Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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A beautiful and lovely female human came forward – Baobao recognized her after observing her for a few days, and they called her Xiao Guan. Xiao Guan said enthusiastically: “Welcome! Do you need my help?”
Baobao was so nervous that his palms were a little sweaty. He had been in the mountains for decades and had not interacted with humans for a long time. Fortunately, in the past three days, by observing the social behavior of other humans, a set of scripts and lines had already been prepared by him.
“I’ll just take a look around.”
He spoke with an unknown accent and sounded stiff, as if he hadn’t spoken for a long time.
Xiao Guan: “Which aspect do you want to see?”
“Cat, cat-related.”
There were too many cat-related things. Although their current business in Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind did not include selling live animals, they basically only had customers who wanted cat supplies. All cat supplies were thus available, and any guest could even choose for half a day. Xiao Guan looked at the man and saw that he was still wearing such a heavy coat and furry woolen hat since he had entered the store, so she extended her hand enthusiastically: “Sir, our heating is very sufficient. You can take off your coat and hat and I’ll hang it on that shelf…”
Unexpectedly, the guest turned around and stared at her warily: “I can’t take it off!”
His tone was very irritable, and he held the collar tightly with both hands as if he was about to be molested.
Xiao Guan was confused. Don’t take off your clothes if you don’t want to take them off? Why are you being so mean to me?
“Okay, take your time and look around, call me if you need anything.” Xiao Guan stepped aside, leaving the stage to the guest who had a lot of drama.
Baobao felt relieved and pretended to walk to the shelf area. His eyes lit up when he saw a lot of wool balls and automatically swinging cat-catching sticks on it. He almost couldn’t resist the urge to transform and try to catch them. Fortunately, at the last moment, it woke up and with steely willpower, fought hard to curb its cat instinct, but its eyes couldn’t help but glance back and forth at various toys and climbing frames.
Xiao Guan murmured, thinking about how this sneaky look in his eyes made him look like a thief? He seemed to either be a traitor or a thief, he must not be here to buy anything!
Sure enough, after the customer pretended to browse the toy rack, he asked casually: “Human… Miss, where is the treasure of your store?”
Huh, if he didn’t steal it, then he wanted to commit adultery – All the guests’ love for Oscar was turned into adultery by Xiao Guan. Since that commercial aired, his fan base had expanded. Especially since many Qiao Lingfeng fans who had seen the commercial knew that the cat who filmed the commercial with their idol was in this store, they flocked here to see it. If they were lucky enough to see Oscar, they would still post on WeChat Moments: “This is the cat that the male god touched. I touched it too, which means I touched the male god!” “Indirect intimate contact!” “If you round it off, we are in love, right?”
Ahem, God’s rounding. Xiao Guan had become accustomed to receiving frequent fan groups recently, so she was not surprised at all by the guest who was asking to meet Oscar.
“Wait a minute, I’ll ask the cat master what he wants.” Xiao Guan appeased the guest and knocked on the office door.
Xu Maomao had just finished meditating and felt refreshed. He was very excited when he heard that someone had come to see him again, because this meant that he would earn a very considerable amount of love points.
Since he started practicing, the reception of love points had been smoother than before. The same person could even give 10% more at the same time, so he would not miss a guest’s visit easily no matter what.
Xu Maomao happily left the office and saw a young man wearing a heavy coat looking over with shining eyes. The man was not particularly tall and had an ordinary appearance, but his eyes were larger and brighter than ordinary people, with the ends of his eyes raised upward. He looked very energetic and full of hope.
Xu Maomao walked towards him with his head held high, and the other person couldn’t wait to squat down, looking at him with those bright and beautiful eyes, as he said excitedly: “My dear, I finally saw you.”
“Meow?”
As he got closer, Xu Maomao could clearly feel an unusual aura from this guest.
The customer looked around, and when he saw Xiao Guan and other store clerks looking over with smiles, he lowered his voice and said “meow” to Xu Maomao.
Dear Cat, I am also a member of the cat tribe.
!!!
Xu Maomao looked at his face in shock and saw that his pupils had suddenly turned into the golden vertical pupils unique to cats, but soon the guest may have realized his change, so he hurriedly closed his eyes with a tense expression. It seemed that he was restraining himself from revealing his animal form.
Because he was in a squatting position, Xu Maomao was right in front of him because of the angle. With a confused look, he could easily see a spotted tail hanging down deep in his crotch…
Xu Maomao suddenly realized: This was a cat demon whose transformation was incomplete!
The guest “man” finally opened his eyes again, and his eyes had returned to the inky black color of human eyes. He lowered his head and said to Xu Maomao: “Da, Daxian, can you go to a quiet place with me?” There were too many humans here, and it had no face to reveal his secret in front of so many human beings with ulterior motives.
