Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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Nan Xiangwan only knew how to pet cats but didn’t know how to care for them. So she acted like an idiot and even tried to communicate with them.
Although Bai Yan grew up surrounded by people and understood some human language, he truly couldn’t understand a single word of what this foolish woman in front of him was saying.
After swimming for a while, Bai Yan emerged from the water on his own, his elegant long fur creating a splash.
Nan Xiangwan grew impatient and pushed it back into the water: “What are you doing up there? Taking a bath!”
She actually tried to let a cat take a bath in the water by itself…
Fortunately, Bai Yan had a good temperament and didn’t make a move. It was taken aback for a moment, then turned its head to look at the water.
Nan Xiangwan misunderstood again: “Huh? Is the water cold? I’ll add some more hot water for you.”
Five minutes later, an argument broke out in the bathroom between a person and a cat.
Bai Yan: “Meow meow meow!” (Woman, that’s enough!)
Nan Xiangwan: “How can you be so stupid? You don’t even know how to take a bath!”
Bai Yan: “Meow!!” (Angry)
Nan Xiangwan: “Never mind, I’ll wash you. What scented bath products do you want? You choose!”
Bai Yan: “Meow meow!” (Woman, are you an idiot?)
The two of them spent two hours in the bathroom, and after finally washing all of Bai Yan’s fur, Bai Yan was very unhappy, as if he was accusing her.
Nan Xiangwan continued to complain: “You’re still not satisfied? These are all high-end toiletries that Xiao Dong bought for me, what are you complaining about!”
Bai Yan: “Meow!!” (Stupid woman, I want cat-specific shampoo and conditioner! Buy it for me!)
Nan Xiangwan: “Shut up! Dry your hair!”
Bai Yan: “Meow meow meow!” (That’s not hair, that’s fur!)
The process of blow-drying was another hassle.
It wasn’t that the Bai Yan was uncooperative; on the contrary, it was very cooperative, letting the hairdryer blow on it without moving.
The biggest problem was that Nan Xiangwan didn’t know how to do it at all, and Bai Yan’s fur was long and thick, making her sweat profusely.
Nan Xiangwan: “You, turn over, let’s dry this side.”
Bai Yan obediently turned over.
Nan Xiangwan: “How about I set up the hairdryer and you can use it yourself?”
Bai Yan: “Meow!!”
No matter how angry it was, Nan Xiangwan put on the hairdryer and went to the living room to eat snacks.
Bai Yan gave up, glanced at the hairdryer, then at his still-damp fur, and resigned himself to lying under the hairdryer nozzle.
Damn stupid woman!
Two hours later, Bai Yan came out, tossing its fluffy fur, and reminded its foolish owner to turn off the hairdryer.
Nan Xiangwan was in a good mood. After happily turning off the hairdryer, Bei Bei called and asked her to come to room 2201 for dinner.
She casually picked up the Bai Yan, took two steps at a time with her long legs, and arrived at the rooftop garden. She then sprinted and ran towards Gu Beihuai’s house.
The cold winter wind howled, causing Bai Yan’s fur to undulate smoothly like white waves.
It squinted its eyes, enjoying this comfortable moment.
Soon, the person and the cat arrived at 2201 and headed straight for the dining room.
The three black cats originally came out to greet her with bouncy steps, but as soon as they got close to Nan Xiangwan, they saw the white cat on her shoulder.
The three black cats immediately bristled and hissed!
Bai Yan was no pushover either. He gracefully jumped off Nan Xiangwan’s shoulder and began an overwhelming fight against the three black cats.
One against three, the three blacks lost convincingly.
Gu Beihuai came out when he heard the noise and was stunned when he saw the white cat.
Nan Xiangwan said smugly, “I picked it up at the photo studio, isn’t it beautiful?”
Gu Beihuai frowned: “It’s pretty, but did you bathe and deworm it before you brought it back? If the stray cat has worms, it could infect the three black cats.”
Nan Xiangwan patted her chest confidently: “I gave it a bath! I didn’t see any bugs floating on the surface while I was showering, so there shouldn’t be any bugs, right?”
Gu Beihuai: “Okay, I’ll give it a deworming pill.”
Bei Bei was skilled; with one hand holding Bai Yan’s chin and neck, he quickly swallowed a small pill with the other, then pinched its upper and lower jaws and began to stroke its chin.
Bai Yan licked his nose in less than three seconds and swallowed the medicine.
Nan Xiangwan watched in astonishment, never having known before that there was a professional method for feeding medicine to cats.
Gu Beihuai, with his keen sense of smell, sniffed at Bai Yan’s fur before looking up and asking, “You didn’t bathe it with your own shampoo, did you?”
Nan Xiangwan said smugly, “Yeah! It’s so expensive, I used it!”
Gu Beihuai said speechlessly, “Think carefully about the difference between your skin and its.”
Nan Xiangwan tilted her head: “Bei Bei, speak like a human.”
Gu Beihuai: “Does human skin have such thick hair? Your shower gel is for washing skin, not for washing cat hair.”
Nan Xiangwan suddenly realized: “So I should use shampoo on it?”
Gu Beihuai waved his hand: “Forget it, you can just leave the cat at my house and I’ll take care of it. You can just pet and play with it. By the way, what’s its name?”
Nan Xiangwan: “Bai Yan, its fur is white, and its eyes are heterochromatic, large and bright like two different colored flames.”
Gu Beihuai stared at her in shock, his eyes involuntarily scanning her up and down.
Bai Yan? Are you serious?
Are you still that Nan Xiangwan who came up with Da Hei, Xiao Hei, and Curly Hei?
You actually came up with such a beautiful and meaningful name!
Not only was Gu Beihuai surprised, but the three black cats were also insanely jealous, constantly whimpering or panting from three meters away from Bai Yan.
Why does this thing get such a nice name, while the others can only be called Three Blacks?
Nan Xiangwan sat down to eat dinner. She had been busy bathing the cat all afternoon, and she was starving.
While serving her food, Gu Beihuai observed the interaction between the four cats.
As expected of a stray cat, Bai Yan was incredibly powerful. Every time the three black cats tried to act aggressively, Bai Yan slapped them back to their original form.
Through the use of force to suppress them, the four cats established their respective levels.
Gu Beihuai observed for a while and found that although Bai Yan was fierce and acted as if he had to be the boss, he was measured in his actions. His claw strike was just a warning and did not actually injure the three black cats.
Establishing prestige was enough.
Relieved, Gu Beihuai began to focus on eating and serving food to the little one.
After a satisfying dinner, Nan Xiangwan lay on the sofa watching TV.
Gu Beihuai got up to clear the table and then washed the dishes.
As night fell, the smart sensor curtains closed automatically, and the warm, comforting lights illuminated the room.
The sound of running water while washing dishes in the kitchen was gentle, as comforting as the warm winter sun.
Just as time was passing by peacefully, a sudden, piercing meow shattered the tranquility of 2201!
“Awooo—!”
This was coming from Da Hei, and it sounded like a baby crying.
Gu Beihuai immediately rushed out of the kitchen, and Nan Xiangwan also jumped off the sofa. The two of them looked into the corner.
I’m dumbfounded!
Da Hei was pinned down by Bai Yan, its claws gripping the scratching post in front of it tightly, while Bai Yan bit the back of Da Hei’s neck and exerted force with its hind legs.
Nan Xiangwan: “What…what is going on? Is Bai Yan going to eat Da Hei?”
Gu Beihuai paused for a moment before saying, “No, it’s in heat.”
Bai Yan was a male cat!
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