Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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Bai Ju and Xiao Yao had dinner early. Even if they had already visited the folk street for more than half an hour, there was still more than an hour before the float parade started.
There was actually nothing to do in this period of time, so Bai Ju followed Xiao Yao to the snack street not far away, relying on his black stomach to eat from beginning to end.
“Eat less.” Xiao Yao couldn’t laugh or cry, holding the big fried squid in his hand and watching Old Dog Bai chewing the tornado potatoes, “If you continue to eat like this, people will think you are abnormal.”
Bai Ju held the potato slices sideways, and easily tore off a piece with his teeth. The sauce on it didn’t get on his face at all, and he said vaguely: “I only ate one of each kind…”
Xiao Yao covered his face, there were at least hundreds of snacks on this street, ranging from delicacies from all over the Chinese mainland to foreign specialty snacks, as well as snacks special to Turtle Island. The average person couldn’t even cover all the dishes here in a week. It didn’t take long for Bai Ju to eat all the way here, and he was even eating it quickly and gracefully.
Xiao Yao had already caught the camera angle of several girls.
So using his position, he blocked a lens not far away, and whispered to Old Dog Bai: “Brother Bai, do you know what mukbang is?”
Bai Ju tilted his head: “I don’t know.”
Xiao Yao explained: “It’s a live broadcast of eating, and there will be many netizens watching through the screen.”
Xiao Yao raised his hand and pointed at the frantically angled mobile phone camera behind him: “Hmm, I don’t know if you have become a qualified mukbang.”
Bai Ju: “…”
Bai Ju looked at Xiao Yao with desolate eyes and swallowed a piece of potato: “Yao Yao, I am a serious demon. Is it good to be so public?”
Xiao Yao couldn’t help but raise the corner of his mouth and stuff the big squid into Bai Ju’s free hand: “Eat your snacks, serious demon… I’ll go tell that person.”
Xiao Yao actually didn’t mind being secretly photographed. Sometimes he would find street photos of himself that were used as mobile phone wallpapers from the Internet. To be honest, there were still many photos that were of good quality.
Along the way, most people when taking secret photos, they would only grab one or two photos and would not go out of their way to chase people to take photos. But this time, the man they met was a boy dressed in a fashionable style. He was holding up a selfie stick to take pictures and kept talking, so he looked like an anchor. He had been filming with the two of them for ten minutes now. Xiao Yao felt that this was a bit inappropriate.
Xiao Yao said that he would go and talk to that person, but in fact Bai Ju followed him with potato slices in his mouth; after all, it was a situation prone to conflict. How could Old Dog Bai let his Yao Yao out to negotiate alone?
“Damn, he looks good even with potatoes in his mouth…are they coming towards me? Already?” The boy holding the selfie stick looked at the two people getting closer and closer on the screen. He was still a little unresponsive. He said to the audience in the barrage, “Both of them are super handsome from the front. I feel like my camera is going through a baptism.”
The boy didn’t say a few words, but the fans in the barrage were already exploding:
– Silly Baozi, run away! You’ve obviously been caught secretly filming someone for so long!
– Baozi, Baozi, pay attention! The look in the eyes of that elite guy has a murderous spirit in it!
– I almost screamed at the camera! Do people with long legs really walk so fast?
People who held up their mobile phones to take pictures sometimes made a mistake, that was, just looking at the screen, without looking at the real scene, by the time the things in the camera filled up the screen, it was too late to hide.
The anchor whose ID was Barbecued Pork Bao wanted to take a few more seconds, but his feet were nailed in place and he didn’t move until he wanted to run away. At that moment, an extra hand appeared on his shoulder.
Xiao Yao smiled: “Hello. “
Barbecued Pork Bao: …
Barbecued Pork Bao sneered: “You…Hello, I am the anchor Barbecued Pork Bao and I just secretly photographed you for a long time. I’m really embarrassed!”
