Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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The smaller panda on the left was standing on top of the big panda, raising its two furry little black paws, turning its left paw in a circle, and its right paw in another circle, its chubby little body twisting slightly, its tiny pom-pom tail tilted upward.
“Hahaha, what are you doing? Tai Chi? Break dancing? No, it’s too funny. My stomach hurts from laughing. Hahahahaha! I’m crying with laughter!!! I can watch this scene countless times and still not get tired!”
“Wow wow wow! It’s so cute. Even though I know this is a human, it is still so cute. No, no, no. I should say that I got even more excited when I thought that this cute panda with cute tail is a beautiful boy. Nosebleeds (￣tt￣) suck!”
“My mother asked me why the screen was wet. Should I say that I licked it? Now I envy the God of War. He can have such a cute thing all by himself. I can’t think of it, or I’ll be even more jealous.”
Mo Gungun waved his little paws to the beat, while the panda on the platform underneath him nodded its head, its short and fat legs kicking back and forth. The music beat slowed down by two beats, and Zhang Neng shook his little head and waved his tail, sweeping it around.
The syllables were brisk, and there was the tinkling sound of running water.
The small fluffy ball climbed onto the head of the larger black and white ball. The two squatted down and swayed their ears together, left and right, and forward and back together.
“From now on when I hear the sound of water, all I would have in my head are panda ears!! [Crying and laughing]”
“My heart is about to jump out of my chest! Support, support!”
“Support the great god! He has a good personality and great abilities! Most importantly, he looks so cute! The God of War is blessed. Someone expressed that he also wants to see the daily love between the God of War and the panda boy.!”
“Am I the only one curious about who this bigger panda is beside our little one?!”
“Ahhh! Panda! Panda, I love you so much!”
“It’s so cute, Ouch! ┗|｀o′|┛Ouch~~ So cute!”
Mo Gungun was able to hold the audience with one performance, and when another one appeared, it was a leap from quantitative change to qualitative change.
The scene was so intense that it was uncontrollable.
Before Mo Gungun and Zhang Neng came on stage, their approval ratings increased at a steady rate, but when they started performing, especially one minute after their transformation, their approval ratings almost skyrocketed.
Looking at this terrifying level of support, the director wiped his face and couldn’t suppress his excitement at all. Judging from the ratings, his program had become the most popular in the past ten years, bar none.
He had to say, Pandas were really attractive.
The dance of the two panda cubs that attracted people was not long. They quickly changed from one suit to another monkey suit, and then sat in a row eating fruits. Even just them eating apples caused a burst of wolf howls from the audience. After eating an apple, the two lined up in front and back, shaking their heads and clicking their short legs as they got off the stage.
….
“Is this the end?! I haven’t seen enough yet! Come back soon!!”
“The cuteness is so cute! Even if I know that they are being cute out of spite, I will still support them. It’s great! It’s so beautiful!”
The two pandas got off the stage after their dance and quickly changed their clothes. After being summoned by the host, they went on stage dressed neatly. At this time, the two young pandas had rosy faces and were not panting. The more delicate boy even hid the apple he had eaten with one hand behind his back.
The host smiled and said: “The performance shocked everyone so much. Unexpectedly, Gungun also invited another handsome guy to help out. The audience is curious, and I also want to know, what is your relationship?” After a pause, he smiled particularly charmingly: “Haha, you can’t be brothers, right?”
Mo Gungun and Zhang Neng looked at each other and showed a “you guessed it” smile. The two handsome boys smiled at the same time, and the scene was so dazzling that it almost blinded people’s eyes. Coupled with the fox host who had a seductive aura, the effect was even more impressive.
The host was stunned for a moment. He clearly didn’t expect the truth to be like this. The whole world speculated like this, but he was the only one who didn’t believe it. He knew that the boy’s clan had been exterminated, so he looked more closely at the panda that suddenly appeared. Where did he come from?
Realizing that he had lost his composure, the host immediately regained his composure and looked at the two teenagers with a smile, “Haha, then this should be Gungun’s older brother. Please introduce yourself to me.”
Mo Gungun and Zhang Neng looked at each other, and as the elder brother, he puffed up his face, a little unconvinced.
Zhang Neng shook his head helplessly, with a bright smile. He waved his hand apologetically and explained under the puzzled eyes of everyone.
Zhang Neng: “Host, I am the younger brother.”
Host:”….”
World audience: “….”
This doesn’t really look like it!
The audience’s eyes widened and they couldn’t believe this fact.
That boy was tall, and he looked like someone in his twenties, while the other one clearly still had chubby baby fat. Some people believed that he was sixteen or seventeen, but the whole world was unwavering. It was determined that Gungun was his younger brother.
