HWBGC Ch. 46: Squeezing Edamame

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Translator: Dj2203

Editor: Dj2203

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“So what we can be sure of now is that both Seb are Seb.” No longer bothering about the name, Fu Mingxuan, also known as Sanhua, took a sip of tea and began to sort out the latest information he could get.

“The genetic comparison shows a 100% match. And they both have the memories of Seb.” Fu Mingxuan smacked his lips in confusion. “It’s very strange. We checked both their nervous systems and found no signs of tampering. This means they are both Seb, but simple cloning cannot achieve this.”

“And most importantly, he is a man. Traditional cloning is useless.”

In fact, the biological science in this world had improved considerably compared to Yan Leyang’s previous world, but it was not as terrifying as hard science. The reason was simple, all animals were beastmen, and using humans for experiments was inhumane.

Especially now that the death penalty had been abolished, they couldn’t even use death row prisoners for experiments, thus the biological field has almost stagnated in the past few hundred years.

Of course, “guinea pigs” could still be found, and those uncared-for guys in the slums were the best experimental subjects. But official laboratories were still not allowed to conduct such experiments.

“And Seb, who is imprisoned here, only had memories till the day he was taken out of Dawn Prison. Later, someone said he could help him, and he agreed.” Fu Mingxuan clicked his tongue, “As for the person who wanted to help him, he has never even met him.”

“Now the snake tribe can’t figure out which of the two is the real Seb, because their memories are completely consistent, but the one we caught is always in an excited state.”

Yan Leyang was stunned when he heard this: “Isn’t Seb’s brother a brother-con?”

After his younger brother was imprisoned, the elder brother directly usurped power and even went crazy enough to want to go to war with the alliance. Yan Leyang had only one question in his mind: “Now he has two younger brothers, doesn’t he have to control both of them?”

Fu Mingxuan glanced at Yan Leyang and nodded, with a hint of gloating: “The Snake Tribe has indeed revealed that they want to take Seb away, but they are not as tough as they were when facing the Alliance at the beginning.”

“They themselves are confused.” Fu Mingxuan laughed happily, “It is said that after hearing the news, Seb from the snake tribe tried to persuade their monarch to bring our Seb over.”

“It’s impossible to get along with each other in a friendly way. The probability is that both sides will be destroyed.”

“How do you know about the snake tribe?” Yan Leyang asked him.

“We all have our own methods, you know.” Fu Mingxuan didn’t say it clearly, but Yan Leyang nodded to show that he understood.

“Oh, right.” Fu Mingxuan seemed to have thought of something and suddenly asked Yan Leyang: “Have you ever killed anyone?”

Lang Shiyi sat up straight and became alert.

“No, no, no, calm down, it’s not a big deal.” Fu Mingxuan subconsciously raised his hands after meeting Lang Shiyi’s gaze, “I just want to understand it to facilitate future arrangements.”

“No.” Yan Leyang answered him, “I can’t kill anyone because I’ve never done it.” Anyway, the cat royal family probably knew that he was completely different from the “Yan Leyang” in the past, so there was no need to hide it.

“After all, I’m just a civilian.” Yan Leyang pointed at himself, “I’ve fought, but I didn’t dare to kill people. I’m just an empty shell.”

Fu Mingxuan nodded to show that he understood: “In the arrangements we make for you in the future, we will try to avoid fighting.”

He stayed for a while and then left. Yan Leyang knew that even if the cat tribe did not send him to the battlefield, the presence of other guys would still threaten his safety.

After Fu Mingxuan left, Lang Shiyi started checking the computer, staring at the screen seriously, but because he had set it to private, Yan Leyang had no idea what he was looking at.

But Yan Leyang remembered something again. He had not cared about the novel since he finished writing it, so he prepared to start writing.

As for Lang Shiyi, he stared at the love posts intently and scrolled through them seriously.

He had to make preparations well, because he would be dating Yan Leyang later, and at least he had to make sure he didn’t make any mistakes.

Oh, he also had to seduce Yan Leyang and make Yan Leyang fall in love with him, which was a technical job.

Among the popular posts in the forum, there happened to be one with a similar situation to Lang Shiyi’s.

The poster had fallen in love with a man. She liked him very much, but she was not sure whether he was interested in her, so she wanted to test him, or seduce him. If he liked her, she had to let him confess first.

“Hmm.” Lang Shiyi rubbed his chin thoughtfully. He had already confessed to Yan Leyang, so there was no way he could let Yan Leyang confess first.

He was flipping through the pages, and some people were asking about the details, and some were offering suggestions. Lang Shiyi thought they all made sense.

He could save the post and continue to scroll down to see the hot posts.

Emotional intelligence? Lang Shiyi knew that his emotional intelligence was not very high and he really needed to learn.

Just when Lang Shiyi was working hard to become stronger, Luo Ma came back.

After Luo Ma entered the room, she saw Lang Shiyi and waved to him with a smile, saying hello to Lang Shiyi: “Guess what I did today!”