Bai Ju poked his head from behind Xiao Yao, took two steps to the side to make sure he didn’t appear in the camera anymore, and then he breathed a sigh of relief and finished the remaining potatoes in a few mouthfuls.
Barbecued pork Bao: “…”
This situation was a bit embarrassing.
But after all, Xiao Yao was a peace-loving human being. Seeing that the host apologized, he didn’t pursue it further. He just looked at his mobile phone screen and saw that there was nothing too strange in the barrage, so he said in a friendly manner: “It’s okay, you didn’t chase me. You just broadcasted it for too long. What is the typical content of your live broadcast?”
Although Xiao Yao was more than ten centimeters shorter than Bai Ju, he was still a man of 1.8 meters after all. In addition, he looked a bit cold whether he was smiling or not. When a question was raised at this time, it could be said that it was very… The pressure was on.
Barbecued Pork Bao scratched his head and replied a little embarrassedly: “I just want to take the netizens out for a trip… Nowadays, everyone lives at a fast pace, and may not have enough money in hand, and they don’t have time to travel if they want to. So, I will take them for a walk online hahaha.”
It was a pity that what the netizens said on the barrage was not consistent with the Barbecued Pork Bao. Xiao Yao looked at it twice and raised his eyebrows subtly.
——Little brother, don’t believe Baozi’s words, he is a horror game anchor hhhhhh
——23333 I believe in your ghost
——Yes, yes, just going on a trip to visit supernatural buildings across the country (≥▽≤)
——Baozi is telling lies again, he is obviously a gay who is dedicated to finding handsome men in horror games Guyhhh
“…horror game? Xiao Yao read two sentences on the barrage and asked, “Are you here to visit Haiyin Castle?”
Haiyin Castle was the old castle on the eastern cliff of Turtle Island. It was only open for tours every Thursday. There would be staff playing the roles of vampires, werewolves, counts, witches, demons, etc., and some small activities would also be arranged. There was a horror game, and a masquerade party would be held at the end of the night, which was also one of Turtle Island’s signature tourist projects; overall it was not scary, at most it could only be regarded as a little exciting, and the degree of terror was within the acceptable range of most people.
When Barbecued Pork Bao heard Xiao Yao’s question, he quickly admitted sincerely: “Oh, yes, yes… Well, I didn’t mean to hide it from you, it’s just that the horror game sounds weird and I’m afraid it will scare you… Forget it. It doesn’t look like it scares you.”
As Barbecued Pork Bao, his voice became softer.
Of the two people in front of him, one looked cold and asked a few words like a police interrogation; the other stood outside the camera, chewing a few mouthfuls. With the big squid in his hand, his deep eyes had been focused on the person next to him. The beautiful muscles of his body were outlined through the material of his clothes. He did not look easy to mess with at first glance.
So, Barbecued Pork Bao said: “I will treat you to a late-night snack later, I will definitely take care of it, just consider it an apology.”
Xiao Yao: “…”
Old Dog Bai heard the key words and answered: “Eat as much I want?”
Xiao Yao raised his hand to cover Old Dog Bai’s mouth: “I don’t care.”
Barbecued Pork Bao: “…” No, brother, you two are making it difficult for me to deal with this.
The barrage in the live broadcast room was almost laughing crazy, they are all hahahaing in a devilish way:
——Baozi, don’t you remember that you were so stupid just now? Brother Fa, did you eat all the way without stopping?
——Yao Yao? in spite of. hhhhhwl
——Ahhhhh, my brother’s voice is so nice!!!
Xiao Yao didn’t pay attention to the live broadcast room of Barbecued Pork Bao at the moment, and he didn’t care much about this person’s apology, so he waved his hand and said: “There’s no need to apologize, just don’t continue filming for a while.”
Barbecued Pork Bao nodded hurriedly, then Xiao Yao smiling slightly, he pulled the reluctant white old dog back to the original route.
Old Dog Bai turned his head and took another look at the Barbecued Pork Bao lying there with lingering fear and he couldn’t help but whisper in Xiao Yao’s ear: “You really don’t care even if it is free?”
