Hi!!!!!!”
Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong: “Hi——”
Ji Tong: “I was scared when Assistant Bai called us last night and told us, are you okay?”
Ji Wenfeng reported to his father: “It’s okay. It’s just that Rong Rong was wearing a pair of narrow-toed shoes so his toes are a little painful.”
Lu Rong also said calmly, “It’s okay.”
Then he got in front of him and revealed to his parents: “He was still crying.”
Fang Qing suddenly got excited: “Really?! Did Rong Rong cry? He hasn’t cried since he was three years old.”
Lu Rong: “I didn’t cry, I was just blinded by the wind, thank you.”
“Really?” Ji Wenfeng turned to look at him. “Then who said jiojio hurts.”
Lu Rong said coldly: “I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense, who said the word jiojio, it’s so childish.”
Ji Wenfeng let out a long hum and opened the album: “Then we have to watch the replay of the case.”
Lu Rong’s paralyzed face flashed with anger: “Ji Wenfeng, you actually filmed it…”
Ji Wenfeng laughed happily.
Fang Qing: “Show me, show me! Rong Rong’s tears, mom misses them so much~”
Ji Wenfeng grabbed the phone to find the video, Lu Rong reached out to grab it, the two started to fight, the video image for Fang Qing and Ji Tong kept shaking around.
Fang Qing heard the sound of boys playing across the phone, and patted Ji Tong’s thigh: “I told you they’re fine.”
Ji Tong smiled slightly: “Yes, they are so young and energetic, even if they are in danger, God could not bear to hurt them. He will definitely save the day.”
The two looked at the trembling images of the children opposite with the smiles of an old father and an old mother.
Ji Tong quickly discovered the blind spot: “Wait a minute, where are they?”
Fang Qing: “emmmmm…”
Ji Tong: “Are you two in the car!!! Xiao Feng, are you driving?!!! You don’t have a mainland driver’s license! Why did you unfasten your seat belt while sitting in the passenger seat! ——Old Jiang, I’m going home today! …”
Ji Tong fell into deep depression: “It’s so irresponsible for us to leave them alone at home.”
Fang Qing stroked his back: “It’s not your fault, it’s because they don’t rely on themselves. They are responsible for their own lives and safety.”
She caressed and caressed him, her mind wandering back to the time when she was sixteen: “But people like to do crazy things when they are young, and youth also seems beautiful because of this craziness. When I was sixteen, I drank beer and danced disco on a tractor going into the city with some other sisters in the village. The police detained me for fifteen days.”
Ji Tong asked the captain: “…Lao Jiang, can we arrive before noon?”
The captain’s calm voice came from the earphone: “This place is half a world away from China.”
Fang Qing was very sympathetic to Ji Tong’s nervousness and held his hand tightly: “Don’t worry so much, they have grown up, they can solve their own problems, and it might even be a blessing in disguise and they might experience the adventures of their own lives – although I was detained by the police for sixteen days, but I made a lifelong friend in the police station.”
Ji Tong: Which friend is going to drag him down now.
Fang Qing: “…and your worries sometimes become a mental burden for them. Teenagers at their age have a rebellious mentality. The more you don’t let them do something, the more they will do it.”
Ji Tong: “But I just want to tell them to pay attention to safety and stay away from danger!”
Fang Qing made a grimace and repeated his words in a thin voice: “But I just want to tell them to pay attention to safety and stay away from danger, blah blah blah blah~ If this goes on, you will soon become the most annoying adult in our family.”
Ji Tong had always been worried that he was not close enough to Ji Wenfeng despite their parent-child relationship. Fang Qing’s words hit his sore spot, and he said stubbornly: “Impossible, Xiao Feng likes me the most, and I dare say Rong Rong also likes me very much.”
Fang Qing: “Haha. Rong Rong is my son. I have played games with him since he was a child, and I also took Xiao Feng to do his hair.”
Ji Tong: “Why did you take Rong Rong to play games and Xiao Feng to do hair? Do you think Xiao Feng is more sissy?”
Fang Qing: “I don’t think Rong Rong has any value in getting his hair done – but you’d better explain. What do you mean? Do you think Rong Rong is more sissy?” She hugged her chest angrily.
