Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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“By the way, are the thunder talismans enough?” Xie Lingya asked.
Fang Xushan looked at the outside of his pocket and said, “There’s more.”
This answer was very vague. It was obvious that none of them were used. They were just given to him in the morning, and he didn’t find anything. There was no need to ask, and there was no need to answer.
“That’s good.” Xie Lingya nodded silently, lit three incense sticks, and inserted them into the oranges, as if to worship his ancestors.
Looking at Fang Xushan again, although he didn’t say anything, he smelled the scent of incense and his face showed a hint of intoxication, he was enjoying it very much.
I’m afraid this guy is really not Fang Xushan?
The way he looks while enjoying himself makes him look like someone who makes a living from this… so it’s easy to tell who he is. I didn’t go looking for you, but you dared to come to my house.
Xie Lingya’s expression did not change, and he continued, “Hey, Abbot Fang, do you think the Hongyang Sect is a group of rabble? When I captured the Mother of No Birth, she begged for mercy and told me that it was meaningless for her to be the second in command, and that she had long since separated from the Tianyu sect. She just didn’t find the opportunity, so she wanted to set up her own sect.”
Fang Xushan: “…Really?”
“Yes, and she even cursed at Patriarch Hunyuan.” Xie Lingya said casually, “She said he was useless and a waste, and the believers all hope to respect her as a saint. What do you think, is this a dog-eat-dog situation?”
Originally, Shi Changxuan had said that the Hongyang Sect was not united internally. There had been branches in history, and they were just barely maintaining their relationship on the surface. And wherever there were people, there was politics. This was true for people, and it was also true for these evil man-made gods.
Fang Xushan looked calm and even smiled, “Yeah.”
“So, in the end, I smashed it to pieces.” Xie Lingya said with a smile, “Abbot Fang, are you tired? Let me give you a massage.”
“No need, you are tired too, I just need to lie down for a while.” Fang Xushan said gently. He didn’t know if it was Xie Lingya’s imagination, but he always felt that he was a little twisted.
“Yeah.” Xie Lingya also stood up as if nothing had happened and said, “I’ll boil some hot water to drink.”
He walked aside to pour the mineral water into the kettle and took the opportunity to turn his back on Xushan and send a text message to Shi Changxuan, who soon responded. He put away his phone, poured out the water, then turned around and saw Fang Xushan standing behind him.
Fang Xushan took two steps back and said, “You scared me.”
“You scared me.” Xie Lingya said and gave Fang Xushan the middle finger.
Fang Xushan was stunned for a moment: “This?”
Xie Lingya said innocently: “Lingguan Jue, I’m practicing.”
Fang Xushan asked in confusion: “Why didn’t you put your index finger over to perform Lingguan Jue.”
“This is a simplified version of our Baoyang Temple’s Lingguan Jue.” Xie Lingya said and gave a big middle finger.
Fang Xushan: “Hehe…”
He laughed dryly, and the more he laughed, the dryer his smile became, “Then why are you targeting me? It seems like that’s what you mean.”
“What do you mean?” Xie Lingya smiled, “Why am I targeting you? Don’t you have any idea?”
“Fang Xushan’s” face fell.
He looked at Xie Lingya grimly, and his expression changed. His body was still the same body, but he didn’t look like Fang Xushan himself at all. “Little Taoist, you are so brave.”
“I give you this sentence as it is.” Xie Lingya did not refute that he was not a Taoist. He just replied, “You still want to sleep with me? What? Aren’t you afraid that I will draw hundreds of thunder talismans and use them all on you?”
He didn’t even know when the thunder talismans were drawn. It seemed that something happened when Fang Xushan went out today. Fang Xushan went to the local Sanguan Temple, so the problem might be there. The reason why he was asked to sleep together was probably because he knew that he was the one who drew the thunder talismans.
When Xie Lingya asked about the thunder talisman before, he subconsciously looked at his pocket, so it should not be an illusion, but possession.
This was interesting. Just imagine that after he was possessed, he found that he was carrying a thunder talisman, which was no less than a protective umbrella against him. He must be so scared. No wonder he quickly asked who drew the thunder talisman.
At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open, and six or seven Taoists led by Shi Changxuan rushed in.
Xie Lingya quickly shouted, “Lock the door!”
Taoists: “…”
“Fang Xushan” smiled grimly, “If you don’t lock it, I will lock it too. Are you so confident?”
Xie Lingya: “If you saw what happened to your mother, you wouldn’t ask this question.”
“Fang Xushan”: “…It’s the Mother of Wusheng.”
Not his mother.
The Taoists were at a loss whether to laugh or cry, and some even tried to hold back their laughter. This was clearly a mockery of the evil god. Their originally somewhat uneasy mood seemed to have been dispelled by Xiao Xie’s words.
“Fang Xushan” coldly glanced at these Taoists who disrespected him, then sat cross-legged on the bed. A phantom rose from the top of his head and gradually became real. It was the Hunyuan ancestor who looked like an ancient Buddha.
A shadow emerged from each small bump on the top of his head, each one different. Some held swords, some held bottles, and some held snakes.
There were a total of eight phantom clones protecting him.
If we count the Taoists again, there were about eight or nine of them, but although their numbers were equal, their strengths were not equal.
The Taoists became nervous again and said, “We saw the text message just now and checked it quickly. We found that he had done something to dirty our thunder talismans.”
This was not surprising.
Xie Lingya looked at Patriarch Hunyuan coldly. He pinched out a few thunder talismans from the pocket of the unconscious Fang Xushan, only to see that they were also dirty. “Alas, fortunately I found them and used him to destroy them one by one.”
