Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
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Warning 18+ content: sexual references
Beijing, the compound of the military region.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
“It’s over! It’s over! It’s over!” Yang Zi pulled out several strands of hair by himself, “Why would the head ask such a question? Who is so cheating on the Head? The most terrible thing is that I hung up on the head I hung up, the head called, called, called me!”
Yang Zi felt that life was gloomy, but for his young life, he felt that he had to work hard to save it.
He immediately got up, went to the computer, logged on to the Internet, and entered the chat room of the Blood Banner Special Agent Group.
Usually, this place was used by them to discuss major events.
Yang Zi’s code name in the group was Sunflower.
Sunflower: It is exactly 11:33 noon, and at 11:32, I received a call from Head, and Head said two sentences in total, namely ‘I have something to ask you.’ and ‘Are there a lot of homosexuals on the team?’, I was so frightened that I accidentally dropped my phone and terminated the call. Now I feel the deep malice that is coming from the world, my life has entered a dark period, my whole body is not feeling well, so I’m calling for help from the team! What does the word seeking knowledge mean? Who dared to show affection in front of the head? What should I do now? Waiting online, hurry up!
Thunderstorm: …
Tornado: …
Big Strong Head: …
Sika Deer: [Bad] [Bad] [Bad] [A row of bad]
Earth Bear: [Stay] If I were you, I would definitely not ask for help here, but immediately call back and explain to the boss.
Thunderstorm: Bear + 1
Sunny Baby: Yang Zi, I also want to remind you that the head can also enter this chat room.
Tornado: Look at the above words, although the head rarely comes.
Yang Zi’s eyes went dark, and then he felt that life was really dark, and he even forgot to call the head back. He immediately wanted to go back to get his phone, but before leaving, he took a last look at the chat room, and then…
Qilin: Here I come.
As soon as this ID code appeared in the chat room, the chat room became instantly quiet.
Yang Zi froze in place.
Chat room interface, three seconds later.
Qilin: Speak.
Thunderstorm: Here!
Tornado: in!
…
Earth Bear: Yes!
One sentence blew up all the people in the chat room, and in the end Yang Zi tapped the keyboard tremblingly.
Sunflower: …in! [Crying]
Sunflower: [Kneeling with big expression] Head, please forgive me! Head, I know I was wrong! Head, I’m innocent, I’m normal, I have absolutely normal sexuality!
The chat room turned quiet, but Yang Zi in the backstage received countless private chat messages, with ellipses indicating speechlessness, some angrily scolding him for being stupid, and some silently expressing their condolences for him. The performance of this group of good teammates made Yang Zi almost cry, and he replied the same sentence to everyone: If you don’t help, I will inform on you! Dear teammates, let’s break the Daoshan oil pot together!
Everyone: “…” No matter how cheerful and straightforward a person was on week days, it was quite terrifying when he turned black.
Qin Fan, who was sitting in the garden of the Jinglan family villa, stared at the silent chat room in silence. The reaction of these guys clearly showed a guilty conscience.
His thick and long fingers continued to type on the phone.
Chatroom.
Qilin: Now what I ask, that is what you answer. Who dares to have a private chat in secret, heh.
A group of ID codes showed perfect discipline, and the same answer was lined up: Report to the chief, dare not!
Qilin: Do you know what picking up soap is?
Every soldier who logged in on the computer or mobile phone was shocked, and they all understood how Yang Zi felt when he received Qin Fan’s call and answered in unison: Yes.
Qilin: Have you all picked it?
Fuck -! Countless beasts galloped past each soldier’s mind, wanting to cry but not crying. Boss, you look down on us too much, don’t you? What does it mean to pick soap up? We are the elite among the elite, and we are your soldiers! How can you look down on us so much! Uh…wrong focus! We didn’t pick up the soap at all, did we! We are all normal pure men!
Then, Qin Fan saw the answers lined up again in the chat room: I haven’t picked it up!
He was silent for two seconds, copied and pasted the information he found in Maodu into the chat room, and then asked the question again.
Qilin: [Paste large text content]
Qilin: Are there many homosexuals in the team?
This time everyone’s answers were slower and less orderly.
Earth Bear: This popular science is exaggerated, and there are not so many in the army, but everyone is a man, and they can’t go out to find women for a long time, so they occasionally meet to have sex together.
Everyone sighed in their hearts: Bear is doing well! His courage is fat enough! How dare I say it!