In fact, Mo Gungun was indeed a little younger than Zhang Neng except that he was born earlier by accident.
But first born was born first.
Mo Gungun was the elder brother.
The host blinked: “A biological brother?”
Mo Gungun nodded.
Zhang Neng smiled brightly, but the look he gave the host was obviously more like that of a superior: “Don’t we look like each other?”
Apart from the fact that they both looked good, they seemed to have nothing else in common. Of course, when they turned into pandas, it was another matter.
“I have to say that the genes in Gungun’s family are a bit powerful. Both the older brother and younger brother are so good-looking. In short, this brother group is so cool, I choose to support it!”
“They are already dominating the world, come and support us!”
“He is obviously a human being, but he has to become a beast to win people’s attention. This makes other hard-working contestants feel embarrassed! You should calm down. Apart from being good-looking, I really don’t see any advantages in this panda. Anyway, I’m not going to support him, sorry God of War, I support that gourmet.”
“There’s something interesting upstairs! It’s enough to look good! Do you need anything else?!”
“I’m here because he’s good-looking!! Do you know you sound jealous?”
“Oooh, ooh, I saw the great god! It’s a real person. Oh my God, if it hadn’t been for that damn little bad guy, I would have pounced on it. My 1.8-meter long neck is already ready to move!!!!”
“I’m 1.8 meters tall shows his presence every day. Haha.”
Zhang Neng: “This is my brother, hello. Please support my brother.” He said, clasping his hands together, bending his body slightly, his attitude extremely sincere.
“Oh, he’s handsome. This is the one I like! I was still hesitating between gourmet and panda, but now when I think about it, I decided to support this big brother of Gungun! Although he is the eldest brother, but he is so small!”
After asking a few more questions, the host added: “I wonder if the mysterious group of relatives and friends of the God of War have come here this time?”
Mo Gungun’s cheeks were flushed. He glanced at the audience and nodded happily: “Yes.”
Host: “Then let’s invite this mysterious guest.”
The director had mentioned this link to Lu Xiaoqi before and was accepted. At this moment, Lu Xiaoqi did not hesitate and walked directly onto the stage. During this period, he never took his eyes away from the young man. After he stood firmly, his hand held the boy’s and their fingers were intertwined.
Mo Gungun raised a bright smile, revealing his cute little tiger teeth, and two delicate little pear dimples appeared.
The scene again drew a chorus of praise and howls.
Host: “Here, ahem, Lord God of War, do you have anything to say to the world, or to someone?”
Lu Xiaoqi glanced at the fox deeply and took the microphone: “As Gungun’s lover, I hope everyone will support him, thank you.” After a pause, he turned to the panda boy: “Gungun, just be happy.”
Mo Gungun nodded heavily.
The next one was contestant No. 299. He performed magic. It was a very shocking show. After all, the transformation into a living person was still very interesting. However, because of the cute animals in the show, the audience’s response was a bit dull.
The subsequent competition programs were generally similar, which could be said to be a bit bleak.
The final results of the competition came out quickly, and Mo Gungun became the well-deserved champion with a support rate of 1.38 billion.
The second place went to a doctor, and the one who was less than 1,000 points behind him was the gourmet.
Zhang Neng shared a whole apple with Mo Gungun. After the results came out, he took one look at the gourmet and gave him his apple. Zhang Neng: “Don’t be sad, it’s good. Think about it, won’t you be happy if your son is better than his mother?”
Gourmet:”…”
In addition to the trophy, the champion also received a financial reward, and some investors were even more determined to stuff money into it. Therefore, with a wave of the director’s hand, the final champion’s bonus had become half a million.
Second place, 150,000.
Third place, 60,000.
Holding the fresh bonus from the show, Mo Gungun sat in the car and looked at Lu Xiaoqi with burning eyes.
His little eyes were shining, and he seemed to have countless things to say.
It seems that he was hesitant to speak?
Lu Xiaoqi thought to himself and smiled: “What’s wrong with Gungun?”
After coughing slightly, Mo Gungun’s round eyes rolled around, and finally he took out his five hundred thousand yuan: “I propose to you.”
Lu Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment, and his smile gradually deepened. He touched the boy’s head and said, “Okay.”
Both of them were already getting married, but Lu Xiaoqi was still very happy.
Lu Xiaoqi wrapped his big palm around the young man’s face and said, “Tomorrow is our day. From now on, there is no way you and I will be separated.”
Mo Gungun scratched his face and said loudly and forcefully, “Don’t separate.”
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