Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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“Tang Qianyan’s Breeding Diary” by Tang Bai
01
Tang Qianyan is a legendary angel baby. His daily routine is basically the same as that of an adult. When I sleep, he sleeps too. When I wake up, he wakes up too. He has been extremely alert since he was a baby. Every time I have to leave him for a while, his eyes become as big as bells.
The accompanying picture is a picture of Tang Qianyan’s shocked expression [Tang Tongling Shocked.jpg].
I always suspect that Tang Qianyan has installed a radar on me. One time, when I was about to go out to pick up a package without even putting on my shoes, Tang Qianyan burst into tears. I was so scared that I had to hold Tang Qianyan to pick up the package. Along the way, he performed [Tang Tongling Shocked 1.0] [Tang Tongling Shocked 2.0] [Tang Tongling Shocked 3.0] for me, which was very nice.
But he’s so clingy to me that it sometimes makes me feel a little annoyed.
Maybe this is the sweet trouble in fables.
I won’t write anymore. I have to go hug Tang Qianyan.
02
Tang Qianyan is a very smart kid. He started speaking very early, just like me. Hey, the first word he learned to call was “little dad”.
Yes, I’m very happy, my dear! Daddy’s love for you is not in vain!
03
My brother Xie and I bought a bunch of children’s toys, and my grandfather also made a lot of toys. I originally thought that Tang Qianyan would be the first to experience these toys, but I didn’t expect that Brother Xie would have so much fun playing with them.
Okay, okay, stop pretending. I can see that Brother Xie is also like a child sometimes.
But today’s children’s toys are really interesting.
04
Since Tang Qianyan was born, grandpa often comes to visit our house. He refused to say that he was coming to see Tang Qianyan. But every time he chatted with me for only a few words, and then he would then take Tang Qianyan out for a walk.
Tang Qianyan is so small that he would lie on his grandfather’s shoulder like a kitten, and he would always be exhausted after being taken for a walk by his grandfather.
I once went out for a walk with my grandfather… Oh no, I took Tang Qianyan for a walk and found that going out with my grandfather is indeed a lot of physical work. Grandpa always asks Tang Qianyan to perform various things for his old friends such as reciting ancient poems, calculating addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within 100, switching between four languages…
This series of talent shows is a huge physical drain on Tang Qianyan, who is so lazy that he doesn’t even want to hold the bottle. Logically, Tang Qianyan should hide every time he saw his grandfather, but then why are they so happy to see each other every day?
I told this to Brother Xie, and he felt, like I did, that there was some unspeakable secret involved.
05
The case is solved.
This old guy, Grandpa, actually fed sweets to Tang Qianyan!!! I’ve told him hundreds of times: Don’t give Tang Qianyan candy. Don’t give Tang Qianyan candy!!!!!!!!! Sooner or later, Tang Qianyan will have cavities in his teeth!
06
Tang Qianyan doesn’t watch cartoons very often. He watches food shows every day. He has a stern face when watching, and his expression is more serious than when he is reading a textbook. He even names the dishes in his dreams. Oh, did I make him hungry in some way?
Whenever Tang Qianyan sees something he wants to eat, he will run over to me with eager eyes and ask me if he can make it for me. I said that I am very tired at work and don’t want to waste energy on making these things. Then Tang Qianyan will diligently give me a massage. You can say that he is a very scheming boy who will not do anything without a profit.
Brother Xie felt a little jealous and asked Tang Qianyan why he didn’t give him a massage. Tang Qianyan lay on my shoulder and pretended to be dead, saying that it was too tiring to massage an adult. And that he was just a three-year-old baby and we couldn’t abuse child laborers.
In fact, he had complained earlier that the food cooked by Brother Xie was not delicious enough.
This little brat is such a picky eater. He doesn’t eat much of the food Brother Xie cooks and always leaves half a bowl. He is very picky. But he eats all the food I cook in one go, and even when his belly is full, he raises his hand to indicate that he wants another bowl.
Brother Xie was so angry that he said he would take care of the family’s meals for a week.
07
Little Tang Qianyan is going to kindergarten!!!
I took him to the barber shop yesterday to get a new hairdo, with the picture [Tang Qianyan’s headshot].
He’s so cute in his kindergarten uniform! He looks so cute with his little schoolbag on his back! He is so cute! He was even cuter when he waved goodbye to us earnestly when entering the park!