They didn’t know the earth bear, that was, Guo Chengxiong knew more than they did, who immediately thought of Si Huang, and had a bad premonition in his heart.
Earth Bear: It doesn’t necessarily mean being gay when you hit a cannon, and they won’t go till the end, it’s just helping each other with your hands, but the situation in the prison is indeed more chaotic than in the army. Head, don’t worry, there is absolutely no one in our team, but Qing Tianwa, who looks white and clean, was bullied when he first came to the army.
Sunny Baby: Shut up!
Thunderstorm: Bear is right, many in the army are just joking around, so you can’t take nasty things seriously.
Sunflower: This kind of situation is almost never seen in elite troops. Those who have this kind of aptitude are generally not selected for elite troops. They are afraid of affecting the unity of the team.
Qilin: It is hard on men.
At this moment, the soldiers in the chat room separated from each other and spit out water if they happened to be drinking water, fell down while walking, and fell over while sitting on the chair. Only a few innocent eyes widened and approached the computer or mobile phone, thinking that it did happen, it was not because they were dazzled.
Guo Chengxiong in Yangcheng once again took up the lead.
Earth Bear: Head, what did you see that made it hard on men?
Qilin: Seeing him take a bath.
Guo Chengxiong thought he had seen Si Huang’s naked body taking a bath.
Thinking of Si Huang’s face, fair skin, and slender figure. Guo Chengxiong smacked his lips, if it was this kid, he might be prettier than a woman if he took it off!
But no matter how beautiful it was, what was the use of it? A man was a man after all, and he must not let his head go down this road.
Guo Chengxiong gave Qin Fan a Weibo ID and several e-books before, one of which was called “Teaching You How to Capture a Man’s Heart”. He also believed that Qin Fan regarded Si Huang as his younger brother, who would have known that this would happen today.
Chatroom.
Earth Bear: That’s right! Head, I think it must be that the man is too good-looking, even better than a woman, that will give you the illusion. Men are all visual creatures. Just looking at the face and upper body, if the face is beautiful enough and the skin is white enough, it can be regarded as a woman.
Qilin: …
Qin Fan put the ellipsis because Guo Chengxiong thought too much, he didn’t look at it at all. When he got to the child’s body, he had just seen his face. Then he thought again, this seemed to be right, if you don’t see the body and just look at the face, it would be easier for him to be regarded as a woman.
Guo Chengxiong thought that Qin Fan had been persuaded by him, so he continued to work hard.
Earth Bear: What’s more, you hang out with all kinds of men every day, and Sunny Baby is also quite handsome. Have you ever reacted to us?
Qilin: No.
Earth Bear: That’s right! If you were gay, you should have been aware of your sexuality in this environment.
Qin Fan frowned. It seemed to be the case.
Earth Bear: Head, actually I wanted to say it a long time ago, you are also 26 or 27. Not to mention getting married and having children, other men of this age have definitely at least met women on blind dates. You…have you been abstinent for too long?
Everyone who had been watching the screen secretly gave Guo Chengxiong a thumbs up again. Powerful! Too strong! Worthy of being a tech nerd!
Everyone was waiting, but after waiting for a few minutes, they didn’t get a reply from Qin Fan. After checking, they found that he had already left the chat room.
As soon as Qin Fan left, the other people who were diving and spying on the screen all erupted.
Thunderstorm: Bear, do you know something?
Sunflower: …does this mean that I survived?
Tornado: Bear come out, Bear come out quickly, tell what you know and don’t kill him!
Earth Bear: This is the head’s private matter, are you sure you want to know? Without the permission of Head!
Everyone: “…”
After a while of silence, everyone silently dived again with tears in their eyes.
It’s not that we are too useless, it’s just that the boss is too scary!
Curiosity killed the cat! Curiosity can kill!
However, what happened this time made them all pay attention – as long as they followed the head’s side, they may not be not able to find the signs.
Yangcheng.
Guo Chengxiong closed the chat room and stroked his stubbled chin.
“It shouldn’t be, my Head is so blank, it’s impossible not to find some signs in the army.” He was thinking tangledly, and suddenly opened his mouth wide, with a strange look on his face, and murmured: “It will never be the legendary ‘I like you and have feelings for you, it has nothing to do with your gender, just because you are you, and you happen to be a man’ or something!? Fuck! Don’t be silly! Vomit to death, okay!?”
