Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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He immediately rolled and crawled to the corner of the bed. When he opened his eyes, he saw that the light was on. The other people who were waiting in the room had all gathered around the bed. Wei Xi, who was in the lead, was holding a figure in his hand, with unhappiness written all over his face.
“Ahhhhhhhh!!!” Huang Jue saw clearly the figure he was holding. His bladder immediately vibrated wildly and he shouted at the top of his voice, “Master! What is that? Ahhhhhh!”
The figure held in Wei Xi’s hand also shouted with him: “Ahhhhh! Great Immortal! Great Immortal!! Spare my life! Aaaaaaah!”
The voice that came out was a rough male voice.
Wei Xi was very excited when he caught the ghost, but after taking a bite, he realized that he couldn’t eat it. He pinched the ghost’s neck and threw it to the ground a few times in anger. He was very dissatisfied and asked his second apprentice: “Didn’t you say it was a female ghost?”
As he said this, he reached out to pull the male ghost’s pants, wanting to see what was going on.
The male ghost covered his mouth in panic, looking as if he was afraid of being bitten. Wei Xi saw that he was not cooperating and punched him several times, leaving him with a bruised face.
Shuo Zong: “…”
Tuan Tuanyi: “…”
Huang Jue: “…”
Shuo Zong stopped Wei Xi from pulling down his pants, grabbed the crying male ghost in his hands, and asked Huang Jue in a deep voice: “Is this what you saw in your dream?”
Huang Jue wiped his sweat off his forehead. For some reason, he didn’t feel too scared anymore. After seeing the other person’s appearance clearly, he nodded repeatedly: “It’s him, in white clothes and long hair. He wanted to catch me in my dream just now. Is this the female ghost who jumped off the building?”
The male ghost was hit so hard by Wei Xi that he felt dizzy. As soon as Shuo Zong’s heavy gaze swept over him, he immediately became cowardly and shouted repeatedly: “I’ll tell you! I’ll tell you everything! Great Immortal, please judge for me! I really haven’t done anything bad. I usually work as a middleman to make a living. Because this unfaithful man did something wrong, the female ghost hired me to take revenge!”
Huang Jue: “???”
Tuan Tuanyi exclaimed: “You can hire this person? Does your boss have to be so arrogant that he doesn’t even take revenge on his own?”
The male ghost said, “There’s nothing we can do about it. She just gave birth and is still breastfeeding. I don’t think she can spare the time. But she will still come over when she is free.”
Huang Jue: “…”
Could this be the reason why the ghosts in his dreams were sometimes alone and sometimes in groups of three?
After being beaten, the male ghost was caught by Shuo Zong again. He felt very unlucky and cried, “Woo, if I had known I would not have taken this order. It was difficult to do, and now I have suffered a work-related injury. I don’t know if she will compensate me.”
Tuan Tuanyi scolded him: “Are you still feeling wronged? You scared the family and made them feel uneasy. Isn’t it right for you to get beaten?”
The male ghost looked at him in disbelief, pointing at his nose, with an expression as if he was greatly slandered: “Me? Scare their family to death? Can you please be reasonable! How can their family be restless?! I squat in the toilet every night waiting for his family to go to the toilet. His old lady is constipated! The toilet stinks after she finishes going to the toilet. Did I say anything? Am I not working diligently? But every time this old lady sees the toilet I cleaned, she is not afraid at all. She keeps muttering about crude fiber and hemorrhoid cream in front of me! Did I say anything? I didn’t say anything! I swear, I stick the stickers on the wall, this family tears them down every day, and they don’t have any expression after tearing them off! They still eat, sleep, watch TV, and even find time to quarrel! My friend, do you know how much I have done for this single budget? I buy the word “囍” every day, and it costs ten yuan for each one! In the end, I cut them myself! What do you know! You don’t know anything! You say this family is restless, the most I do is to make this unfaithful man sleep badly, but he is so wicked, what’s wrong with not sleeping well!”
Tuan Tuanyi: “…”
Tuan Tuanyi was moved to tears when he heard this touching and heartfelt confession. He also stopped his master from hitting him because he was yelled at. He said, “Master, it’s not easy for him either. You should stop hitting him.”
