Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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Xu Maomao played whack-a-mole for a long time and didn’t realize that most of the day had passed like this until he cleared all the levels. As a result, the tablet was out of power, and shut down automatically with a snap.
Playing with the mouse was amazing! Damn it, cat instinct!
He originally planned to use the tablet to surf the Internet to find strategies to become an internet celebrity, but now it was done, the battery was out.
Xu Maomao threw down the tablet in frustration and decided to consult the cats in the cat group.
When entering the bell interface, he habitually glanced at the page header, and was surprised to find that his current love value was more than 60,000. But he clearly remembered that the last time seemed to be about the same amount. Could it be that the video had lost its charm?
At this time, an announcement sounded in the group.
[Ginger] pulled [Lili] into the group
[Ginger]: This group welcomes a great powerful cat again! Please raise your four paws and tails for a warm welcome!
[Oscar]: …Warmly welcome.
Online cats clapped their hands sparsely.
[Lili]: I’m shy, please take care of me!
[Lili] sent out a red envelope,
Xu Maomao had more than 60,000 worth of assets, and the group leader said that this cat was powerful, so he stretched out his paws to grab the red envelope.
Two thousand love points were deducted!
Heartbroken, he went back to the big backpack and looked, cat color contact lenses x2? Sapphire blue?
What the hell? Was it the kind of colored contact lenses he knew?
Looking back in the group, the female cats in the group had all gone crazy!
[Sweet]: Oh, I got a pair of colored contact lenses!
[Xiao Xuetuan]: I snatched the fragments of the color contact lenses! Ah, it’s the color contact lenses produced by Shanxie Li!
[Sweet]: So Lili is the Li from Shanxie Li?
[Lili]: Oh, do you know me?
[Xiao Xuetuan]: You are our fashion vane, sister, I have always wanted to see you, and wanted to order a pair of dark blue colored contact lenses. I feel that the noble female cats in the group are boiling, as they have never been so active.
Xu Maomao looked confused. It turned out that no matter what kind of creature you were, lust for beauty was an eternal theme. Although he didn’t understand the difference between the different shades of the color of the eyes displayed by Lili, wasn’t it all the same? Weren’t they just round, big and bright?
The price was as high as hundreds of thousands, and there was a time limit…
But many diving female cat masters had burst out of the water, rushing to order customization.
[Alalei]: Meow? What am I missing?
[Migu]: Sister Goddess, here comes Sister Lili, who sent red envelopes with colored contact lenses
[Alalei]: Wow~~~~~ Why didn’t I come up earlier
[Lili]: Meow hee hee, today’s red envelope is gone. But, ladies who need custom-made contact lenses, please calm down. I can only accept ten orders at the moment, and the queue will last till next month. If you want color contact lenses, please pay attention to my red envelope.
[Alalei]: It’s a pity.
Lili went offline, and the female cat who didn’t grab it were acting like human women who were not able to buy the limited number of lipsticks.
Xu Maomao thought for a while, and sent Alalei an exclusive red envelope, which happened to contain the pair of royal blue colored contact lenses that he had drawn just now.
[Alalei] After receiving the red envelope, she replied with a private message in surprise: Oscar, you are so kind, it is exactly the eye color I wanted, so how about it, I will transfer you 50,000 love value as a thank you, okay?
Xu Maomao took a deep breath and rejected this kindness with great perseverance.
[Oscar]: I want to ask how you became an internet celebrity cat, can you tell me about your family history?
[Alalei]: Do you also want to be an internet celebrity?
[Oscar]: Yes
[Alalei]: In fact, there is nothing to say. My human being is a stylist. He likes to make clothes for me, and then post photos of me wearing clothes like something called a scarf. Gradually, I became popular.
[Oscar]: That’s all? So actually you didn’t do anything? What happened to the live broadcast?
[Alalei]: I’ve done a few live broadcasts, where my human was bathing me.
Xu Maomao didn’t understand what this meant. And it sounded like it needed Shen Yu to cooperate, but he did not intend to let Shen Yu participate at all, he was so busy, so he surely did not have the time to make clothes.
[Oscar]: Is there any other way to become an Internet celebrity?
[Alalei]: Yes, I know an orange cat whose selling point is being ugly…
[Oscar]: Pfft
[Alalei]: There is another cat whose selling point is fat, although I don’t understand why humans would like him because he is fat, but he is really too fat, he is as heavy as four of me.
[Alalei]: There is also a puppet cat, her selling point is being beautiful.
[Oscar]: I see, so there needs to be a selling point for becoming a celebrity?
[Alalei]: Yes~ By the way, I forgot to tell you that your video was deleted by humans. What a pity, it would have become popular after a while, but I don’t know why it disappeared in the morning. If you want to be popular, you have to find a new way by yourself.
[Oscar]: Thank you goddess for your guidance.
No wonder the love value stopped increasing after he took a nap today. It turned out the video was deleted.
Xu Maomao sighed and decided to think of a new way.
Although he was a beautiful ragdoll cat, there were obviously other ragdoll cats who had taken the lead, so he couldn’t go that way again.
Thinking of the evaluations of the cats in the group, it seemed that they all focused on his ability to write.
Of course, this was nothing to be proud of. He was a human being, and of course a human being could write, but he thought of an idea, he could use his “smartness” as a selling point. After all, he was a cat who could even buy medicine for his owner!
As long as he showed off his wisdom, it would definitely arouse the curiosity of netizens, but the degree needed to be grasped, he couldn’t appear too smart, otherwise it would be too bizarre.
Clever as Xu Maomao was, he began to plan how to start a live broadcast on the Internet.
