WTDWCIO Ch. 59

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Translator: Dj22031

Editor: Dj22031

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The rotten girl was walking to school. When she saw a crowded food stall at the entrance of the school, she couldn’t help being attracted and walked over.

Lu Rong, who was in the crowd, glanced at the fujoshi and felt bad. He immediately patted Li Nanbian on the shoulder and said, “Take care here.”

Li Nanbian made an OK gesture.

Lu Rong walked to the fujoshi with a sullen face.

Their campaign was quite effective. Now the whole school knew that there was a killer in black frying fish cakes at the school gate, and his napkins could predict today’s love fortune.

But this Today’s Love Fortune was based on, refined, and copied from the danmei novels of the rotten girl.

Although Lu Rong would pay 5% of the revenue as royalties for this, if the fujoshi got to know that, this matter may explode.

Lu Rong couldn’t let it explode at this juncture, so he had to lure her away.

The fujoshi’s eyes lit up when she saw him, and she waved vigorously. Yesterday, the two of them had a very wonderful family dinner.

Lu Rong put on an angry expression, walked to her and stood still. Without saying a word, he gave her a cold look and walked around her.

Fujoshi: “!”

The fujoshi didn’t think about going to the new breakfast stall to watch the excitement anymore. She immediately turned around and caught up with Lu Rong: “Rong Rong, what’s wrong with you!”

Lu Rong: “Oh, what’s wrong?”

It so happened that two girls passed by them just then, holding love tissues and discussing –

Girl A: “‘It’s better to pick up stray dogs in the trash can than picking up your boyfriend from the trash can.’ emmmm…is this a hint that I should find a new man?”

Girl B: “I have told you that Su Youxian is a scumbag many times. Why do you not believe me when I tell you, but you believe the tissue that that man gave you?! You are always like this, everyone is more important to you than me!”

The fujoshi’s attention was attracted, as she was attracted wherever there was talk of love. And the phrase “from the trash can…” sounded familiar, such that the fujoshi couldn’t help but turn to look at the tissues in their hands.

The fujoshi’s sight was suddenly blocked by Lu Rong: “Don’t you feel ashamed at all?”

The fujoshi was brought back to her senses. Her son had never been so serious and angry with her:

“Rong Rong…”

Lu Rong flirted and ran away, striding forward. Under his temptation, the rotten girl took three steps at a time and two steps away from the girl who was discussing today’s love fortune.

The rotten girl finally caught up with Lu Rong and stood in front of him: “What happened?”

Lu Rong lowered his eyes with a sullen face.

Not far away, Ji Wenfeng and Ling Ren were coming back from the basketball court. When he saw Lu Rong, he stared at him for a few seconds, then withdrew their gaze and went up the side stairs of the first teaching building.

A thunderbolt struck the fujoshi on a sunny day: “Your husband didn’t go up from the side stairs of the second teaching building today!”

Ji Wenfeng usually went upstairs from the second teaching building, passed coolly in front of the eighth class, and then took a detour back to Class 1, he did this just to take one more look at Lu Rong.

The fujoshi touched her chin and fell into deep thought: “emmmm… But you are standing here, there was really no need for him to take a long way around.”

The fujoshi thought about it again, but it was still wrong, and suddenly turned her eyes to Lu Rong: “If the original Ji Wenfeng had been there, he would have stopped at the opposite staircase and pretended to talk to Ling Ren until you came upstairs with me, just to see you! – Did you have a quarrel?!” said the famous detective fujoshi.

Lu Rong: Although I tripped the fujoshi according to the original plan, what is this unpleasant feeling about?

At this time, they passed by a boy who looked very sunny and showed tiger teeth when he smiled: “The tissue said that I will get out of singlehood today, haha, who would believe such a thing -“

“Xiao Ling!” A cute little girl in uniform caught up with the boy while panting. “You…can you be my boyfriend?!”

Boy: “⊙▽⊙”

Boy: “Don’t you hit me every day…” He thought she hated him so much…

The girl blushed and raised her fist: “Stop talking nonsense! Or I’ll hit, hit you!”

The boy shrank in fear: “Okay, okay… I promise you.”

The girl covered her face and ran away, dropping the tissue in her hand.

Written on the tissue was –

“Today is the time to confess your love. Every day, it is the time to confess your love.”

The boy and his friend looked at each other: “I seem to have some inspiration…”

Friend: “You go first, I have to go back to buy small fish cakes.” He rushed out of the school gate at a sprint speed of 100 meters.

