Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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“Lang Shiyi, is the hair on your head a little wet?” When Eleph came over, Lang Shiyi was in half-animal form.
“It’s okay.” Lang Shiyi’s answer was cold and indifferent, and there was no trace of panic even when his head was bitten.
“Oh.” Eleph ignored Lang Shiyi and found Yan Leyang sitting on the sofa: “Brown bears are prohibited from participating in the competition.”
“Huh?” Yan Leyang was stunned for a moment, and Eleph smiled: “I contacted a brown bear brother. They suspected that I wanted to form an alliance with brown bears, so they simply banned both brown bears and black bears.”
“The reason is that the content of fruits and vegetables in their diets is too high, so brown bears and black bears were removed from the list.” Eleph laughed happily.
It was good, Yan Leyang thought to himself, fighting with a brown bear would be fatal. It was not necessarily impossible to win, but he would definitely be injured: “What about the polar bears?” Polar bears were different from brown bears and black bears. They could be regarded as complete carnivores.
But after Yan Leyang asked, Eleph looked at Yan Leyang in surprise: “Polar bear?!”
“Polar bears generally don’t come out, let alone participate in this kind of underground fighting.” Lang Shiyi reminded Yan Leyang, “There are only more than 20,000 of their species left, and each one is quite precious.”
In today’s interstellar world, most races numbered in the tens of billions and were spread across various planets.
There were only 20,000 polar bears who were still stubborn. So no matter what, polar bears would not participate in this so-called fight. Their top priority now was to ensure that their race did not go extinct.
At this time, no polar bear could die.
“You must not heard of it.” Lang Shiyi explained to Eleph that the plight of the polar bears came from the fact that they fought hard with the entire herbivorous family four to five hundred years ago to snatch the energy that belonged to the polar bear clan. In the end, the polar bears won, but their winning looked like losing.
Because in the end they only had more than 3,000 bears left, with only more than 500 males left, most of whom were old, weak, sick and disabled. In order to prevent other races from coveting their territory, even their planet was closed.
“And the polar bears won’t help those guys.” Eleph was confident, “They are allies with us now.”
Most of the supplies for the polar bears now came from the volunteers of the killer whale family. The killer whale family was very wealthy. At this time, no polar bear would be stupid enough to help the enemy of the killer whales, unless they wanted to cut off their own supply sources.
All in all, this was a competition between carnivores, and now there were no bears in this competition.
No bear clan?! And there were no big cats in this world.
Yan Leyang felt strange. To put it bluntly, he felt like an adult parachuting into a kindergarten competition, the kind of person who could punch a child.
But Yan Leyang liked the pleasure of downgrading and beating children.
“Also, for the competition you want to participate in, Lang Shiyi, I have obtained the information of most of the players.” Eleph opened a can of drink and smiled at Lang Shiyi: “I’ll send it to you. It’s on my optical brain.”
“Well, thank you.” Lang Shiyi nodded, still aloof.
“As for the latest news I got, Seb may have come out.” Eleph reminded, “He may have been brought out by his brother.”
Yan Leyang paused for a moment, but then thought: “The universe is so big, we shouldn’t encounter him.”
“That’s right.” Eleph didn’t stay here for too long. He sent a copy of the information he collected to Lang Shiyi and then left. He didn’t have that much free time, and he still needed to make arrangements and decisions on the gang’s affairs.
After Eleph left, Lang Shiyi did not open the opponent’s information, but asked: “Where do you think Yan Leyang went?”
“Huh?” Yan Leyang didn’t react at all.
“If you traveled through time and ended up in prison, then where did the ‘Yan Leyang’ of this world go?” Lang Shiyi continued.
“I don’t know.” Yan Leyang thought for a moment, “Maybe he went to my world?”
Yan Leyang transmigrated here, and his body seemed to change according to certain rules of this world. For example, his strength became more than a little stronger.
“It’s best to go to your world.” Lang Shiyi said no more, but Yan Leyang already understood the meaning.
Lang Shiyi was afraid that “Yan Leyang” may exist somewhere in this world, but they didn’t know it.
“Your world…” Lang Shiyi asked again after being silent for a while, “What is it like? Are you really from the cat tribe?”
“Ah? That’s right.” Yan Leyang scratched his head, “Actually, my species is not unusual, and there are all kinds of big cats in the cat tribe.”
“But our place is not as developed as yours.” Yan Leyang recalled, “My dad is kind of a tiger king. His overall quality is the strongest of this generation, but he is a strict wife slave.”
“Your parents?” Lang Shiyi noticed the important point, “Your parents are still alive?”
“Well, they have a good relationship. My dad is a tiger, just like me, and my mom is a lion cat, very beautiful with pure white fur and blue eyes[1].” Yan Leyang’s family was very harmonious.
“There are many kinds of tigers. In addition to tigers, there are also big cats such as leopards, jaguars, lions…” When Yan Leyang talked about lions, he thought of one of his screenwriter friends.