Today at work I was thinking whether he would lose his appetite because of leaving us, and whether he could make good friends? I know that little Tang Qianyan always thinks his peers are too stupid…
08
F**k (a kind of plant)
My parents were called. This little bad boy Tang Qianyan caused trouble for me on the first day of kindergarten. I don’t know what method he used to make the children within a one-meter radius give him all their desserts, and then he ate all twelve chocolates by himself…
I punished Tang Qianyan by not allowing him to eat desserts for a week and also made twelve desserts for those children to calm their nerves, but I didn’t give any to Tang Qianyan, which almost made Tang Qianyan cry with greed.
Tang Qianyan chatted with me, and while he was eating melon seeds, he said that he did not force the other children to hand over the chocolates, but those children saw that he was good-looking and wanted to be friends with him. He said that in order to be friends with him, they must first give him the chocolates.
I said, isn’t this forcing you?
Tang Qianyan said innocently, they covet my beauty, and I covet their chocolates, isn’t this an equal exchange?
Damn, that made sense at first glance.
While I was lost in thought, Tang Qianyan gave me all the melon seeds he had peeled and said, “Little Dad, you eat them.”
When you are old and your teeth fall out, I will also peel melon seeds for you.
09
Tang Qianyan called his grandfather more than a dozen times this week, and his little mouth was as sweet as honey when he said that he wanted to see his great-grandfather.
Oh, I have seen through Tang Qianyan, this little scoundrel who will not do anything without profit.
Do you want to see your great-grandfather? You obviously want your great grandfather to feed you snacks!
10
Wow, Tang Qianyan is a gaming genius. He actually broke the records I set when I was four years old in “The Adventures of Little Spaceship”, “Changeable Little Tang” and “Miracle Mech Maker Travels Around the World”.
I brought him into StarCraft, the game I play most often. Many players commented that he was a good and reassuring teammate. He made many friends online. The only bad thing was that it seemed that there was an omega who wanted to have an online romance with him.
I didn’t expect Tang Qianyan to have the opportunity to fall in love at the age of five. [Tang Tongling was shocked.jpg]
11
Brother Xie would call Tang Qianyan for exercise every day, but Tang Qianyan was really lazy and a veteran bedridden person. Every time he would wrap himself up in a quilt and pretend to be dead.
At first I thought Tang Qianyan was young and didn’t need to do too much exercise, but today I found that Tang Qianyan had a little belly…
Although chubby human cubs are also very cute, if they can’t lose weight when they are young, it will be difficult to lose weight when they grow up, so I support Brother Xie to take Tang Qianyan to exercise.
I said to Tang Qianyan earnestly, “Qianyan, your little dad is at least a top star in the interstellar world, right? As my child, you will be photographed by the media. Although they will blur your face, they will not blur your belly.”
“You don’t want to grow up to be a male god, while the photos of your chubby childhood are everywhere, right?”
Tang Qianyan hugged my thighs and said in a baby voice, “What does it matter? The first form of the Yingji Changkong, which you designed, is round and chubby. Will people say it is ugly?”
“No, everyone praises it for being cute.”
“Its second form is partially mechanized, which can make the mecha pilot super handsome, especially when dad transforms.” Tang Qianyan hugged my thighs and turned to look at Xie Ruheng, and flattered him with true emotion, “He is so handsome, and his fighting power is off the charts.”
“Take my two powerful male god dads as an example. As long as I have talent and strength when I grow up, everyone will only say that my childhood photos are cute photos~”
…Another day where my child cannot be refuted.
Tang Qianyan hugged my thighs pitifully and said coquettishly that he was very tired from running.
This scheming human cub, at a young age, saw clearly the family status of this family and knew that acting coquettishly towards me was the fastest way to save him from suffering.
Tang Qianyan looks like Brother Xie, a smaller version of Brother Xie. So every time he blinks and acts coquettishly towards me, I can’t stand it. But this time, after picturing a fat version of Brother Xie in my mind, I resolutely hardened my heart and watched him being dragged out by Brother Xie with despair in his heart.
I don’t know what he said to Brother Xie, but after a while, Brother Xie dragged me, who was feeling hopeless, out to run with him as well.
After seeing that I was also forced to exercise, Tang Qianyan showed a bright smile: “A family should be neat and tidy~”
This little rascal.
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