He walked into Shen Yu’s study room, jumped onto the desk, raised his paw, and pressed the computer switch on the desk.
It was not that he hadn’t tried turning it on during the time at Shen Yu’s house, but unfortunately, Shen Yu’s computer had a password, so he hadn’t tried it since then, but now, he suspected that the password of the computer might be the same as that of his mobile phone.
So, he entered 034568 according to the memory, and the next second, he really entered the desktop!
Ah, male god, I have another reason to love you now. I like your pure and unpretentious quality of having only one password for everything—meow, the bank card password is still more complicated, and I will check it for you in the future Yo~
Xu Maomao danced with excitement, then rolled his tail, rolled the mouse to him, and moved the cursor carefully.
He had to say that it was really strenuous to use the computer with the body of a cat. It took him more than ten minutes to enter the Qiandu page with his claws, and finally select the live broadcast software of Pain Xun, which had the largest number of online users and the deepest water, among all the live broadcast platforms.
In order to save trouble, he directly used his original pain account to register the live broadcast account. Then followed the prompts to build his own database step by step and read the live broadcast tutorial.
Meow? You need a good set of live streaming equipment?
Xu Maomao checked Shen Yu’s configuration. Fortunately, there were cameras and microphones, but they were all original configurations, and the effect was average. Obviously, Shen Yu didn’t like surfing the Internet very much. Looking at his desktop, he didn’t even have a large-scale online game.
After spending a lot of effort, he finally successfully entered the cute pet channel and started the live broadcast. After adjusting the orientation of the camera to point at himself, a beautiful puppet cat was captured on the screen.
Xu Maomao looked at it carefully, lowered his head and licked the cat’s paw to tidy up his appearance, and then squatted down in front of the screen with all his heart.
Number of people online: 0.
…It was okay, just wait a little longer.
Ten minutes later, the number of people online showed a wireless cycle of +1-1+1-1+2-1-1=0.
Hey, what’s going on?! What about being a society where everyone sucked cats?
Xu Maomao withdrew and decided to go to another live broadcast room to gain experience.
When he entered someone else’s live broadcast room, he was shocked to understand why. First of all, the waters in Pain Xun was deep, there were so many live broadcasts of cute pets, moreover the titles were one more eye-catching than the other, but Xu Maomao only used the default title of the system due to difficulty in typing. This was the first reason why he could not attract viewers; and the second reason was that the background of his live broadcast was too dark and low-key – there was only a big bookcase behind him, while other cute pets not only had their masters dressed up, but the backgrounds were mostly chosen as large balconies with sufficient light, creating a peaceful and peaceful atmosphere, which made them seem like a petty bourgeoisie.
Xu Maomao then changed the title of his live broadcast room to the stinky and shameless “Shocked, the world’s most intelligent cat!”. He mistyped this line dozens of times before he collapsed to the side sweating profusely, exhausted to death.
Then he studied Shen Yu’s camera and was delighted to find that its connection cable was very long, so he bit it, jumped lightly, and walked to the well-lit living room with the round camera in his hand. He put the camera on a small coffee table, then put a book in front of him, and looked down pretendingly.
After reading a page, he turned to the next page with a serious attitude.
However, for some reason, the camera turned on the automatic rotation program when he was dragging, so when he was reading a book with his head down, the camera just rotated 360 degrees slowly, and only occasionally captured him for a few seconds when it moved in his direction. Most of the content recorded in the live broadcast room was Shen Yu’s simple and low-key house that could not hide its luxuriousness.
After a while, the bell rang.
[Gained the love value +2 from Manmu Sanghua]
[Gained the love value +1 from Qihongcheng]
Xu Maomao was overjoyed, there was a reaction! Someone came in!
There were only a few here and there, but it was a good start.
Xu Maomao patiently “read” two pages of the book, and finally couldn’t help but want to throw down his props and rushed to the computer screen, only to find that the screen was slowly rotating 360 degrees, and the simple and exquisite decoration of Shen Yu’s living room which was full of modern design sense was being recorded in the picture one by one.
And the current number of online people showed 384, 385, 387… and it was still increasing.
A message will pop up at the bottom of the screen.
[Is this a cute pet live broadcast?]
[Go back upstairs, no]
[No, yes, I saw a cat just now]
[Where is the cat? I only saw a large and luxurious living room, God, this is a triplex, right?]
[The anchor is showing off his wealth?]
[(#‵′) Damn, I like this decorator!]
[Oh my God, look at the floor-to-ceiling windows, and you can actually see the Tian X Gate. This is one of the few posh neighborhoods in city B, right?!!]
[Don’t scare me upstairs, I lost all my melons!]
[Look at the anchor’s water purifier, it’s an SA brand, and one costs 20,000 yuan]
[There’s also the anchor’s cat food! Meow meow, Hermes in the canned food industry~~~]
[Please take care of me, anchor~~]
[Upstairs shameless]
[…What’s the situation, I just came to see the cat, but you are showing off your wealth, bad reviews]
[I don’t care, please Support! I bring my own cat food, just to take a sip of the immortal energy in front of Tian X Gate]
….
Xu Maomao stared at the barrage with complicated emotions.
The current number of people online, 1905, 2029, 2800…finally fixed at 5000+.
But the love value had barely increased.
Heart tired.
His first live broadcast was very popular, but the focus of the viewers was all wrong,! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
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Xu Maomao covered his little vest: Why do you want to pick me up? Huh, it’s better to wear an Internet celebrity vest! Hehehe, I don’t know no one noticed that my id used to write an article?? Anyone who wants to leave the country can raise their paws!
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