Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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The second guest to participate in the game was Wu Taishu.
When this handsome uncle walked onto the stage and his phone book was opened and appeared on the big screen, the audience burst into laughter.
The reason was simple, it was just that Wu Taishu had a lot of phone numbers in his phone book, and they were all marked with special aliases.
[Young handsome man number one] [Young handsome man number two] [Cold beauty number one] [Dried food girl] [Cat girl]!
These rows and rows of notes were so dazzling that they blinded everyone’s eyes.
Wu Taishu seemed a little embarrassed and scratched his hair with his big hands, but there was clearly a hint of pride in his smile.
Uncle! Can you have some bottom line??
Ai Xuan and Jia Yun both had speechless expressions. Jia Yun simply waved her hand and said, “You choose this time.”
“Uncle Wu, please draw the task card first!” Ai Xuan asked the staff to come up.
Wu Taishu stretched out his hand in just a second and threw it to the host without even reading the contents of the card.
Ai Xuan unfolded the task card towards the camera and it appeared on the big screen.
The content of the game was borrowing money!
“Oh oh oh!” Jia Yun started to make a noise, “Choose a woman, choose a young woman!”
“Ah! You can’t do this!” Wu Taishu seemed to have just realized the seriousness of the matter.
But his resistance could not arouse the conscience of the two evil-minded hosts.
Ai Xuan and Jia Yun thought of the same thing. They searched in the phone book with a sly grin. Looking at the page in the phone book that he had turned several pages but still couldn’t get to the end, he couldn’t help but sigh, “Uncle Wu’s harem is really powerful. Not only is it diverse, but there are also many of them.
“Haha.” Wu Taishu looked a little embarrassed at being praised.
Ai Xuan was speechless again. He felt that Teacher Du Xiaoguang had chosen the best candidates for this program. Each and every one of them was weird – even Si Huang, who looked normal, did not play by the rules.
“Okay, this is it!” He selected Wu Taishu’s mission target with one hand, dialed the number and then handed the phone to the other party.
The phone number of the girl in this mission clearly revealed that she was “Fujoshi No. 1”!
The phone rang four times before someone picked up. A lazy, sweet and bright girl’s voice came from the other end, “Hello, uncle! What’s the matter?”
“Ahem, Xiao Luo.” Wu Taishu seemed to feel embarrassed at this moment. He touched his nose and whispered, “It’s like this. Uncle has encountered some difficulties recently. Money is pretty tight. I want to ask you for help!”
“What?!” The girl on the other end of the phone exclaimed.
Everyone thought that the girl would hang up the phone or start finding reasons to refuse, and Wu Taishu’s mission would be over.
Who would have thought that after the girl exclaimed, she was silent for half a second and then asked: “Uncle, what’s wrong with you? You want to borrow money from me? Uncle, how old are you? Don’t you realize what era it is now? Do you think I can be so easily fooled? We are just online friends and we have never met. How can I lend you money? Hey! Uncle, you are so naive!”
“…” The audience tried hard not to laugh.
Si Huang’s attention was also drawn to this. So, she put the phone into her pocket and chuckled.
If she hadn’t had her own previous experience and knew Du Xiaoguang’s personality well, she would have suspected that this girl was arranged by the program crew.
“Ahem.” Wu Taishu coughed twice again and continued helplessly according to the lines on the task card, “Life is difficult for everyone since ancient times, and true love is better than gold and silver! Sister, if you help me today, I can help you tomorrow! So… just lend me money!”
“Okay! Actually, I like you very much, tell me how much money first!”
Yo! You really are willing to take it! Netizen! Young girl!
Ai Xuan kept blinking and showing his affection to Wu Taishu.
The latter raised his chin with a bit of pride, and asked according to the content of the task card: “Not much, not much, one hundred…”
“One hundred yuan? Uncle, you are too poor! Okay, tell me your card number and I will transfer it to you, but there is a condition!”
Wu Taishu, whose one million yuan turned into one hundred yuan, looked at the host with his own helpless expression, and then asked the next question, “What do you want me to do in order for you to lend it to me?”
“It’s very simple!” The girl’s tone changed from the initial laziness and even trembled with excitement. “From the first time I heard your voice, I knew you must be very handsome. I really like you!”
Wow! He was actually going to be confessed to by a girl this tender and beautiful!?
Everyone looked at Wu Taishu and thought he was so lucky!
Wu Taishu’s expression changed, and he had a bad feeling.
The girl’s next words made his premonition come true, “Uncles, why don’t you love me more! So, uncle, do you remember the gay comic I sent you? Take a photo for me like the uncle in the comic. I want the one with your shirt unbuttoned, just wearing small panties, and looking at the camera shyly, about to cry. It’s actually very simple! As long as you are willing to take the photo for me, I will lend you two hundred dollars right away, and you don’t have to pay it back!”
“Pfft!” An audience member was the first to burst out laughing.
This was just the beginning, and then more and more people couldn’t help themselves, and the suppressed laughter became more and more.
“Huh? Uncle, it’s a bit noisy over there, what’s going on?” the fujoshi asked in confusion.
Wu Taishu said to the person on the other end of the phone in a serious tone: “My body is priceless, and the photo is worth more than two hundred dollars. In fact, what I want to borrow is one million!”
“F**k! Uncle, are you kidding me?” The girl got angry.
Wu Taishu: “Uncle sells his art but not his body. That’s it, I’m hanging up.”
Without giving the girl a chance to say more inappropriate words, he hung up the phone.