Xie Lingya gave all the thunder talismans to other people, and he didn’t have any on him. He looked at Patriarch Hunyuan’s smug look and said expressionlessly, “What are you so happy about? Didn’t anyone tell you that I drew them in an hour yesterday?”
Patriarch Hunyuan: “…”
Xie Lingya: “You don’t think I saved it for half a year, did you?”
Patriarch Hunyuan: “…”
According to common sense, yes, it would take more than half a year…
He even suspected that Xie Lingya was bluffing.
Shi Changxuan couldn’t help but curl the corners of his mouth and say, “Go.”
Xie Lingya pulled out a chair, opened the box of cinnabar, spread out the yellow paper, and put a spiritual ancestor amulet in his mouth to prevent himself from being distracted and being pulled into the illusion again.
Patriarch Hunyuan’s eyes widened a little, but before he could think about it, these Taoists had already picked up their magic weapons and rushed over. The others were easy to deal with, except Shi Changxuan, who was not affected by the illusion and could not interfere.
The hotel room was only a small space. Xie Lingya occupied a corner to draw talismans, while the rest of the people fought in the narrow space.
Even though they were so close, Shi Changxuan held the sword in front of him, and the phantom of Patriarch Hunyuan couldn’t even get close to him!
“Knock, knock.”
There was a knock on the door. “Hello, this is the room service.”
Xie Lingya glanced at them, walked to the door and opened it a crack: “Hello.”
The waitress wanted to look inside, but Xie Lingya was taller than her, so it was expected that she couldn’t see. Instead, when she met Xie Lingya’s smiling eyes, she felt embarrassed and said with a red face: “I heard a lot of noise inside…”
It was the Hunyuan Patriarch who was shouting inside: “My Buddha is burning the lamp three times!”
“It’s okay, my friend is drunk, and he insists that he is a Bodhisattva.” Xie Lingya said calmly, “He just touched another friend’s head and said that your pimples will be gone.”
The waitress laughed immediately. It was obviously not a particularly funny joke, but her smile was particularly sweet. She even heard someone inside shouting “Taishang Laojun, hurry up and give an order”, and said, “You are still playing with him, it’s really interesting.”
“…a bunch of second-year syndrome.” Xie Lingya seemed embarrassed.
“Then be careful not to let your friend damage the furniture, or you will have to pay for it.” The waitress said, reluctantly, “…I won’t bother you anymore.”
There was nothing left in her mind, and she couldn’t remember if she had heard that several Taoists were staying in our hotel, and which room they were staying in.
“Thank you, goodbye.” Xie Lingya closed the door and quickly jumped back, just in time to see a phantom reaching out with a snake on its hand trying to bite Shi Changxuan, but Shi Changxuan turned his head to avoid it.
Xie Lingya pressed one hand into the cinnabar, and grabbed the snake’s vital point, snatched it from the phantom’s hand, and tied a knot.
Snake: !!
Xie Lingya drew talismans with one hand and pinched the snake’s vital point with the other. Its body was tangled and pinched, so it could not move. Xie Lingya hurriedly drew ten thunder talismans, grabbed one and shouted, “Get out of the way!”
The Taoists dodged in response. The thunder talismans flew quickly, eight of them went towards the phantom, and two went towards the ancestor Hunyuan.
Xie Lingya stretched out his hand and grabbed one of them and put it on the snake’s forehead in his hand, “I almost forgot about you.”
Snake: “…”
“…Send away the evil spirit!”
Xie Lingya shouted, lightning flashed, and thunder sounded suddenly!
The phantom disappeared without a trace, and the soul of Patriarch Hunyuan also became faint, and then he panicked and drilled into Fang Xushan’s body.
Xie Lingya poured out the cinnabar and sprinkled it all over Fang Xushan. Cinnabar could ward off evil spirits, and Patriarch Hunyuan could not get close to him.
There was still some cinnabar on Xie Lingya’s hands. Seeing that the ten talismans had not killed him yet, he suddenly had an idea and drew a talisman on the back of his left hand, “I now pray for the arrival of the Great Master, and hope that you will grant me great power and protection with thunder!”
It was his own ingenuity. He always drew the eyes of the spirit official before. Just now, he was inspired and drew the talisman to pray for the ancestor’s magical power with his left hand.
After Xie Lingya finished the incantation, he pinched the Lingguan Jue with his hand and pressed it on the body of the Hunyuan Patriarch. Where his fingers touched his body, a light of fire and thunder surged out and instantly spread throughout the body of the Hunyuan Patriarch. With a faint scream, his soul disappeared completely, leaving only a middle finger standing straight up!
….
Xie Lingya hung his one weak hand, feeling the pain almost reaching his heart. He sat down on the bed and saw that everyone else was sweating profusely. They had tried their best to free up time and space to draw talismans for Xie Lingya.
However, the evil god was successfully eradicated. The hard work of the past few days was not in vain. All that was needed was to capture those Hongyang Taoists.
At this moment, the Taoist priests felt very happy.
Xie Lingya asked, “Was the thunder just now particularly loud?”
Everyone looked at each other. They were all focused on Patriarch Hunyuan just now and had no time to care about other things, but the noise was definitely quite loud.
Xie Lingya hesitated and said, “Well… if the waiter comes to ask, how about we all say that the kettle exploded? Can we fool them?”
Just as Xie Lingya finished speaking, he heard the hotel alarm wailing.
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