Xiao Yao took Old Dog Bai’s arm and rolled his eyes: “If you eat him to the point of bankruptcy, you might just be able to cushion your stomach.”
Bai Ju: “…”
Bai Ju smacked his lips and suddenly said: “Yao Yao, I can find food by myself, but I can’t eat it. I am so poor.”
Xiao Yao laughed: “You can find food by yourself? Then why did you only eat poison after you woke up? You are still hungry.”
Bai Ju was wronged: “I can’t eat other things… “
Xiao Yao: “You can’t eat old pine, herbs, spiritual minerals, or wild animals?”
Old Dog Bai: “…”
He, didn’t he just feel that there was no need to eat them at that time?
Xiao Yao then poked Bai Ju’s arm: “Silly dog.”
Bai Ju lowered his eyes and glanced at Xiao Yao, then murmured in a low voice: “…You were very fond of me before going out, but now it’s not too soon to call me stupid.”
Xiao Yao glanced at him, calmed down and coaxed him: “Okay… I said I would take you here to find a hunting ground. It is normal for you to find nothing good to eat in modern society. Now there are only hunting grounds. There is something with a big head and a lot of energy in it. To put it bluntly, the food you eat elsewhere is of little use except in the hunting ground.”
Bai Ju looked at Xiao Yao who was quite skillful in changing the subject, acquiescing to the fact that he was a fool.
The two quickly shuttled through the snack street and returned to the folk street.
Away from the place where he met Barbecued Pork Bao, Old Dog Bai looked around, turned his head and made eye contact with Xiao Yao. The two of them spoke in unison at the same time: “Pure Yang physique?”
After a pause, Xiao Yao couldn’t help but laugh: “It’s true… No wonder he can still be alive and kicking when he goes to the haunted house.”
Bai Ju touched his chin: “I thought I was wrong… The physique is not very obvious, but if you get close, you can smell the pure yang.”
Xiao Yao crossed his arms and thought for a moment: “This physique is too rare. He is a good candidate for Taoism. It stands to reason that he is always in and out of haunted houses and other places. Even objective stimulation is enough for him to become a Taoist… Now this person obviously has no real contact with the world of magicians.”
Normally speaking, if an ordinary person went in and out of haunted places such as ghost houses and haunted houses all year round, even if he was not haunted by evil spirits, he would inevitably suffer from many diseases; but for a person with a pure yang body like Barbecued Pork Bao, he was like a sun in a place like this. He was not afraid of evil spirits at all. It could even be said that he was a human-shaped exorcist wherever he went. There may be five out of ten haunted houses he had visited, where the room was completely suppressed so that no ghosts could live in it. It was also those ghosts who were unlucky.
“Are there still ghosts living in Haiyin Castle?” Bai Ju couldn’t help but feel a little worried.
This Turtle Island had received so many tourists without any incident, so there were either no ghosts in Haiyin Castle, or there were some ghosts who had no ability or were not very aggressive. If they were directly wiped out by the Barbecued Pork Bao, it would be a disaster. This was too much blood loss.
Xiao Yao waved his hand and said: “There are things, but they are not the common ghosts in the Chinese mainland. It is useless for us to worry about this. Anyway, we are going to have a look at Haiyin Castle on the day it opens, so we will pay attention then. Okay.”
Bai Ju nodded, and just as he was about to ask more questions, his ears moved slightly, but he heard a slight sound of music.
Following the sound, two groups of little girls wearing orange costumes holding colorful ribbons were running from the entrance of Folk Street. They flexibly and lightly divided all the tourists to both sides of the road, leaving an open passage in the middle.
With a snap, all the decorative lights on the facades around Folk Street lit up, a car with flowers on it slowly drove up the street, and cheerful music suddenly started playing.
Bai Ju ‘s eyes lit up slightly, and he reached out to hold Xiao Yao who was almost squeezed away and said happily: “The float is here!”
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