“Hahahahahahaha——!”
The audience suddenly burst into laughter.
This scene was even more intense than what Si Huang had encountered before.
“Fujoshi, you are indeed a fujoshi, Uncle Wu, you didn’t make any mistake in your annotations!” Ai Xuan stabbed Wu Taishu in the chest with his words.
Jia Yun added, “Gay comics! Oh my god, Uncle Wu, not only do you secretly make friends online, you also watch gay comics! What did I find?”
Ai Xuan added, “It’s unbearable. Young girls’ online friends include uncles and bottoms! Luckily, I have researched this subject and know what an uncle and bottom is! What do you think about this little girl positioning you as an uncle and bottom?”
When asked, Uncle Wu said shamelessly, “She was just joking. She just likes me too much.”
“Pfft!” Ai Xuan said with an expression of ‘Oh my god! I actually met someone more shameless than me,” he said with a shocked expression, then cleared his throat and stopped making fun of Wu Taishu, “Now let’s count the scores. Two points will be added for the first two lines, but Uncle Wu didn’t complete any of the last three questions, so no points will be added.”
Jia Yun held up two fingers, “Uncle Wu, your score for this game is two points!”
Wu Taishu looked up at the sky, seemingly unable to accept the cruelty of reality. He then shook his head and walked back to his seat sadly.
The game continued. With the experience of Si Huang and Wu Taishu ahead, when it was Le Xian’s turn to go on stage, he was obviously a little nervous.
“Don’t be nervous, it’s just for fun, everyone is very friendly.” Jia Yun comforted him.
Le Xian shook his head, “Even Senior Si Huang and Senior Taishu have been tricked!”
His cell phone was taken away by Jia Yun. It took him three or four seconds to extract the task card. He took it out and looked at it first. After reading it, his expression immediately froze.
“It seems that Le Xian’s luck is not very good?”
Ai Xuan seemed to like this game. His tone sounded very excited. He took Le Xian’s task card and faced the camera. “Wow! His luck is really not very good. This task is too offensive!”
Si Huang turned her head to look at the big screen.
It turned out that Le Xian’s mission was to insult.
It would be fine if it was just a simple insult, but this was simply insulting people, the kind that insulted them severely.
“What should we do? Is Le Xian going to give up the task?” Ai Xuan asked deliberately, and then said: “If you give up, you will definitely be the last among the four guests.”
“No!” Le Xian took a deep breath and nodded to the two hosts, “Choose someone!”
He was quite determined as if he was going to the guillotine.
This determination appeared in a variety show game, coupled with Le Xian’s red lips and white teeth, so it immediately attracted a lot of people’s attention.
He wondered if he got it right by accident or if he did this deliberately?
No matter which one it was, he successfully passed the level.
This time, it was Jia Yun who chose the target of the task. Obviously, she didn’t want to make things too difficult for Le Xian, so she searched through the phone book for a while and found a person with the note “Xiao Zhu”.
Le Xian looked obviously relieved and gave Jia Yun a kind smile of gratitude.
Jia Yun gave him a wink in response.
This was common sense. You could tell a person’s status from the notes on the phone.
It was obvious that Xiao Zhu was of a lower status. So even if he was probably deceived and fooled by Le Xian, he would not take much revenge on him.
The phone call was made.
Xiao Zhu, Le Xian’s assistant, held his vibrating cell phone in his hand with tears in his eyes. Under the glare of Le Xian’s agent Sister Huan, he turned around and went to the dark to answer the call.
“Hello.” After the assistant answered the phone, he spoke tremblingly and then heard his own amplified voice coming from the stage. He was so drunk.
He didn’t know that although he thought he had escaped the camera’s capture, he had actually been discovered long ago and the scene was secretly recorded, with his expression captured in the video.
“Xiao Zhu, how have you been lately?” Le Xian resisted the urge to turn around and look at his assistant. Instead, he looked in the opposite direction and observed the task content displayed on the big screen.
“Good! Very good!” said the young assistant.
Le Xian: “Don’t lie to me, actually I already knew it. We are so familiar with each other, why are you hiding it from me?”
The young assistant wiped his face and said, “It’s okay, I won’t hide it from you.” Let’s just be prepared to face the unexpected disaster.
Le Xian’s question came, “Really? I heard that you were in a car accident some time ago and broke your leg. Is it healed now?”
“Uh… fine, fine!”
“The leg is healed, but what about your face? Didn’t you say that after the car accident your legs were broken, you accidentally fell while walking and disfigured your face? Didn’t you go and fix it?”
“Ah! It’s healed too!”
“That’s great. Then…what about that aspect? Your face is ruined and your girlfriend ran away with someone. It must have been a big blow to you. You actually did something that forced someone, and you deserved to be kicked out. Don’t do this again in the future, okay? You have to be down-to-earth and relax!”
The little assistant’s mouth twitched, “Oh! I got it, don’t worry! I remember everything!”
“Well, that’s it.” Le Xian hung up the phone.
His mission was over. Apart from the somewhat interesting lines, the whole process had no conflicts or highlights, which obviously disappointed the audience.
They just thought that the scene of secretly filming the assistant would definitely be included in the later stage, and the audience who actually watched the show would definitely feel different from the audience on site.
“Hey! As much as I don’t want to admit it, I still have to say that Le Xian completed the task perfectly and scored five points!” Ai Xuan said reluctantly.
“Thank you.” Le Xian returned to his seat with a smile.
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