Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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The next day, Qian Ling came up to wake them up in person.
Shen Yu had regained his energy after a solid sleep. When he saw Qian Ling in a Chinese tunic suit, he took out a note showing Mao Zedong from his wallet.
Qian Ling: “?”
“Tip,” Shen Yu asked doubtfully, “Didn’t you ever receive any?” All hotels he had visited required tips for waiters.
Qian Ling: (*@ο@*) Wow~
Qian Ling took the red banknote tremblingly, a little excited: “This, this is really a human banknote!”
Shen Yu was a little funny: “Can there be fake ones??”
“It’s hard to say, there are so many liars in this world.” Qian Ling told the truth. But he didn’t answer. “Our boss said we can’t accept RMB. You will know how to pay when you get down.”
Entering the old-fashioned elevator, he didn’t know if the elevator disliked Qian Ling. First, he couldn’t press the buttons for a long time, and then it made a shaky clang, clang, clang, there was a lot of noise due to the lack of oiling for a long time, but they were finally sent to the first floor without any trouble.
As soon as they got out of the elevator, they saw the man with heavy makeup standing at the front desk. He was unceremoniously enslaving the young boss.
“Hurry up, how can you be so slow!”
“Come on, come on!” The boss jogged to his side, holding a basin of water with a towel in the water.
“Where are you itchier?”
“Here!” The man with heavy makeup stretched out his hand fiercely, and as he moved, the powder on his slender arms covered with thick foundation was falling off.
The boss immediately twisted the towel and wiped the pale hands skillfully and quickly. While scrubbing, he apologized: “I’m sorry, there were a lot of things last night, and I forgot to scrub you for a while…”
“Humph! “The man puffed heavily and raised his chin, “It’s itchy here too.”
The boss decisively moved forward, blowing and wiping at the same time.
Shen Yu and Xu Maomao: “…”
For a moment, they didn’t know what to complain about.
The man wearing heavy makeup.
The man who wore heavy makeup and didn’t take it off even to sleep.
He was a non-mainstream killer man who wore heavy make-up and didn’t take it off before going to bed. He also forced his boss to wipe his make-up early in the morning.
No, the key point was that this guy shouldn’t be a man. Mr. Void Cat Lord said that except for the owner of the hotel, nobody here was a human being, so he should be a beautiful non-human, but his aesthetic level needed to be improved.
The poor boss worked hard and applied it many times, but the man’s foundation was still very thick, and it seemed that it hadn’t been cleaned off no matter how hard he washed it.
Xu Maomao was a little gay. Although he didn’t wear makeup, he still knew a little bit of common sense. He reminded in a low voice: “Maybe you should buy a bottle of cleansing oil…”
The two people heard this, especially the one with heavy makeup turned his head viciously, and even though his bangs blocked his eyes, he still felt two waves of hostility coming out from under his bangs.
Xu Maomao was so stupid that he ignored his hostility and added tenaciously: “Well, if you have oily skin, it will be more refreshing to use makeup remover.”
“…” Qian Ling joined in the fun and said: “Then which brand is the best?”
Xu Maomao: “Come on, come on.”
Shen Yu pinched his paw: “Maomao, when I go back, I will buy you a better men’s skin care brand. Don’t use those.”
The boss even said stupidly: “What a great idea. I’ll buy a few bottles online for you to try next time.”
The man in heavy makeup gritted his teeth and glared at him: “I’ll see you off right away!”
Well, the only security guard in the hotel had gotten angry. The boss knew that he could no longer play, so he hurried to the front desk to create the bill for Shen Yu and his party.
“Our hotel has different charges for guests of different races.” The boss said seriously, “The two cat demons need to turn in their demonic energy, one for each cat.”
Baobao and Xu Maomao were stunned: “We both can pay with the demonic energy? How to pay?”
The boss winked at Qian Ling and said to them: “The first way is to be kissed by our front desk gentleman.”