Ji Tong also copied her actions: “Now you have to explain the word ‘value’ to me.”
The two of them sat on a private plane, folding their arms across their chests and fighting with their eyes.
Fang Qing told the truth first: “Xiao Feng is fine when he is not smiling. His eye sockets are so deep and his nose is so high, and he looks very aggressive. But when he smiles, it’s all over. This kid has red lips and white teeth. With his crooked smiling eyes and cheerful smile, he looks like a pretty boy. I think he looks more sissy than Rong Rong.”
Ji Tong chuckled: “Xiao Feng is not only a pretty boy, but also he has a strong personality, is independent, and has a domineering personality. He is a solid and pure man. While Rong Rong is introverted and silent, quiet and elegant, and he has fair skin, jet-black hair… Oh, don’t you think this description sounds familiar? He is just like Snow White! A Snow White wearing a male high school uniform, so Rong Rong is naturally more girly than Xiao Feng.”
Fang Qing: “Xiao Feng.”
Ji Tong: “Rong Rong.”
Fang Qing: “Xiao Feng, Xiao Feng, Xiao Feng, Xiao Feng, Xiao Feng, Xiao Feng…”
Ji Tong: “Rong Rong, Rong Rong. Rong Rong Rong Rong Rong Rong Rong Rong Rong Rong Rong Rong Rong Rong…”
While Fang Qing and Ji Tong were talking to each other, Captain Jiang issued a warning: “Please exit the channel when you are talking about cross talk. The plane is flying here, thank you.”
Fang Qing and Ji Tong: “…”
Fang Qing and Ji Tong took off their earphones, and both had an in-depth battle on the topic of who is more sissy, Lu Rong or Ji Wenfeng.
Fang Qing: “Xiao Feng changes clothes every day. Even if he wears school uniform outside, he also changes into a T-shirt inside.”
Ji Tong: “Rong Rong has to wash his hands three times when he comes in.”
Fang Qing: “Xiao Feng asked me a few days ago which brand of hairspray is good? He uses hairspray.”
Ji Tong: “Of course it’s Schwarzkopf, it’s cheap and easy to use!”
Fang Qing: “…So you also use hairspray?” No wonder the hair on the bed was so stiff these days. Fang Qing almost thought she had cheated on him with a brown bear while unconscious.
Ji Tong realized from Fang Qing’s eyes what she was thinking: “No! We use hairspray just because we are refined and tasteful men. It does not mean that we are sissies! Can you find someone in my age group who still uses it? Men whose hairstyles need to be fixed with hairspray are very lucky, others my age usually use wigs.” He said and smoothed his hairstyle proudly.
Fang Qing: “Anyway, my family’s Rong Rong doesn’t spend so much time on his appearance. He pays more attention to his inner cultivation, improves his personal abilities, and prepares himself to become a man of his own one day.”
Ji Tong: “Then our Xiao Feng already holds the position of vice president.”
Fang Qing: “…Position does not represent a person’s degree of sissiness.”
Ji Tong: “But the way of thinking can. Xiao Feng has a purely male thinking, and he is logical and rigorous, vigorous and resolute, he will be a powerful figure in the market in the future. He is a pure man.”
Fang Qing: “Rong Rong is a pure man.”
Ji Tong: “Xiao Feng is a pure man, Xiao Feng is a pure man, Xiao Feng is a pure man. Pure men, Xiao Feng pure men…”
Fang Qing: “Rong Rong pure men, Rong Rong pure men, Rong Rong pure men, Rong Rong pure men, Rong Rong pure men, Rong Rong pure men…”
The two started arguing again.
Captain Jiang couldn’t stand it anymore and said to them on the public channel: “I don’t know these two children at all, and I don’t know who is more manly and who is a sissy. How about this – you will see each other in half a day. When you get home, let them spend half a day choosing gifts for you and see how they choose. It will be clear at a glance who is more sissy and who is more manly.”
Ji Tong and Fang Qing’s eyes lit up and they said in unison: “What a great idea.!”
They looked at each other with fighting spirit, both believing that their pure manly son would defeat the other’s sissy son.
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