Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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“Ahhh!” The big tiger quickly used his big face to push Lang Shiyi, and licked Lang Shiyi’s face red with his tongue.
It was not the kind of red that came from shyness, it was because Yan Leyang was too strong, and there were barbs on his tongue.
Yan Leyang was really heartbroken. In the original novel, which had more than a thousand chapters, the protagonist had bled and even been blown in half but had never shed a tear.
Where can I cry?
Yan Leyang hugged Lang Shiyi under his body: “Aoaoao!” I’m fine, I won’t die, don’t feel sad.
“Well, I know you won’t die.” Lang Shiyi, who was pinned down by a 500-pound tiger, patted the tiger’s head. “Can you get up? I feel like I’m having trouble breathing.”
Yan Leyang jumped away quickly, but then he realized something was wrong: “Ah?” Do you understand what I’m saying?
“I understand.” Lang Shiyi crawled out from under Yan Leyang. After crawling out, he patted his tattered clothes. Then, with a crackling sound, the lower part of his pants broke, and the original trousers turned into shorts that were not higher than the knees, and there were even holes in them.
The two of them looked at Lang Shiyi’s underpants at the same time, and the silence finally ended with the growling of Yan Leyang’s stomach.
Lang Shiyi looked up at Yan Leyang, who had transformed into a human form and covered his stomach with his hands: “I might be hungry.”
“I’m bigger in size.” Yan Leyang lowered his head in shame.
Lang Shiyi exhaled and relaxed a lot: “Let’s go out and look for it first. Our starship is jammed, there should be people around.”
“Let’s find the cause of the signal jamming first.” Lang Shiyi picked up a pile of large leaves from the side and said, “Let’s cover it first?”
“Okay.” Yan Leyang took the leaf and gestured on his body twice: “Pull a belt from your body and tie it for me.”
Lang Shiyi silently stared at Yan Leyang’s overly pale body and couldn’t help but put his hand over his head: “Otherwise, you should use the beast form.”
“Ah?”
“Use the beast form, it’s pretty good.” If there were really people on this planet, Yan Leyang’s appearance would be too eye-catching: “Your beast form has also been enhanced, there won’t be any problem.”
Huh? Yan Leyang tilted his head, and suddenly remembered something: “I remember that when you were in beast form, you were just an ordinary wolf.”
“Yes.” Lang Shiyi nodded, and Yan Leyang was even more confused: “Then why is my beast form enhanced?”
“I told you, you haven’t transformed your body.” Lang Shiyi reached out and patted Yan Leyang’s chest. “If you could cut your skin, there would still be blood flowing underneath your skin.”
Yan Leyang looked at his arm: “If I can cut it open?”
“Yes, your skin looks very soft, but it is probably difficult to damage.” Lang Shiyi withdrew his hand.
“What on earth did you give me to eat?” Yan Leyang frowned. “When I saw the end of this article, there was no setting for this kind of thing.”
Lang Shiyi thought for a while and said, “Maybe it’s because I didn’t find a partner until the end.”
“If there’s no one I really like, this setting is useless.” Lang Shiyi shrugged.
…There was a reason.
So Yan Leyang turned into a beast, but when they walked out, Lang Shiyi’s clothes got caught on something, and then there was another “swish” sound.
Lang Shiyi looked at Yan Leyang, and Yan Leyang looked at Lang Shiyi.
The big tiger couldn’t help but stretch out his paw and pat Lang Shiyi: “Ao.” Come with me.
So when they were on the starship, the two were still walking upright on their legs, but after they got out, they had turned into a tiger and a wolf.
Outside the starship was an endless prairie, and Yan Leyang was a little depressed. If they couldn’t find anyone alive, then he, a guy who had just become a cyborg, might starve to death.
“Awooo.” Lang Shiyi signaled that they could go further away. Yan Leyang understood. This was the most outrageous thing.
They walked forward for about an hour and suddenly heard the sound of chewing.
Yan Leyang and Lang Shiyi stopped instantly, and then a head popped out from the bushes nearby.
“Oh?” Yan Leyang saw the other person’s eyes at a glance. The rectangular pupils were that of a sheep.
Were there beastmen?
“Mee!” The sheep was chewing the grass in its mouth, looking at Yan Leyang while chewing, then it raised its hoof and rushed towards Yan Leyang.
Finally, he was slapped away by Yan Leyang. After being slapped away, he regrouped, dug the soil twice with his hind legs and rushed up again.
Doesn’t look very smart.
Is this thing really a beastman?!
Yan Leyang was a little skeptical. Could an ordinary beastman be so stupid? This guy looked more like an ordinary sheep.
A small blue car came rumbling over from the distance. It really was rumbling. Yan Leyang was familiar with this car, a proper three-wheeler, but Lang Shiyi had obviously never seen such a retro thing before.
“Are you awake?!” The person driving the tricycle was none other than He Wen, whom they had just met not long ago.
“I did some things to you before, I hope you don’t mind.” He Wen got out of the car. He was wearing work clothes and white gloves. “I brought you clothes. Let’s go to my place first.”
Yan Leyang and Lang Shiyi looked at each other.