Boy: “Eh…”

Lu Rong and the fujoshi who were confronting each other on the side: “…”

Fujoshi: “I can’t stand it anymore. There’s something weird about the school today. Wait a minute, darling -” she said to the boy. The boy walked over and wanted to ask what was going on.

At this critical moment, Lu Rong said quietly to the fujoshi’s back: “Do you remember what you did yesterday? Do you know what the consequences will be if you show that kind of thing to a hot-blooded young man?”

The fujoshi suddenly stopped and stepped down: “!”

She turned back and looked at Lu Rong in disbelief: “You…”

Lu Rong smiled miserably: “I drank wine yesterday, and my mind was filled with those things you wrote, and then…” Just had the nightmare of being buried into a wall and wearing a hula.

“If you want to know why we quarreled, this is the reason why we quarreled. The injury I suffered may never heal in my lifetime.” Lu Rong poked his chest.

The fujoshi turned pale in an instant.

Lu Rong turned around and left silently.

The fujoshi was no longer in the mood to think about the weird things happening on campus, she followed him and slowly walked up to the third floor.

Lu Rong raised the corners of his lips.

Once the fujoshi knew that he had developed a crush on Ji Wenfeng because of reading her high-profile articles, and that he could not get close to him or have any interaction with him, the fujoshi would blame herself to the point of piercing her heart with regret for a long time. Then she would sigh and have no time to care about the tissues.

When he walked into the classroom, the morning self-study bell had just rung. He looked at his watch, half past seven. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the fujoshi walking towards her seat with her head lowered in gloom and looking at Lao Wang outside the school gate.

In this way, Lao Wang could retreat safely, and he had eight classes left to finish off the fujoshi.

Lu Rong: Plan successful.

During morning self-study, the fujoshi stood on the podium to read, staring blankly at Lu Rong who was concentrating on memorizing words in his seat, feeling confused in her heart.

Lu Rong’s words of condemnation rang in her mind over and over again –

“Don’t you know what the consequences will be if you show that kind of thing to a hot-blooded young man?”

“I drank wine yesterday and my mind was filled with what you wrote. Those things, then…”

“The injury I suffered may never heal in my lifetime.”

She admitted that she really wanted Lu Rong and Ji Wenfeng to be together, but she didn’t want anyone to get hurt.

Lu Rong asked her to give her material to read and prepare for the future, which was originally a very happy thing for her.

But she never expected that Rong Rong would lose his virginity just because of her brilliant sexual enlightenment education!!!

Lost his virginity!!!!!!

The rotten girl scrolled through last night’s scene in her mind and found a clue – Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong both drank heavily from Jiang Xiaobai at the dining table yesterday.

Later, Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong’s father also drank a lot.

After the banquet ended, Ji Wenfeng and Lu Rong went back to the place where they lived together. Oh my god, they lived under the same roof.

What was the difference between putting a drunken Lu Rong next to a drunken Ji Wenfeng and putting a meat bone in front of a dog?!

The fujoshi imagined the scene from last night: on a clear and moonlit night, Lu Rong and Ji Wenfeng went home together, chatting and laughing with each other all the way. At a certain moment when he opened the door to change his shoes, Lu Rong couldn’t stand still and fell into Ji Wenfeng’s arms. Ji Wenfeng caught him and leaned against the cabinet. Lu Rong raised his head, and there was only one centimeter between the lips of the two.

The two of them stopped smiling and stared deeply into each other’s eyes. Lu Rong, who had just awakened, thought of the 100m pornographic article he had read in the morning.

Then, maybe like what was written in “The Boyfriend I’ve been Chasing for Ten Years Has a White Moonlight”, Lu Rong confusedly asked Ji Wenfeng: “What is it like to be in love…”; or maybe like as written in “Eighteen-tier star’s one-night stand with the big shit”, Lu Rong rushed forward and bit Ji Wenfeng’s lips.

In short, the thunder from the sky stirred up the fire from the earth.

However, Lu Rong was a serious person. Her cub had always been pure and innocent. After the passionate kiss, he woke up and pushed Ji Wenfeng away: “No… we are still young.”

But Ji Wenfeng was different.

He was a drunken bastard!

He must…must have knocked Lu Rong down on the spot, tore off his shirt in excitement, and then the Overlord bowed hard!

Otherwise, why would Lu Rong hate him?!

It was definitely not a consensual affair last night, otherwise how would it make sense for a first-time couple to have a falling out after their first experience of love?