Huang Jue was sympathetic and collapsed: “No, buddy, I’m sorry, but you found the wrong person, you know! I’m not the heartless man you said!”
“Huh?” Upon hearing this, the male ghost immediately raised his hand and took out a piece of paper from his pocket and flipped it open. He then stretched his neck to look out the window and retorted with a serious face, “Impossible. This is the address. Don’t try to fool me!”
Huang Jue was almost frightened by his stretched neck again, and explained with tears in his eyes: “Friend, I just moved in last month, can you please take a look before you do anything?”
The male ghost was stunned: “No way? I came here with the customer last time, and she didn’t say anything!”
Huang Jue thought to himself what kind of terrible misfortune had befallen him. Shuo Zong said coldly: “It’s useless to say more. Call her along.”
The male ghost originally thought it was inappropriate, after all, it was not in line with professional ethics. However, after Wei Xi had only hit him a few times, he immediately surrendered: “I was wrong, I was wrong! I’ll call! I’ll call! Great Immortal, please spare me!”
He sobbed and tore off a piece of his clothes, folded it into a fat paper crane, and threw it into the air with a guilty feeling.
A moment later, a gust of cold wind blew through the lighted room again, and a sad female voice slowly floated out. This time, it was different from the fake voice of the cross-dressing man. Huang Jue knew it was a real female voice as soon as he heard it.
The woman called out slowly, “Huang Fengxiu…how can you be worthy of me…”
Then the lights came on and the female ghost was caught. Huang Jue finally saw her appearance clearly. She was a young female ghost with a pretty face, holding a black ghost baby in her hand.
The ghost baby’s pupils without whites stared at him without blinking. There was no expression on its supposedly childish face. It did not speak or move, and there was a strong sense of weirdness everywhere.
To be honest, after seeing so many ghosts, this baby was actually the scariest. Huang Jue was so frightened that his mind went numb for a moment. Unexpectedly, at this moment, Wei Xi stretched out his hand and directly snatched the ghost baby out of the ghost girl’s arms, holding it upside down by its feet and shaking it: “Wow, he is so small.”
Ghost baby: “…”
The ghost girl screamed miserably when her child was taken away from her. She was filled with resentment. She had understood what had happened. She stared at Huang Jue fiercely with sharp eyes. Tears of blood fell from her eyes as she struggled madly in Shuo Zong’s hands and shouted fiercely: “Huang Fengxiu!!! You are such a heartless beast!!! It’s not enough to force me to death!! Are you even going to find someone to take my and your son away!! Are you still a human being!!!”
Huang Jue was carrying this huge pot that fell from the sky, and he could no longer endure it and shouted: “Sister-in-law!!! Please look carefully!!! I am not Huang Fengxiu!!! I am Huang Jue!! Huang Fengxiu’s cousin!! He sold the house to me!!!”
The ghost girl’s scream stopped immediately.
After a moment, she came back to her senses, squinted her eyes, stretched her neck, and put her head against Huang Jue’s face to look at him carefully.
Huang Jue was so frightened that he didn’t even dare to move. Wei Xi was busy playing with the ghost baby that didn’t cry or make any noise. Shuo Zong didn’t stop the female ghost’s actions. Fortunately, the female ghost watched for a long time and finally saw it clearly. She retracted her head and began to struggle against Shuo Zong’s hand.
“Ah… why is it you?” The ghost girl was embarrassed, not daring to meet his gaze. She turned away and said awkwardly, “I, my glasses fell into the flowerbed when I jumped off the building and I can’t find them. I am nearsighted by more than 2,000 degrees, so I can’t see clearly. I’m sorry. Sister-in-law was not sincere. You and your cousin really look too much alike. Besides, why didn’t you tell me earlier? You are so timid. Every time you see me, you just scream! I and your nephew have been busy for so long in vain!”
As the female ghost spoke, she seemed to suddenly feel that she was right, and started to scold like an elder.
Huang Jue: “…”
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, it’s all my fault, my fault!
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