Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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Lao Wang was holding his mobile phone and chatting with Lu Rong.
He sent a screenshot of his mobile phone’s Alipay and WeChat wallet to Lu Rong: “D**n, it’s so easy to make money from middle school students!”
Lu Rong wrote lightly: “Everyone’s money is easy to make.”
Lao Wang: “I used to think you were just pretending, now I believe it, I really believe it, if I’m the literary star in the sky, you may be the God of Wealth in the sky.”
Lu Rong: “You only made more than 700 in one morning, and it’s still a gross profit, calm down.”
Lao Wang: “Damn it, I used to drive a taxi and worked so hard all morning and I didn’t even make 200 yuan.”
Lu Rong: “Stop chatting and hurry up and make fish cakes. There will be no shortage of people at noon. After this time, hurry back and stock up. After school in the afternoon will be the peak period.”
Just as Lao Wang was about to reply to reassure him, the hungry students from Chengnan were already rushing toward him like zombies let out of their cages.
Lao Wang quickly put away his phone, put on his sunglasses, and fried small fish cakes in a cool way.
Some people came for the fish cakes, some came for today’s love fortune, and same come to pay homage to the legendary black-clad killer.
Lao Wang kept his face sullen and tried not to speak, maintaining his character. He didn’t say much except asking for the number of cakes and collecting money.
Because twenty fish cakes could be fried at a time, the queue in front of Lao Wang’s stall was very fluid.
Ask for the cake, the cake was handed over, give the money and leave, it was convenient and fast.
“How many?” Lao Wang had just sent away a little boy who was out of breath from running. He was busy rolling out the cakes with a rolling pin as he asked the customers in front of him.
The customer didn’t speak, interrupting the rhythm of the assembly line.
Lao Wang was a little angry. He only sold one product, and even if he wanted a few cakes, he didn’t have to be afraid. The psychological quality of today’s high school students was too bad, right?
Lao Wang raised his eyelids in displeasure, wanting to urge the person in front of him to hurry up.
Once he saw clearly who was in front of him, Lao Wang’s expression froze.
The person in front of him was none other than the child’s mother—Xiao Zhuqing!
Xiao Zhuqing looked at him with disdain: “Is this what you said about appreciating my talent and wanting to link up with my OTO?”
Lao Wang was sweating coldly: “You devoted yourself to writing those avant-garde love literature, and I see that you only have less than 1,000 downloads so I felt anxious in my heart. But when we put it here, we have sold more than 170 copies this morning alone, that is more than 170 copies of paper towels and more than 170 copies of Amway. How many copies can we sell in 365 days? Think about it, are you really going to be printed in print and widely circulated?”
The students behind her had been impatient for a long time: “Can you hurry up?”
Xiao Zhuqing kicked Lao Wang’s electric car with a gloomy expression, her voice becoming louder and louder: “Is this the large-scale restaurant chain project and 5% option cooperation you were talking about?”
The students in the back shrank back in fear when they saw the girl in the front row turning into a shrew.
Lao Wang mechanically recited Lu Rong’s words: “One month to pay back the money, three months to open a store, and half a year to open a chain. The trademark has been registered: Exploding Little Fish.”
Xiao Zhuqing: “I don’t know whether the little fish explodes or not. Hurry up. I know very well about the explosion.”
Lao Wang: “…”
Lao Wang did not dare to reply.
Others didn’t know how cruel Xiao Zhuqing’s heart was and how poisonous her mouth was, but Lao Wang knew it. Lao Wang was 40 years old. He had experienced so many hardships and had seen much of the world. But after reading Xiao Zhuqing’s 100m pornographic novel yesterday, he felt that this thing should be banned.
Facing Xiao Zhuqing’s sharp eyes, Lao Wang gingerly took out 35 yuan from his pocket and handed it to her with both hands in a respectful gesture.
Lao Wang: “The large-scale restaurant chain project may not be reached for the time being, but the 5% option, today’s dividend is here.”
Xiao Zhuqing: “…”
Xiao Zhuqing: “Do you think that you can get it with just 35 yuan? Want to bribe me?”
Lao Wang: “This is only for the morning, and there are two dividends at noon and afternoon. 35 times 3 is 105 yuan. 105 times 30 is 3150 yuan.”
Xiao Zhuqing: “… …”
After a fierce battle between heaven and man took place in Xiao Zhuqing’s heart, she snatched the banknotes from Lao Wang’s hand, stuffed them into her school uniform pocket, and then grabbed two small fish cakes: “Don’t tell Lu Rong that I came to share the dividends!” She then left the stall without looking back.
God! Just writing these few sentences and printing them on a napkin could earn her more than 100 yuan a day, but her painstaking pornographic article could only generate electricity for love! What was happening to this society!
However, this money could be used to buy the master’s personal ambition, so that she could learn more about the influence of Danmei culture, write better Danmei articles in the future, and form a healthy and sustainable development… There was no way, even literati had to give in for food.
Xiao Zhuqing, like any serious literary worker, deeply felt the shame of economic pinch, but could not resist the temptation of money. You must know that as a high school student, her monthly pocket money was only 300 yuan, and this was only three days’ dividends from the small fish cake stall!
She spurned herself for having degenerated into a complete commercial writer, resented Lu Rong for tarnishing the purity of her love-generating power, and hurriedly left this shameful stall.
The classmates behind saw Xiao Zhuqing kicking the car and grabbing money, and even grabbing two cakes to eat before leaving. They were so frightened that they all whispered to each other: “That rotten girl in Class 8 not only wrote about being married to a boyfriend, but she has also started to develop as a school bully.”