Before Xu Maomao could recover from the shock, Xiao Guan came over with a smile: “Hehe, you are such an interesting customer. You want to kidnap our treasure as soon as you come here, and you are even asking it. Could it be that you can also listen and understand cat language…”
Xiao Guan was walking as she spoke. So, without paying attention, she stepped on the guest’s coat that was dragging on the ground.
And Xu Maomao watched as she stepped on the customer’s tail, which was hidden in his coat and hanging behind his back…
“Meow!!!!”
A shrill cry rang out in the store!
Xu Maomao reacted quickly. He was worried that the poor guest “cat” would be exposed, so he opened his mouth when it screamed, and the sudden meow was confused by the lip sync.
Xiao Guan was taken aback. She didn’t know why little baby Oscar suddenly screamed. Even Shen Yu, who was working in the office, came out, thinking that something had happened to Xu Maomao.
Xu Maomao was greeted like a star, but the poor guest who had his tail stepped on was secretly moving his buttocks a few times with tears in his eyes. He quietly reached out and grabbed the tail hidden under his coat and had to pull it out aggrievedly while swallowing back the tears.
Xu Maomao knew what it felt like to have his tail stepped on, and he immediately sympathized with it.
“Meow meow.” Brother Cat, please bear with me and I will take you to a hidden place right away.
Xu Maomao turned around and faced Shen Yu with a dazzling performance. From his actions of dancing, biting and dragging the guest’s trousers, the shit shoveling officer who had a certificate of cat language finally understood his purpose.
Oh, do you want to specially meet this unspectacular guest? Why! Is it because of his sharp look?
Shen Yu was very unhappy.
Xu Maomao: “Meow!” Hurry up, Brother Cat is in so much pain that he can hardly maintain his human form.
Shen Yu stared at Mao, then opened the office door after a moment, and said to the tearful guest: “Our Oscar said he would give you a special reception, come in.”
Xiao Guan: 0.0
This guest could meet the treasure of their store. What did it have to do with py? Then he was actually even called by the master to be interviewed alone!?
The guest hurriedly followed Xu Maomao into the office, and then Shen Yu followed suit. Once the door was closed, the curious eyes of Xiao Guan and others were blocked out.
Baobao was originally very happy because he could meet Mao Dada alone, but when he saw Officer Shen also came in, he immediately pursed his lips warily.
Xu Maomao said: “Meow.”
It doesn’t matter, this human being is safe, you can feel free to take out the tail and rub it.
Baobao tilted his head, but still stared closely at Shen Yu, who was looking at him eagerly, ugh! It seemed to feel a murderous aura from this human being!
Xu Maomao started to say helplessly: “Hello, don’t be nervous, this human knows all my secrets, so you can trust him.”
Baobao and Shen Yu were stunned at the same time. Shen Yu wondered why he suddenly spoke to a stranger. Wasn’t he afraid of being dragged for research?
Xu Maomao turned to Shen Yu: “It’s not a human, it’s a cat.”
Shen Yu: “…Huh?” Why have the number of demons coming to them suddenly increased recently?
Baobao’s small face said coldly: “I don’t trust any human beings.”
Xu Maomao shook his ears in distress: “Okay, then you speak cat language to me.”
Upon hearing this, Baobao thought this was a good idea, anyway, that human didn’t intend to leave. Since it couldn’t drive him away, it was okay to guard against him so that he didn’t understand the secrets of their cat clan.
Then its body trembled, and its tall body quickly shrank. The thick coat collapsed, covering its small body. After a while, the coat arched up, and a beautiful tabby cat crawled out.
Shen Yu had even seen the ancient mythical beast Suan Ni and the black cat that could shoot lightning. So he seemed calm and unfazed by this tabby cat that could only transform into another form. He could still caress it calmly with his eyes, thinking: Smooth, healthy, well-raised, and probably not neutered – the perspective could be said to be very professional!
The tabby cat glanced at him warily, and when he saw no reaction from him, he completely believed Xu Maomao’s words. This human being indeed knew the secrets of the cat clan, and he must have a very close relationship with the cat immortal.
Its eyes finally relaxed, and it strolled up to Xu Maomao, bowing its little head first – even if it was a country cat, it had to be polite.
Xu Maomao said: “You don’t have to be so polite…” While letting it lie flat, he was surprised to find that it didn’t have a bell.
“Hello, Mao Dabao. My name is Baobao. I am eighty-eight years old this year.”
Xu Maomao: …Long lived, I am only twenty-four years old.
“I have admired you for a long time, and I feel very honored to see your heroic appearance this time.” Baobao said sincerely, “You are even more handsome than in the video.”
Xu Maomao: “…”
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