That friend was an African lion, male, with extremely luxuriant hair, with the same shape when he was a human. The expression on his face was always melancholy, and his whole person was a living “non-mainstream”, the kind of sad leader.
Why was he so melancholy… Maybe it was because this friend had four wives, and all four of them were strong women. His wives had only one request for him, and that was to be a qualified “massage stick”.
If he didn’t do it well, he would get slapped on the balls.
Yan Leyang suddenly felt excited and smiled under Lang Shiyi’s puzzled eyes: “Let’s not talk about this anymore, let’s not talk about it anymore.”
“Then all big cats…” Lang Shiyi asked again, “Are all big cats’ faces as round as yours?”
Yan Leyang’s expression froze, and his face instantly fell into disgrace.
“The big face is very beautiful.” Lang Shiyi added, “Your eyes are very beautiful when you are in human form. Of course you are also very beautiful in animal form, but the face is too big and your eyes are small.”
Yan Leyang felt that there was a complete reason why Lang Shiyi could remain single for more than 2,000 chapters.
But seeing Yan Leyang’s expression change, Lang Shiyi was still confused.
Lang Shiyi truly felt that Yan Leyang’s animal form was perfect, and he also praised it with true feelings.
Couldn’t Yan Leyang feel it?
“You’d better learn more about the art of language.” Yan Leyang stretched out his paws and rubbed Lang Shiyi’s head, “Read the opponent’s information carefully to avoid deviations in the plot.”
Lang Shiyi’s hair was really easy to rub, especially now that Lang Shiyi was in half-animal form with a wolf head.
“Try not to get hurt.” Yan Leyang reminded.
Lang Shiyi chuckled: “I am the protagonist, I will never die.”
“Who knows?” Yan Leyang turned on his optical brain. In addition to figuring out his opponent, he also wanted to get familiar with the world as quickly as possible. “No one is immune to death.”
Yan Leyang had never struggled with whether this world was real or fake. He only cared about what he felt: “The halo of the protagonist is too ridiculous.”
The so-called halo of the protagonist meant that the protagonist would make a profit or protect his own life by walking among the “levels” set by the author. After all, this was an invisible and intangible thing: “You are not a paper person.”
Eleph had transformed from a thug in a suit to a man in big pants and slippers.
You must know that it was not that convenient for the protagonist to escape from prison in the original text. Yan Leyang had changed a lot of things. Who knew what kind of evil wind these butterfly wings would fan out?
Lang Shiyi’s hand trembled slightly, not too obviously: “Yeah.”
“I must kill them.” Adan recalled those three days when those guys took him to dance at Eleph’s place. The highlight was his first performance!! His boss actually saw it! What was intolerable, it was unbearable.
Inexplicably, this happened more than once, and the boss demoted him. He probably wouldn’t be promoted in the future. How could he be willing to accept it?
Adan broke away from the organization and vowed to teach them, even Eleph, a lesson.
“Caught!” A male voice sounded from behind Adan.
Adan turned around and found that it was his colleague who spoke, and his colleague was holding a rope. At the other end of the rope was a woman, it was Luo Ma who had stuffed something in Adan’s pants before.
“Ha.” Adan twitched the corner of his mouth, stepped forward, reached out and slapped Luo Ma on the face: “Long time no see.”
….
“Luo Ma is missing?” Lang Shiyi didn’t even raise his eyelids after hearing Dai Zu’s words.
They needn’t worry about Luo Ma.
The main reason this guy was in jail was because this guy blew up their capital. Strictly speaking, Luo Ma was actually classified as a terrorist, although she did not kill anyone.
But for a minor to be able to do this, it already showed that she was a complete genius and also a psychopath.
Lang Shiyi looked at his optical brain and saw that Luo Ma had just sent a message at this time. It was a full three hundred words. The general meaning was that she had been kidnapped, but she found that there were many handsome men there, so please don’t save her for the time being and she would be happy.
“She will come back after she has had enough fun.” Yan Leyang apparently also received the message, “I just feel sorry for those kidnappers.”
This group of kidnappers still didn’t know what they would face, it was hell.
“That’s right.” Dai Zu was speechless for a while, then he remembered, “Is the weight that Eleph registered for you, Brother Yan, not quite right?”
“What? There’s no problem.” Yan Leyang glanced at the registration form.
“One meter eighty-five centimeters, 80 kilograms?” Dai Zu asked again.
“Um.”
“It’s more than that.” Dai Zu frowned.
“Absolutely.” Yan Leyang looked away, “I have to exercise restraint when I’m in human form, that’s 80 kilograms.”
“But isn’t the game to be played in half-animal form?”
“Ah, it seems so. It’s almost the same.” Yan Leyang’s body weight when he was in half-animal form was more than 280 kilograms, which was 200 kilograms more. “It’s just a little bit worse.” It seemed to have increased again recently.
Anyway, he had to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger. His current weight of more than 500 kilograms and almost 600 kilograms would seem abnormal if they filled it in.
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