“Oh my god! Does that mean that if you don’t pay the protection fee in the future, you will be written as an NPC character??”
“Rogues are not scary, I am afraid that the educated gangsters are the worst!”
“Yes, yes… “
Lao Wang saw off the rotten girl, breathed a sigh of relief, and put more than 20 cakes on the draining rack in one breath: “Come, let the classmates behind you eat a small fish cake to calm down the shock.”
Chengnan Er: “Uncle, you are a killer on the road. Are you also afraid of fujoshi?”
Lao Wang: “Yes. What, is there a problem?”
Chengnan Er: “No, no.”
The fujoshi was really a woman at the top of the food chain!
When Xiao Zhuqing had money, she went to the supermarket to buy UFO fried noodles. While she was paying, she opened WeChat and saw Ji Wenfeng’s friend application.
The fujoshi carefully recalled what happened in the morning.
Thinking about it now, Lu Rong undoubtedly deliberately revealed his “first night” with Ji Wenfeng to divert her attention, so that she would no longer notice the landslide and tsunami caused by her love slogans in the school.
He also knew that this kind of behavior was unforgivable for an arrogant pornographic book author – although it could be compensated with money.
Lu Rong’s speaking skills were also very particular.
He deliberately put all the blame for the “first night” on her, causing her to feel guilty.
In this way, it was difficult to say whether there was even a “first night”. It was entirely possible that Lu Rong made it up from beginning to end, which not only disturbed her mind but also left a way out for himself.
In case she found out about this, Lu Rong could also use “I am a wounded man” excuse to escape the confrontation with her.
Haha, this little brat had such a dirty heart.
Xiao Zhuqing sneered, accepted Ji Wenfeng’s friend request, and asked directly: “Have you and Lu Rong done anything?”
Ji Wenfeng: “…”
Ji Wenfeng: “We are still at the age of going to the zoo during autumn outings, thank you.”
Xiao Zhuqing gritted her teeth: She knew it!
Ji Wenfeng: “If there is anything abnormal about him, it’s just because he was frightened after reading some pornographic books that some people wrote for us without authorization. Now he doesn’t even pay attention to me. Do you think this kind of person is abominable and evil?”
Xiao Zhuqing: “I’m sorry, it was me who encouraged it and affected your relationship as husband and wife – how can I make up for the mistakes I made?”
Ji Wenfeng had long wanted to take advantage of Xiao Zhuqing’s powerful love experience: “Tell me what kind of attacks little Shous like.”
When Xiao Zhuqing saw this sentence on the screen, she was so excited that she almost fell off her position: Feng Rong CP is so cool!
Ji Wenfeng seemed to sense Xiao Zhuqing’s excitement from the other side of the screen and sent countless messages to explain what he just said –
“I’m not interested in him. I don’t like him either. It’s not like I want to be his Gong.”
“Just as his master, I feel that he doesn’t respect me even a little bit.”
“I don’t want to use money to solve the problem. My financial situation is not very good recently.”
“Like him. It’s really difficult to get along with a rebellious teenager.”
“I just want to have a good relationship with him and learn some interpersonal skills from your field.”
“Don’t misunderstand that I have any special meaning towards him.”
Xiao Zhuqing: “Damn it! You are still having the relationship between a financial master and a slave!”
Ji Wenfeng: “…”
Xiao Zhuqing started typing with her fingers flying.
You know, she could write a 200,000-word academic work on the question “What kind of Gong do little Shous like?” If “Science” opened up an academic section on love, she could be recommended to Tsinghua and Peking University just based on this.
As she typed, Xiao Zhuqing’s typing fingers gradually slowed down, slowed down, and finally stopped.
Did she really want to help Ji Wenfeng chase Lu Rong?
Xiao Zhuqing looked back for a while at Lu Rong’s neat desk. There was a notebook spread out on the desk, which was densely filled with words. The title was “Exploding Little Fish-Oto Plan”.
Xiao Zhuqing: “…”
Lu Rong planned carefully, step by step, to capture her true feelings for Feng Rong CP, deliberately obtained her fine pornographic articles under the pretext of learning the ways of a charioteer, and then extracted golden love quotes from them from which today’s love fortune was made.
Immediately afterwards, he deliberately dressed up Lao Wang to deceive her trust, making her think that she was appreciated by a rich man, and successfully obtained her power of attorney.
No matter what, Lu Rong had tricked her.
Xiao Zhuqing didn’t like the feeling of being manipulated.
A fujoshi always paid her debts.
Xiao Zhuqing gritted her teeth, cut off the last trace of controlled attachment, turned her head, and threw herself into Ji Wenfeng’s arms – from now on, she was no longer an ordinary fujoshi, she was a wolf·fujoshi, she wanted to become an emotional control player, making suggestions to Ji Wenfeng and tricking Lu Rong!
Lu Rong had lost his biological mother and was about to gain an experienced evil mother-in-law!
Xiao Zhuqing believed that with Ji Wenfeng’s good looks, hard work, and her own resourcefulness, it would be easy for Lu Rong to lose this war called love!
Xiao Zhuqing: It’s actually very simple to please boys.
Ji Wenfeng: I would like to hear the details.
Xiao Zhuqing: Eight characters, play hard to get, retract and release freely.
….
Ji Wenfeng was making detailed plans for the upcoming autumn outing with Xiao Zhuqing. When Ling Ren ran in and asked him: “Boss, Class 8 invited us to play ball, are you going?”
When Ji Wenfeng heard Class 8, he immediately put down his mobile phone: “Go, why not go.”
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