Guo Chengxiong stood up violently, walked around in the messy room, then suddenly his mind brightened.
What was the most direct way to test a man’s sexual orientation? That type of film!
Although it was not like he hadn’t seen it before, there seemed to be no reaction, maybe it was because his concentration was too good? The most important thing was to let Head and Si Huang watch it together! At that time, if the Head did not respond, but Si Huang reacted, the little thoughts in the Head will be shattered, right? After all, he is a beloved younger brother, and the Head will definitely not bring his straight boy younger brother into that narrow circle!
Guo Chengxiong made a final decision with one fist and felt that the method he thought of was really good, so he went to send a message file to Qin Fan vigorously.
“Hey, hey! Boss, I also worked hard for you. This is a fine resource I have carefully selected! Dedicating it to you shows my admiration for you!” Guo Chengxiong licked his lips, smiling with a ruffian face, after sorting out the files, he packed them up and sent them to Qin Fan.
Here in City H.
Qin Fan counted the time, the child should have finished practicing before leaving the chat room and walking back.
When he was about to reach the villa, a reminder sound came from the phone.
He picked it up and took a look.
(Information) Guo Chengxiong: Head, I sent you a document, please remember to receive it. When the time comes, watch it on TV with Master Si, it will definitely solve your troubles. PS: It must be watched together when there are only two people.
Qin Fan logged into the special account, received the file package sent by Guo Chengxiong, and put the phone back in his pocket without looking at what it was for a while.
That afternoon, Si Huang also noticed something strange about Qin Fan.
“What have you been staring at me for?” Even if he watched her before, he didn’t watch her so frequently and seriously as this night, as if he was studying her body.
Study the body?
Si Huang immediately became cautious.
Qin Fan stared at her face carefully again, thought for a few seconds, and then said in a calm tone of telling the facts: “You look good.”
Si Huang: “… I remember you were very disgusted at the beginning, saying that I have a weak face.”
Qin Fan: “Well, you have a beautiful weak face.”
“Today, you can go out and find a hotel to sleep by yourself.” Si Huang stood up, then before returning to the room, she gave him another sideways glance, and sneered: “A group of mocking faces with well-developed limbs and a simple mind.”
Qin Fan: “…”
He seemed to be unhappy again. When it was dark, Qin Fan really went out to find a place to sleep outside.
….
One morning.
Si Huang and the brothers and sisters Yu Xi and Yu Ling who were prepared drove to the filming location of “Red Moon” that had been discussed yesterday.
It had been a week since the last time the filming was suspended, and everyone was not unfamiliar when they got together again, and they got ready soon.
The second episode of “Red Moon” was about Yue’s little black cat who made a friend, a tabby cat. The tabby cat would occasionally come to Ding Hong’s house to play with the little black cat. Yue had already noticed something weird about the tabby cat, but before the other party showed any malice, he turned a blind eye and passed by.
The picture of two feline creatures playing was very interesting and cute. It was heart-warming and full of cuteness, but it was difficult to shoot successfully. It took dozens of minutes to shoot a few minutes of pictures each time, or even hours of training, induction and preparation to take a few minutes of satisfactory pictures.
The task of inducing the cats also fell on Si Huang.
Because everyone had discovered that the tsundere cat family became kittens in front of Si Huang, whether it was the little black cat or the tabby cat, they would become extraordinarily obedient when facing Si Huang.
This made all the girls not able to help exclaiming and laughing.
“This world is skewed! Even cats can appreciate beauty!”
“It should be said that even the animal kingdom is not immune to His Majesty’s charm, it can’t be better!”
“How nice!”
Don’t forget to strive for benefits while everyone is laughing, don’t be too diligent in taking pictures and videos.
“Your Majesty’s way of teasing cats is so gentle, I like it so much! I like it so much!”
However, as Xu Wanjun’s voice sounded, indicating that the official shooting began, the gentle Si Huang who was teasing cats in their mouths instantly transformed into a noble and glamorous demon fox Yue.
And a hand wrapped around the tabby’s slender neck.
The author has something to say:
Why did Qin Liangliang not know about these things after staying in the army for so long? Because no one dared to wave in front of him, saying such a thing! Because he has a high position and has never taken on small tasks, it’s because he didn’t pay attention to such things! Then everyone who read this chapter laughed and swelled the remaining monthly pass in their pockets to the male god~ Follow up closely, we must unite and protect the male god Xiaojuju~
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