“This is sexual harassment.” Shen Yu lowered his face, “What is the second way?”
“…Oh, let me kiss you.”
“Haha,” Shen Yu took out his wallet, “we’ll pay ten thousand for each, I can pay by credit card, you can do whatever you want.”
The boss’s eyes lit up when he saw a lot of banknotes. He had never seen so much money since he started running this store, so various dilapidated room renovation projects, exterior renovation projects, and snack purchases could only be shelved. It could be said that this money was urgently needed.
But rules were rules, and the boss shook his head reluctantly: “No, you can’t leave the store without paying the corresponding amount.”
The man with heavy makeup on the side snorted: “Nonsense, I’ll do it.”
With that, he stretched his legs, walked over, and as he approached, Shen Yu and his party felt a sense of pressure and breathlessness again for no reason, and there was an unpleasant, even chilling aura emanating from this man.
He stretched out his pale hands and patted the two cats on the head. At that moment, Xu Maomao felt a little weak, as if some power had been sucked out of his body.
As soon as Shen Yu blocked it, he immediately felt that the arm he touched was very hard.
“Don’t worry,” the man hummed, “they can recover after ten minutes of rest, it’s just a breath of demon energy.”
Sure enough, after ten minutes, the two cats regained their vitality. Only then did Shen Yu settle down with peace of mind. He was a human being and no living person had ever stayed here before. The boss didn’t know whether he should give him a kiss or breathe in his soul power. As a result, Qian Ling said: “Soul power means nothing to us, we can just collect money.”
The boss was relieved and said: “Then, Mr. Shen will just pay a hundred yuan.”
In fact, although the appearance of this hotel was very shabby, the rooms inside were pretty good, and it should be worth more than 500 yuan anyway, so after Shen Yu paid 100 yuan, he gave each of them a little tip. The boss and Qian Ling who got the tip were like children who received a gift, they were so happy that they were spinning around in circles.
“By the way, there is another review that requires three-dimensional evaluation and scoring.” The boss took out a form, which was clearly marked “Yin Yang Youth Hostel Agency Comprehensive Evaluation” and listed a series of evaluations like “breakfast evaluation, bedding Evaluation, sanitary conditions, human services, decoration style” and so on.
Breakfast? That didn’t exist; the decoration style was also very scary, it was more like a haunted house than a hotel; human service, well, first of all, there was only one person, Qian Ling and the heavy-makeup boss were always missing.
Even though the shortcomings were so obvious, the boss still said in a shameless way: “Dear, please give us a favorable review truthfully~”
The man with heavy makeup turned around angrily, as if he couldn’t stand him.
Shen Yu gave most of them three or four stars. He was a picky person. Three or four stars were actually very high for him, but the boss seemed very disappointed.
“Can’t you give me five points?” the boss whispered.
Shen Yu said calmly: “We must be rigorous and seek truth from facts.”
“…”
Before leaving, the boss and Qian Ling both solemnly said: “Although we exist objectively, Mr. Shen is asked not to mess around when he goes out. We’re afraid of attracting other people with ulterior motives coming to harass us.”
Shen Yu nodded, he was never a talkative person.
“You’re welcome to come again next time!” Although he didn’t give a five-star rating, after all, Dad Shen tipped very generously, so the boss still welcomed them to come again.
Unexpectedly, just as he stepped out the door, a gust of wind suddenly blew up in the hall.
A cloud of smoke curled up from the ground, gathering more and more, and finally merged into a human shape. It was the ghost king on the eighteenth floor.
“Wait a minute!” said the Ghost King. Faced with two cats staring at him, he swallowed his saliva, tilted his body, shrank behind the boss, and trembled, “Little boy… uh, who you call Pu Xuan, he has been reincarnated, and the little kitten can go and greet his reincarnation.”
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Shen Yu: I hate mint oil!
Maomao: I can drink mint oil as water [doge]
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