The fujoshi was so angry that she was shaking all over, Ji Wenfeng was such a scumbag! Rong Rong was only 16 years old! He took away his virginity by force!

Scumbag attack!

As soon as the bell rang after morning self-study, the fujoshi rolled up her sleeves and went to Class 1 to find Ji Wenfeng.

Ji Wenfeng, who was lying listlessly on the desk, was knocked on the table by the front seat: “Monitor, there is another girl outside looking for you to confess her love.”

Ji Wenfeng didn’t even look at her: “I’m not interested.”

Fujoshi: “Ji Wenfeng, Ji Wenfeng!”

Ji Wenfeng was stunned, raised his head, and his face became even more gloomy: Isn’t that his cheap mother-in-law? What, working as a lobbyist for her precious son?

Seeing that the fujoshi was very worried, obviously knowing about their quarrel, Ji Wenfeng put on a bad face, stood up lazily, put his hands in his trouser pockets and walked slowly outside the classroom: “Hey, my mother-in-law is good.”

But the fujoshi just started cursing like this: “Are you human? You attacked him when he’s so young?!”

Ji Wenfeng: “…What kind of double standards are you talking about? I’m only two months older than him.”

Fujoshi: “But you are attacking!!! You won’t get hurt!!!”

Ji Wenfeng: “…?”

The fujoshis in Class 1 all raised their heads, their eyes glowing green.

The straight men and women in Class 1 were talking a lot: “Hey, the class monitor usually doesn’t care about these girls who hand out love letters. Why did he leave as soon as he was called out by Xiao Zhuqing from Class 8 today? Does he like her?”

“Shut up! Shut up!” The rotten girls in Class 1 glared at them fiercely, then they raised their ears and pointed them in the direction of the classroom door.

The fujoshi pulled Ji Wenfeng aside and looked around vigilantly to make sure there were no gossips eavesdropping around, then she lowered her voice and said: “…You are so happy! But Rong Rong was hurt!!! Have you ever thought about his feelings!!!”

Ji Wenfeng felt that the matter was not simple: “What did he tell you?”

The fujoshi was ashamed to even say: “You know what you did!”

Ji Wenfeng let out a sigh, quickly glanced at the classroom of Class 8 on the opposite floor, and lazily leaned against the wall: “He won’t have said that…I fu**ed him, right?”

The fujoshi: “Could it be me then? Did you fall in love with me?!”

Ji Wenfeng: “…”

“Don’t try to shirk responsibility!” The fujoshi cast him aside, “Even if Rong Rong moved his hand first and his mouth first, it was only because he looked at a little bit of a pornographic article! If you don’t stop him, forget about it. You just go along with the flow and don’t refuse anyone who comes. You are really a shameless scumbag!”

Ji Wenfeng let out a long oh, Lu Rong turned out to have looked at a little pornographic article~

Ji Wenfeng: “What little pornographic article, please send me a copy.”

Fujoshi: “You think I might hand over the positions and plays that I worked so hard to come up with, so that you can continue to smash my child like this or that?! You are having wishful thinking!”

The rotten girl wanted to curse a word or two, but unfortunately the school bell rang.

“From now on, I’ll beat you every time you come to Class 8!” The rotten girl dropped her harsh words and walked away in an angry manner.

Ji Wenfeng took another look at the classroom of Class 8 across the street, returned to the class and asked Ling Ren: “Who is this person?”

Ling Ren: “Xiao Zhuqing from Class 8, this person is poisonous. He writes about boys and boys every day.”

Ji Wenfeng: “Do you have any of her articles? Give me a copy.”

Ling Ren was upright: “How could I have such a thing?!”

In fact, Xiao Zhuqing’s Ling Ren x Fang Chang h article, he thought about it every day, and even turned on a vest and went to Xiao Zhuqing’s Weibo tirelessly to urge her to write: Oh my god, why don’t you write more about Ling Ren x Fang Chang?

Xiao Zhuqing: They are not my destined CP. Indifferent.jpg

Ji Wenfeng was rejected by Ling Ren. Even though Ling Ren was unwilling to give it, Ji Wenfeng had plenty of ways to get it.

After learning that Xiao Zhuqing had saved all her texts on a Baidu cloud disk, Ji Wenfeng skipped morning exercises and went to the liberal arts office to ask the grade leader to borrow a computer. He spent 3 minutes hacking Xiao Zhuqing’s Baidu account and downloaded and read all her articles, including the 100mm Ji Wenfeng x Lu Rong.

Then he had a great time watching it.


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