He Wen reminded: “Take that sheep, it’s not a beastman.”
That was to say, it was a sheep.
But in the interstellar world, even snails had become beastmen, so where were the real pure animals?
But Yan Leyang and Lang Shiyi did not move. One tiger and one wolf even lowered their bodies, as if they would attack if He Wen said something wrong.
“Well, I didn’t lie to you. I am indeed a teacher.” He Wen coughed. “I went there that day for a reason. For various reasons, I actually knew what the leader of the Wolf Tribe’s First Planet wanted to do, but I didn’t really want you to die, so I went over to take a look.”
“You saw me, too, didn’t you? We even exchanged contact information.” He Wen pointed at the computer in his hand, “Strictly speaking, this isn’t a planet. This is my personal base.”
“It’s normal for me to be interested in you. After all, tigers should be extinct.” He Wen got in the car. “I’m a machine, but my original body was a real human being.”
It’s a human again. Yan Leyang took a step back.
“I am a robot whose mind is copied. You can think of me as a replica.” He Wen said as he got into the car and patted his seat: “Put on some clothes and come over. I won’t hurt anyone, and I think I can explain a lot of things to you.”
Yan Leyang and the others still didn’t move.
He Wen scratched his head in frustration. He didn’t know how to make the two people believe him. He thought for a long time before speaking: “Oh, by the way, have you met the guy named Zhou Jiu?”
“Awoo?” Yan Leyang transformed into a human form and quickly grabbed Lang Shiyi and put him in front of his legs to avoid any leaks: “Are you talking about that human?”
“No, no, no, he is not human.” He Wen laughed, “There are no humans in this world anymore. I am just a machine.”
Huh? Yan Leyang opened his eyes wide, and so did Lang Shiyi. However, Lang Shiyi was not shocked by the fact that he was not human. It was just that Lang Shiyi was still being held up by Yan Leyang on his two front legs, and the whole wolf was confused.
“He is a monkey, a monkey who thinks he is a human. If I remember correctly, he should be a macaque.” He Wen touched his chin, “He is the last monkey fooled by the ‘Matrix’ system.”
“You can no longer find pure beastman genes in that system. These early humans have preserved them. It’s not that the early humans destroyed everything as he said, but they took them all away.” He Wen was quite happy and patted the sheep that was still eating grass.
“Aren’t you hungry? I still have lobsters.” He Wen started the tricycle, and the rumbling sound rang out again.
Three minutes later, Yan Leyang and Lang Shiyi sat side by side in the box at the back of the car, changing into the clothes brought by He Wen. Yan Leyang held the bad-tempered sheep in his arms.
The way back was not smooth. Lang Shiyi and Yan Leyang were tossed around, and even the sheep was wilted.
“Mee!!!” The sheep tried to struggle and hit Lang Shiyi with his head but was slapped unconscious by Lang Shiyi.
The driver, He Wen, was clearly a robot, but he still had a cigarette in his mouth. He wondered if he could smell anything.
Yan Leyang felt the broken road and the shaking feeling of his butt, and surprisingly, he felt a sense of familiarity that he had not felt for a long time.
Besides.
Yan Leyang, who was sitting in the car, looked at Lang Shiyi, and happened to make eye contact with him when he turned his head.
Although it sounded cliché that a friend was someone you could live with for life and repaying someone for saving your life by giving him yourself, it was really useful.
God knows that when Yan Leyang was dazed, he would feel inexplicably at ease when he heard Lang Shiyi’s voice, and after he found out that it was Lang Shiyi who appeared in front of him when he woke up, that throbbing feeling could not be faked.
To put it simply, when Lang Shiyi was hugging him and crying, Yan Leyang really wanted to ignore everything. Lang Shiyi was very nervous, and he wanted to immediately punch his chest and break a rock to show that he was completely fine!
Then he wanted to take Lang Shiyi to get the certificate, and then bring Lang Shiyi back to meet his parents.
When his memory went back to high school, Lang Shiyi gave him enough sense of security, so that he, a middle school student, didn’t have the time to be sad about the passing of time.
“What are you thinking about?” Lang Shiyi asked him.
“Ah! I…” Yan Leyang panicked for a moment, “I, I just feel…” He lost his voice and his face turned red.
At the same time, the car bumped again, and the two distracted people lost their balance. Yan Leyang hit the guardrail, and the sheep in his hand fell down and landed on Yan Leyang’s thigh.
And Lang Shiyi rushed towards Yan Leyang.
Oops! Yan Leyang thought, this is like a kiss in an idol drama!
“Mee!!” The mighty and unyielding sheep raised its head suddenly after being shaken awake and was stuck right between Yan Leyang and Lang Shiyi. Then, this ferocious sheep was kissed by two good-looking men.
One on the left and one on the right are very symmetrical.
Yan Leyang:……
Lang Shiyi: …
About twenty minutes later, the car stopped. He Wen jumped out and said, “We are here. This is my base, where I live. I will cook you some lamb chops later… Uh, have you killed the sheep?”
“Yeah.” Lang Shiyi had a dark face and jumped down with the sheep’s hind leg. “You’re welcome.”
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