Lang Shiyi turned his head and saw Luo Ma’s face and the lipstick that was rubbed a little messy, while Luo Ma looked a little shy. Lang Shiyi looked Luo Ma up and down: “Did you use your mouth to rub anything? Your lipstick is smudged.”

“It’s not rubbing! It’s a kiss, a kiss!” Luo Ma walked up to Lang Shiyi and sat down next to him. “A deep kiss.” She licked her teeth. It must be said that Luo Ma was good-looking and her movements were quite seductive, but Lang Shiyi’s focus was not here.

“There’s lipstick on your teeth.” Lang Shiyi reminded her.

Luo Ma was stunned for a moment, then quickly used the coffee table as a mirror to check her teeth.

Lang Shiyi asked again: “I don’t quite understand, since the lipstick will definitely be messed up after you kiss, why do you put it on? It didn’t even last a day on your lips.”

Luo Ma stared at Lang Shiyi with wide eyes.

Lang Shiyi suddenly realized that he was not understanding the situation. Facing Luo Ma’s surprise, Lang Shiyi tried to save the situation. A person with emotional intelligence would not be stingy with his praise: “But you look good like this, just like Yan Leyang said, um… to ward off evil spirits.”

Luo Ma rolled her eyes in disdain.

Lang Shiyi asked politely: “Do you have conjunctivitis?”

Luo Ma: …This guy is such an annoying bast**d!

When Lang Shiyi saw that Luo Ma refused to pay attention to him, he secretly said it was strange and started browsing the forum again. It was at this time that the light brain showed that the account he followed had an update.

The account he followed? Didn’t he just follow Yan Leyang?

It was indeed Yan Leyang who updated it, and that was the sequel to the novel.

The human took his kitten to the pet hospital for a comprehensive examination. At first, the cat didn’t know what to do and cooperated throughout the process.

He knew that he had no disease and was much healthier than humans of this era.

During the whole process, the human was communicating with the doctor, but he didn’t understand what “castration” meant. Anyway, the cat was happily eating the free meal.

Until the doctor took the human and it to see the two kittens who had undergone surgery.

The anesthetic effect of the two kittens had not yet worn off, and they were rolling their eyes and sticking out their tongues.

The little kitten who had traveled through time finally found that something was wrong, because the hair on the pubic area of these two cats had been shaved off, leaving them completely bald.

And that thing was very deflated.

The doctor was still laughing: “It is easier and safer to sterilize a male cat than a female cat. Excluding the time for the infusion, it only takes less than ten minutes to spay the testicles.”

Cut off the balls! The cat was shocked.

But the doctor said it quite happily: “The two little hair balls are still there, just get the contents out, make a small cut, like squeezing edamame.”

When this accurate and tingling description came out of the doctor’s mouth, the kitten finally couldn’t help it. It took off and started to scratch the doctor’s face with its claws.

It was very fast and agile, and it also scratched the human who adopted it a few times.

The final result was that the human gave up the idea of cutting off its balls. The reason why the cat suddenly became aggressive was secondary. The main reason was that after taking the cat home, he found that the cat was really pure and indifferent.

It was spring, but the cat was completely uninterested in the little female kitten next door and was very cold and indifferent.

Human friends occasionally came to visit them and brought their own kittens, which had all been sterilized.

[Is this hell? Why do you want to cut off your balls? Reproduction is the instinct of all living things, you bast**d!]

[The setting in the article is probably because people tend to urinate randomly during estrus.]

[It doesn’t matter if I cut it off. I can’t find a partner anyway, and it’s useless to keep it. It would be different if someone could take care of me.]

[Same as above. It’s useless to keep it anyway, so just cut it off.]

[I want to ask do humans keep snakes? Are they so cruel to other animals?]

[I’m curious about what species the dogs that appeared several times are. They look a bit like wolves from the descriptions.]

[Wolves can’t be tamed, okay!]

[Am I the only one who cares that this thing was written by Yan Leyang?! He himself is a cat person!]

[It doesn’t matter anymore. As long as I don’t have to work, it doesn’t matter what happens. It’s good to just eat and wait for death.]

[The person above is so sad!]

After Lang Shiyi finished reading the latest chapter, he silently clamped his legs together.

“What are you doing?” Luo Ma, who was lying on the sofa eating cookies, looked at Lang Shiyi in confusion, “Your sitting posture has suddenly become very ladylike.”

“Nothing.” Lang Shiyi turned off the computer, his face heavy as he watched Yan Leyang walk out of his room.

Yan Leyang looked very happy, humming an off-tune song, and wanted to get some food.

“Yan Leyang.” Lang Shiyi suddenly shouted.

“Hmm?” Yan Leyang turned his head, “What’s the matter?”

“Is yours still there?” Lang Shiyi realized that he shouldn’t be so straightforward and said it in a different way, “It doesn’t matter if you don’t have it. I can do it.”

“Huh?” Yan Leyang tilted his head. He felt that Lang Shiyi’s words were becoming increasingly difficult to understand.


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